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(Talking Points Memo)   Intent on going down in the biggest blaze of glory ever, Rick Santorum now taking shots at President Obama's parenting skills   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 166
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2012-03-20 03:11:54 PM
I think the last 4-5 days will go down as Santorum's 'YEEEEAAAHHHHH' moment.
 
2012-03-20 03:15:38 PM
Rick Santorum said President Obama set a bad example and potentially endangered American tourists by letting his daughter Malia go to Mexico on a spring break vacation.

Most Americans base their travel plans on what the president's daughters are doing, which is why back in 2001 I went out with a fake ID and got drunk.
 
2012-03-20 03:15:58 PM
Santorum says exactly what the people voting for him want to hear:

/BLACK MAN BAD!
 
2012-03-20 03:18:13 PM
So these guys pretty much just wake up in the morning, read Hot Air or Breitbart, and then repeat whatever the manufactured outrage du jour is, don't they?
 
2012-03-20 03:20:02 PM

sigdiamond2000: So these guys pretty much just wake up in the morning, read Hot Air or Breitbart, and then repeat whatever the manufactured outrage du jour is, don't they?


Hey, don't let the trolls' secret methods out into the open. They think we don't know yet.
 
2012-03-20 03:21:45 PM
Let me guess, he's going after that whole 'Mexican vacation' story?
Son of a biatch, he is!

fark you Rick. fark you, you worthless piece of shiat.
 
2012-03-20 03:25:05 PM

Quasar: Rick Santorum said President Obama set a bad example and potentially endangered American tourists by letting his daughter Malia go to Mexico on a spring break vacation.

Most Americans base their travel plans on what the president's daughters are doing, which is why back in 2001 I went out with a fake ID and got drunk.


ZING!!!
 
2012-03-20 03:27:58 PM
If this makes President Obama a bad parent, then it makes the parents of the 12 girls who are also on the school trip to Mexico bad parents as well.
 
2012-03-20 03:29:34 PM
School field trips are not necessary if your child is home schooled!
 
2012-03-20 03:33:14 PM

propasaurus: fark you Rick. fark you, you worthless piece of shiat.


THIS, so very much this. I think Obama's parenting skills, and his children, are really the only thing that shouldn't be fair game as a campaign issue.
 
2012-03-20 03:33:52 PM
God is on Santorum's side.

7.6 earthquake in Mexico.

BAM
 
2012-03-20 03:35:30 PM
I bet Obama wants to send his girls to college after, too! Obama, always with the farking egghead bullshiat and taxes and brown people. Am I right?
 
2012-03-20 03:37:08 PM

SnakeLee: I bet Obama wants to send his girls to college after, too! Obama, always with the farking egghead bullshiat and taxes and brown people and arugula. Am I right?


Almost. FTFY. ;)
 
2012-03-20 03:39:05 PM
BTW, when this goes green, it will be the fifth Santorum link today.

We're all geeks here - perhaps we should try to create a metric of sorts around this. Some empirical way to measure the health of a candidacy by the number of Fark headlines it generates and the tags associated with said headlines.
 
2012-03-20 03:39:45 PM
That is when I would lose my shiat if I were Barack. I would publicly come out and tell him that he can say whatever the fark he wants about me, but do not ever speak of my children again or I will farking kill you.

Hell, it might win him some votes.
 
2012-03-20 03:41:08 PM
With kids that look like this you really shouldn't be putting down other people's parenting.

img.photobucket.com

Youngest daughter - thinks she's 3 still. Dresses in matching outfits with her doll
Son - Future serial killer. Wait, someone just found the bodies.
Oldest daughter - high on mom's valium
 
2012-03-20 03:42:13 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: BTW, when this goes green, it will be the fifth Santorum link today.

We're all geeks here - perhaps we should try to create a metric of sorts around this. Some empirical way to measure the health of a candidacy by the number of Fark headlines it generates and the tags associated with said headlines.


Sarah Palin was a hot topic here before she suddenly fizzled out.

/who?
 
2012-03-20 03:43:04 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: School field trips are not necessary if your child is home schooled!


And they're enrolled in a cyber school in a state other than the one you're actually living in.
 
2012-03-20 03:44:42 PM
Well, he's right. No one should go to Mexico, or any other country for that matter. Why should we give those foreigners our hard-earned money when we should be spending it all here instead?
 
2012-03-20 03:44:45 PM

Walker: With kids that look like this you really shouldn't be putting down other people's parenting.


