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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)   Drug offender gets all stabby during argument. After arrest, lists his occupation as Drug Dealer. Hilarious mug shot included   (tampabay.com) divider line 39
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St_Francis_P [TotalFark]
2012-03-19 07:24:00 PM
www.tampabay.com
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark]
2012-03-19 09:20:12 PM
I can understand why he stabbed the other guy

/he was going to get killed otherwise, from the looks of it
 
The My Little Pony Killer
2012-03-19 10:46:24 PM
What is wrong with his mouth? Make it stop!
 
ironrat
2012-03-19 10:47:25 PM
looks like a smooth criminal.
 
AKTurkey
2012-03-19 10:47:32 PM
www.nflpassers.com

/wanted for questioning
 
7th Son of a 7th Son [TotalFark]
2012-03-19 10:48:18 PM
AKTurkey: [www.nflpassers.com image 320x478]

/wanted for questioning

DAMMIT *shakes tiny fist*

Well played.
 
mikaloyd [TotalFark]
2012-03-19 10:48:47 PM
His nose has been flattened
 
Haliburton Cummings [TotalFark]
2012-03-19 10:49:02 PM
wow Paul Stanley sure let himself go
 
Hector Remarkable
2012-03-19 10:49:37 PM
Deaundre C. Barnes
I wonder if, as a drug dealer, he might at some time have taken drugs himself and freaked out when he realized that except for the last 3 letters, his name is 'DEA Undersea Bar'.
 
Forced Perspective
2012-03-19 10:51:05 PM
Hector Remarkable: Deaundre C. Barnes
I wonder if, as a drug dealer, he might at some time have taken drugs himself and freaked out when he realized that except for the last 3 letters, his name is 'DEA Undersea Bar'.

But more importantly, it's DEA Undersea Bar NES... he's the retro video game system in the DEA's below sea level watering hole. We're in deep, people.
 
ds_4815
2012-03-19 10:51:32 PM
Drug Farmer.

static.tvfanatic.com
 
mikaloyd [TotalFark]
2012-03-19 10:51:37 PM
Tattooed on makeup. Worst case scenario
 
HighZoolander
2012-03-19 10:53:43 PM
Hector Remarkable: Deaundre C. Barnes
I wonder if, as a drug dealer, he might at some time have taken drugs himself and freaked out when he realized that except for the last 3 letters, his name is 'DEA Undersea Bar'.

I read it as 'DEA undersea barn es,' like a spanish Yoda.
 
Roquefort
2012-03-19 10:54:07 PM
i43.tinypic.com
/maybe I'm the only one who sees it
 
Mad-n-FL
2012-03-19 10:58:22 PM
Some people are living proof that people in Florida are being lobotomized.
 
vudukungfu
2012-03-19 11:00:59 PM
St_Francis_P: [www.tampabay.com image 300x375]

y so srios?
 
TheBlackFlag
2012-03-19 11:04:54 PM
He got stabbed in the holiday? Is that slang for something? Sounds painful
 
blindy the pirate
2012-03-19 11:06:13 PM
The last time I got arrested, I was busted smoking weed with my friend when I was 18. When the cop asked for my eye color, I said red. I was told to hang out next to the cop car while he interviewed my friend, who answered the same to the eye question. I still believe the fact the cop laughed was the reason we got let go.
 
Farabor
2012-03-19 11:07:05 PM
Well, at least he was refreshingly honest!
 
Maechyll
2012-03-19 11:08:00 PM
Oh right, how bad can it be...clickYYYAAAAWWWW!!!11!11
 
The My Little Pony Killer
2012-03-19 11:12:47 PM
TheBlackFlag: He got stabbed in the holiday? Is that slang for something? Sounds painful

Even worse, it happened on Pleasure Drive.
 
zinny
2012-03-19 11:34:02 PM
Doesn't look like much of a fighter.
 
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom [TotalFark]
2012-03-19 11:39:08 PM
zinny: Doesn't look like much of a fighter.

