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(ESPN) NewsFlash God to replace Jesus in Denver   (espn.go.com) divider line 860
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2012-03-19 12:32:29 PM
And so it begins...
 
2012-03-19 12:32:43 PM
I thought the whole point of having a Sports tab was so that the rest of us didn't have to see this crap.
 
2012-03-19 12:32:47 PM
Woo!! Get to watch rivers beat him twice a year now!
 
2012-03-19 12:32:56 PM
WIll Jesus be resurrected as a fullback?
 
2012-03-19 12:33:06 PM
Ahahahahahhaha.

Suck it Tebow.
 
2012-03-19 12:33:08 PM

Otto's_Jacket: And so it begins...


Or ends depending on your point of view
 
2012-03-19 12:33:10 PM
God can't win more than one Super Bowl?

/probably not a good idea for someone with a weak neck, especially one who plays football, to piss God off
 
2012-03-19 12:33:13 PM
Morgan Freeman is replacing Tim Tebow???
 
2012-03-19 12:33:22 PM

Honest Bender: I thought the whole point of having a Sports tab was so that the rest of us didn't have to see this crap.


U mad? Yeah u mad
 
2012-03-19 12:33:30 PM
Booooooo at the Mods for insta-greening their own headlines!

Also, I love "Sports on the main page" butthurt.
 
2012-03-19 12:33:33 PM

SoCalSurfer: Woo!! Get to watch rivers beat him twice a year now!


Unless its one of the first four games. Or the play offs
 
2012-03-19 12:33:54 PM
Is this even a good idea for the Broncos? I don't think Peyton with pull a Favre, but he only has so many years left. Also Tebow is young, and could be trained into a decent qb.
 
2012-03-19 12:34:00 PM
"NEWS FLASH?" Really?
 
2012-03-19 12:34:22 PM
Here's to hoping the Jags pick him up!
 
2012-03-19 12:34:28 PM

thecpt: SoCalSurfer: Woo!! Get to watch rivers beat him twice a year now!

Unless its one of the first four games. Or the play offs


Um, they beat him on the reg in the playoffs. Manning is the only one they can beat.
 
2012-03-19 12:34:40 PM
And I looked, and behold... There I saw a pale horse. And his name was Peyton.
 
2012-03-19 12:34:43 PM
Congratulations to the Denver Broncos on signing the second best Manning brother.
 
2012-03-19 12:34:51 PM

Honest Bender: I thought the whole point of having a Sports tab was so that the rest of us didn't have to see this crap.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-03-19 12:34:53 PM

Honest Bender: I thought the whole point of having a Sports tab was so that the rest of us didn't have to see this crap.


And yet you still took the time to comment.

Also, anybody else surprised he didn't go with the 49ers?
 
2012-03-19 12:34:56 PM
I will still post ponies during the broncos games.

/mwahahhaha
 
2012-03-19 12:35:04 PM
Great headline subby.
 
2012-03-19 12:35:05 PM

demonfaerie: Is this even a good idea for the Broncos? I don't think Peyton with pull a Favre, but he only has so many years left. Also Tebow is young, and could be trained into a decent qb.


If Peyton signed a 5 year contract, he's going to be aorund for five years. Tebow is young, but he cannot be trained into a decent QB.
 
2012-03-19 12:35:08 PM
There's two more stories here.

1) We're now on "Tebow Watch"
2) Houston has now locked up the AFC South for the next 3-4 years.
 
2012-03-19 12:35:11 PM

CavalierEternal: Booooooo at the Mods for insta-greening their own headlines!

 
2012-03-19 12:35:23 PM
"I have decided to take my talents to Denver, where little Timmy Tebow will make like an altar boy."
 
2012-03-19 12:35:29 PM

Otto's_Jacket: And so it begins...


Detective Lieutenant.
 
2012-03-19 12:35:42 PM
Damaged goods.

/but we shall see
 
2012-03-19 12:36:05 PM
I didn't realize that God was not as awesome as Tom Brady
 
2012-03-19 12:36:09 PM
What does God need with a backup QB?
 
2012-03-19 12:36:14 PM
who cares? the Broncos (we) keep Von Miller, AP Defensive Rookie of the year for the 2011-2012 season
 
2012-03-19 12:36:14 PM
As a Raiders fan, all I can say is fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
 
2012-03-19 12:36:15 PM
As a Broncos fan from before the existence of the Panthers, this is the happiest I've been since the 2005 playoffs. I would feel proud to wear my Vance Johnson jersey, if it wasn't sized to fit an 8-year-old me.
 
