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(Breitbart.com)   Heroic blogger-patriot determines that there are not enough anti-Obama comments on You Tube, so that means Sarah Palin is automatically president and Obama has to watch the 108-hour Nyan Cat loop until he goes insane   (breitbart.com) divider line 129
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2012-03-20 09:46:42 AM
Imagine the U.S. if YouTube commentary was the method by which we elect a president.

Go ahead.. think about that for a minute.
 
2012-03-20 09:50:47 AM
Godwin by the fifth graf. Nice.
 
2012-03-20 09:52:40 AM
So...his argument is the "Stop Liking Stuff I Don't Like" kid?
 
2012-03-20 09:54:33 AM
cdn.breitbart.com

Are you a wizard?
 
2012-03-20 09:57:56 AM
Because THERE is maybe a RANDOM CAPITALISATION FILTER!

OR perhaps THE comments are RACIST/hostile/VULGAR
 
2012-03-20 10:02:30 AM

Cythraul: Imagine the U.S. if YouTube commentary was the method by which we elect a president.

Go ahead.. think about that for a minute.


VOTE FOR FIRST! '16!
 
2012-03-20 10:04:18 AM
 
2012-03-20 10:06:04 AM
I've said it before, I'll say it again. Who would have thought that the cuckoo for cocoa puffs crazy, alcoholic rage machine Andy Breitbart was actually the voice of reason on that site?

Warner Todd Huston is a very muddled thinker. I suspect some form of brain damage, similar to that of some of the loopier wingnuts here on fark.
 
2012-03-20 10:08:21 AM

PacManDreaming: 108 hour Nyan Cat loop? Feh.

30 seconds of this and you'll be on a Thorazine drip. (^)


Challenge accepted.

... 24 seconds. GODDAMMIT.
 
2012-03-20 10:13:17 AM

Bloody William: PacManDreaming: 108 hour Nyan Cat loop? Feh.

30 seconds of this and you'll be on a Thorazine drip. (^)

Challenge accepted.

... 24 seconds. GODDAMMIT.


Started laughing at 8 seconds... by 12, I was slowly going mad.

15 seconds in, I wanted to eat my own face.
 
2012-03-20 10:38:11 AM

PacManDreaming: 108 hour Nyan Cat loop? Feh.

30 seconds of this and you'll be on a Thorazine drip. (^)


I made it to 30 seconds, but it felt like a lifetime. Worse, it continues to play on a loop in my head. I think there might be permanent damage.
 
2012-03-20 10:53:34 AM
Granted there are a few negative comments. But it seems to me that less than five percent are negative. And since this country is nearly split in half between Democrats and Republicans, how likely is it the 95% of the comments treat Obama as a god that walks the earth (one commenter calls him "simply an angel," even)? Not very, I'd assert. And party loyalty aside, Obama has been lucky if he can get to 50% approval ratings these days. Oh, but not on this YouTube page!

He is so adorably mad.
 
2012-03-20 11:03:47 AM

Vodka Zombie: Bloody William: PacManDreaming: 108 hour Nyan Cat loop? Feh.

30 seconds of this and you'll be on a Thorazine drip. (^)

Challenge accepted.

... 24 seconds. GODDAMMIT.

Started laughing at 8 seconds... by 12, I was slowly going mad.

15 seconds in, I wanted to eat my own face.


I lasted 43 seconds. PMD never said anything about having the volume set to higher than 0%.
 
2012-03-20 11:10:23 AM
"Maybe all the world does love Obama and his new Leni Riefenstahl-styled video really speaks to them?"

0-Hitler in 3.6 seconds.

I bet he's really sad that his "Obama is building FEMA death camps to kill all the conservatives!111" post was removed from the Justin Bieber video he was jacking it to.

U mad bro?
 
2012-03-20 11:13:09 AM
He sounds pissed.

And fat.
 
2012-03-20 11:15:01 AM
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2012-03-20 11:16:09 AM

King Something: Vodka Zombie: Bloody William: PacManDreaming: 108 hour Nyan Cat loop? Feh.

