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(Daily Mail)   Woman arrested for having sex with 17 yr old student at a hotel room. You try to take a step up from having sex in the classroom and this is what you get   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 96
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2012-03-20 03:11:56 AM

OMGSTFUp: untaken_name: OMGSTFUp: Crikey this is everywhere. I guess I'm supposed to feel good that the acts happened outside of my county.

The Jr HS parents got a letter but since the victim is still a student in our district
the word was out WEEKS before our District stemmed the tide. Kids talk.

This is exactly why you should kill them when you're done farking them.

Oh man. Fark or no Fark - that comment crossed the line. :(


I said why YOU should. I'd never do anything so horrible.
 
2012-03-20 04:48:52 AM
Evidence is a biatch?
 
2012-03-20 05:20:21 AM

Amos Quito: FTA: "Erin Kathleen Queen, who teaches English and coaches 9th grade girls basketball at Charles Page High School in Sand Springs, was charged with rape after her arrest Saturday.


GIRLS basketball coach? Charged with RAPE?

I'm betting 17 yr old girl.


Then you're not very smart.

FTA: "Police told MailOnline that the teen's parents called police from the hotel early Saturday morning after discovering their son was there with Queen, and identified her as his teacher."
 
2012-03-20 05:38:13 AM
And we wonder why kids are so stupid these days. Look at the teachers, they aren't smart enough to arrange a sexcapade without getting caught redhanded. This is why starting pay is so low, they are idiots.
 
2012-03-20 07:12:58 AM
First-Degree Rape? Really? FFS.
 
2012-03-20 07:38:25 AM
Now his parents know why their home has bedbugs when they didn't even go anywhere.
 
2012-03-20 07:41:54 AM

Dixie_Wrecked: WilliamLeeTwitch: I had a teacher in high school that looked like Punky Brewster in her late 20's. God I wanted to bang her. I wonder if she's still married?

Punky Brewater? You're showing your age there pops. Fat and balding in your mid 40s probably isn't what she's looking for whether she's married or not.


I guess you also diss folks who want to bang their high school equivalents of Susan Dey, Sandra Dee, or Shelly Fabares, too?
 
2012-03-20 07:45:24 AM
Where was she when I was 17?
 
2012-03-20 08:00:54 AM

OMGSTFUp: This is our local scandal. It never made it to FARK. :(

Our Junior HS teacher (new window)

/ironically, he was everyone's favorite teacher, well loved by students but didn't act his age and loved anime.


No irony at all. 12, 13, 14 year old female and the popular male teacher looks like that? yeah, he could get it at that age. Dude's fking Fabio when you're that age. In.

/all kids - male, female, straight, gay - are the same
//just that the consequences aren't
///nobody should fk students under their authority - and that should extend to college
 
2012-03-20 08:03:18 AM
Thank God I waited until was 18 before I banged my 9th grade English teacher. I wouldn't want her to get into trouble for good earth-shattering sex.
 
2012-03-20 08:04:35 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Crazy eyes = Do not stick dick in it.

Lazy eye = Proceed at will.
 
2012-03-20 08:14:05 AM

OMGSTFUp: This is our local scandal. It never made it to FARK. :(

Our Junior HS teacher (new window)

/ironically, he was everyone's favorite teacher, well loved by students but didn't act his age and loved anime.


Anyone pick up that the dude was having phone sex with a friggin computer?
 
2012-03-20 08:17:54 AM
Nothing says "romance" like the Candlewood Suites in Tulsa...
 
2012-03-20 08:28:06 AM
Rape? A young woman with a 17yo is like driving 60 in a 55mph zone.
Arbitrary rules are arbitrary. A-hole parents.
 
2012-03-20 09:03:43 AM

Scorpio Rex: Rape? A young woman with a 17yo is like driving 60 in a 55mph zone.
Arbitrary rules are arbitrary. A-hole parents.


It's not the age, it's the authority. You are put in a position of power over people who are not yet adults, you do not Fark them.

That rule seems so simple. Must be like Go- minutes to learn and a lifetime to master.
 
2012-03-20 09:07:16 AM

brimed03: WilliamLeeTwitch: I had a teacher in high school that looked like Punky Brewster in her late 20's. God I wanted to bang her. I wonder if she's still married?

Wait now: the teacher looked like a late-20s Punky Brewster; or the teacher, in her late 20s, looked like Punky Brewster?


whats the difference? hehehe
 
2012-03-20 09:17:46 AM
Where were these teachers when I was in school? And why would they want a 17 year old who probably lasts 30 seconds?
 
2012-03-20 09:19:13 AM

Nezray: Wait a second... I thought the age of consent was 16 in Oklahoma?


It is. But you see, we have to make farking a crime. It isn't enough for us to feel guilty for farking. Nay, nay! We must actually be guilty. That's why we need more laws. Jeebus requires no less of us.
 