That girl is passing one painful fart by the look on her face.
 
2012-03-20 03:45:06 PM
Youngest daughter - thinks she's 3 still. Dresses in matching outfits with her doll
Son - Future serial killer. Wait, someone just found the bodies.
Oldest daughter - high on mom's valium


Youngest son - stillborn. BOOM Drop the mic
 
2012-03-20 03:45:36 PM

Walker: With kids that look like this you really shouldn't be putting down other people's parenting.

[img.photobucket.com image 580x398]

Youngest daughter - thinks she's 3 still. Dresses in matching outfits with her doll
Son - Future serial killer. Wait, someone just found the bodies.
Oldest daughter - high on mom's valium


That picture still gives me the heebie-jeebies. Pennsylvania Gothic.
 
2012-03-20 03:45:56 PM

Walker: With kids that look like this you really shouldn't be putting down other people's parenting.


I love that picture. Always have.

It's got to be the creepiest family photo in the history of the universe.
 
2012-03-20 03:46:42 PM

mitchcumstein1: That is when I would lose my shiat if I were Barack. I would publicly come out and tell him that he can say whatever the fark he wants about me, but do not ever speak of my children again or I will farking kill you.

Hell, it might win him some votes.


I'd have to imagine that any parent would be very tempted to lose their cool if someone took a direct shot at the skills as a parent - especially in the media.

Personally, I hope the media asks about this at his next press conference, just to see how POTUS chooses to respond.
 
2012-03-20 03:48:31 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Personally, I hope the media asks about this at his next press conference, just to see how POTUS chooses to respond.


I'd love it if he referred to Santorum the same way he referred to Kanye West.
 
2012-03-20 03:56:06 PM
Sometimes I believe Santorum goes back to the hotel room after spewing weapons-grade retard like this every night, looks in the mirror, and thinks "I don't want to be president. What the HELL do I have to finally say to make them say I'm unfit so it will all go away?"

But, mostly I think a guy who has created a family like the one in the photo with the eldest son who clearly has a mini-fridge full of oft-raped raccoon torsos and the daughter who's going to leave a smoke outline of herself in the house at age 18 and the stillborn who you just KNOW is held up as an example of perfection the kids can never match is really so pants-shiattingly crazy that in a sane world he wouldn't be able to get a job sucking the farts out of movie theater seats.
 
2012-03-20 03:58:31 PM

Quasar: Most Americans base their travel plans on what the president's daughters are doing, which is why back in 2001 I went out with a fake ID and got drunk.


i.imgur.com

/Oldie but a goodie
 
2012-03-20 04:00:46 PM
A responsible parent would support and/or undergo prenatal testing.
 
2012-03-20 04:01:41 PM

Triumph: eraser8: It's got to be the creepiest family photo in the history of the universe.

ORLY?
[www.frogsoda.com image 425x329]


The boy in the middle is soooo lucky!
 
2012-03-20 04:01:59 PM

mitchcumstein1: I would publicly come out and tell him that he can say whatever the fark he wants about me, but do not ever speak of my children again or I will farking kill you.


I am ever amazed at the patience of Mr. Obama. I would have lost my shiat waaaaaay before now, but this probably would cause me to arrive at his rally and cockpunch him in the middle of it.
 
2012-03-20 04:03:40 PM

Diogenes: A responsible parent would support and/or undergo prenatal testing.


I can respect those who choose to meet their child as a person first rather than a diagnosis first.

/but his rants against prenatal testing were obvious bullshiat too
 
2012-03-20 04:05:35 PM

Somacandra: Diogenes: A responsible parent would support and/or undergo prenatal testing.

I can respect those who choose to meet their child as a person first rather than a diagnosis first.

/but his rants against prenatal testing were obvious bullshiat too


I wouldn't want to know about anything but potential health or genetic issues. Even if it's to prepare, not necessarily to abort.
 
2012-03-20 04:05:53 PM
Can we all agree that Oaxaca is fun to say?

Wa-HAKA. Waaaa-HAKA.
 
2012-03-20 04:08:18 PM

Bathia_Mapes: If this makes President Obama a bad parent, then it makes the parents of the 12 girls who are also on the school trip to Mexico bad parents as well.


Terrorists. And tax moochers since their kids have a Secret Service detail. Probably trade unionists and socialists
 
2012-03-20 04:09:01 PM

Triumph: eraser8: It's got to be the creepiest family photo in the history of the universe.

