FARK.com: (7004375) Dude, if there's a chance you'll get your mug shot taken for trying to pick up a hooker, don't shave your eyebrows into patterns. And definitely don't have snot dripping down your face (pic 12)

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		Dude, if there's a chance you'll get your mug shot taken for trying to pick up a hooker, don't shave your eyebrows into patterns. And definitely don't have snot dripping down your face (pic 12) (wtkr.com)		40
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staplermofo		2012-03-20 08:09:11 AM

The pencil mustache says he wasn't the one picking up, and that isn't snot.

PYROY		2012-03-20 08:31:13 AM

I never would have expected this sort of behavior from people who look like that.

BurnShrike		2012-03-20 08:32:46 AM

The police spent two entire days and arrested 17 dangerous criminals looking to get their rocks off. Sounds like time well spent.

jpk_ks		2012-03-20 08:33:38 AM

Isn't that a Jethro Tull lyric

\SNOT is running DOWN HIS NOSE
\\Woo - play that rock flute!!!

BitwiseShift		2012-03-20 08:38:46 AM

Virginia is for lovers. Pennsylvania has Intercourse. Any questions.

sillydragon		2012-03-20 08:39:45 AM

It's #12 if anyone would like to jump directly to it rather than wading through the list of blurry photos of winrars.

BurnShrike		2012-03-20 08:40:39 AM

sillydragon: It's #12 if anyone would like to jump directly to it rather than wading through the list of blurry photos of winrars.

You could also read the headline.

skinink		2012-03-20 08:41:32 AM

Next time, get your hookers from Backpage, Mr Snot Hitler!

sillydragon		2012-03-20 08:42:01 AM

BurnShrike: sillydragon: It's #12 if anyone would like to jump directly to it rather than wading through the list of blurry photos of winrars.

You could also read the headline.

Ah, hmm. It's clipped for me. Ah well, no good deed, etc...

bungle_jr		2012-03-20 08:44:23 AM

**at work and lazy so not going back thru the slideshow**

one of the guys looks like a fat jay-z

you'll figure it out...someone may even post the pic for my lazy arse

BurnShrike		2012-03-20 08:45:54 AM

bungle_jr: **at work and lazy so not going back thru the slideshow**

one of the guys looks like a fat jay-z

you'll figure it out...someone may even post the pic for my lazy arse

whataroyalidea.files.wordpress.com

Oh, pics for your lazy arse, not of your lazy arse.

bungle_jr		2012-03-20 08:48:12 AM

BurnShrike: bungle_jr: **at work and lazy so not going back thru the slideshow**

one of the guys looks like a fat jay-z

you'll figure it out...someone may even post the pic for my lazy arse

[whataroyalidea.files.wordpress.com image 400x307]

Oh, pics for your lazy arse, not of your lazy arse.

good one...thankfully also not true :)

SmackLT		2012-03-20 08:48:16 AM

sillydragon: BurnShrike: sillydragon: It's #12 if anyone would like to jump directly to it rather than wading through the list of blurry photos of winrars.

You could also read the headline.

Ah, hmm. It's clipped for me. Ah well, no good deed, etc...

Those who also have similarly clipped headlines appreciate it.

karnal		2012-03-20 08:48:37 AM

I, for one, am appalled by that obviously racial line up. Newport Police department should be investigated.

furterfan		2012-03-20 08:48:39 AM

#10 - Bessie Loretta Jackson
Wow, just wow

/I wonder what his birth name was?

Tenatra		2012-03-20 08:50:24 AM

Seeing how this fits with the topic; here is the mug of a patterned eyebrow guy caught in my town a few days ago.

jocomosheriff.org

/2nd degree property damage and 2nd degree burglary
//Warrensburg, Mo

luktti		2012-03-20 08:52:44 AM

No. 14 was the only Bright one of the bunch.
Ugly Farkers they should legalize prostitution for.
Wouldn't want to be seen talking to them even by strangers.

LowbrowDeluxe		2012-03-20 08:56:58 AM

luktti: No. 14 was the only Bright one of the bunch.
Ugly Farkers they should legalize prostitution for.
Wouldn't want to be seen talking to them even by strangers.

This. Legalized prostitution is the greatest kindness society could show most of those guys.

cgraves67		2012-03-20 09:12:15 AM

It's the Hitler mustache of patterned eyebrows.

lack of warmth		2012-03-20 09:19:37 AM

#12 appears really sad, as in divorced and looked for a hooker because the dating world has not been kind. He is realizing that nobody cares if he gets any action. The grooming would suggest he was at a club where the young crowd hangs out. Few of them are married and it shows. The I was groomed, but I haven't kept it up look. Hookers don't care what you look like.

Bit'O'Gristle		2012-03-20 09:23:40 AM

thamike		2012-03-20 09:38:13 AM

Suck in that cocaine drip, boy!

