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brantgoose		2012-03-19 09:26:31 PM

The wheels on the bus go round and round,
round and round,
round and round
The wheels on the bus go round and round,
All through the town.

The t*ts* on the bus go up and down,
up and down,
up and down,
The t*ts on the bus go up and down,
All through the town.
...

And that's why they call her Wild Rose!

*I mean the boobs riding the bus. The t*ts only go up and down when the bus hits a big bump.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-03-19 09:36:15 PM

Check the duallies on that one, eh?

Chariset		2012-03-19 09:44:37 PM

Are you an axle man?

djkutch		2012-03-19 09:55:43 PM

Left tit looks weird. Right tit looks weird.

ChiliBoots		2012-03-19 11:05:26 PM

At least no one's using Megabuses to campaign.

i.imgur.com

/That's an air vent on the bus drivers lip

Chariset		2012-03-19 11:13:47 PM

There's a bus ad for the Dallas zoo with a bull elephant facing front. The bus has two circular brake lights placed almost exactly over the elephant's eyes, and it can't be coincidental.

LordOfThePings		2012-03-19 11:45:29 PM

"now I think its humourous that people have spun it this way"

"This is not how you want to begin the rollout of your campaign - to get deflated over this"

Heh.

Triumph		2012-03-19 11:58:15 PM

I wonder what the Queen of England's Canadian campaign bus looks like. Bet it's a really nice one.

Somacandra		2012-03-20 12:50:22 AM

Somacandra		2012-03-20 12:56:39 AM

"215/65R1698T?"

"Only if she's 5 foot 2 !"

Ghastly		2012-03-20 01:17:32 AM

I giggled like I was a 12 year old.

BumpInTheNight		2012-03-20 01:32:29 AM

This amuses me.

buckler		2012-03-20 02:53:36 AM

I would immediately duct-tape tassles to those wheels.

wildcardjack		2012-03-20 02:54:46 AM

That took me a second to figure out.

I need to get to bed.

runaway06		2012-03-20 03:01:50 AM

lol. what a boob

ShawnDoc		2012-03-20 03:03:42 AM

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 320x240]

"215/65R1698T?"

"Only if she's 5 foot 2 !"

slowclap.gif

ontariolightning		2012-03-20 03:04:17 AM

Dig her spokes

PhtoShpHero		2012-03-20 03:05:16 AM

I'd like to rotate her tires, if you know what I mean...

/wink wink
//nudge

Fluorescent Testicle		2012-03-20 03:11:18 AM

skepticultist		2012-03-20 03:15:10 AM

Rather than comment on the unfortunate photo placement, I just want to complain that its not fair that Canadians get to have political parties with cool names like The Wildrose Party and we get boring crap like Democratic, Republican, Libertarian, Constitutionalist, etc.

I demand the immediate formation of a Blackthorne Party and a Winterhaven Party. I don't care what their platforms are, I just know that a contest between the Blackthorns and the Winterhavens is automatically 1000% more interesting than one between Republicans and Democrats.

themadtupper		2012-03-20 03:17:40 AM

brantgoose: And that's why they call her Wild Rose!

But her name was Elisa Day

/go figure...

LordOfThePings		2012-03-20 03:23:54 AM

Rotate every 7,500 nursings.

Bennie Crabtree		2012-03-20 03:29:18 AM

themadtupper: brantgoose: And that's why they call her Wild Rose!

But her name was Elisa Day

/go figure...

She's probably related to Stockwell.

hammettman		2012-03-20 03:45:51 AM

I smell a photoshop contest

themadtupper		2012-03-20 04:06:08 AM

Bennie Crabtree: themadtupper: brantgoose: And that's why they call her Wild Rose!

But her name was Elisa Day

/go figure...

She's probably related to Stockwell.

OK - with many apologies - I scoured Google and don't get the reference. Although it shames me, could you explain?

Derp Du Jour		2012-03-20 04:50:09 AM

Somacandra: "215/65R1698T?"

"Only if she's 5 foot 2 !"

I like big bus and I can not lie

apoptotic		2012-03-20 05:57:57 AM

This election is going to be a complete fustercluck.

Serial		2012-03-20 06:29:04 AM

themadtupper: OK - with many apologies - I scoured Google and don't get the reference. Although it shames me, could you explain?

Canadian Tea Partier.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockwell_Day

Magic_Button		2012-03-20 07:44:23 AM

Serial: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockwell_Day

-----------------------

Does not cover the half of Stockwell Day.

When Yasar Arafat died every other country including Israel was mouthing condolences middle east peace etc etc

Stockwell Day representing Canada was handing out printouts from Free Republic saying that Arafat Died of Aids and liked little boys and saying it was a wonderful day for man kind

BigBooper		2012-03-20 07:48:00 AM

LordOfThePings: Rotate every 7,500 nursings.