2012-03-19 12:36:35 PM
Who would have thought Peyton was a tool of Satan?
 
2012-03-19 12:36:42 PM

demonfaerie: Is this even a good idea for the Broncos? I don't think Peyton with pull a Favre, but he only has so many years left. Also Tebow is young, and could be trained into a decent qb.


It's not, but the Broncos are managed by morons who have no long-term vision.

Manning sucked outdoors and he sucked in the cold when he was healthy. Let's pay a sh*tton of money to a guy who just spent the last year on the sidelines and might never be what he was, then let's pay a lot to put him in the conditions wherein he performed worst, with terrible skill talent around him!
 
2012-03-19 12:36:44 PM
How long until Broncos' fans start breaking their legs jumping from the Tebow bandwagon?
 
2012-03-19 12:36:52 PM
Relevant butthurt:

No. I get this shiat in my inbox. That's what Newsflash does, and I don't think guys playing with balls is particularly newsworthy.

And in response to your childish taunt:

"WAHHH! I MUST DEFEND SPORTS BECAUSE THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ELSE INTERESTING OR INTELLIGENT ABOUT ME AND IT DEFINES ME AS A MAN! WAAAHHH!"

Oh, and for your information, my teenage boxing record was 18-3-1. I was undefeated on the fencing team in college. And I kicked ass at little league playing third base until I got in a fight and took a crowbar to the back, so fark you.

I could probably still kick your ass in Olympic-style fencing, which is a hell of lot more of a man's sport than a bunch of overpaid pussies playing with a basketball.
 
2012-03-19 12:36:53 PM
Mark my words: Tim Tebow will become the next Tom Brady.

Not that I'm saying Manning is going to get Drew Bledsoe'ed, but I'm expecting Manning to get his Obi Wan Kenobi on and instill some skills into Tebow so that in 3-5 years time Tebow will actually succeed.
 
2012-03-19 12:36:59 PM
Can't wait to watch the afc west next year.
 
2012-03-19 12:37:05 PM

JerseyTim: Congratulations to the Denver Broncos on signing the second best Manning brother.


And this is what happens when Sports stories get posted on the general tab.

/Continue stupidity
 
2012-03-19 12:37:19 PM
from denver, so quite happy that annoying fundy farkup will be some other cities problem. we need someone who spends more time practicing playing football than kowtowing to his invisible sky fairy for help doing it.
 
2012-03-19 12:37:29 PM

Deadhouseplants: Morgan Freeman is replacing Tim Tebow???


or George Burns
/lawn off get it
 
2012-03-19 12:37:37 PM

AnotherBluesStringer: Also, anybody else surprised he didn't go with the 49ers?


I never really considered the Niners to be in it. I'm actually surprised he didn't pick the Titans. They literally would've built a statue for him in Tennessee.
 
2012-03-19 12:37:47 PM

Deadhouseplants: Morgan Freeman is replacing Tim Tebow???


George Burns > Morgan Freeman > Tebow
 
2012-03-19 12:38:09 PM

redmid17: If Peyton signed a 5 year contract, he's going to be aorund for five years.


Just like the one he signed with Indianapolis, right?
 
2012-03-19 12:38:20 PM
Peyton will be out by the third game of the season. He's damaged hasbeen why would anyone sign him.
 
2012-03-19 12:38:41 PM

expobill: Deadhouseplants: Morgan Freeman is replacing Tim Tebow???

or George Burns
/lawn off get it


Dammit!

/slouches, gets off your lawn
 
2012-03-19 12:38:44 PM

LegacyDL: Mark my words: Tim Tebow will become the next Tom Brady.

Not that I'm saying Manning is going to get Drew Bledsoe'ed, but I'm expecting Manning to get his Obi Wan Kenobi on and instill some skills into Tebow so that in 3-5 years time Tebow will actually succeed.


Proving the brilliance of Josh McDaniels. Because when you draft a player in the first round, you want to be sure he will be able to succeed in 5-7 years.
 
2012-03-19 12:38:52 PM
And the Broncos are already looking to trade Tebow.
 
2012-03-19 12:38:53 PM
Jaysis, there is some plutonium grade butthurt going on all over the internets in the comments.

/ and apparantly some in here as well
 
2012-03-19 12:39:00 PM
Yawn...

Maybe Tebow will model Jockey products full time now.... the boy looks damn good in those tight boxers.

But as a football player? Meh....
 
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