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(GQ)   Republican presidential candidates' Secret Service code names revealed; Romney's is "Javelin", Santorum's is...what? Ew. I thought the word Cleveland went before that, but whatever   (gq.com) divider line 16
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2012-03-20 09:30:57 AM
2 votes:
I think he should be called Savonarola.

No word on Gingrich? Too bad. His would be fun. I shall call him "Hummer Smurf."
2012-03-20 08:23:40 AM
2 votes:
I'm shocked Rick's ego was reined in to only allowing him to claim the name of the first Pope. I'm sure the list of rejected names included "Savior," "JesusII," "Freedom," "ReaganJunior," or whatever his Grinder account name is this month.
2012-03-20 12:17:43 PM
1 votes:

Somacandra: SmackLT: Lionel Mandrake: Cleveland Petrus??

Cleveland Petrus?


I was thinking Cleveland Steamer.
2012-03-20 11:46:28 AM
1 votes:

DjangoStonereaver: Joe Lieberman's codename during the 2000 election was "Loser".


I thought it was Droopy.
2012-03-20 11:21:00 AM
1 votes:
Santorum is Rock,
If RON PAUL is Sock, we have a connection for the ticket.
2012-03-20 11:17:19 AM
1 votes:
i guess jaggoff was taken
2012-03-20 11:07:27 AM
1 votes:

rudemix: I'm surprised the SS had time to give this info seeing as they are all in Mexico covering Obama's daughters trip there!!!!


Well they've had lots of practice, after 8 years of following the Bush daughters around every bar in Georgetown...
2012-03-20 10:38:44 AM
1 votes:

vpb: Petrus? Isn't that Latin for Peeter? I guess he wanted something santorum related.


Yes. "petrus" is Latin for ock. Peter, the apostle. Jesus' "rock". His real name was Simon. Jesus called him Peter, since he was supposedly the most steadfast of the apostles. Peter started getting a big head and Jesus called him down for his arrogance, telling him that he would deny him thrice before the cock crew.
2012-03-20 10:26:48 AM
1 votes:
From the googles:

"Petrus is a magazine that brings you every month essential Papal and Magisterial Teachings and Documents, Pastoral Problems, Canon Law, Sunday Homilies and
News and Views from the Catholic World.
"

I hereby christen it Santorum's Constitution.
2012-03-20 10:21:44 AM
1 votes:

SixPaperJoint: AngryJailhouseFistfark: Petit_Merdeux: GAT_00: If the supposed SS procedure is followed, then all the rest of his family have code names starting with the letter p as well.

Pipsqueak
Polyandry
Promiscuous
Pedophile
Priapism
Prophylactic
Pterodactyl



/penis

Pumper
Pounder
Pus.

Papist
Pederast
Protected


Pfrothy?
2012-03-20 10:17:12 AM
1 votes:
Both Javelin and Petrus have certain... phallic connotations, don't they?
2012-03-20 10:17:08 AM
1 votes:
Dissapointed, thought it was going to be "Steamer"
2012-03-20 10:15:23 AM
1 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org

I wonder if Romney ever drove one of these.
2012-03-20 10:15:16 AM
1 votes:
Javelin was a lame attempt by George Romney's American Motors to save a dying car company, so I guess it's appropriate.
2012-03-20 10:13:03 AM
1 votes:
So do we get to now pick a SS code name for ourselves, just for fun?

I think I would go with Sphinx.
My choice for the wife would be Sassy
And then I would get the kids Spider and Snake.
2012-03-20 08:35:34 AM
1 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I'm shocked Rick's ego was reined in to only allowing him to claim the name of the first Pope. I'm sure the list of rejected names included "Savior," "JesusII," "Freedom," "ReaganJunior," or whatever his Grinder account name is this month.


Wouldn't that be something if Mr. Buttfroth was caught with butt froth in the next couple months?
 
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