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(AZCentral)   Idiots in Iowa City are kidnapping residents, stripping them, and making them handle nuclear bombs and drink alcohol   (azcentral.com) divider line 28
    More: Scary, nuclear weapons, Johnson County, Iowa City Press-Citizen  
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13338 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Mar 2012 at 10:45 AM (3 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-03-20 08:24:56 AM  
At least it wasn't a meth lab.

/OH GOD, SPIDERS!
 
2012-03-20 09:03:10 AM  
Sounds like a Wednesday night to me...
 
2012-03-20 09:03:51 AM  
Those monsters!
 
2012-03-20 09:55:16 AM  
By "nuclear bomb" I'm sure he meant a bottle of Thunderbird.
 
2012-03-20 10:34:16 AM  
I suspect it wasn't alcohol.

www.sciencephoto.com
 
2012-03-20 10:38:09 AM  
How does one sign up for these kidnappings?
 
2012-03-20 10:47:57 AM  
I take this to mean that he fertilized one of his neighbor's gardens.
 
2012-03-20 10:47:57 AM  
substance-induced psychosis is a helluva drug

/huh?
 
2012-03-20 10:50:22 AM  
memesters.com

the link....
itsa hot....
 
2012-03-20 10:51:26 AM  
A naked 41-year-old Iowa City man told deputies that he'd been forced by four men to handle a nuclear bomb at his home in Iowa City.

He didn't say the kidnappers forced him to strip. He might've done it for purely recreational reasons.

They say they found William Bliss naked and showing signs that he'd been drinking.

Nudity is bliss. Or Bliss is nude.
 
2012-03-20 11:01:36 AM  
Deputies say he took off running when they tried to detain him. The Johnson County Sheriff's Office says a deputy was injured during the chase. Fortunately police were able to arrest the suspect and force him to handle a nuclear bomb.
 
2012-03-20 11:01:47 AM  
This is a genius plan. Make them work on it naked so they can't steal your uranium and have them drink so the cops wouldn't believe them. If the terrorists thought of this sooner Doc would not have been able to power his Delorean.
 
2012-03-20 11:03:32 AM  
What's the street value of Nuke these days?
 
2012-03-20 11:05:22 AM  
Arizona now trolling for people even nuttier than Arizonans? Best of luck, there.
 
2012-03-20 11:05:54 AM  
Lolly Gobble Bliss Bombs?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDzkA9ntyVI
 
2012-03-20 11:11:02 AM  
Cletus, Set Us Up The Bomb..
 
2012-03-20 11:12:41 AM  

Rufus Lee King: "Why didn't you call the police?"

"Well, I noticed that the lad with the thermonuclear device was the chief constable for the area."


Awesome. There's a Monty Python reference for just about everything!
 
2012-03-20 11:15:05 AM  
Yeah. You betcha.
 
2012-03-20 11:20:31 AM  
Boy are they gonna have egg on their faces when that nuke goes off.
 
2012-03-20 11:24:08 AM  
The Johnson County Sheriff's Office says a deputy was injured during the chase

Q: How do you injure youself during a chase with a naked man?

A: It is Johnson County, after all. Some johnsons are more equal than other johnsons. Watch out, it swings when he runs.
 
2012-03-20 11:29:55 AM  

BitwiseShift: The Johnson County Sheriff's Office says a deputy was injured during the chase

Q: How do you injure youself during a chase with a naked man?

A: It is Johnson County, after all. Some johnsons are more equal than other johnsons. Watch out, it swings when he runs.


You've captured the wrong flag!
 
2012-03-20 12:16:48 PM  
It looked like two nuclear bombs to me with a detonator button on each one.

( o ) ( o )

/and then i exploded
 
2012-03-20 12:50:15 PM  

gopher321: By "nuclear bomb" I'm sure he meant a bottle of Thunderbird.


What's the word?
 
2012-03-20 01:22:22 PM  
I left many brain cells in Iowa City
 
2012-03-20 02:45:25 PM  

Jubeebee: How does one sign up for these kidnappings?


Do I have to RSVP or something?
 
2012-03-20 05:02:16 PM  
I call shenanigans, because Iowa City is a nuke-free zone. It even says so on the signs at the edge of town.

4.bp.blogspot.com

/yes, it's real
 
2012-03-20 06:49:30 PM  

Slacquer: I call shenanigans, because Iowa City is a nuke-free zone. It even says so on the signs at the edge of town.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 560x882]

/yes, it's real


Came here to post a similar image. Glad to see that's already been covered.
They don't have those signs where I live now, and there are thousands underground near the airport. So see, it works!
 
2012-03-20 08:04:01 PM  
Sounds like fun to me.
 
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