30 seconds of this and you'll be on a Thorazine drip. (^)

Challenge accepted.

... 24 seconds. GODDAMMIT.

Started laughing at 8 seconds... by 12, I was slowly going mad.

15 seconds in, I wanted to eat my own face.

I lasted 43 seconds. PMD never said anything about having the volume set to higher than 0%.


It's still playing right now. If you manage to laugh through the first bit of pain you can keep it up. Past a minute it stops really being anything except noise.
 
2012-03-20 11:18:04 AM

Vodka Zombie: Started laughing at 8 seconds... by 12, I was slowly going mad.

15 seconds in, I wanted to eat my own face.


I started listening to it and I started reading the comments and I wanted to tear them all new assholes but.... life is too farking short. I'd rather waste my company's time talking about movies and boobies.
 
2012-03-20 11:18:16 AM
It actually turns into a horn past about 2 minutes or so. Well, it sounds like one now.
 
2012-03-20 11:21:47 AM

King Something: Vodka Zombie: Bloody William: PacManDreaming: 108 hour Nyan Cat loop? Feh.

30 seconds of this and you'll be on a Thorazine drip. (^)

Challenge accepted.

... 24 seconds. GODDAMMIT.

Started laughing at 8 seconds... by 12, I was slowly going mad.

15 seconds in, I wanted to eat my own face.

I lasted 43 seconds. PMD never said anything about having the volume set to higher than 0%.


I actually started losing sanity points at about 25 seconds, but when I checked to see how long it was, I started laughing and was able to grin my way to a minute.
 
2012-03-20 11:23:14 AM

NewportBarGuy: "Maybe all the world does love Obama and his new Leni Riefenstahl-styled video really speaks to them?"

0-Hitler in 3.6 seconds.

I bet he's really sad that his "Obama is building FEMA death camps to kill all the conservatives!111" post was removed from the Justin Bieber video he was jacking it to.

U mad bro?


www.bitlogic.com
 
2012-03-20 11:27:50 AM
cdn.breitbart.com

I has a blog

movieactors.com

Nooo! They're takin mah blog!
 
2012-03-20 11:48:52 AM
Your blog sucks.
 
2012-03-20 11:59:59 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Cythraul: Imagine the U.S. if YouTube commentary was the method by which we elect a president.

Go ahead.. think about that for a minute.

VOTE FOR FIRST! '16!


PCJ96 2012: NO MORE NEWFAGS
 
2012-03-20 12:08:08 PM
Apparently it's all sweetness and light, unicorns and fuzzy bunnies in the YouTube comments section of Obama's new hagiographic, hack-u-mentary short film directed by Academy Award-winning director David "star-struck" Guggenheim. Barely a cross word is seen there about the Obammessiah since most negative comments seem likely to have been deleted from the YouTube page leaving only the most sugary, sycophantic sap behind.

How can you expect to write like this and be taken seriously by anyone?

/then I read the comments
 
2012-03-20 12:25:39 PM
FTFA: Four more years? Of this? Can we survive that?

www.ladybrillenigeria.com
 
2012-03-20 12:50:24 PM
So can I get my commemorative Real Palin Plush Doll yet?
 
2012-03-20 12:51:32 PM

PacManDreaming: 108 hour Nyan Cat loop? Feh.

30 seconds of this and you'll be on a Thorazine drip. (^)


The renovators are really confused right now.

/ 3 minutes and still going.
 
2012-03-20 12:51:33 PM
Breitbart is still dead.
 
2012-03-20 12:51:55 PM
What is wrong with these people? How goddamn petty are they to complain about this?
 
2012-03-20 12:53:05 PM
"Blogger Patriot"

I'd like this term stricken from popular parlance.
 
2012-03-20 12:53:33 PM
cdn.breitbart.com

Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...
 
2012-03-20 12:54:45 PM

vartian: Granted there are a few negative comments. But it seems to me that less than five percent are negative. And since this country is nearly split in half between Democrats and Republicans


Because Youtube can only be reached in America.
 
