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2012-03-20 09:05:39 PM
I bet the 600 girls who turned him down will be jealous
 
2012-03-20 09:07:37 PM
The comments in TFA are priceless.
 
2012-03-20 09:20:17 PM

Barfmaker: The comments in TFA are priceless.


"I just watched a couple of her videos and she looks like a sweet little girl and should give him a very entertaning night."

"I would imagine that the date (if it happens) will end with a blushing kiss and hug good-bye; and a memory to last a lifetime."

"@Concerned Mother in NC - I guess your prom date didn't get lucky that night for sure. Or if you were ever fun and young; that day has long gone by and know you are just another dried up bitter old hag who hates anyone that has fun. Stop using "morals" as the excuse to hate everyone who got laid in the past century while you were to busy cooking and knitting."
 
2012-03-20 09:42:07 PM
Green this and keep an eye out for a follow up.

If he goes through with it, post the followup with the hero tag.
 
2012-03-20 09:44:20 PM
This sounds like something I would have done at that age. And I would have been all gentlemanly and treated her nice and not even tried to fark her.

I was a real dumbshiat in high school.
 
2012-03-20 10:06:23 PM
media.mtvne.com
 
2012-03-20 10:24:29 PM
At least he's using technology for good.

Not like his classmates. (new window)
 
2012-03-20 10:33:29 PM
If this kid makes a Kickstarter to raise the money for her airfare, I'll definitely chip in ten bucks.
 
2012-03-20 10:47:00 PM
She's actually kind of cute.
 
2012-03-20 10:58:45 PM
I think I saw this movie already

www.filmcritic.com
 
2012-03-20 11:01:12 PM

zedster: I think I saw this movie already

[www.filmcritic.com image 560x367]


shows what I get for not reading the article first.... .... :-/
 
2012-03-21 12:11:57 AM
My vagina isn't weeping over this story, but hers may be.
 
2012-03-21 12:12:50 AM
I wish twitter was around when I was in High School.

Best thing I had aval to me was Geoshiaties
 
2012-03-21 12:18:46 AM

cman: I wish twitter was around when I was in High School.

Best thing I had aval to me was Geoshiaties

====

You think that was bad?
Well we had to talk to actual GIRLS!

IN PERSON!

I know, right? Holy crap!
 
2012-03-21 12:20:30 AM

TommyymmoT: cman: I wish twitter was around when I was in High School.

Best thing I had aval to me was Geoshiaties
====

You think that was bad?
Well we had to talk to actual GIRLS!

IN PERSON!

I know, right? Holy crap!


Wow, gramps! I thought all the dino's were extinct!
 
2012-03-21 12:39:21 AM
ist1-3.filesor.com

I'd ask it to prom
 
2012-03-21 12:41:28 AM

Wintermute6: If this kid makes a Kickstarter to raise the money for her airfare, I'll definitely chip in ten bucks.


Seriously. Someone get on that.
 
2012-03-21 01:18:20 AM

cman: TommyymmoT: cman: I wish twitter was around when I was in High School.

Best thing I had aval to me was Geoshiaties
====

You think that was bad?
Well we had to talk to actual GIRLS!

IN PERSON!

I know, right? Holy crap!

Wow, gramps! I thought all the dino's were extinct!

===========

Yeah, and if that wasn't bad enough, we had to have sex with them IN PERSON!
No webcam, no phone, no nothing!
 
2012-03-21 01:19:18 AM
He's 18. You think she'll put out?
 
2012-03-21 01:22:04 AM
Where is the parental outrage?
 
2012-03-21 01:25:32 AM
Door Opens

Megan: Hi, I'm Megan. I'm here to pick up (looks at piece of paper) Mick.

Mom: I'm sorry, there's no Mick here, but we have a son named Mike.

Megan: That's the Bunny!

Mom: He'll be down in a minute, he's having trouble with his cumba, cumma, cunner, cumber-bund.

Megan: I know, cum can be difficult to get your mouth around. It takes practice.

Mom: Aren't you a sweet thing, d'you go to school with Mikey?

Megan: No, but I wear school uniforms regularly.

Mom: Really? HANK, come and meet Mikey's date.

(Hank enters)

Mom: Hank, this is Megan.

Hank: Nice to meet you, have we met before?

Megan: I doubt it, you might have seen me on TV.

Hank: What show?

Megan: Not as show, but if you own a DVD player you might have seen me. It's not something you'll have watched with (nods head to indicate Mom)...

Hank: (Sitting down on chair) Ah.

Mom: Megan, d'you like pie? (Hank crosses legs)

Megan: I munch on them occasionally.

(Hank groans, slowly)
 
2012-03-21 01:26:12 AM
This kid should only hope to live up to what some 18 yr old HS student pulled off back in the late 90's. Before there was Twitter, the guy used the Howard Stern show to ask the porn star Houston to prom. I can't recall the specifics, but I seem to remember a recap they did on Stern, and she admitted to giving the guy head at the prom after party. According to this article, they actually started up a relationship, and dated for about a year. Link (new window)
 
2012-03-21 01:33:57 AM
Godspeed, you magnificent bastard!
 
2012-03-21 01:34:40 AM
Haha!! That kid goes to Mr. Dawg's old high school. I wonder if they'd even let her in, if she actually showed?
 
2012-03-21 01:36:33 AM
That's not a tear in your eye, subby.
 
