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		Remember the skydiving instructor/porn star who had sex in midair? Well, he also came down to earth to score with Lindsay Lohan (dailymail.co.uk)		55
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cman		2012-03-20 09:20:13 AM

If he announces his retirement from the porn industry due to aids, I can say it is a sure safe bet she gave it to him

Langston		2012-03-20 09:31:51 AM

Kinda like a cloud I was up way up in the sky
And I was feeling some feelings you wouldn't believe
Sometimes I don't believe them myself and I decided I was never coming down

Just then a tiny little slut caught my eye
It was just about too small to see
But I watched it way too long
It was pulling down

James Scameron		2012-03-20 09:35:47 AM

cool story bro...

when is she going to overdose already?

Slives		2012-03-20 09:47:04 AM

Personally if I were her dad the first question I would be is when did this happen? As long as it was after she was of legal age (which it does appear to be recent), then the response would be something along the line of 'it was her choice'.

Zombie DJ		2012-03-20 09:58:31 AM

No, I don't remember him.
And this Lyndsay woman. Didn't she do movies a while back?

veryequiped		2012-03-20 09:59:55 AM

Banging Lindsay Lohan is hardly a pinnacle of achievement anymore. She's the town bicycle

theorellior		2012-03-20 10:15:55 AM

Why the hell would you want to have sex while skydiving? Some portions of one's anatomy are not supposed to get windburned.

LowbrowDeluxe		2012-03-20 10:23:26 AM

theorellior: Why the hell would you want to have sex while skydiving? Some portions of one's anatomy are not supposed to get windburned.

Whargarbl (NSFW new window)

JustSeanV67		2012-03-20 10:33:55 AM

Well, he is use to risking his life...

OldManDownDRoad		2012-03-20 10:34:14 AM

Flappyhead		2012-03-20 10:56:11 AM

Azlefty		2012-03-20 10:57:06 AM

The Dude should say he banged a Palin, he will get an extra 15 minutes of fame when they whine about Obama not calling them to apologize for it!

theorellior		2012-03-20 11:00:52 AM

LowbrowDeluxe: theorellior: Why the hell would you want to have sex while skydiving? Some portions of one's anatomy are not supposed to get windburned.

Whargarbl (NSFW new window)

Oh my!

nervoust		2012-03-20 11:23:38 AM

rynthetyn		2012-03-20 11:25:20 AM

I don't believe that Lindsay Lohan would pay anyone to have sex. Get paid? Yes. Pay a porn star? No.

Strategeryz0r		2012-03-20 11:38:32 AM

rynthetyn: I don't believe that Lindsay Lohan would pay anyone to have sex. Get paid? Yes. Pay a porn star? No.

Have you seen pictures of her lately? I wouldn't touch that without a blank check. Aside from the obvious fact that I like my penis attached to me(rather than rotted off), I must also say KILL IT WITH FIRE!

I don't know what they were smoking thinking she would be a good fit for playboy, her days of being attractive are long gone.

Mildot		2012-03-20 11:39:49 AM

LowbrowDeluxe: theorellior: Why the hell would you want to have sex while skydiving? Some portions of one's anatomy are not supposed to get windburned.

Whargarbl (NSFW new window)

Funniest thing I have sen in a long time...

As for the rest of this, Im calling BULLSHAT!!! Show me the texts... show me a naked cell phone pict... Just a farken attention whore looking for another 15 minutes. And as for the sex while skydiving, what does it say about a guy who finishes that fast?

buttery_shame_cave		2012-03-20 12:04:55 PM

LowbrowDeluxe: theorellior: Why the hell would you want to have sex while skydiving? Some portions of one's anatomy are not supposed to get windburned.

Whargarbl (NSFW new window)

before i saw this, i'd always wondered, would a nude lady skydiver make a whistling sound, like a bottle being blown across, or would it just be all WHRRRBGBGBGBGBGBGBGBGBGBGBGBGBGBGBBGBGBGBG.

/seen it before, still funny.

Rwa2play		2012-03-20 12:13:14 PM

cman: If he announces his retirement from the porn industry due to aids, I can say it is a sure safe bet she gave it to him

This. She should be labelled a level 4 biohazard by both the EPA and the CDC.

monoski		2012-03-20 12:30:20 PM

LowbrowDeluxe: theorellior: Why the hell would you want to have sex while skydiving? Some portions of one's anatomy are not supposed to get windburned.

Whargarbl (NSFW new window)

That is awesome. Glad nobody was looking over my shoulder when I clicked on it.
//hope this did had a raincoat on that thing when banging Lohan.

LeroyBourne		2012-03-20 12:39:05 PM

ooooo, and her daddy was home? So kinky and dangerous, I never did that sort of stuff in high school.

OtherLittleGuy		2012-03-20 12:45:35 PM

Did he also go back in time?

www.timesocket.com

Mildot		2012-03-20 12:53:01 PM

OtherLittleGuy: Did he also go back in time?

[www.timesocket.com image 400x541]

she is looking better now that she is shifting back to being a redhead.

i.dailymail.co.uk

and I would ride her like an indian -- bareback!

theorellior		2012-03-20 12:58:44 PM

Mildot: and I would ride her like an indian -- bareback!

