Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(MSN)   Caption these two well dressed young ladies just strolling along the street minding their own business   ( divider line
    More: Caption, Contests  
•       •       •

21111 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Mar 2012 at 12:00 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

55 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Votes

Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all

Skipped 54 non-voting comments in this thread
Show all
or log in to change this
2012-03-20 11:17:03 AM  
"Did you see that STAR TREK convention up the street?"

"Shyah. Losers."
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-03-20 11:29:54 AM  
"Yours is bigger, but mine has a 'vibrate' mode."
2012-03-20 11:36:47 AM  
♫Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together,
Brighter than a lucky penny,
When you're near the rain cloud disappears, dear,
And I feel so fine just to know that you are mine.♫
2012-03-20 11:40:06 AM  
"I don't know about you, but scissoring sounds a whole lot more fun than crossing swords"
2012-03-20 11:48:06 AM

Well I should get going, seems like you're getting lost in all those nasty things you're going to do to Delta Punch when you get home. Mmmm, "Delta Punch"... what an awesome name. You're so lucky you got a man like that waiting for you. So, you'll give me a call after you're done "manhandling his broadsword", right? Unless... you want me to join you guys?

/I could go on
2012-03-20 12:00:00 PM  
"I'd really like to meet that guy on, his username is 'GooberMcFly' and I hear he has an enormous schwanz."

"Yeah, me too."
2012-03-20 12:05:53 PM  
You're right. Charlie Sheen is a big tipper.
2012-03-20 12:05:57 PM  
"So... at what point in the thread is the best time to mention my amazon wishlist?"
2012-03-20 12:06:06 PM  
So you work at Vandelay Industries too? You know that Costanza guy down in Sales? Yeah. I want to do him so badly in the Supply Room but for some reason, he thinks sex in the office is bad. Oh well, his loss.

So how about a Tickle Fight? You. Me. Bras and panties.
2012-03-20 12:07:51 PM  
Beats the sheep costume Santorum asked us to wear last month.
2012-03-20 12:09:54 PM  
These pretzles are making me thirsty.
2012-03-20 12:12:12 PM  
I found out his sword isn't the only thing that glows when orcs are near.
2012-03-20 12:12:27 PM  
"I stuck my hand so far up that I lost my glove. If you find it, can you wash it and give it back?"
2012-03-20 12:16:23 PM  
"....and THAT is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped."
2012-03-20 12:18:58 PM  
Arg. 'tis a life of a pirate fer me. It tis not a life for that of an elf slayer. For that reason, me lovely. I must bid ye adieu. Our paths shall n'er not cross again but when ever I sees the Southern Cross I shall think of ye in thy thong. Sweaty with desires fulfilled. And I shall plunder the seas in thy name: Elf Slayer!

Now we are to be parted by time and distances great, me lovely. Ye shall take thy Bus of the Blue Line whilst I stay moored here for a bit and wait for that of the Red. N'er forget our love, me beauty. Now go! Run fer ye bus. Let me see that lovely stern of yours in motion exquisite!

And lastly, my love. I have facebook fer reason not of the friending. Any friend request will be denied. Lamentably even yours! 'tis not my way but 'tis but the way of the pirate!

Set sail, me lovely. See the world I shall never see and if our paths should cross again, say at Comic Com Philly, then I shall enjoy your pleasantness again!
2012-03-20 12:20:20 PM  
....and this one time at band camp....
2012-03-20 12:21:58 PM  
It is uncomfortable at first, but once you open up a bit, it feels great!
2012-03-20 12:22:33 PM  
If there aren't any doctors here, I'll run you through.
2012-03-20 12:23:37 PM  
*in a deep tone* So that guy came to me and said he liked my plates and my sword. And then I told him "Thanks, but you should also see my balls."
2012-03-20 12:26:17 PM  
"We pegged that dude so hard with our swords. He ain't gonna sh*t right for a month."
2012-03-20 12:27:50 PM  
White cottons or commando?
2012-03-20 12:30:29 PM  
Hahaha he thinks I'm going to have sex with him
2012-03-20 12:31:49 PM  
My Little Pony!
I used to wonder what friendship could be.
My Little Pony!
Until you all shared its magic with me.
2012-03-20 12:32:20 PM  
"Hey, those geeks are staring at us again..."

"Wanna see them lose it? Here, take my arm."

/now with voting!
2012-03-20 12:37:42 PM  
I love attention whoring.
2012-03-20 12:38:57 PM  
This one time at band camp...
2012-03-20 12:39:00 PM  
The Assistant Manager gets to use the company chariot but she has to muck out the stables every morning and feed the horses.
2012-03-20 12:50:52 PM  
"Imagine that. Just because we carry swords, those geeks think we like men."

"That's it. Let's find a restroom. Now!"
2012-03-20 12:56:29 PM
2012-03-20 12:56:45 PM  
"So I sez to Maybel, I sex..."

2012-03-20 01:06:03 PM  
My other sword is a vagina.
2012-03-20 01:06:10 PM  
"You´re not wearing any panties are you?"
2012-03-20 01:06:47 PM  
wow it was loud in there; Ever hear of comic called Curtis?

No. why?

Some guy just walked up to me and said he "Drew" Curtis, and wanted me to Fark.
2012-03-20 01:14:41 PM
2012-03-20 01:19:16 PM  
'... and he said that's where the penis goes'

'mmmm, sounds nice'
2012-03-20 01:26:16 PM  
"Wow, great show!"
"I know, right. Did you see the size of Zukipilot's Cock?"
"OMG, that was the biggest rooster I have ever seen"
2012-03-20 01:26:51 PM  
"I know, right? But with my allergies to latex, it's the only thing I can use..."
2012-03-20 01:27:29 PM  
"Don't take this personal honey, but i know i speak for everyone. Are you feeling fresh?"
2012-03-20 01:31:12 PM  
Jewel Staite and Katie Perry go for a walk on the set of Katie's latest video, "Nerd FapFest".
2012-03-20 01:43:05 PM  

Ed Grubermann: "So then he screams 'LEEERRRRROOOOY JEEEENNNKINS!' and shoves it up my butt with no lube or anything."

Voting for this by comment. Awesome.

I fear for the GF tonight...
2012-03-20 01:46:36 PM  
Next time, YOU dress like the man's character!!!
2012-03-20 01:58:06 PM  
"Yeah, it's pretty, but you wouldn't believe where I have found feathers..."
2012-03-20 02:41:01 PM  
"So then I told her that I only date women who take themselves seriously."
"Mmm mmmm"
2012-03-20 02:41:22 PM  
SO, Does the carpet match the drapes?
2012-03-20 03:03:17 PM  
These things are much better than cock!
2012-03-20 03:05:44 PM  
Hardwood floor, Hitler mustache or natural?
2012-03-20 03:47:00 PM  
"So then he screams 'LEEERRRRROOOOY JEEEENNNKINS!' and shoves it up my butt with no lube or anything."

And after he'd finished, I took this sword and cut it off while he was sleeping !
2012-03-20 03:49:31 PM  
Then I said "sure, I can put it up there, but it's gonna hurt." And he said "young lady, when the President of the United States makes a request, you do it."
2012-03-20 06:17:20 PM  
...and I told him, "There's no way in hell I'm moving into your mom's basement with you."
2012-03-20 06:21:01 PM  
So I says to the guy, I says, "Wrecked 'um? I damn near TPKed 'um!"
Skipped 54 non-voting comments in this thread
Show all
or log in to change this

Displayed 50 of 55 comments

Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all

View Voting Results: Votes

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter

Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.