2012-03-21 01:47:10 AM
Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties
P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties

Would ya fark me for blow?
 
2012-03-21 01:59:35 AM
I took a friend's sister. she smacked me when i tried to molest her at the end of a dead end dirt road. I took solace in downing a 24 pack of natural ice. yay high school!

i would have taken this lass but I suspect she wasn't conceived yet.

content1.myyearbook.com
 
2012-03-21 02:03:39 AM
I took one for the team and googled her(do so at your NSFW risk, lots of naughty in GIS).

images.nubiles.net

Meh, looks "normal". Cute, sure. Nice bod. Nothing epic, but you know, free publicity.
 
2012-03-21 02:04:52 AM
WTF.

It showed in preview

http://images.nubiles.net/galleries_mgpbig/megan_piper/girls-masturb at ing/1big.jpg (new window)

SFW...if you go directly to the .jpg
 
2012-03-21 02:07:05 AM
Well if this works for one lonely man hopefully it will work for two.

Dear Zoe Voss,

I haven't been on a date in 4 years. Would you like a nice dinner followed by top shelf cocktails? We don't have to have sex, but rest assured if we do I lack the Herculean stamina of your costars. In other words, the embarrassment will be short lived. Keep in touch!

With every best wish,
Beluga Heights
 
2012-03-21 02:10:45 AM
Dear Sasha,

What would you like me to do to you on prom night? Don't be shy.
 
2012-03-21 02:15:15 AM

Smackledorfer: Dear Chasey Lain


Redundant post is redundant.
 
2012-03-21 02:27:33 AM

Harry_Seldon: Dear Sasha,

What would you like me to do to you on prom night? Don't be shy.


img.anongallery.org

/oblig
 
Skr
2012-03-21 03:15:13 AM
Tartan student eh? Used to pass by that school all the time. Decent large theater (Carmike) less than a mile away that they could hit up together after if the prom is either short or unwelcoming. Could go to a romantic midnight showing of Prometheus together.

Kudos to this young man. A good chance he won't 'get lucky', but I hope he has a good night regardless.

/this does seem a bit lame though. Even if the kid is butte ugly, he should have been able to find someone closer to home.
 
2012-03-21 03:24:42 AM
Wayne 985
He's 18. You think she'll put out?


Well, if he allows her to make and sell a video of it...
 
2012-03-21 04:08:21 AM
What? No link to a PayPal account?
 
2012-03-21 04:21:42 AM
Anyone want to guess at the odds that some parent objects and then school officials don't let her attend?
 
2012-03-21 04:23:11 AM
Highschool bans her from attending in 3... 2...

:-/
 
2012-03-21 05:06:53 AM
How old is she? Many schools put an age limit on prom dates. If she's under the limit, can't see what rule or legal manuver any one could use to deny the kid the ability to bring her in as his date.
 
2012-03-21 05:36:17 AM

cman: I wish twitter was around when I was in High School.

Best thing I had aval to me was Geoshiaties


Phhft. You had it easy. Why, back in the Sixties, me and me subversive schoolmates had to print up our communist literature on PAPER! On something called a mimegraph. It was hand cranked!
And we liked it!
 
2012-03-21 05:39:22 AM

Wayne 985: He's 18. You think she'll put out?


I'm sure you've seen this

i1127.photobucket.com

I'm sure most women in the industry have a similar ethic.
 
2012-03-21 05:52:41 AM
Hey, it's a story to tell your grandkids...
 
2012-03-21 05:56:31 AM
Back when I was in high school I would've asked Nikki Dial....
 
2012-03-21 06:02:36 AM

Snapper Carr: Wayne 985: He's 18. You think she'll put out?

I'm sure you've seen this

[i1127.photobucket.com image 400x400]

I'm sure most women in the industry have a similar ethic.

=====

This kid has already made her some serious money.
Yesterday, she was a run of the mill, just so-so kind of porn actress, and not even very famous. I doubt anybody other than the most ardent of porn fans even knew her name.

Only In the last 24 hours, has her name has gone global, and featured in almost every major news outlet.
NOW, she's a porn *star*.The kid probably has made her millions.
 
2012-03-21 06:21:46 AM

EngineerAU: How old is she? Many schools put an age limit on prom dates. If she's under the limit, can't see what rule or legal manuver any one could use to deny the kid the ability to bring her in as his date.


I believe she's barely 18.
 
2012-03-21 06:39:31 AM
A porn star is not exactly a great hit. An actress or singer who maybe has not been passed around to anyone paying might be more respectable.
 
2012-03-21 06:43:22 AM

Olympus Mons: A porn star is not exactly a great hit. An actress or singer who maybe has not been passed around to anyone paying might be more respectable.


You are right. This kid should totally call her and cancel.
 
2012-03-21 06:55:21 AM
The boy has to raise the money to get the porn star to his prom? WTF is up with that; you'd think she made enough money to fly over there already.
 
2012-03-21 07:00:55 AM

omeganuepsilon: Nothing epic, but you know, free publicity.


Not only is it free, but you can't buy that kind of publicity. She`ll probably sell as much pron to her new fans as she will to all the people who are offended by this.
 
2012-03-21 07:05:32 AM

Bendal: The boy has to raise the money to get the porn star to his prom? WTF is up with that; you'd think she made enough money to fly over there already.


Hey porn star I've never met! Want to come my prom, and pay for the privilege?

You're right, that would've worked better.
 
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