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2012-03-20 11:08:45 AM  
Agreed, that was a hilarious dick move.
 
2012-03-20 11:26:39 AM  
Awww, you can't do that to a little kid!

/still giggled a little
 
2012-03-20 01:24:06 PM  
I find this perfectly acceptable.
 
2012-03-20 01:29:24 PM  
Awwww. I hate shiat like that. =
 
2012-03-20 01:29:26 PM  
I love how the kid starts crying and the women just puts her hand over his mouth "Aww grow a pair Nancy, that was hilarious."
 
2012-03-20 01:31:40 PM  
Stupid not an HTML tag eating most of my post.

Anyway, kids just old enough to be trying to be more of a big kid, but young enough to get tired out and crash. Between being worn out and woke up like that, I don't blame him for bursting into tears. Yeah, he'll probably laugh a little about it in a few minutes, but that still stings.
 
2012-03-20 01:35:06 PM  
Idiot parents.
 
2012-03-20 01:42:04 PM  
I laughed until I stopped. Then I watched it again.
 
2012-03-20 01:42:42 PM  
Dick moves are dick moves.
Dick moves to a little kid are SERIOUSLY dick moves.
Very dickish and not cool mom and dad.
 
2012-03-20 01:47:28 PM  
Dear biatch Mom and Dick Dad,

Payback is a biatch. Have fun raising Junior.
 
2012-03-20 01:52:37 PM  
If they really wanted to be dicks, they should have driven for a long time, telling the kid they were going to the amusement park, trying him all excited.
Then driven past a burnt out large factory/building, and said "Oh, looks like it burnt down. Time to go home." Then watch the kid cry.

/R.I.P. Jack Handey
 
2012-03-20 02:05:52 PM  
What a farking asshole father.
 
2012-03-20 02:12:02 PM  
He'll get the last laugh later in life when he drops his napping parents off at a retirement home.
 
2012-03-20 02:12:22 PM  
No, not funny. If a kid cries, it's not funny. I'm pretty sure that's a rule.
 
2012-03-20 02:15:23 PM  

WhoIsNotInMyKitchen: Dick moves are dick moves.
Dick moves to a little kid are SERIOUSLY dick moves.
Very dickish and not cool mom and dad.


I don't even think he's a little kid. Looks like an older kid who for some reason still sleeps in a stroller, cries, and walks with an awkward gait. Very very dickish.
 
2012-03-20 02:15:43 PM  
Kid finds dads gun, accidentally shoots dad.


Be a dick to your drinking buddies...not your kids.
 
2012-03-20 02:27:02 PM  
Oh, he's just grumpy and his nappy time was interrupted. Buy the (what is that a 12 year old?) kid a lolly and he'll forget all about it.
 
2012-03-20 02:38:30 PM  
I'm not usually one to support dick moves, but a lot of you seem to be getting quite out of shape over this. The kid got water splashed on him.

Crying is okay, it's when kids vomit that you've gone too far.
 
2012-03-20 02:39:30 PM  
that was fantastic!
 
2012-03-20 02:46:55 PM  
Poor kid had to drive home for dry clothes.
 
2012-03-20 02:53:56 PM  
I refuse to feel sorry for what looks like an 11 year old kid in a stroller.
 
2012-03-20 03:02:57 PM  
That was great! HA!

/taking notes for when son gets older.
//thinks some people in this thread should get splashed with water.
 
2012-03-20 03:07:26 PM  

uberhonky: I refuse to feel sorry for what looks like an 11 year old kid in a stroller.


THIS.

/still lmao
 
2012-03-20 03:11:15 PM  

uberhonky: I refuse to feel sorry for what looks like an 11 year old kid in a stroller.


Took way too long for someone to say this.
 
2012-03-20 03:14:09 PM  
I'd never trust my parents again.
 
2012-03-20 03:25:50 PM  
If your kid is old enough to grow a mustache and still rides in the stroller, you might be a Mexican.
 
2012-03-20 03:33:30 PM  
If you think that is funny, as opposed to an indicator that the people who did that should have opted for birth control rather than being parents, you should probably do the world a favor and not breed. The last thing this world needs is more assholes.

As for how old the kid looks, did it ever enter your feeble minds that the kid might be developmentally disabled? 'Cause, you know, that would just make this even better, right? Not only did they pull a dick move on their kid, they may have pulled a dick move on their retarded kid.

You stay classy, human race.
 
2012-03-20 03:48:42 PM  

FourBlackBars: If your kid is old enough to grow a mustache shotgun a beer and still rides in the stroller, you might be a Mexican redneck.


FTF Foxworthy
 
2012-03-20 03:51:14 PM  

fatbear: uberhonky: I refuse to feel sorry for what looks like an 11 year old kid in a stroller.

Took way too long for someone to say this.


The kid is sleeping in a umbrella stroler, 6 years old, 7 at the most, that is if he is very small for his age.
 
2012-03-20 04:10:41 PM  
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2012-03-20 04:16:30 PM  
wrong thread... i suck balls.
 
2012-03-20 04:22:41 PM  
What a whiny little biatch that kid is.
 
2012-03-20 04:30:40 PM  

Serpoltas: He'll get the last laugh later in life when he drops his napping parents off at a retirement home.


The crooked one he saw on 60 Minutes.
 
