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		Republican presidential candidates' Secret Service code names revealed; Romney's is "Javelin", Santorum's is...what? Ew. I thought the word Cleveland went before that, but whatever (gq.com)		30
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PunchDrunkPanda		2012-03-20 10:22:10 AM

6 votes:

Gingrich had a much more modest list:

Slab Bulkhead
Fridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Bold Bigflank
Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bolt Vanderhuge
Thick McRunfast
Blast Hardcheese
Buff Drinklots
Crunch Slamchest
Fist Rockbone
Stump Beefknob
Smash Lampjaw
Punch Rockgroin
Buck Plankchest
Stump Junkman
Dirk Hardpec
Rip Steakface
Slate Slabrock
Crud Bonemeal
Brick Hardmeat
Rip Slagcheek
Punch Sideiron
Gristle McThornbody
Slate Fistcrunch
Buff Hardback
Bob Johnson (oh, wait...)
Blast Thickneck
Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squatthrust
Lump Beefbroth
Touch Rustrod
Beef Blastbody
Big McLargehuge
Smoke Manmuscle
Beat Punchmeat
Hack Blowfist
Roll Fizzlebeef

Mr. Coffee Nerves		2012-03-20 08:23:40 AM

6 votes:

I'm shocked Rick's ego was reined in to only allowing him to claim the name of the first Pope. I'm sure the list of rejected names included "Savior," "JesusII," "Freedom," "ReaganJunior," or whatever his Grinder account name is this month.

Diogenes		2012-03-20 09:30:57 AM

3 votes:

I think he should be called Savonarola.

No word on Gingrich? Too bad. His would be fun. I shall call him "Hummer Smurf."

Devolving_Spud		2012-03-20 10:43:12 AM

2 votes:

PETRUS was a gay club in Atlanta in the late 80's early 90's. "Where the Gods Dance"

Beautiful young oiled up muscle boys dancing...great light show, all the best music...

It was FABULOUS! Excellent code name for Santorum!

Gulper Eel		2012-03-20 09:39:15 AM

2 votes:

RON PAUL's code name is Ron Paul, and vice versa.

Petit_Merdeux		2012-03-20 09:09:54 AM

2 votes:

GAT_00: If the supposed SS procedure is followed, then all the rest of his family have code names starting with the letter p as well.

Pipsqueak
Polyandry
Promiscuous
Pedophile
Priapism
Prophylactic
Pterodactyl

/penis

Ball Zitch		2012-03-20 02:25:26 PM

1 votes:

Still doesn't like her Secret Service code name:
beyondtherift.com

Diogenes		2012-03-20 11:30:47 AM

1 votes:

TV's Vinnie: WTF is with Romney? I'll bet he even takes a dump according to scripture. That guy's a definite christian version of some Afghani mullah.

*blinks*

*blinks*

MusicMakeMyHeadPound		2012-03-20 11:22:48 AM

1 votes:

Great_Milenko: Should be random, so someone like santorum could get stuck with a code name like Duchess.

She really loved that dog.

wademh		2012-03-20 11:22:37 AM

1 votes:

stebain: Javelin?

slut wanted birth control

LucklessWonder		2012-03-20 11:21:00 AM

1 votes:

Santorum is Rock,
If RON PAUL is Sock, we have a connection for the ticket.

bottsicus		2012-03-20 11:07:27 AM

1 votes:

rudemix: I'm surprised the SS had time to give this info seeing as they are all in Mexico covering Obama's daughters trip there!!!!

Well they've had lots of practice, after 8 years of following the Bush daughters around every bar in Georgetown...

Great_Milenko		2012-03-20 11:04:14 AM

1 votes:

Should be random, so someone like santorum could get stuck with a code name like Duchess.

2wolves		2012-03-20 10:59:58 AM

1 votes:

superlawyergirl: "And upon this ~~Rock~~ Rick I shall build my church."

Corrected for ego.

Smeggy Smurf		2012-03-20 10:57:42 AM

1 votes:

Diogenes: I think he should be called Savonarola.

No word on Gingrich? Too bad. His would be fun. I shall call him "Hummer Smurf."

Might I make a subtle suggestion?

Diogenes		2012-03-20 10:56:32 AM

1 votes:

"Do you smell what the Rock is cooking?!"

Guy to his left: "I love the smell of Santorum in the morning."

fnordest		2012-03-20 10:44:03 AM

1 votes:

So, if code words are no longer secret, then why not just call them by their names?

/I, too, had a '74 Javelin.
//Blew the engine on a cross country trip.
///I swore it was an ice cream cone

stebain		2012-03-20 10:41:33 AM

1 votes:

JackieRabbit: vpb: Petrus? Isn't that Latin for Peeter? I guess he wanted something santorum related.

Yes. "petrus" is Latin for ock. Peter, the apostle. Jesus' "rock". His real name was Simon, and he liked to do drawings. Jesus called him Peter, since he was supposedly the most steadfast of the apostles. Peter started getting a big head and Jesus called him down for his arrogance, telling him that he would deny him thrice before the cock crew.

Interesting.

Lost Thought 00		2012-03-20 10:34:42 AM

1 votes:

Much better than Obama's, "Blacky"

Mr.Man		2012-03-20 10:30:42 AM

1 votes:

Was really hoping the Rick had chosen "Foamy"

Pants full of macaroni!!		2012-03-20 10:26:34 AM

1 votes:

Diogenes: Philip Francis Queeg: Diogenes: I think he should be called Savonarola.

No word on Gingrich? Too bad. His would be fun. I shall call him "Hummer Smurf."

Staypuff

Too bad the Pillsbury Dough Boy doesn't have a proper name.

True fact: the Michelin Man's name is Bibendum.

The Irresponsible Captain		2012-03-20 10:26:29 AM

1 votes:

I bet Gingrich is Ozymandias.

/How does his head and his ego fit in the same room?

CptnSpldng		2012-03-20 10:21:32 AM

1 votes:

Slives: So do we get to now pick a SS code name for ourselves, just for fun?

I think I would go with Sphinx.
My choice for the wife would be Sassy
And then I would get the kids Spider and Snake.

"Don't call me Little Bastard, call me Snake."

lenfromak		2012-03-20 10:21:10 AM

1 votes:

Semprini?

Philip Francis Queeg		2012-03-20 10:20:49 AM

1 votes:

Diogenes: I think he should be called Savonarola.

No word on Gingrich? Too bad. His would be fun. I shall call him "Hummer Smurf."

Staypuff

mrshowrules		2012-03-20 10:18:26 AM

1 votes:

SmackLT: Lionel Mandrake: Cleveland Petrus??

SmackLT: Lionel Mandrake: Cleveland Petrus??

Obvious a Cleaveland Steamer but with santorum substitution instead. Pretty obvious. Well, it will be now.

poot_rootbeer		2012-03-20 10:17:12 AM

1 votes:

Both Javelin and Petrus have certain... phallic connotations, don't they?

k4mi		2012-03-20 10:17:08 AM

1 votes:

Dissapointed, thought it was going to be "Steamer"

Slives		2012-03-20 10:13:03 AM

1 votes:

So do we get to now pick a SS code name for ourselves, just for fun?

I think I would go with Sphinx.
My choice for the wife would be Sassy
And then I would get the kids Spider and Snake.