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(940 WINZ)   "It's official guys. I'm a Miami Dolphin. Couldn't be happier". No not him. Or him. Or..Wait, who?   (940winz.com) divider line 73
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2012-03-20 01:55:48 PM
Miami is starting to shape up.
 
2012-03-20 01:56:41 PM
i1045.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-20 02:01:18 PM

LegacyDL: Miami is starting to shape up.


Into what, a 6-10 team?
 
2012-03-20 02:06:51 PM
The dolphins are a bit clueless.
 
2012-03-20 02:12:54 PM
This could be one of the better QB signings this off-season. This is not a compliment to the team or player.
 
2012-03-20 02:22:27 PM
"Your request to URL "http://www.940winz.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed= 104670%26article=9922830" has been blocked by the Webwasher URL Filter Database. The URL is listed under categories (Pornography), which are not allowed at this time."

DAFUQ?

(miamidolphins.com too uppity for you, subby? :)
 
2012-03-20 02:23:12 PM
Wasn't Garrard the guy who got the shaft at the start of the season last year?
 
2012-03-20 02:24:59 PM

rudemix: This could be one of the better QB signings this off-season. This is not a compliment to the team or player.


Honestly Garrard is not a bad quarterback and he's likely going to come extremely cheap. If I was GM of a QB needy team he might have in fact been my choice over Manning (go with a pretty good QB and good complimentary pieces rather than shelling out the $ for Manning and therefore not being able to afford any other pieces).
 
2012-03-20 02:31:37 PM

Evilsmurf: rudemix: This could be one of the better QB signings this off-season. This is not a compliment to the team or player.

Honestly Garrard is not a bad quarterback and he's likely going to come extremely cheap. If I was GM of a QB needy team he might have in fact been my choice over Manning (go with a pretty good QB and good complimentary pieces rather than shelling out the $ for Manning and therefore not being able to afford any other pieces).


I agree and that comment really was following on the heels of the Leinhart to Oakland article I had read right before. I think I should have phrased it in a way saying 'this is not a compliment to Garrard/Miami as much as it's a huge knock towards Oakland'. I can't recall a lot of bad things ever being said about Garrard, and I think he's a solid bet for Miami right now for a team needing some consistency at QB even if, or maybe especially if, they can't land a future rock solid QB to build with.
 
2012-03-20 02:35:16 PM
You get Mr. Erratic. He'll throw for 350+ and 4TDs one week; to be followed by two weeks of sub 200 and 5 picks. Enjoy.

/jags fan
 
2012-03-20 02:35:21 PM

DeathByGeekSquad: Wasn't Garrard the guy who got the shaft at the start of the season last year?


He got kicked off of the Jags because he was too expensive.
 
2012-03-20 02:36:35 PM
He still has to beat Moore for the starting spot. If his back is still tweaked, Moore will start.
 
2012-03-20 02:40:01 PM

rudemix: Evilsmurf: rudemix: This could be one of the better QB signings this off-season. This is not a compliment to the team or player.

Honestly Garrard is not a bad quarterback and he's likely going to come extremely cheap. If I was GM of a QB needy team he might have in fact been my choice over Manning (go with a pretty good QB and good complimentary pieces rather than shelling out the $ for Manning and therefore not being able to afford any other pieces).

I agree and that comment really was following on the heels of the Leinhart to Oakland article I had read right before. I think I should have phrased it in a way saying 'this is not a compliment to Garrard/Miami as much as it's a huge knock towards Oakland'. I can't recall a lot of bad things ever being said about Garrard, and I think he's a solid bet for Miami right now for a team needing some consistency at QB even if, or maybe especially if, they can't land a future rock solid QB to build with.


The reason you can't recall bad things being said about him is because no one was paying attention. Dude played in Jacksonville, a town that has more games blacked out than not. Anyways, not a chance in hell he beats out Moore for the starting job. The guy is 35 years old and coming off major back surgery. Even in him prime he was a bottom 1/3 of the league starter. I'd be shocked if he cracks the roster after training camp.

If he does stick, we basically traded Henne for Garrard, which is farking retarded. This is just another pathetic example of Jeff Ireland taking the easy, no risk route and his boss being too clueless to say anything otherwise. And I'm sure the moment he does decide to stick his neck out, it will be to take a 2nd or 3rd round talent like Tannehill with the #8 pick. Yay. I swear this front office is happy with 6 and 7 win seasons.

The rub of all these stupid offseason moves is that the 2012 non-division schedule is ridiculously soft. So they will in all likelihood win 6 or 7 games and eliminate their chance to get Barkley or Landry Jones next year.
 
