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(Big 1059)   Fark's favorite chain-smoking 8 yr old sent to rehab   (big1059.com ) divider line
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10189 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Mar 2012 at 12:40 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-03-19 12:42:23 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

?
 
2012-03-19 12:43:02 PM  
Just dont give him Skittles and tea..
 
2012-03-19 12:44:23 PM  
"This is our attempt to save children from nicotine addiction,"

....
 
2012-03-19 12:54:24 PM  
Give him an e-cig!

We should issue e-cigs in schools to ALL THE EIGHT-YEAR-OLDS!!!
 
2012-03-19 12:58:05 PM  
I would watch a 2 min video of an 8 year old having a ballistic nic fit.
 
2012-03-19 12:59:58 PM  
He's actually not my favorite 8 year old chain smoker.
 
2012-03-19 01:01:37 PM  

FreetardoRivera: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

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I was hoping for Latarian as well.
 
2012-03-19 01:04:43 PM  
i.imgur.com

The only smoking cure with a 100% success rate.
 
2012-03-19 01:10:47 PM  
He said: no, no, nooooo
 
2012-03-19 01:12:35 PM  
Quitters Inc.?
 
2012-03-19 01:14:59 PM  
Obama's only eight? Do the birthers know about this?
 
2012-03-19 01:27:33 PM  

antron: He said: no, no, nooooo


Came for the Amy Winehouse reference, leaving satisfied.

/worked for a cancer center
//never smoked a day in my life
///still drinks like a fish
 
2012-03-19 01:49:22 PM  
A guy's walking down the street and sees little Johnny smoking a cigarette.

He says, 'Kid, you're too young to smoke. How old are you?'

Johnny says, 'Six.'

The guy says, 'Six? When did you start smoking?'

Johnny says, 'Right after the first time I got laid.'

The guy says, 'Right after the first time you got laid? When was that?'

Johnny says, 'I don't remember. I was drunk.'
 
2012-03-19 02:01:24 PM  

dryknife: A guy's walking down the street and sees little Johnny smoking a cigarette.

He says, 'Kid, you're too young to smoke. How old are you?'

Johnny says, 'Six.'

The guy says, 'Six? When did you start smoking?'

Johnny says, 'Right after the first time I got laid.'

The guy says, 'Right after the first time you got laid? When was that?'

Johnny says, 'I don't remember. I was drunk.'


*snerk*

Bravo!
 
2012-03-19 02:47:59 PM  
Ron Paul approves of 4 pack a day for 8 year olds liberty.
 
2012-03-19 02:53:37 PM  

dryknife: A guy's walking down the street and sees little Johnny smoking a cigarette.

He says, 'Kid, you're too young to smoke. How old are you?'

Johnny says, 'Six.'

The guy says, 'Six? When did you start smoking?'

Johnny says, 'Right after the first time I got laid.'

The guy says, 'Right after the first time you got laid? When was that?'

Johnny says, 'I don't remember. I was drunk.'


I approve of this.
 
2012-03-19 05:56:40 PM  
to thwart children of that age just put the smokes on the top shelf. let them smoke when they can afford to with a paper route at age 8 or 9 like most kids.
 
2012-03-19 09:14:18 PM  
dryknife - I LOL'ed.

Excellent. Must remember this joke (I suck at telling jokes, BTW, but this one might just go over)
 
2012-03-19 09:35:28 PM  
No, Subby, no.
It is some unknown 8 year old.
TFA even says that the video of the 2 year old came out 2 years ago.
So that pathetic crotchfruit is only 4 years old.
 
2012-03-20 09:02:48 PM  
Is that all they're smoking?After all it is India.
 
2012-03-20 09:13:26 PM  
Spoonie's legit! (new window)
 
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