redmid17: Gulliver: IAmRight: Gulliver: If I wanted to sit and argue with a bunch of opinionated clowns about topics that didn't matter, I'd go to a family reunion.

If I wanted to read about breaking news, I might go to a news site. Or follow some of them on Twitter. Then I wouldn't have to look like a twat when I tell people what's important and what isn't.

I hope the Fark mods change every tag to a Newsflash tag for a week.

Until recently FARK has done a really great job of keeping the Sports Junkies and Political Loonies under their own headings where they stay segregated and happily argue among themselves.

If they change that approach they will lose substantial numbers as the majority of visitors could give a fark about either topic.

So you're saying youryou're irrelevant then? Go back to the kids table

Just thought I'd give you a hand with a language you're having difficulty with.

CavalierEternal: Seriously, Drew, can you stop sending out the Killbots that break into people's home and force them to view links that don't interest them? IT'S RUINING THE INTEGRITY OF FARK, DAMMIT!

Old Glory Thread Insurance. Because killbots are strong and have a preset kill limit, but you don't know what it is.

Tickle Mittens: CavalierEternal: Seriously, Drew, can you stop sending out the Killbots that break into people's home and force them to view links that don't interest them? IT'S RUINING THE INTEGRITY OF FARK, DAMMIT!

Old Glory Thread Insurance. Because killbots are strong and have a preset kill limit, but you don't know what it is.


IAmRight: CavalierEternal: Seriously, Drew, can you stop sending out the Killbots that break into people's home and force them to view links that don't interest them? IT'S RUINING THE INTEGRITY OF FARK, DAMMIT!

Or at least program them to kill them on sight instead of threatening. What the hell's the point of having Killbots if you're not going to kill anyone with 'em?

lulz. While you are all focused on Manning, the Cowboys just had an awesome free agency season. See ya in the play-offs.

/It's about time JJ did something right.
//Sad we couldn't bring Robinson back. :(

Please don't let "Our God is an awesome god" come to New England!

Gulliver: Epiphany: Gulliver: Dear FARK,

This isn't "News Flash" worthy and neither was the Duke story the other day.

I miss the old FARK when admins knew the difference between Real News and Jockstrap Reviews.

/sigh

I know right! Like when we got the news flash about the super high tech advanced pocket protectors! Or that scientists took a blurry picture of another star! Or when Alf was canceled :( oh Alf.

/Peyton Manning is huge news right now and the NFL is the biggest sport in America

In point of fact the vast majority of FARK News Flashes are about world shaking events that have real importance, unlike these last couple of RightGuard scented fluff pieces.

If I wanted to sit and argue with a bunch of opinionated clowns about topics that didn't matter, I'd go to a family reunion.

Whether Tebow's NFL career lasts two more years or ten, I'm hoping that at that point he'll be able to move on with the rest of his life and be successful in his future endeavors. I'd like to think that most reasonable people would agree with the sentiment. Of course, hard-core anti-theists (which != most athiests, BTW) and/or Merril Hoge probably won't.

KingPsyz: Tim Tebow: TheYeti: Tim Tebow: Ya'll need to chill. All things work together for good, right?

I'm torn as to whether I should sponsor you....I really want to see a TFD "I'm Tim Tebow, ask me anything" thread.

Might be up for such a thing. It's always nice to have an opportunity to set the record straight.

So you're coming to the Bears then?

Thinking about it.

Tim Tebow: KingPsyz: Tim Tebow: TheYeti: Tim Tebow: Ya'll need to chill. All things work together for good, right?

I'm torn as to whether I should sponsor you....I really want to see a TFD "I'm Tim Tebow, ask me anything" thread.

Might be up for such a thing. It's always nice to have an opportunity to set the record straight.

So you're coming to the Bears then?

Thinking about it.

If I give you $20 and this piece of toast I made last night that kinda looks like it has Jesus' face in it, will you vow to never play for the Cleveland Browns?

muck4doo: lulz. While you are all focused on Manning, the Cowboys just had an awesome free agency season. See ya in the play-offs.

/It's about time JJ did something right.
//Sad we couldn't bring Robinson back. :(

Cowboys got Carr and Orton...two very good pickups if they can afford them.
/chefs fan

4NSpy: I hope there's a new flash when Tebow goes to the Jags.

I doubt most people on the internet have heard of the Jags

ShadowLAnCeR: Gulliver: Epiphany: Gulliver: Dear FARK,

This isn't "News Flash" worthy and neither was the Duke story the other day.

I miss the old FARK when admins knew the difference between Real News and Jockstrap Reviews.

/sigh

I know right! Like when we got the news flash about the super high tech advanced pocket protectors! Or that scientists took a blurry picture of another star! Or when Alf was canceled :( oh Alf.

/Peyton Manning is huge news right now and the NFL is the biggest sport in America

In point of fact the vast majority of FARK News Flashes are about world shaking events that have real importance, unlike these last couple of RightGuard scented fluff pieces.

If I wanted to sit and argue with a bunch of opinionated clowns about topics that didn't matter, I'd go to a family reunion.

[www.inquisitr.com image 500x375] (Welcome to FARK cliche whiny pic)

I was here on FARK seven years before you signed in the first time.

Before we get too excited about the Cowboys, let's see if they can win a game in December first.
/[insert various hilarious romo fail pics]

Gulliver: ShadowLAnCeR: Gulliver:

I was here on FARK seven years before you signed in the first time.


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I think I just had rank pulled on me, nice.

ShadowLAnCeR: Gulliver: ShadowLAnCeR: Gulliver:

I was here on FARK seven years before you signed in the first time.


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I think I just had rank pulled on me, nice.

Stings a bit doesn't it?