2012-03-20 02:41:13 PM
I'm happy to be employed by anyone! I couldnt be happier.
 
2012-03-20 02:43:11 PM
that caught me off Garrard.
 
2012-03-20 02:51:54 PM

sotua: "Your request to URL "http://www.940winz.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed= 104670%26article=9922830" has been blocked by the Webwasher URL Filter Database. The URL is listed under categories (Pornography), which are not allowed at this time."

DAFUQ?

(miamidolphins.com too uppity for you, subby? :)


That implies there is a time when pornography will be allowed.
 
2012-03-20 03:00:00 PM

Quiefenburger: Anyways, not a chance in hell he beats out Moore for the starting job. The guy is 35 years old and coming off major back surgery.


Won't stop the Donkos from starting Peyton Manning.
 
2012-03-20 03:08:02 PM
Miami front office is so naive.

Announcing to the world at the end of last season you are going to sign a franchise quarterback as if it was just that simple. Teams play for years, many successfully, without a uber qb. If it was so easy to do everyone would have a HoF qb.

Steve Martin on how to be a millionaire - First, get a million dollars.

Ross/Ireland on how to have a winning nfl team - First sign or draft a HoF quarterback.

/Go Phins
 
2012-03-20 03:08:19 PM

algrant33: Quiefenburger: Anyways, not a chance in hell he beats out Moore for the starting job. The guy is 35 years old and coming off major back surgery.

Won't stop the Donkos from starting Peyton Manning.


I want to live in the bizzarro world where Manning and Garrard are compared on even ground. The Dolphins would be a shoe in for a 14 win season.
 
2012-03-20 03:08:46 PM
Garrard is awesome. Watch him outrun Jones-Drew and throw a block downfield.

Link (new window)
 
2012-03-20 03:11:36 PM
choicecinema.webs.com

I DON'T CARE!!!
 
2012-03-20 03:29:27 PM

bhcompy: sotua: "Your request to URL "http://www.940winz.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed= 104670%26article=9922830" has been blocked by the Webwasher URL Filter Database. The URL is listed under categories (Pornography), which are not allowed at this time."

DAFUQ?

(miamidolphins.com too uppity for you, subby? :)

That implies there is a time when pornography will be allowed.


Awesome. I never thought this place was that cool.
 
2012-03-20 03:30:31 PM

Quiefenburger: algrant33: Quiefenburger: Anyways, not a chance in hell he beats out Moore for the starting job. The guy is 35 years old and coming off major back surgery.

Won't stop the Donkos from starting Peyton Manning.

I want to live in the bizzarro world where Manning and Garrard are compared on even ground. The Dolphins would be a shoe in for a 14 win season.



Come on man, the Dolphins would find a way to fark up buying an escort.
 
2012-03-20 03:31:42 PM
*sigh* Step one. Shoot Ireland out of a cannon. Step two: Fight to get a QB who we can have for more than 3 bloody years. Step three: Actually think about having a winning team.

Ahh well, at least baseball season should be..... different, this year.
 
2012-03-20 03:41:12 PM

Quiefenburger: rudemix: Evilsmurf: rudemix: This could be one of the better QB signings this off-season. This is not a compliment to the team or player.

...

The rub of all these stupid offseason moves is that the 2012 non-division schedule is ridiculously soft. So they will in all likelihood win 6 or 7 games and elimin ...


Only two of the sixteen games are determined by win-loss record. The rest are division games and games against divisions which are rotated every year (AFC West vs NFC North, etc).
 
2012-03-20 03:41:22 PM
So, where is Vince Young going to end up?
 
2012-03-20 03:46:19 PM

El Brujo: So, where is Vince Young going to end up?


I kinda like VY to SF. Him and Kap are similar, and Harbaugh can probably get something out of him.
 
2012-03-20 03:51:23 PM

El Brujo: So, where is Vince Young going to end up?


CFL
 
2012-03-20 03:57:32 PM

sotua: "Your request to URL "http://www.940winz.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed= 104670%26article=9922830" has been blocked by the Webwasher URL Filter Database. The URL is listed under categories (Pornography), which are not allowed at this time."

DAFUQ?

(miamidolphins.com too uppity for you, subby? :)


AM sports radio is porn now?

Hmm... Pay attention to it compulsively. My wife doesn't care for it. It produces a combination of euphoria and rage. Yeah, I guess it is.
 
2012-03-20 03:58:45 PM

bhcompy: sotua: "Your request to URL "http://www.940winz.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed= 104670%26article=9922830" has been blocked by the Webwasher URL Filter Database. The URL is listed under categories (Pornography), which are not allowed at this time."