Actually, I think he bears a striking resemblance to Nate Diaz.
 
GonzoNihilist
2012-03-19 11:43:42 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

He had gorgeous hair.
 
nastro
2012-03-19 11:45:44 PM
Is that Alex Van Halen?
 
untaken_name
2012-03-19 11:51:57 PM
No, it's okay. He's a pharmacist. He's just an edgy pharmacist.
 
inflatedKarma
2012-03-19 11:57:08 PM
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: zinny: Doesn't look like much of a fighter.

Actually, I think he bears a striking resemblance to Nate Diaz.

looks more like Marcus Davis after he fought Nate Diaz. :)
 
stonelotus
2012-03-20 12:14:46 AM
a town named Holiday, a guy named Grippo, and a street name Pleasure Drive and this shiat's the best headline someone came up with?
 
digitalpirate
2012-03-20 12:39:31 AM
blindy the pirate: The last time I got arrested, I was busted smoking weed with my friend when I was 18. When the cop asked for my eye color, I said red. I was told to hang out next to the cop car while he interviewed my friend, who answered the same to the eye question. I still believe the fact the cop laughed was the reason we got let go.

I'm calling your shat poo!

Your first and last sentences contradict each other.
 
Party-sized bucket of flan
2012-03-20 01:11:12 AM
I'm not sure which race to make fun of right now.
 
The My Little Pony Killer
2012-03-20 02:12:32 AM
Party-sized bucket of flan: I'm not sure which race to make fun of right now.

Stupid isn't a race.
 
gutter_ca/fl
2012-03-20 02:13:19 AM
digitalpirate: blindy the pirate: The last time I got arrested, I was busted smoking weed with my friend when I was 18. When the cop asked for my eye color, I said red. I was told to hang out next to the cop car while he interviewed my friend, who answered the same to the eye question. I still believe the fact the cop laughed was the reason we got let go.

I'm calling your shat poo!

Your first and last sentences contradict each other.

Yeah that.
 
untaken_name
2012-03-20 02:15:58 AM
digitalpirate: blindy the pirate: The last time I got arrested, I was busted smoking weed with my friend when I was 18. When the cop asked for my eye color, I said red. I was told to hang out next to the cop car while he interviewed my friend, who answered the same to the eye question. I still believe the fact the cop laughed was the reason we got let go.

I'm calling your shat poo!

Your first and last sentences contradict each other.

I'm not trying to vouch for the validity of an internet forum post, but are you aware that being arrested and being incarcerated are not the same thing? One often, but not always leads to the other. "Arrested" just means you're in police custody. It doesn't imply the duration.
 
HighZoolander
2012-03-20 02:16:26 AM
digitalpirate: blindy the pirate: The last time I got arrested, I was busted smoking weed with my friend when I was 18. When the cop asked for my eye color, I said red. I was told to hang out next to the cop car while he interviewed my friend, who answered the same to the eye question. I still believe the fact the cop laughed was the reason we got let go.

I'm calling your shat poo!

Your first and last sentences contradict each other.

Pirate fight!
 
jdmac
2012-03-20 03:16:57 AM
farm8.staticflickr.com




Clean him up a bit and things start looking up for this guy
 
libranoelrose [TotalFark]
2012-03-20 05:16:27 AM
The My Little Pony Killer: Party-sized bucket of flan: I'm not sure which race to make fun of right now.

Stupid isn't a race.

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PYROY
2012-03-20 08:33:41 AM
You can tell by the neck tattoo that he has a taste for the finer things in life.
 
Clemkadidlefark
2012-03-20 10:20:32 AM
Sweet babbling Buddha

Stabbed in the Holiday on Pleasure Drive. Surprise!
 
offmymeds
2012-03-20 12:16:47 PM
Barnes, who lists his occupation as "drug dealer,"...

www.tampabay.com

Yet another example of Obama's war on the small businessman!
 
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