2012-03-20 04:31:33 PM  

pxsteel: fatbear: uberhonky: I refuse to feel sorry for what looks like an 11 year old kid in a stroller.

Took way too long for someone to say this.

The kid is sleeping in a umbrella stroler, 6 years old, 7 at the most, that is if he is very small for his age.


6 or 7 is too old to be in a stroller.
 
2012-03-20 04:36:07 PM  
WIN!

Blow $20 a ticket for the kid to sleep?!?!? That surely entitles the parents to some enjoyment, as well.
 
2012-03-20 04:48:27 PM  

Kuta: Dear biatch Mom and Dick Dad,

Payback is a biatch. Have fun raising Junior.


HAHA! WewentonvacationagainwhenIwas18andIkilledandatethem!
 
2012-03-20 04:49:48 PM  

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: pxsteel: fatbear: uberhonky: I refuse to feel sorry for what looks like an 11 year old kid in a stroller.

Took way too long for someone to say this.

The kid is sleeping in a umbrella stroler, 6 years old, 7 at the most, that is if he is very small for his age.

6 or 7 is too old to be in a stroller.


Kids worn out after a day at an amusement park. It never occurred to you that there might be a smaller child as well and mom or someone is carrying them? Hell, if I'd fit in one and there was one available I'd take a damn nap in a stroller after a day of taking kids to an amusement park. Christ, I dunno which are worse whiners, bubble-wrap parents, or the Internet Tough Parent brigade.
 
2012-03-20 04:50:19 PM  
That kid better be a freakishly large mutant and/or mentally disabled in a significant way. If not, his parents will do all that for him, having him in a stroller.
 
2012-03-20 05:57:22 PM  

uberhonky: I refuse to feel sorry for what looks like an 11 year old kid in a stroller.


Bingo!
 
2012-03-20 05:59:36 PM  

INeedAName: I'm not usually one to support dick moves, but a lot of you seem to be getting quite out of shape over this. The kid got water splashed on him.

Crying is okay, it's when kids vomit that you've gone too far.



Please clarify. Just normally vomiting, or when they begin to vomit blood?
 
2012-03-20 06:03:45 PM  
I am going to hell.... I chuckled, then the kid cried and I LOLOLOLOLed
 
2012-03-20 06:06:09 PM  
If more parents were like this, every kid wouldn't get a trophy just for particiapating.
 
2012-03-20 06:19:08 PM  
Put me down for being firmly in the "that kid is way too big to be in a stroller" camp.
 
2012-03-20 06:20:01 PM  

Carlo Spicy-Wiener: As for how old the kid looks, did it ever enter your feeble minds that the kid might be developmentally disabled? 'Cause, you know, that would just make this even better, right? Not only did they pull a dick move on their kid, they may have pulled a dick move on their retarded kid.


Did it ever occur to you that he isnt disabled and he just sat in the stroller to take a nap?

So someone explain why this is a dick move? How is this any different from when you fall asleep during a road trip and the driver slams the brake and screams bloody murder to wake you up.

Just how is it a dick move? Because they woke him up? because they used water to do it?

How is this any different from any other surprise you send a kids way? They better learn to deal with being shocked at some point in their lives...
 
2012-03-20 06:23:00 PM  
Why are you all accusing the parents? Mostly likely his 4-year old sister pushed him into position, for falling asleep in her stroller again.
 
2012-03-20 06:28:23 PM  
OK, I watched it again, and that plume of water goes WAY high up in the air. It's likely that those fat drops of water stung his skin when they landed, so understandably he starts to cry out of fear/confusion.
 
2012-03-20 06:44:56 PM  

WhoIsNotInMyKitchen: Dick moves are dick moves.
Dick moves to a little kid are SERIOUSLY dick moves.
Very dickish and not cool mom and dad.


I have four kids this was perfectly acceptable and my kids expect it from me...

/You sound young and boring
 
2012-03-20 07:09:38 PM  

Carlo Spicy-Wiener: If you think that is funny, as opposed to an indicator that the people who did that should have opted for birth control rather than being parents, you should probably do the world a favor and not breed. The last thing this world needs is more assholes.

As for how old the kid looks, did it ever enter your feeble minds that the kid might be developmentally disabled? 'Cause, you know, that would just make this even better, right? Not only did they pull a dick move on their kid, they may have pulled a dick move on their retarded kid.

You stay classy, human race.


I found the video not funny but this post hilarious.
 
2012-03-20 08:05:30 PM  
The kid shouldn't be in the stroller cause hes too old?

maybe if you didn't keep having abortions and actually raised a child you would know that after running around an amusement park the kids gonna fall asleep anyway and the option is to carry him....or put him in a stroller.

You retarded non-parents who had abortions would rather carry the kid?
 
2012-03-20 08:19:21 PM  
I was at Busch Gardens in Virginia with friends and their kids.. some woman was biaching to her hubby about the filth (there wasn't any) and all the algae and slime at the water rides (very little, middle of summer), and wouldn't shut up.. he was really pissed.. I spoke up and told her about the algae at the 'Pompeii' ride, and offered to show it to her.. timed my approach, leaned over the rail and said 'THERE ! and pointed.. she looked, just as the car came down the ramp... huge wave pretty much covered her.. everybody around was doing the ROFL, LMAO.. routine.. hubby handed me a C-note, my friends bought me dinner, the witch squished out to the car.. hubby had the keys... best day ever !..
 
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