Look, if you want to prove you're hardcore do something less dangerous, like BASE jumping off the Empire State or rappelling into a live volcano.

Strategeryz0r		2012-03-20 01:00:43 PM

theorellior: Mildot: and I would ride her like an indian -- bareback!

Look, if you want to prove you're hardcore do something less dangerous, like BASE jumping off the Empire State or rappelling into a live volcano.

Beat me to it.

Rwa2play		2012-03-20 01:09:22 PM

vudukungfu		2012-03-20 01:10:19 PM

WTF kind of a scrfeen name is Voodoo?

buttery_shame_cave		2012-03-20 01:31:21 PM

vudukungfu: WTF kind of a scrfeen name is Voodoo?

the kind that a guy who wouldn't get the joke in 'Gowan Commando.'

/already called dibs.

zinny		2012-03-20 01:42:03 PM

Wonder if he gave himself an air enema? Can you imagine the noises coming out of him upon hitting the ground?

poot_rootbeer		2012-03-20 01:48:39 PM

The impressive part is that he seems to be more of an attention whore than she is.

you are a puppet		2012-03-20 02:01:03 PM

The second part of that article was funnier. She's trying to pursue a relationship with some guy who looks like a 60 year old gas station attendant and he's not interested? Her life turned out excellent.

drewogatory		2012-03-20 02:15:07 PM

poot_rootbeer: The impressive part is that he seems to be more of an attention whore than she is.

Welcome to the wonderful world of skydiving. Between the insufferable trustafarian eXXXXtreme crowd and the maybe even more annoying middle aged professional types trying to relive their youth, a drop zone can be a very,very pathetic place to be.

OldManDownDRoad		2012-03-20 02:21:42 PM

nervoust: [gifcrap.com image 349x232]

(Like a hotdog down a hallway)

Har, that was my old man's expression. I always preferred my granddad's take on it: "Like a carrot in a washtub."

/yes, low humor is genetic

tallguywithglasseson		2012-03-20 02:21:53 PM

I remember that even the "uncensored" version of that video didn't show any penetration... which makes be think that's not what was happening.

FarkinHostile		2012-03-20 02:23:49 PM

vudukungfu: WTF kind of a scrfeen name is Voodoo?

I bet he's gay.

imontheinternet		2012-03-20 02:35:38 PM

If you live in or have ever visited California, everyone just assumes you've slept with Lindsay Lohan until you deny it.

madgordy		2012-03-20 03:03:34 PM

who cares? VD and Aids Clinics are filled with fools who scored with LL

555-FILK		2012-03-20 03:09:44 PM

Christian Bale		2012-03-20 03:15:23 PM

The funny thing is he is obviously lying. Not that him having sex w/Lohan is hard to believe, but when he said she paid him and that "lots of women" pay him for sex? Not a chance in hell.

'Many of these Hollywood celebrities pay me a high price dollar to come and satisfy them.'

Possibly the guys do.

LonMead		2012-03-20 03:20:02 PM

Celerian		2012-03-20 03:24:37 PM

buttery_shame_cave		2012-03-20 03:53:49 PM

Celerian: theorellior: Mildot: and I would ride her like an indian -- bareback!

Look, if you want to prove you're hardcore do something less dangerous, like BASE jumping off the Empire State or rappelling into a live volcano.

You could also start with psilocybe mushrooms, clonazepam, methadone, propranolol, vicodin and temazepam...

AKA tuesday night.

weirdneighbour		2012-03-20 04:23:25 PM

If she paid him it was probably to keep his mouth shut, HE sounds desparate.

/did not read full article

Laughingskull		2012-03-20 05:18:13 PM

Jim_Callahan		2012-03-20 05:50:13 PM

Why do we care about this again? She's 25 and unmarried, she can have sex with whoever she wants. As can many porn actors, one would hope (for the sake of the quality of the industry if nothing else).

Sabyen91		2012-03-20 07:59:41 PM

Um, male porn star? There is only one and he is the Hedgehog. He is a stunt dick, just like every other guy in porn.

rickycal78		2012-03-20 08:14:30 PM

Sabyen91: Um, male porn star? There is only one and he is the Hedgehog. He is a stunt dick, just like every other guy in porn.

Nah, there's some legends out there besides Ron Jeremy. Take Peter North for instance. Dude's been in the biz forever and a day, and any time you saw him in a scene you knew some poor girl or three were going to get a firehose of jizz in the face. I mean dude could make a bukkake movie and it'd only take him to completely glaze a woman's face like a doughnut.

Sabyen91		2012-03-20 09:04:09 PM

rickycal78: Sabyen91: Um, male porn star? There is only one and he is the Hedgehog. He is a stunt dick, just like every other guy in porn.

Nah, there's some legends out there besides Ron Jeremy. Take Peter North for instance. Dude's been in the biz forever and a day, and any time you saw him in a scene you knew some poor girl or three were going to get a firehose of jizz in the face. I mean dude could make a bukkake movie and it'd only take him to completely glaze a woman's face like a doughnut.

Only the stars get the close up on the O faces and woe to the director that goes there with a man. Hell, you could clone a sentient penis and it would be better than actual guys in porn.