2012-03-20 12:54:46 PM
I like how they can't even conceive of the fact that perhaps the subset of the population that regularly comments on YouTube might not be completely representative of the whole of the population....and therefore OMG PRO-NOBAMA CENSORSHIP is the explanation!

Breitbart commenters: disproportionately weighted towards the derpiest part of the right.
YouTube commenters: disproportionately weighted towards the derpiest part of the left.

The difference? Most of the YouTube idiots are probably about 13.
 
2012-03-20 12:55:00 PM
Walruses write shiatty blogs?
 
2012-03-20 12:55:22 PM
imgs.xkcd.com

Didn't YouTube actually do this one time?
 
2012-03-20 12:56:16 PM
DNRTFA, but is there any actual evidence of negative comments being removed, or is he just hanging his hat on the idea that an absence of negative comments obviously means removal by youtube.com?
 
2012-03-20 12:56:19 PM

Cythraul: Imagine the U.S. if YouTube commentary was the method by which we elect a president.

Go ahead.. think about that for a minute.


Uh it actually kind of is


Go ahead... think about that for a minute
 
2012-03-20 12:57:42 PM
Do these tards even realize that it's not YT, but the person who runs the channel that can delete comments?

/those FEMA camps Fartbongo is building can't come soon enough!
 
2012-03-20 12:59:05 PM
For those who didn't RTFA, here it is in Twitter-Friendly form:

"There aren't enough negative comments, so it's a conspiracy"

Considering that this asshat DID find neg comments totally invalidates his "argument". He obviously hasn't spent any time on fark, these things are never a 50/50 balance, as he claims, sometimes the Left is the predominate commentary, sometimes the guys on the Right manage to get away from the Ward long enough to find a computer. They last until the nurse comes and puts them all back on their meds.
 
2012-03-20 12:59:06 PM

NeverDrunk23: What is wrong with these people? How goddamn petty are they to complain about this?


#DIV/0 error
 
2012-03-20 12:59:39 PM
If this wasn't on Breitbart I would have assumed it was satire.
 
2012-03-20 01:00:00 PM
the 108-hour Nyan Cat loop

*off to Google*

fim.413chan.net
 
2012-03-20 01:00:49 PM
Heroic blogger-patriot determines that there are not enough anti-Obama comments on a single pro-Obama video on You Tube, so that means Sarah Palin is automatically president and Obama has to watch the 108-hour Nyan Cat loop until he goes insane

FTFY, subby... :-)
 
2012-03-20 01:02:16 PM
The right wing is crazier than usual this afternoon.
 
2012-03-20 01:03:05 PM

Mikey1969: Heroic blogger-patriot determines that there are not enough anti-Obama comments on a single pro-Obama video on You Tube, so that means Sarah Palin is automatically president and Obama has to watch the 108-hour Nyan Cat loop until he goes insane

FTFY, subby... :-)


Holy shiat, that was his argument?

People like that shouldn't be allowed to breed.
 
2012-03-20 01:03:39 PM

Cythraul: Imagine the U.S. if YouTube commentary was the method by which we elect a president.

Go ahead.. think about that for a minute.


We'd be stuck with the 'It's Friday' chick...

Although to be fair, that wasn't her fault, she sang a shiatty song full of effects, I've found other videos that demonstrate that the girlactually CAN sing rather well...
 
2012-03-20 01:03:39 PM
cdn.breitbart.com

"I have no advice at this time"
 
2012-03-20 01:04:15 PM

Mrtraveler01: Mikey1969: Heroic blogger-patriot determines that there are not enough anti-Obama comments on a single pro-Obama video on You Tube, so that means Sarah Palin is automatically president and Obama has to watch the 108-hour Nyan Cat loop until he goes insane

FTFY, subby... :-)

Holy shiat, that was his argument?

People like that shouldn't be allowed to breed.


Have you seen his picture? I doubt that's a real concern.
 
2012-03-20 01:05:10 PM

PacManDreaming: 108 hour Nyan Cat loop? Feh.

30 seconds of this and you'll be on a Thorazine drip. (^)


It's longer than you think......longer than you think........longer than you think.......longer than you thiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNK
 
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