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(Politico)   Newt Gingrich, the man who wants to run the country like a lean mean machine in the black, is in the red already   (politico.com) divider line 37
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2012-03-20 03:00:46 PM
Come on, submitter. Give the guy a break. I bet you'd spend a lot to wash off Santorum, too.
 
2012-03-20 03:19:02 PM
It's Obama's fault.
 
2012-03-20 03:55:59 PM
I blame his white wife.

/Oh, great. Now the White House will have to apologize for this post.
 
2012-03-20 04:01:12 PM
I'll be glad when Gingrich is Gonegrich
 
2012-03-20 04:48:01 PM
Time for another cruise!
 
2012-03-20 04:50:28 PM
Guy burned through all that Adelson cash already? Damn, that must have been some bender.
 
2012-03-20 05:16:16 PM

Comic Book Guy: Guy burned through all that Adelson cash already? Damn, that must have been some bender.


The Chinese are really going to be pissed.
 
2012-03-20 05:18:30 PM
The solution is to cut taxes, clearly.
Oh, and ban alimony. That guy probably gives more money to his ex-wives than I'll see in a lifetime.
 
2012-03-20 05:18:40 PM
It doesn't matter what he does, only what he says. He's the only one who can say the things he says.

At least, that's what he told the wife he was cheating on at the time after giving an impassioned speech about the sanctity of marriage.
 
2012-03-20 05:21:26 PM
The fun part is going to be how he makes it back. I can't see Romney's campaign helping him to cover his debts, so what's left?
 
2012-03-20 05:23:41 PM

IMDWalrus: The fun part is going to be how he makes it back. I can't see Romney's campaign helping him to cover his debts, so what's left?


He'll just stiff them.
 
2012-03-20 05:27:14 PM
I guess Newt Gingjob creator won't be creating any jobs anytime soon.
 
2012-03-20 05:30:41 PM
Can you spot the future Mrs. Gingrich in this picture?

www.pennrepublicans.com
 
2012-03-20 05:34:36 PM

SevenizGud: Can you spot the future Mrs. Gingrich in this picture?

[www.pennrepublicans.com image 377x283]


I don't see anyone kneeling down....
 
2012-03-20 05:37:15 PM

SevenizGud: Can you spot the future Mrs. Gingrich in this picture?

[www.pennrepublicans.com image 377x283]


The one in gray on the left looks like she has the proper, shall we say, "qualifications".
 
2012-03-20 05:39:14 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'll be glad when Gingrich is Gonegrich


I have a standing $50 bet with my cousin from December that Obama wins this year. The conversation that started that bet involved him informing me that Gingrich was the only man for the job (he also REALLY hates Ron Paul).

/I should've made him put up or shut up and had a side bet on who would be the GOP nomination...he was damn sure it was gonna be Gingrich...sadly, I had been drinking, and that easy money escaped me.
 
2012-03-20 05:39:39 PM

qorkfiend: SevenizGud: Can you spot the future Mrs. Gingrich in this picture?

[www.pennrepublicans.com image 377x283]

The one in gray on the left looks like she has the proper, shall we say, "qualifications".


But the fat one on the far left looks like she could suck the cover off a golf ball. You just know she's not afraid to put anything in that maw of hers.
 
2012-03-20 05:45:53 PM

SevenizGud: Can you spot the future Mrs. Gingrich in this picture?

[www.pennrepublicans.com image 377x283]


Far left very proud of her lungs.
 
2012-03-20 05:48:24 PM

Comic Book Guy: Guy burned through all that Adelson cash already? Damn, that must have been some bender.


The Adelson cash can pay for campaign adds, but it can't pay for the nuts and bolts of running a campaign, as direct campaign contributions are still limited to 5,000 per donor or so.
 
2012-03-20 05:54:11 PM

houginator: Comic Book Guy: Guy burned through all that Adelson cash already? Damn, that must have been some bender.

The Adelson cash can pay for campaign adds, but it can't pay for the nuts and bolts of running a campaign, as direct campaign contributions are still limited to 5,000 per donor or so.


Can he just run ads and still be a credible candidate?
Well as credible as he has been all along.
 
2012-03-20 05:55:21 PM
This is where Gingrich states, "While our government budget is handled exactly like a single household budget, campaign budgets are far too complex to think about in those terms, and being in the red is actually a good thing, because freedom."
 
2012-03-20 05:56:54 PM
There are so many reasons that Gingrich is unfit to serve any public or private entity in any capacity.

A political campaign that's run out of money? That's not anything.
 
2012-03-20 05:59:27 PM

salvador.hardin: There are so many reasons that Gingrich is unfit to serve any public or private entity in any capacity.


Oh yeah? Name 20.
 
2012-03-20 06:05:20 PM
FTFA:

Gingrich's February fundraising total puts him at the back of the GOP pack, after Mitt Romney's $11.5 million, Rick Santorum's $9 million and Ron Paul's $3.3 million.

Obama raised $45 million in February alone. Yesterday Republicans were going on about how that's not enough for a presidential contender. So far it's more than all the Republican contenders have on hand RIGHT NOW.
 
2012-03-20 06:09:54 PM
If he spent all of his money, it is just because he loves America too much.
 
2012-03-20 06:16:02 PM

Comic Book Guy: Guy burned through all that Adelson cash already? Damn, that must have been some bender.


I think he said he has $100 million to donate, but no longer directly for Gingrich. At this stage he's waiting for a clear nominee.
 
2012-03-20 06:22:38 PM

qorkfiend: SevenizGud: Can you spot the future Mrs. Gingrich in this picture?

[www.pennrepublicans.com image 377x283]

The one in gray on the left looks like she has the proper, shall we say, "qualifications".


How is everyone overlooking third from left?
 
2012-03-20 06:23:46 PM

Hickory-smoked: qorkfiend: SevenizGud: Can you spot the future Mrs. Gingrich in this picture?

[www.pennrepublicans.com image 377x283]

The one in gray on the left looks like she has the proper, shall we say, "qualifications".

How is everyone overlooking third from left?


Uh, front row, that is. Tall guy in back didn't even register.
 
2012-03-20 06:28:07 PM

Hickory-smoked: qorkfiend: SevenizGud: Can you spot the future Mrs. Gingrich in this picture?

[www.pennrepublicans.com image 377x283]

The one in gray on the left looks like she has the proper, shall we say, "qualifications".

How is everyone overlooking third from left?


Everyone thinks she has sharp knees?
She appears tiny next to Newt.
 
2012-03-20 06:47:40 PM
Clearly, the problem is the liberal media.
 
2012-03-20 07:00:13 PM
Will conservatives EVER own up to their failure and move beyond it?

Conservatives: dangerously irresponsible
Conservatives: wrong for America
 
2012-03-20 07:37:06 PM
The comments on Politico provide further evidence that Newt supporters are brain-dead morons.
And I thought Paul supporters were blind, single-minded idiots.
At least Paul is a respectable human being.
Gingrich is a snake in a human-suit.
 
2012-03-20 08:23:38 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: He'll just stiff them.


He's done it before, if my memory serves me correctly.
 
2012-03-20 09:13:11 PM
 
2012-03-20 09:17:37 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: Comic Book Guy: Guy burned through all that Adelson cash already? Damn, that must have been some bender.

The Chinese are really going to be pissed.


Once they find out he sold them a shoddy bomb casing full of used pinball machine parts.
 
2012-03-20 09:17:46 PM
You libtards will be eating your words when he fills his rocket with $2.50 a gallon gas to go to Moonbase Newt.
 
2012-03-21 05:58:26 AM

Ed Finnerty: Time for another cruise!


Too bad the Titanic sank already.
 
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