Only if you have your foxtail buttplug in.

Those pantyhose don't look all that sheer. Am I the only one that thinks this is a bit of mass hysteria?

I would say this is stupid if not for the fact that this is a repeat-offending flasher. If a man walked in to my salon wearing pantyhose, I would probably not refuse to serve him merely on that fact alone. Trannies are the coolest people to chat with!

Fark handle?

libranoelrose: Treefingers: I would say this is stupid if not for the fact that this is a repeat-offending flasher. If a man walked in to my salon wearing pantyhose, I would probably not refuse to serve him merely on that fact alone. Trannies are the coolest people to chat with!

Do you watch Bikini Barbers?

...is that a show about what I think it's about?

"A man wearing only sheer pantyhose below the waist walked into a salon in Rochester Hills last week and asked about having a Brazilian wax done, police said.
Oakland County Sheriff's deputies called the man a serial indecent exposure suspect and said it's the 10th similar report they received."

Uhmmm... Ok, I'm from Canada and I don't really get it. Could any of you US farkers explain this? Is there some reason the police should be concerned about the dude wearing yoga pants in TFA?

Oh yeah, and watch out for that budget deficit. Seriously, you're our biggest trading partner. We'd hate to have to dump you for Mexico.

omgwtfetc: Oh yeah, and watch out for that budget deficit. Seriously, you're our biggest trading partner. We'd hate to have to dump you for Mexico.

Aren't you guys running a $17 billion annual deficit yourselves? Aren't you running an over $500 billion national debt? Sure, that's peanuts compared to the US' $15 trillion debt, but we also have 311 million people compared to your 34 million.

untaken_name: omgwtfetc: Oh yeah, and watch out for that budget deficit. Seriously, you're our biggest trading partner. We'd hate to have to dump you for Mexico.

Aren't you guys running a $17 billion annual deficit yourselves? Aren't you running an over $500 billion national debt? Sure, that's peanuts compared to the US' $15 trillion debt, but we also have 311 million people compared to your 34 million.

I'm too drunk to check your math but I'm pretty sure our cops aren't spending their time looking for dudes in pantyhose.

omgwtfetc: untaken_name: omgwtfetc: Oh yeah, and watch out for that budget deficit. Seriously, you're our biggest trading partner. We'd hate to have to dump you for Mexico.

Aren't you guys running a $17 billion annual deficit yourselves? Aren't you running an over $500 billion national debt? Sure, that's peanuts compared to the US' $15 trillion debt, but we also have 311 million people compared to your 34 million.

I'm too drunk to check your math but I'm pretty sure our cops aren't spending their time looking for dudes in pantyhose.



Uh, sure they're not. Not to arrest, maybe, but I bet there would be handcuffs involved.

untaken_name: omgwtfetc: untaken_name: omgwtfetc: Oh yeah, and watch out for that budget deficit. Seriously, you're our biggest trading partner. We'd hate to have to dump you for Mexico.

Aren't you guys running a $17 billion annual deficit yourselves? Aren't you running an over $500 billion national debt? Sure, that's peanuts compared to the US' $15 trillion debt, but we also have 311 million people compared to your 34 million.

I'm too drunk to check your math but I'm pretty sure our cops aren't spending their time looking for dudes in pantyhose.

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Uh, sure they're not. Not to arrest, maybe, but I bet there would be handcuffs involved.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

My little sister lives right by there. It's a really nice neighborhood, which usually means it's been gentrified by gay men.

I grew up in the part of Detroit where scabby-lipped female prostitutes wear thongs, a feather boa, and clear high heals and roam the streets talking to cops.

In other news, no one was killed by cops today in Detroit.

omgwtfetc: You say that like it's a bad thing.

Well you're the one trying to deny that they're doing it, so why do you accuse ME of thinking it's a bad thing?

untaken_name: omgwtfetc: You say that like it's a bad thing.

Well you're the one trying to deny that they're doing it, so why do you accuse ME of thinking it's a bad thing?

Shush... Handcuffs and pantyhose are the only things keeping our maple syrup industry going. How else can we take the world over someday?

omgwtfetc: untaken_name: omgwtfetc: You say that like it's a bad thing.

Well you're the one trying to deny that they're doing it, so why do you accuse ME of thinking it's a bad thing?

Shush... Handcuffs and pantyhose are the only things keeping our maple syrup industry going. How else can we take the world over someday?

I'm thinking it will involve a Bryan Adams/Celine Dion duet with secret subliminal mind-control messages.

untaken_name: omgwtfetc: untaken_name: omgwtfetc: You say that like it's a bad thing.

Well you're the one trying to deny that they're doing it, so why do you accuse ME of thinking it's a bad thing?

Shush... Handcuffs and pantyhose are the only things keeping our maple syrup industry going. How else can we take the world over someday?