Gulliver: I miss the old FARK when admins knew the difference between Real News and Jockstrap Reviews.

I miss the old fark when common sense was normal and farking retards didnt post in politics threads for fear of their retardness being exposed, now that retards have taken over the politics tab it makes pointing the retards out hard since you are called a troll if you point out they are a retard, just like those that post in threads with news flash tags they deem unworthy.

IAmRight: Gulliver: I was here on FARK seven years before you signed in the first time.

And you've contributed a full two stories in all those years! What a legend! You and your kind truly will be missed!

68 stories in just over three years for me, including a pair of sports stories to the main page. Truly, I'm worse than Hitler.

CavalierEternal: I could probably still kick your ass in Olympic-style fencing, which is a hell of lot more of a man's sport than a bunch of overpaid pussies playing with a basketball.

In case you havent noticed, the world has invented guns which makes your fencing skills irrelevant.

steamingpile: CavalierEternal: I could probably still kick your ass in Olympic-style fencing, which is a hell of lot more of a man's sport than a bunch of overpaid pussies playing with a basketball.

In case you havent noticed, the world has invented guns which makes your fencing skills irrelevant.

Again, no fencing skills here. The entire quote is in my profile if you want to know who said it.

IAmRight: Pretty much all of the Newsflashes ever have been worthless.

Fark has been worthless, except for radio shows to build clips to talk about.

CavalierEternal: steamingpile: CavalierEternal: I could probably still kick your ass in Olympic-style fencing, which is a hell of lot more of a man's sport than a bunch of overpaid pussies playing with a basketball.

In case you havent noticed, the world has invented guns which makes your fencing skills irrelevant.

Again, no fencing skills here. The entire quote is in my profile if you want to know who said it.

Ehhhh Im too drunk and tired to do research

steamingpile: CavalierEternal: steamingpile: CavalierEternal: I could probably still kick your ass in Olympic-style fencing, which is a hell of lot more of a man's sport than a bunch of overpaid pussies playing with a basketball.

In case you havent noticed, the world has invented guns which makes your fencing skills irrelevant.

Again, no fencing skills here. The entire quote is in my profile if you want to know who said it.

Ehhhh Im too drunk and tired to do research

redmid17: CavalierEternal: steamingpile: CavalierEternal: I could probably still kick your ass in Olympic-style fencing, which is a hell of lot more of a man's sport than a bunch of overpaid pussies playing with a basketball.

In case you havent noticed, the world has invented guns which makes your fencing skills irrelevant.

Again, no fencing skills here. The entire quote is in my profile if you want to know who said it.

You just revealed your lack of defensive skills. Now I can take you out with my sweet bowstaff skills.

Honest Bender: I thought the whole point of having a Sports tab was so that the rest of us didn't have to see this crap.

It would be nice if the politics tab and the regular retards there never bled unto the main page. Oh wait, you're regular retard there, aren't you?

IAmRight: muck4doo: lulz. While you are all focused on Manning, the Cowboys just had an awesome free agency season. See ya in the play-offs.

Teams better than the Cowboys:
Green Bay
Detroit
Chicago
New York
San Francisco
Seattle
New Orleans
Atlanta

Maybe even Philly!

Good luck! You're going to need it!

That was last season. Pay attention. Cowboys have been filling holes quite nicely this year. They still have the draft coming up. It's gonna be an improved team whether you like it or not.

I just came into say that this headline is awesome. Grats subby.

muck4doo: That was last season. Pay attention. Cowboys have been filling holes quite nicely this year. They still have the draft coming up. It's gonna be an improved team whether you like it or not.

This sounds like every cowboy fans mantra since jimmy J's players have left and jerry has been left running the ship alone.

IAmRight: muck4doo: lulz. While you are all focused on Manning, the Cowboys just had an awesome free agency season. See ya in the play-offs.

Teams better than the Cowboys:
Green Bay
Detroit
Chicago
New York
San Francisco
Seattle
New Orleans
Atlanta

Maybe even Philly!

Good luck! You're going to need it!

Seattle, Atlanta and Detroit are a push vs. Dallas.
You're right on the others though.

CavalierEternal: OH FOR F*CK SAKE, ALREADY?!

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For fark's sake, Holmgren, I drank myself into thinking Brandon Weeden could be the next Kurt Warner. Don't you dare even think of this.

robsul82: Oh, and Kamerion Wimbley is going to sign with the Titans.

Worst. Consolation Prize. Ever.

robsul82: LOL, the Olympic-style fencing reference never gets old.

CavalierEternal: 68 stories in just over three years for me, including a pair of sports stories to the main page. Truly, I'm worse than Hitler.

1,199. Clearly a robsul82 2012 YouTube video should be made, for all those invisible Farkers and all.

fark me in the ass. I truly wonder what the stats would be if fark kept post counts.

Just flew into Denver. I knew that it would a big deal here, but during my drive from Kansas (the airport) to the Tech Center it's all I heard for 30 minutes.

Callers truly think that Elway was threatened by Tebow's awesomeness and conspired to banish him from Denver lest his legacy be eclipsed by Tebow. This is more hilarious than when I was in Atlanta when Vick got busted and I had sports talk callers theorized that the Feds set him up because they're resentful of a successful black athlete. Yeah, that Michael Vick. The one who would be successful if his legs were his arms.

Odd... seems like someone is missing from this thread

Rapmaster2000: Callers truly think that Elway was threatened by Tebow's awesomeness and conspired to banish him from Denver lest his legacy be eclipsed by Tebow.

Sports radio callers inhabit the same level of hell as Rush Limbaugh or Howard Stern callers.

The only sport worth reading about is that which is beneficial for the mind and spirit like chess or crossword puzzles.