2012-03-20 09:31:32 AM

frepnog: brimed03: WilliamLeeTwitch: I had a teacher in high school that looked like Punky Brewster in her late 20's. God I wanted to bang her. I wonder if she's still married?

Wait now: the teacher looked like a late-20s Punky Brewster; or the teacher, in her late 20s, looked like Punky Brewster?

whats the difference? hehehe


Sailor Moon Frye, the inspiration for the names of two of our most beloved Anime characters.
 
2012-03-20 10:01:53 AM

machoprogrammer: Where were these teachers when I was in school? And why would they want a 17 year old who probably lasts 30 seconds?


it's not the girth
it's not the size
it's how many times you can make it rise

/recoil
 
2012-03-20 10:03:16 AM

AbbeySomeone: They must be some of them jesus people.


In this city? Count on it.

/I'm a Jesus person... but even I would be like "good job, son"
 
2012-03-20 10:11:30 AM

mikdeetx: Thank God I waited until was 18 before I banged my 9th grade English teacher. I wouldn't want her to get into trouble for good earth-shattering sex.


So as soon as you turned 18, she started banging someone else?
 
2012-03-20 10:44:28 AM

mikdeetx: Thank God I waited until was 18 before I banged my 9th grade English teacher. I wouldn't want her to get into trouble for good earth-shattering sex.


Given that you appear to have been 18 and in the 9th grade, that must be all you were getting out of school.
 
2012-03-20 10:51:34 AM

ObscureNameHere: mikdeetx: Thank God I waited until was 18 before I banged my 9th grade English teacher. I wouldn't want her to get into trouble for good earth-shattering sex.

Given that you appear to have been 18 and in the 9th grade, that must be all you were getting out of school.


Those five years were quite hard for him.
 
2012-03-20 10:53:29 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

"Can anybody find meeeeeeee somebody to loooooooove."
 
2012-03-20 10:57:26 AM
Had this "poor child" taken an AK-47 and capped a bunch of his classmates, he'd suddenly be an adult looking at the needle.

This may be wrong. But it ain't rape.
 
2012-03-20 10:59:55 AM

innereardistortion: And how is it that Oklahoma doesn't have its own tag yet?

Though cops said the sex was consensual, Queen was charged with rape due to Oklahoma law, which lists one of its definitions of rape as sexual intercourse between a student under 18 and an employee of the same school system or other authority figure.

Yeah, that's not a really good definition of 'Rape', now, is it?

I mean, seriously. The guy was 17 years old. The lady was a VERY attractive teacher. If this is rape, then rape me!

Oklahoma, you guys need to spend more time on dealing with your meth problem and cases of REAL child abuse rather than trying to keep stupid ADULTS from hooking up.


OH FFS every state in the country has the same or similar law. Plenty of other reasons to bag on this state.
 
2012-03-20 11:09:00 AM
Again, this wasn't a crime because of the age, it was because of the student/teacher relationship. You may disagree, but, it is the reason even many companies frown upon inter-office relationships, let alone universities and high schools. Most likely, if the adults were not a teacher/supervisor, it wouldn't have even been an issue. IMO, if you can't go into teaching and keep yourself from looking around you and just seeing a teen sex buffet, then, you should probably consider a different line of work.
 
2012-03-20 11:27:41 AM

ryarger: Scorpio Rex: Rape? A young woman with a 17yo is like driving 60 in a 55mph zone.
Arbitrary rules are arbitrary. A-hole parents.

It's not the age, it's the authority. You are put in a position of power over people who are not yet adults, you do not Fark them.

That rule seems so simple. Must be like Go- minutes to learn and a lifetime to master.


Yea, I'm sure his test scores depended on this.
 
2012-03-20 11:49:12 AM
I'd like to know how the guy reacted to his parents calling the cops. That can't possibly be a happy home at the moment. I'd be PISSED.
 
2012-03-20 12:08:42 PM

redmid17: Amos Quito: FTA: "Erin Kathleen Queen, who teaches English and coaches 9th grade girls basketball at Charles Page High School in Sand Springs, was charged with rape after her arrest Saturday.


GIRLS basketball coach? Charged with RAPE?

I'm betting 17 yr old girl.

Then you're not very smart.

FTA: "Police told MailOnline that the teen's parents called police from the hotel early Saturday morning after discovering their son was there with Queen, and identified her as his teacher."



The stoopid. I haz it.
 
2012-03-20 12:24:18 PM
Why, she's like a "TULSA" palindrome!
 
2012-03-20 12:27:06 PM

dletter: So, every at least semi-decent looking female high school teacher I see... I should assume she's kickin' it with some student right?


