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bigpete53		2012-03-19 11:10:20 AM

His house is in Kenner? Oh, that's funnier than hell.

dopeydwarf		2012-03-19 11:25:15 AM

Completely unrelated but too funny not to share.
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Mugato		2012-03-19 12:19:00 PM

A rapper who can't handle his finances? Teh hell you say!

gilgigamesh		2012-03-19 12:49:59 PM

He's got $5 mil in federal tax liens?

I mean, everyone knows the old stereotype about music guys or entertainers being dipshiats with their money, but damn. This guy was getting like a million a song to appear for like 30 seconds on other people's tracks, and he must have dozens upon dozens of tracks he's appeared on over the last three or four years.

Either he is so rich he simply doesn't know or care about this paltry 5 mil and his accountant will eventually just write a check, or he's managed to blow $100 million or whatever in the space of a couple of years.

Neither one would surprise me I suppose.

gilgigamesh		2012-03-19 12:52:21 PM

OK, according to celebrity net worth dot com he is worth $95 million.

If so it was the former option.

Apos		2012-03-19 02:09:39 PM

HOAs are evil.

SharkTrager		2012-03-19 02:13:50 PM

WHAT!

jayhawk88		2012-03-19 02:15:53 PM

He should think about hiring a local kid to cut it for him.

Dead for Tax Reasons		2012-03-19 02:21:23 PM

smokin them tweeds and everything

tricycleracer		2012-03-19 02:34:35 PM

Lil Wayne's 10,000-square-foot Kenner, La., "celebrity" mansion, on sale for $1.7 million, has been cited for high grass...

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hoho19		2012-03-19 02:49:22 PM

Code compliance cited me in February for having high grass...It's February why the crap should I be mowing...Then last week I noticed a note on my garage door. it was the neighborhood "COP" (citizen on patrol) letting me know that my yard looked unsightly and I should clean up the weeds or he could tell code compliance on me. Really you have nothing better to do you old fart. My lawn is maybe 5 inches tall and we are growing sunflowers in a patch of lawn, like we do every year. Bastard.

StrangeQ		2012-03-19 03:05:26 PM

gilgigamesh: He's got $5 mil in federal tax liens?

I mean, everyone knows the old stereotype about music guys or entertainers being dipshiats with their money, but damn. This guy was getting like a million a song to appear for like 30 seconds on other people's tracks, and he must have dozens upon dozens of tracks he's appeared on over the last three or four years.

Either he is so rich he simply doesn't know or care about this paltry 5 mil and his accountant will eventually just write a check, or he's managed to blow $100 million or whatever in the space of a couple of years.

Neither one would surprise me I suppose.

That part confused me. $5 million in leins against a $1.7 million mansion? How does that work, exactly?

gilgigamesh		2012-03-19 03:06:47 PM

StrangeQ: That part confused me. $5 million in leins against a $1.7 million mansion? How does that work, exactly?

Income tax liens. It means he isn't paying his taxes to Uncle Sam.

StrangeQ		2012-03-19 03:11:58 PM

gilgigamesh: StrangeQ: That part confused me. $5 million in leins against a $1.7 million mansion? How does that work, exactly?

Income tax liens. It means he isn't paying his taxes to Uncle Sam.

Ah. Figures. The farking IRS comes after me for $1000 in tuition deductions because the year I claimed them they didn't require the tax form that schools send out documenting your tuitition paid, but then assholes like this get to skate around with 5 mil in unpaid taxes.

dj_spanmaster		2012-03-19 03:55:18 PM

I had no idea he was in that. To be fair, it's been crap since season 3.

ExperianScaresCthulhu		2012-03-19 04:23:36 PM

gilgigamesh: doesn't know or care about this paltry 5 mil and his accountant will eventually just write a check, or he's managed to blow $100 million or whatever in the space of a couple of years.

Neither one would surprise me I suppose.

I've always wondered about this. Where are these guys' accountants? how much are the accountants skimming?

brantgoose		2012-03-19 04:45:49 PM

Really, I thought he'd be more of a closet gardener.

downstairs		2012-03-19 05:25:03 PM

bigpete53: His house is in Kenner? Oh, that's funnier than hell.

Came here to say that. Kenner?! How.... ummmm.... not crunk.

downstairs		2012-03-19 05:27:36 PM

gilgigamesh: OK, according to celebrity net worth dot com he is worth $95 million.

If so it was the former option.

Yeah but what does "worth" mean? He probably doesn't have much cash, but has $95 million in property (everything, not just real estate). Most of which he couldn't actually sell for much to make it liquid.

I know my technical net worth... but there's no way I could get rid of everything to produce that much in actual cash.

bigpete53		2012-03-19 05:35:25 PM

downstairs: bigpete53: His house is in Kenner? Oh, that's funnier than hell.

Came here to say that. Kenner?! How.... ummmm.... not crunk.

If you don't mind, I'm going to add you to the list of NOLA farkers in my profile.

downstairs		2012-03-19 05:49:25 PM

bigpete53: downstairs: bigpete53: His house is in Kenner? Oh, that's funnier than hell.

Came here to say that. Kenner?! How.... ummmm.... not crunk.

If you don't mind, I'm going to add you to the list of NOLA farkers in my profile.

Yep, go nuts. I actually have a larger list than you, I'll send it along if you want it. I always like knowing which farkers are in NOLA. Its my favorites list, not in my public profile.

bigpete53		2012-03-19 06:03:51 PM

downstairs: bigpete53: downstairs: bigpete53: His house is in Kenner? Oh, that's funnier than hell.

Came here to say that. Kenner?! How.... ummmm.... not crunk.

If you don't mind, I'm going to add you to the list of NOLA farkers in my profile.

Yep, go nuts. I actually have a larger list than you, I'll send it along if you want it. I always like knowing which farkers are in NOLA. Its my favorites list, not in my public profile.

Be happy to have it.

downstairs		2012-03-19 06:24:30 PM

bigpete53: downstairs: bigpete53: downstairs: bigpete53: His house is in Kenner? Oh, that's funnier than hell.

Came here to say that. Kenner?! How.... ummmm.... not crunk.

If you don't mind, I'm going to add you to the list of NOLA farkers in my profile.

Yep, go nuts. I actually have a larger list than you, I'll send it along if you want it. I always like knowing which farkers are in NOLA. Its my favorites list, not in my public profile.

Be happy to have it.

Cool... just sent it to your UF email in your profile.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom		2012-03-19 06:37:53 PM

Honest question: is Little Wayne developmentally disabled? Everytime I see his high school yearbook photo he just strikes me as having Downs or some other form of retardation.

Laughingskull		2012-03-19 08:15:09 PM

StrangeQ: gilgigamesh: He's got $5 mil in federal tax liens?

I mean, everyone knows the old stereotype about music guys or entertainers being dipshiats with their money, but damn. This guy was getting like a million a song to appear for like 30 seconds on other people's tracks, and he must have dozens upon dozens of tracks he's appeared on over the last three or four years.

Either he is so rich he simply doesn't know or care about this paltry 5 mil and his accountant will eventually just write a check, or he's managed to blow $100 million or whatever in the space of a couple of years.

Neither one would surprise me I suppose.

That part confused me. $5 million in leins against a $1.7 million mansion? How does that work, exactly?

it's hard to comprehend.