ORLY?
[www.frogsoda.com image 425x329]


WHAT THE F*CK?
A Catholic Therapist could put all his children through Harvard on the results from that one photo.
 
2012-03-20 04:17:39 PM

Diogenes: Triumph: eraser8: It's got to be the creepiest family photo in the history of the universe.

ORLY?
[www.frogsoda.com image 425x329]

The boy in the middle is soooo lucky!


Damn I missed it before it got pulled.
 
2012-03-20 04:25:55 PM
I can't imagine anyone sane will respond well to attacks on children on a school field trip.

What the hell man?
 
2012-03-20 04:30:09 PM

Bloody William: Can we all agree that Oaxaca is fun to say?

Wa-HAKA. Waaaa-HAKA.


It was originally pronounced Wa-SHA-Ka.
 
2012-03-20 04:35:58 PM

Somacandra: Diogenes: A responsible parent would support and/or undergo prenatal testing.

I can respect those who choose to meet their child as a person first rather than a diagnosis first.

/but his rants against prenatal testing were obvious bullshiat too


Indeed. The Santorums had pre-natal testing done for the infant son that died. They had pre-natal testing done when Karen Santorum was pregnant with their daughter, Bella. Testing revealed she had Trisomy 18.

But you know Rick. One rule for his family, the rest of us can rot.
 
2012-03-20 04:36:33 PM

Walker: Diogenes: Triumph: eraser8: It's got to be the creepiest family photo in the history of the universe.

ORLY?
[www.frogsoda.com image 425x329]

The boy in the middle is soooo lucky!

Damn I missed it before it got pulled.


It was a family... father, mother, son, son, daughter, all lying naked and prone upon one another in that order with a baby in the front of the incest tower.
 
2012-03-20 04:38:27 PM
It's farking astonishing there are people who want this guy to be president.
 
2012-03-20 04:40:35 PM
Who the hell is on the fence about going to Mexico on Spring Break only finally make their decision to go when they hear that Obama's daughter is there? I don't see the connection.
 
2012-03-20 04:41:31 PM
Nevermind that with her Secret Service bodyguards and Marine escort, Malia Obama is the safest child on the planet.
 
2012-03-20 04:41:38 PM
I personally wouldn't allow my kids to go to Mexico but that's not really your place to say, Rick.
 
2012-03-20 04:43:19 PM
How are they going to learn to make sammiches in Mexico?
 
2012-03-20 04:45:00 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: Walker: With kids that look like this you really shouldn't be putting down other people's parenting.

[img.photobucket.com image 580x398]

Youngest daughter - thinks she's 3 still. Dresses in matching outfits with her doll
Son - Future serial killer. Wait, someone just found the bodies.
Oldest daughter - high on mom's valium

That picture still gives me the heebie-jeebies. Pennsylvania Gothic.


Fugly, fugly, fugly, fugly. An American Tragedy, indeed.

Chelsea Clinton could grow out of it. These, I'm not so sure.
 
2012-03-20 04:46:38 PM
We get it. He's black.
 
2012-03-20 04:47:06 PM

skullkrusher: I personally wouldn't allow my kids to go to Mexico but that's not really your place to say, Rick.


But Rick believes it is his place to say. He also believes that it is his place to say what religion you can practice, how often you have sex and a whole bunch of other authoritarian religious nuttery.

\I can't believe there are people in this world that want this man to be president.
 
2012-03-20 04:47:36 PM

Walker: With kids that look like this you really shouldn't be putting down other people's parenting.

[img.photobucket.com image 580x398]

Youngest daughter - thinks she's 3 still. Dresses in matching outfits with her doll
Son - Future serial killer. Wait, someone just found the bodies.
Oldest daughter - high on mom's valium


You forgot the other son, who is peeking over Santorum's shoulder. He's probably reliving the moment Dad brought home a dead fetus.
 
2012-03-20 04:48:43 PM

max_pooper: skullkrusher: I personally wouldn't allow my kids to go to Mexico but that's not really your place to say, Rick.

But Rick believes it is his place to say. He also believes that it is his place to say what religion you can practice, how often you have sex and a whole bunch of other authoritarian religious nuttery.

\I can't believe there are people in this world that want this man to be president.


It is a disgrace to this entire country that Rick Santorum is a political contender for the nomination and not a fringe nutjob "constitutionalist" party member ignored by Lyndon LaRouche supporters.
 
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