DAFUQ?

(miamidolphins.com too uppity for you, subby? :)

That implies there is a time when pornography will be allowed.


Some corporate filters applied to laptops only filter out naughty sites during work hours.
 
2012-03-20 04:00:56 PM
lol dolphins suck
 
2012-03-20 04:01:26 PM
And the chances of Tebow going to Jacksonville have improved...
 
2012-03-20 04:04:28 PM
Garrard is a lot better than people give him credit for. Good guy, too.
 
2012-03-20 04:10:50 PM

El Brujo: So, where is Vince Young going to end up?


KFC with Jawalrus eating a 3 piece and a biscuit.

What? that wasnt racist everyone loves fried chicken. Dont no white man know anything about herbs and spices and giblets
 
2012-03-20 04:14:42 PM

Di Atribe: Garrard is a lot better than people give him credit for. Good guy, too.


He had that one year when his completion percentage was an Asian F, but I cant think of any other major accomplishments other than surviving the Jags.
 
2012-03-20 04:17:49 PM

thecpt: Di Atribe: Garrard is a lot better than people give him credit for. Good guy, too.

He had that one year when his completion percentage was an Asian F, but I cant think of any other major accomplishments other than surviving the Jags.


Garrard is a competent QB. A guy made for someone with a dominant defense like the mid-00s Bears or something. Someone to be good enough to not get in the way of winning. Problem is the Jags had a good defense, but not good enough, plus Peyton and the Tits.
 
2012-03-20 04:18:52 PM

Torsoheap: Quiefenburger: rudemix: Evilsmurf: rudemix: This could be one of the better QB signings this off-season. This is not a compliment to the team or player.

...

The rub of all these stupid offseason moves is that the 2012 non-division schedule is ridiculously soft. So they will in all likelihood win 6 or 7 games and elimin ...

Only two of the sixteen games are determined by win-loss record. The rest are division games and games against divisions which are rotated every year (AFC West vs NFC North, etc).


I understand that, my point was simply that next year's schedule is pretty weak...Jacksonville, Tennessee, Oakland, St. Louis, Seattle, Indianapolis, Cincinnati, Arizona and Houston & San Fran. Of those 10 games, I'd say 4-5 are definitely winnable, plus throw in a token win against the Bills or the Jets and voila Miami has priced themselves into yet another mid-first round pick.
 
2012-03-20 04:18:54 PM

jayhawk88: LegacyDL: Miami is starting to shape up.

Into what, a 6-10 team?


I was gonna say 4-12, 5-11 at best.

He had a severe back surgery last year, did the dolphins just want a QB that was incapacitated last year?
 
2012-03-20 04:25:25 PM

thecpt: Di Atribe: Garrard is a lot better than people give him credit for. Good guy, too.

He had that one year when his completion percentage was an Asian F, but I cant think of any other major accomplishments other than surviving the Jags.


He was an excellent run-blocker for Jones-Drew.
 
2012-03-20 04:30:09 PM
Boneheaded move. They should sign Tebow. It isn't like they have a high-powered passing attack anyway.
 
2012-03-20 04:37:50 PM

degenerate-afro: DeathByGeekSquad: Wasn't Garrard the guy who got the shaft at the start of the season last year?

He got kicked off of the Jags because he was too expensive.


He was hurt, too. Had to have surgery, so he wouldn't have played for a good portion of the season, if at all.
 
2012-03-20 04:51:20 PM
I wonder if he has the intestinal fortitude to survive another year.
 
2012-03-20 04:57:07 PM
Could be worse. Could have been Joey Harrington.
 
2012-03-20 06:41:22 PM
Came for Favre, Leaving satisfied.

jerkassclothing.com
 
2012-03-20 06:45:10 PM
Everyone keeps saying phins need a QB. They started the season 0-7 with the HenneBum. Then, when a half com potent QB (Moore) got the ball they went 6-3.
 
2012-03-20 06:47:55 PM
Still hoping...

i104.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-20 06:48:38 PM

moefuggenbrew: Everyone keeps saying phins need a QB. They started the season 0-7 with the HenneBum. Then, when a half com potent QB (Moore) got the ball they went 6-3.


The coaching staff obviously hates Moore. He's getting a raw deal like Tebow.
 
2012-03-20 07:01:09 PM
i512.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-20 09:02:33 PM
The Dolphins will win 5 games this season.
 
2012-03-20 09:05:56 PM

themeaningoflifeisnot: The Dolphins will win 5 games this season.



This shall be the year where they complete the 0-16.
 
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