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(WTSP)   "When Iron Man isn't fighting for justice, he's actually a property manager in Clearwater"   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Clearwater, Iron Man, property manager, Gulfport, Iron Man suit, Zac Hurst  
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8572 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Mar 2012 at 10:18 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-03-20 10:25:22 AM  
Aren't you a little short for a War Machine?
2012-03-20 10:29:06 AM  
He's using his technological marvel and his ingenuity to raise funds for a teacher with cancer. Go, Ironman.
2012-03-20 10:30:54 AM  

Embden.Meyerhof: Aren't you a little short for a War Machine?

came here to say this, thank you.

yeah a Positive FL Tag. this guy rules!
2012-03-20 10:36:08 AM  
Anyone notice the blond oompa loompa in the mugshot below the video of Ironman?
2012-03-20 10:41:00 AM  
A lot of these poor guys in Clearwater just have a problem with thetans they can't get rid of. L. Ron Hubbard's the real hero here. I'll bet with the right auditing his tech could have easily cured that little girl's cancer. Her family was foolish to spend money on other treatments when Scientology is really the only thing that can help.
2012-03-20 10:48:31 AM  
Mitch Rapp?
2012-03-20 10:48:36 AM  
holy mother of god - a positive story w/ the florida tag.

my head asplode
2012-03-20 10:49:23 AM  
Still better than being Robert Downey Jr.

/Cue Robert Downey Jr. apologists
2012-03-20 10:53:21 AM  
Damn, Ozzy's sunk on hard times.
2012-03-20 11:01:53 AM  

Iniamyen1: Still better than being Robert Downey Jr.

/Cue Robert Downey Jr. apologists

Apologists? I'd like to be rich, attractive, and have Jude Law have a crush on me but I'm not going to defend Tony Stark, he doesn't really need my help.
2012-03-20 11:15:42 AM  
Robert Downey Jr is the hottest...most...funniest...mmm...

/huh? What?
2012-03-20 11:18:15 AM  
At least those port-a-johns are safe...
2012-03-20 11:30:04 AM Really Subby??? tag demotes the home of the strange land of the weird. or would have been a much better choice.

Kid better get some extra credit points out of this.
2012-03-20 01:07:05 PM  
Iron Man is a slumlord in Florida... I knew it.
2012-03-20 01:17:14 PM  
Father of the Year for building his son a War Machine suit alone.
2012-03-20 01:29:34 PM  
Checking the date... Double-checking...

Nope, not April 1st yet.

Wow, Florida being Spiffy. I had no idea...
2012-03-20 01:40:15 PM  
Why did I first read that as "fisting for justice". Christ my mind and eyesight are going...
2012-03-20 01:46:30 PM  

Iniamyen1: Still better than being Robert Downey Jr.

/Cue Robert Downey Jr. apologists

Yeah, he was a terrible choice to play a rich, handsome, narcissistic smart guy. Can't see how he ever got that part.

/Now tell us about how much better your choice would have been.
2012-03-20 01:58:48 PM  
How long before the cease and desist letter?
2012-03-20 05:34:07 PM  
My husband is aware of, and understands, that Robert Downey Jnr would be my 'free pass'. Him and David Tennant. And Huey Morgan. I may have to have a cup of tea and a lie down now.... Does anyone know if it's true that Robert Downey Jnr is behind
2012-03-20 11:19:58 PM  
So Iron Man's a scientologist. No surprise there.
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