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(NJ.com)   When trying to break into a cop's house, put your cell phone on silent   (nj.com) divider line 30
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2012-03-20 04:52:00 PM
All I need to be a successful burglar is my television understanding of locks and some plastic cards.
 
2012-03-20 05:43:02 PM
Angel Garcia-Lopez, 33, of New Hope

More like Angel Garcia-Lopez, 33, of No Hope, AMIRITE?
 
2012-03-20 06:04:52 PM
I told you never to call me at work...
 
2012-03-20 06:14:18 PM
Sounds like the burglar's in the... danger zone
 
2012-03-20 06:15:47 PM
What was he doing home if he was 'on-duty'?
/yeah, i don't like public toilets either, i can understand
 
2012-03-20 06:15:47 PM
Ha ha ha. That was just a perfect storm of an epic fail.

1) Attempt to go to party, get your shiat kicked
2) Get tossed out of a car
3) Land in front of an unoccupied house, and decide to break in, just HAPPENS to be a cops house.
4)Can't get the damn door to unlock due to a deadbolt
5)Hide under table, your friends call you right as the police where searching for you.
6)Have a fake Social Security card on you upon arrest.

And also, ownership of Plastic Giftcards is a crime?
 
2012-03-20 06:19:28 PM
Had a buddy that was turkey hunting - sitting around for a couple of hours, saw some nice toms heading his way. Waited... waited... probably another 20 minutes until they were close enough to take with a freaking slingshot (he had a shotgun, of course), then his damn phone rang.

We laughed and laughed...
Of course, we weren't hunting with him at the time.
 
2012-03-20 06:20:36 PM
Should have stayed in bed, couple have turned our this bad.
 
2012-03-20 06:21:53 PM
Was his ringtone the Dragnet theme?
 
2012-03-20 06:23:40 PM
...maybe the COPS theme.
 
2012-03-20 06:25:14 PM

JesterJoker55: Ha ha ha. That was just a perfect storm of an epic fail.

1) Attempt to go to party, get your shiat kicked
2) Get tossed out of a car
3) Land in front of an unoccupied house, and decide to break in, just HAPPENS to be a cops house.
4)Can't get the damn door to unlock due to a deadbolt
5)Hide under table, your friends call you right as the police where searching for you.
6)Have a fake Social Security card on you upon arrest.

And also, ownership of Plastic Giftcards is a crime?



When used to try and jimmy a door, yep
 
2012-03-20 06:28:19 PM
You're not the boss of me!
 
2012-03-20 06:31:01 PM
blah blah blah deadbolt blah blah blah

oh to live in a castle

w/ a moat
 
2012-03-20 06:44:45 PM
Good advice for any breakin, really.
 
2012-03-20 06:46:26 PM
I would think putting your cell phone on silent would be good advice whether the house is a cops or not.

/Maybe that is just me.
 
2012-03-20 06:47:39 PM
Beaten by 101 seconds. :(
 
2012-03-20 07:09:01 PM

Sgt Chainsaw: Should have stayed in bed, couple have turned our this bad.


Are you having a stroke? What is this?
 
2012-03-20 07:15:49 PM
Did he damn near get capped because his beeper kept beepin?
 
2012-03-20 07:19:33 PM

Blushing Wall Flower: Sgt Chainsaw: Should have stayed in bed, couple have turned our this bad.

Are you having a stroke? What is this?


Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
2012-03-20 07:22:42 PM
At least he gets phone calls...*sighs*
 
2012-03-20 07:25:06 PM

Monkey MKIII: Blushing Wall Flower: Sgt Chainsaw: Should have stayed in bed, couple have turned our this bad.

Are you having a stroke? What is this?

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


Stop that. Clown is saying funny purple monkey but really reaming stuffed cow.
 
2012-03-20 07:28:45 PM
That's called having a nice day in New Jersey
 
2012-03-20 08:21:58 PM
So the only thing we know is that Garcia-Lopez doesn't have an AT&T phone
 
2012-03-20 10:20:37 PM
I hope the ringtone was, Mulatto butt, Mulatto butt, black-ass momma, white-ass daddy
 
2012-03-20 10:23:30 PM

Blushing Wall Flower: Sgt Chainsaw: Should have stayed in bed, couple have turned our this bad.

Are you having a stroke? What is this?


Stupid Autocomplete and I are to stupid to see it...my bad, not having a stroke. Thanks for asking !
 
2012-03-20 11:37:47 PM

The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: At least he gets phone calls...*sighs*


Yeah, but they're always telemarketers and wrong numbers.
 
2012-03-21 12:28:01 AM

The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: At least he gets phone calls...*sighs*

 
2012-03-21 12:35:00 AM

new_york_monty: Sounds like the burglar's in the... danger zone


So I'm not the only person who heard "white ass momma, black ass daddy" when I read the headline..
 
2012-03-21 01:31:37 AM

Somaticasual: So I'm not the only person who heard "white ass momma, black ass daddy" when I read the headline..


Mulatto Butts...

/It was the first thing I thought
 
2012-03-21 11:59:46 AM

Ed Finnerty: All I need to be a successful burglar is my television understanding of locks and some plastic cards.


As a person who works in the plastic gift card industry, I'm getting a kick, ....... in the groin from a police officer for having burglary tools.
 
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