I_ROUTE		2012-03-20 09:38:42 AM

So Subby, you clicked through the first 11 and kept going? THAT is dedication...

Capn.Brownbeard		2012-03-20 09:56:37 AM

bungle_jr: **at work and lazy so not going back thru the slideshow**

one of the guys looks like a fat jay-z

you'll figure it out...someone may even post the pic for my lazy arse

media.trb.com

LowbrowDeluxe		2012-03-20 10:03:17 AM

Capn.Brownbeard: bungle_jr: **at work and lazy so not going back thru the slideshow**

one of the guys looks like a fat jay-z

you'll figure it out...someone may even post the pic for my lazy arse

[media.trb.com image 567x750]

i.i.com.com

I do believe we've found the Buddy Comedy soul mate that can revitalize Jon Lovitz career.

el_mocoso		2012-03-20 10:19:29 AM

Brotha has a sad. :(

zepher		2012-03-20 10:40:22 AM

BurnShrike: The police spent two entire days and arrested 17 dangerous criminals looking to get their rocks off. Sounds like time well spent.

Exactly.
My guess is the vice unit wanted some cush overtime so they dreamed up this operation as an excuse.

Perducci		2012-03-20 11:13:29 AM

This is a brilliant strategy. You actually DO want to give yourself a unique, weird look for your mug shot. Everybody will remember him as the "shaved-eyebrows-snot-nosed-guy", not "Khorbyn Edwards". Grow back the eyebrows, clean up your face and you can go back to your normal life without much recognition.

If I'm ever expecting to be arrested (not that I would, but, say I was about to do something unlawful), I fully intend to get a bizarre haircut, maybe grow out a bit of a beard, perhaps get some face painting done, etc.

Pathman		2012-03-20 12:05:37 PM

Can someone please give me a good reason why prostitution is illegal?

gravespinner		2012-03-20 12:22:54 PM

Afraid to think what the bait looked like.

wambu		2012-03-20 12:31:16 PM

No, this guy should never have to pay for sex. No way.

/because he already looks farked

thamike		2012-03-20 12:47:17 PM

Pathman: Can someone please give me a good reason why prostitution is illegal?

If prostitution was legal and regulated, how would the GOP be able to smuggle in underage rent boys for their torture getaways in Arizona?

66dude		2012-03-20 01:34:32 PM

I thought it was booger, but it snot.

Pathman		2012-03-20 02:04:13 PM

thamike: Pathman: Can someone please give me a good reason why prostitution is illegal?

If prostitution was legal and regulated, how would the GOP be able to smuggle in underage rent boys for their torture getaways in Arizona?

i think you'll find that most democrats think prostitution should be illegal too, albeit for different reasons...
Both sides want to tell people the "right way to live"

i've just never understood the practice of making something a crime in order to "protect" the individuals you are now calling criminals by making it a crime in the first place.

Y is illegal
X leads to Y so lets make X illegal

makes no sense.

jesusrock7		2012-03-20 02:24:40 PM

#8 is a female!

jesusrock7		2012-03-20 02:25:59 PM

Tenatra: Seeing how this fits with the topic; here is the mug of a patterned eyebrow guy caught in my town a few days ago.

/2nd degree property damage and 2nd degree burglary
//Warrensburg, Mo

Either that, or he had multiple eyebrow piercings....yes it does that. Weird.

thamike		2012-03-20 04:35:16 PM

Pathman: i think you'll find that most democrats think prostitution should be illegal too, albeit for different reasons...
Both sides want to tell people the "right way to live"

i've just never understood the practice of making something a crime in order to "protect" the individuals you are now calling criminals by making it a crime in the first place.

Y is illegal
X leads to Y so lets make X illegal

makes no sense.

Yeah, same as drugs. The difference is that Democratic politicians aren't representing their base when they act like that.

RobSeace		2012-03-20 04:55:51 PM

Was he sitting on a park bench, eying little girls with bad intent?

Pathman		2012-03-20 05:37:57 PM

thamike: Pathman: i think you'll find that most democrats think prostitution should be illegal too, albeit for different reasons...
Both sides want to tell people the "right way to live"

i've just never understood the practice of making something a crime in order to "protect" the individuals you are now calling criminals by making it a crime in the first place.

Y is illegal
X leads to Y so lets make X illegal

makes no sense.

Yeah, same as drugs. The difference is that Democratic politicians aren't representing their base when they act like that.

yes - just like drugs. although again, i'd be curious to know if that's true about what the base thinks on drugs beyond marijuana...

thamike		2012-03-21 09:54:23 AM

Pathman: yes - just like drugs. although again, i'd be curious to know if that's true about what the base thinks on drugs beyond marijuana...

Seems like decriminalization of possession is pretty much the consensus. Then again, the prison lobby needs that recidivism rate so that the penal system can still operate as a for-profit growth industry.

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