Let me tell you what happens if you don't....

kmramki		2012-03-20 08:41:05 AM

FTFA: "Seriously, I think people need to talk about the bigger issues," she said.

Sure, they would like it too!

Crewmannumber6		2012-03-20 08:56:42 AM

OK, I laughed

Arkanaut		2012-03-20 09:00:40 AM

skepticultist: Rather than comment on the unfortunate photo placement, I just want to complain that its not fair that Canadians get to have political parties with cool names like The Wildrose Party and we get boring crap like Democratic, Republican, Libertarian, Constitutionalist, etc.

I demand the immediate formation of a Blackthorne Party and a Winterhaven Party. I don't care what their platforms are, I just know that a contest between the Blackthorns and the Winterhavens is automatically 1000% more interesting than one between Republicans and Democrats.

They sound like they could be noble houses from Game of Thrones or something.

/Global warming is coming...

Nem Wan		2012-03-20 09:31:34 AM

Triumph: I wonder what the Queen of England's Canadian campaign bus looks like. Bet it's a really nice one.

It probably doesn't say "Queen of England" on it. Queen of Canada.
rlv.zcache.com

Flappyhead		2012-03-20 09:31:58 AM

Pity she's not running in Regina.

stealthd		2012-03-20 09:35:33 AM

Glenford		2012-03-20 09:39:04 AM

Serial: themadtupper: OK - with many apologies - I scoured Google and don't get the reference. Although it shames me, could you explain?

Canadian Tea Partier.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockwell_Day

Magic_Button: Serial: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockwell_Day

-----------------------

Does not cover the half of Stockwell Day.

When Yasar Arafat died every other country including Israel was mouthing condolences middle east peace etc etc

Stockwell Day representing Canada was handing out printouts from Free Republic saying that Arafat Died of Aids and liked little boys and saying it was a wonderful day for man kind

Come on, you both missed the most important reference.
Link (new window)

Flappyhead		2012-03-20 09:51:02 AM

stealthd: Serial: themadtupper: OK - with many apologies - I scoured Google and don't get the reference. Although it shames me, could you explain?

Canadian Tea Partier.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockwell_Day

So Preston Manning would be our Ron Paul?

//PRESTON MANNING

C'mon, Preston wasn't THAT crazy.

apoptotic		2012-03-20 09:56:29 AM

Glenford: Serial: themadtupper: OK - with many apologies - I scoured Google and don't get the reference. Although it shames me, could you explain?

Canadian Tea Partier.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockwell_Day

Magic_Button: Serial: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockwell_Day

-----------------------

Does not cover the half of Stockwell Day.

When Yasar Arafat died every other country including Israel was mouthing condolences middle east peace etc etc

Stockwell Day representing Canada was handing out printouts from Free Republic saying that Arafat Died of Aids and liked little boys and saying it was a wonderful day for man kind

Come on, you both missed the most important reference.
Link (new window)

Ooh, good call. I was expecting the link to be his Sea-Doo press conference arrival.

mjg		2012-03-20 09:59:33 AM

Could be worse...
www.adrants.com

Joe Peanut		2012-03-20 10:02:55 AM

I'm not saying someone should PS a bra on there, but someone should PS a bra on there.

/noPSskills

CygnusDarius		2012-03-20 10:12:28 AM

Needs an Irish somewhere in there.

Resolute		2012-03-20 10:53:59 AM

Girls gone Wildrose!

Dansker		2012-03-20 11:02:17 AM

One is an innie and one is an outie.

Lego_Addict		2012-03-20 11:27:53 AM

ChiliBoots: At least no one's using Megabuses to campaign.

[i.imgur.com image 500x375]

/That's an air vent on the bus drivers lip

I've been on the Hitler bus and it's not as organised as you would think.

It looks exactly like him. Brown suit and all.

scrumpox		2012-03-20 11:32:25 AM

Just tape tassels to the hubs & call it done.

Gunny Walker		2012-03-20 11:33:32 AM

Man, you guys are so insensitive! I hope you guys never have to deal with breast cancer like this woman clearly has.

Cynicism101		2012-03-20 12:10:22 PM

Lego_Addict: I've been on the Hitler bus and it's not as organised as you would think.

Cheap, though.

/How else to get to NYC from Toronto for $40??

quatchi		2012-03-20 01:44:15 PM

Great, now I won't be able to listen to Danielle Smith speak without wondering if she actually has over-sized, metallic areola.

/Pics in this thread are awesome, btw, ty.
//*Yoink*

mudesi		2012-03-20 01:58:00 PM

I used to fap to Danielle Smith back in the day when she was a host for a program on Global every weekend.

Too bad she is a dumb conservative. Always knew it, even back then, but would fap anyway, as she's got some really nice T and A.

/Now I fap to Carolyn Jarvis.

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