I'm thinking it will involve a Bryan Adams/Celine Dion duet with secret subliminal mind-control messages.

Wow, you're so naive. Bryan Adams and Celine Dion were only relevant 20 years ago. These days our biggest exports are Nickelback (sorry!) and Justin Bie..... wait, someone's at the door. It probably has nothing to do with me divulging state secrets. BRB...

omgwtfetc: untaken_name: omgwtfetc: untaken_name: omgwtfetc: You say that like it's a bad thing.

Well you're the one trying to deny that they're doing it, so why do you accuse ME of thinking it's a bad thing?

Shush... Handcuffs and pantyhose are the only things keeping our maple syrup industry going. How else can we take the world over someday?

I'm thinking it will involve a Bryan Adams/Celine Dion duet with secret subliminal mind-control messages.

Wow, you're so naive. Bryan Adams and Celine Dion were only relevant 20 years ago. These days our biggest exports are Nickelback (sorry!) and Justin Bie..... wait, someone's at the door. It probably has nothing to do with me divulging state secrets. BRB...

I know they're not relevant, but they're trusted names in the Canadian Intelligence community. Don't ask me how I know - I've signed an NDA.

Don't you mean "Boyzilian" subby? Oh, and "mantyhose" as well.

Treefingers: Trannies are the coolest people to chat with!

Is this about me?

It is, isn't it?

Treefingers: Trannies are the coolest people to chat with!

What a Brazilian wax looks like on a dude.



/don't ban me Drew

AbbeySomeone: Those pantyhose don't look all that sheer. Am I the only one that thinks this is a bit of mass hysteria?

FTFY

Shouldn't a chap be getting a back, crack and sack rather than a brazilian?

Yes, exhibitionists are always big news and they are dangerous. Time to call on Captain Zimmerman!

I don't think there's a man alive, who could handle that...a Brazilian wax that is....no man with the guts to have hot wax applied all over down there....we're just not that tough. It is probably easier to get shot in a firefight

NeoBad: I don't think there's a man alive, who could handle that...a Brazilian wax that is....no man with the guts to have hot wax applied all over down there....we're just not that tough. It is probably easier to get shot in a firefight

Pussies. Coming to an America near you.

waxed chest for exwife once....

NEVER AGAIN AND I WON'T ASK A WOMAN TO EVER GO THAT FAR

if it's her choice cool, but that shiat farking hurts!!!

/hairy like animal...

fknra: waxed chest for exwife once....

NEVER AGAIN AND I WON'T ASK A WOMAN TO EVER GO THAT FAR

if it's her choice cool, but that shiat farking hurts!!!

/hairy like animal...

It was so awful because you have a lot of hair and it was your first waxing. My wife gets Brazilians. She said the first time wasn't such fun, but now it's doesn't at all (a little stinging) and only takes about five minutes. (and yes; it's her choice)

What a cereal flasher might look like.



No pants!

video of hilarity (new window)

omgwtfetc: "A man wearing only sheer pantyhose below the waist walked into a salon in Rochester Hills last week and asked about having a Brazilian wax done, police said.
Oakland County Sheriff's deputies called the man a serial indecent exposure suspect and said it's the 10th similar report they received."

Uhmmm... Ok, I'm from Canada and I don't really get it. Could any of you US farkers explain this? Is there some reason the police should be concerned about the dude wearing yoga pants in TFA?

Oh yeah, and watch out for that budget deficit. Seriously, you're our biggest trading partner. We'd hate to have to dump you for Mexico.

Sheer means semi-transparent, not tight. In other words, his junk wasn't just an outline to anyone at eye level (the crappy security camera didn't capture the effect).

omgwtfetc: I'm too drunk to check your math but I'm pretty sure our cops aren't spending their time looking for dudes in pantyhose.

Neither are ours, apparently, since they just made a token statement and released the videos to the news to get the general public to do their investigating.

Teaser: Now, with video goodness: (pops) and (also pops)

That salon employee lady is real purty.

/No, I don't wear pantyhose.
//Or pants for that matter

It's hilarious to begin with and even more so once I learned that he sprouts a boner before walking in the store.

untaken_name: omgwtfetc: untaken_name: omgwtfetc: Oh yeah, and watch out for that budget deficit. Seriously, you're our biggest trading partner. We'd hate to have to dump you for Mexico.

Aren't you guys running a $17 billion annual deficit yourselves? Aren't you running an over $500 billion national debt? Sure, that's peanuts compared to the US' $15 trillion debt, but we also have 311 million people compared to your 34 million.

I'm too drunk to check your math but I'm pretty sure our cops aren't spending their time looking for dudes in pantyhose.

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Uh, sure they're not. Not to arrest, maybe, but I bet there would be handcuffs involved.

So did ya see that show on TV last night about those "toast farkers"?

/Obscure