Very good, dletter. That is correct. Please see me after class. ;)
 
2012-03-20 12:38:16 PM
I say good on her getting busted. If the genders were reversed people would be screaming for the teacher to serve a life sentence. Glad to see they are going after offenders of both genders equally.

Hows that equal thing workin for ya?


That being said...I dont think its a big deal...either way the genders go. These days the vast majority of 17 year olds know what sex is and if they want it or not.
 
2012-03-20 12:52:12 PM

mikdeetx: Thank God I waited until was 18 before I banged my 9th grade English teacher. I wouldn't want her to get into trouble for good earth-shattering sex.


Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2012-03-20 01:01:39 PM

dletter: Again, this wasn't a crime because of the age, it was because of the student/teacher relationship.


OK. Well, then the appropriate response is "you're fired and your teaching certificate is being revoked" not "you're a rapist and you're going to prison."
 
2012-03-20 01:12:34 PM

WienerButt: This woman is actually attractive, and no mention of that in the headline?


If the headline makes no mention of her attractiveness, assume she is attractive. If the headline makes a mention of her attractiveness, assume she is NOT attractive.

I, for one, think this teacher has sharp knees. Or the lighting in the mugshot photo is really bad. Need moar pics to determine whether she's hot or not. That way, I can be an armchair judge and sentence her based on how hot she is.
 
2012-03-20 01:44:44 PM

ryarger: It's not the age, it's the authority. You are put in a position of power over people who are not yet adults, you do not Fark them.


Yes, that is a point. But using "rape" as the charge demeans the people that were actually violently assaulted as opposed to those earning a bit of extra credit.
 
2012-03-20 03:19:32 PM

Scorpio Rex: ryarger: It's not the age, it's the authority. You are put in a position of power over people who are not yet adults, you do not Fark them.

Yes, that is a point. But using "rape" as the charge demeans the people that were actually violently assaulted as opposed to those earning a bit of extra credit.



what word would you use instead of rape?
 
2012-03-20 03:49:06 PM
Once again, the problem stems from the fact that a 20-something was teaching teenagers who are within her 10-year dating range.

Make people in their 20s have to teach elementary or middle school until they hit their early 30s, and then let them get around 17-year-olds. Chances are they will be less appealing to the kids, and the kids will be less appealing to them by that time.

But if you stick a 27-year-old into a room full of 17-year-olds, you'll find again and again that these days people in their 20s still believe they're in their teens when it comes to their social interactions, and if two attractive people are in the same room, then sparks will fly.
 
2012-03-20 03:50:56 PM

Nix Nightbird: Once again, the problem stems from the fact that a 20-something was teaching teenagers who are within her 10-year dating range.

Make people in their 20s have to teach elementary or middle school until they hit their early 30s, and then let them get around 17-year-olds. Chances are they will be less appealing to the kids, and the kids will be less appealing to them by that time.

But if you stick a 27-year-old into a room full of 17-year-olds, you'll find again and again that these days people in their 20s still believe they're in their teens when it comes to their social interactions, and if two attractive people are in the same room, then sparks will fly.


What is that even supposed to mean?
 
2012-03-20 03:54:36 PM

66dude: WienerButt: This woman is actually attractive, and no mention of that in the headline?

If the headline makes no mention of her attractiveness, assume she is attractive. If the headline makes a mention of her attractiveness, assume she is NOT attractive.

I, for one, think this teacher has sharp knees. Or the lighting in the mugshot photo is really bad. Need moar pics to determine whether she's hot or not. That way, I can be an armchair judge and sentence her based on how hot she is.


The word is "more".

Just though you'd like the spelling tip.
 
2012-03-20 04:31:18 PM
This chick should be rewarded and the 17 year old who couldn't keep quiet about having a good thing should be the one punished.
 
2012-03-20 06:26:55 PM

innereardistortion: And how is it that Oklahoma doesn't have its own tag yet?

Though cops said the sex was consensual, Queen was charged with rape due to Oklahoma law, which lists one of its definitions of rape as sexual intercourse between a student under 18 and an employee of the same school system or other authority figure.

Yeah, that's not a really good definition of 'Rape', now, is it?

I mean, seriously. The guy was 17 years old. The lady was a VERY attractive teacher. If this is rape, then rape me!

Oklahoma, you guys need to spend more time on dealing with your meth problem and cases of REAL child abuse rather than trying to keep stupid ADULTS from hooking up.


At least it wasn't 'rape' rape.

/rape
 
2012-03-20 06:36:51 PM

libranoelrose: itsfullofstars: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x286]

I hate to see this in news articles. It's so damn lazy.

Needs more lens flare.


Needs more cowbells
 
2012-03-20 10:20:40 PM

Nezray: Wait a second... I thought the age of consent was 16 in Oklahoma?


Somebody DNRTFA.
 
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