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(The Citizen)   Is that a nipple chain in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?   (thelocal.se ) divider line
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12630 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Mar 2012 at 2:07 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-03-19 11:28:54 AM  
His pants? Well this just got a lot less fun.
 
2012-03-19 11:54:20 AM  
The man took his time browsing around the shop, which is called Ladyland

Manual or electric?
 
2012-03-19 01:04:45 PM  
I don't like hooks and nipples together in the same sentence. Ow!
 
2012-03-19 02:12:45 PM  
nipple chain in your pants

i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-03-19 02:13:31 PM  
img.photobucket.com

I prefer nipple belts, personally.
 
2012-03-19 02:15:05 PM  
Okay, but what did he have up his arse?
 
2012-03-19 02:15:13 PM  
Could this be the girlfriend in question?
You could hang laundry between them.
www.thelocal.se
 
2012-03-19 02:16:37 PM  
His views of self worth are pretty low. He could be a politician.
 
2012-03-19 02:17:23 PM  
Yarna d'al Gargan approves.
www.wearysloth.com
 
2012-03-19 02:17:56 PM  
I'd like to see some AW with one of those on with a cross in the middle.
 
2012-03-19 02:18:12 PM  
Nipple chain in his pants? I only have one question.... JUST HOW LONG IS THIS KIDS TITTIES!!!
 
2012-03-19 02:18:15 PM  
Came for Ed Gein picture, leaving creeped out.
 
2012-03-19 02:18:43 PM  

Ghastly: I don't like hooks and nipples together in the same sentence. Ow!


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-03-19 02:22:38 PM  
When asked why he was stealing, the teen said that he had been having a bad time at home recently and that the reason he stole was to feel a sense of achievement, reported the paper.


I'm not an expert, but isn't there a better way to feel a sense of achievement than to fail spectacularly?
 
2012-03-19 02:22:49 PM  
Nice photo accompanying the article.
 
2012-03-19 02:23:33 PM  
OK, let's see here. Safe search off... Google images...


Really...
 
2012-03-19 02:25:21 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Nipple chain in his pants? I only have one question.... JUST HOW LONG IS THIS KIDS TITTIES!!!


Meh. It's just an extra long chain that runs to his wallet, as was the style back before I had an onion affixed to my belt.
 
2012-03-19 02:29:10 PM  

QuinnTheFetus: Five percent nation of nippleclamps...


/obscure?


i105.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-19 02:30:07 PM  

knightofargh: cowgirl toffee: Nipple chain in his pants? I only have one question.... JUST HOW LONG IS THIS KIDS TITTIES!!!

Meh. It's just an extra long chain that runs to his wallet, as was the style back before I had an onion affixed to my belt.


Whew. That's a relief. I was picturing some kid with boobs down to his knees. You know... just like a dirty hippie.

How's that "burn the bra policy" working now?!
 
2012-03-19 02:32:01 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Whew. That's a relief. I was picturing some kid with boobs down to his knees. You know... just like a dirty hippie.

How's that "burn the bra policy" working now?!


Not very well. It's 82 degrees in Ohio in March, the greenhouse gasses released from those bras are broiling us alive.
 
2012-03-19 02:34:37 PM  
Ah, The Local. Tabloid news in English that isn't afraid to publish anything that gives them an excuse to post tits.
 
2012-03-19 02:35:44 PM  

knightofargh: cowgirl toffee: Whew. That's a relief. I was picturing some kid with boobs down to his knees. You know... just like a dirty hippie.

How's that "burn the bra policy" working now?!

Not very well. It's 82 degrees in Ohio in March, the greenhouse gasses released from those bras are broiling us alive.


77 here in Tennessee. It's all of that moonshine makin'. :)
 
2012-03-19 02:42:35 PM  

cowgirl toffee: knightofargh: cowgirl toffee: Whew. That's a relief. I was picturing some kid with boobs down to his knees. You know... just like a dirty hippie.

How's that "burn the bra policy" working now?!

Not very well. It's 82 degrees in Ohio in March, the greenhouse gasses released from those bras are broiling us alive.

77 here in Tennessee. It's all of that moonshine makin'. :)


No 'shine in this part of the world. We have depressing mass produced knock-off 'shine instead.

On the plus side, the 'shiners aren't having to boil their stills right now.

/what off topic trainwreck?
 
2012-03-19 02:43:23 PM  

swahnhennessy: Ah, The Local. Tabloid news in English that isn't afraid to publish anything that gives them an excuse to post tits.


Otherwise they would have to GTFO.
 
2012-03-19 02:44:46 PM  

knightofargh: cowgirl toffee: knightofargh: cowgirl toffee: ...

/what off topic trainwreck?


Nah. Nipple rings and shine go together like baseball and fishing poles.
 
2012-03-19 02:47:34 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Nah. Nipple rings and shine go together like baseball and fishing poles.


A guy could have a hell of a weekend in Vegas with those four things.

Apparently fatigue, dehydration and head injuries make me think weird.
 
2012-03-19 02:59:28 PM  

cowgirl toffee: knightofargh: cowgirl toffee: knightofargh: cowgirl toffee: ...

/what off topic trainwreck?

Nah. Nipple rings and shine go together like baseball and fishing poles.


You sound like someone who's never gotten her nipple piercing caught on a lure.
 
2012-03-19 03:01:32 PM  

elev8meL8r: cowgirl toffee: knightofargh: cowgirl toffee: knightofargh: cowgirl toffee: ...

/what off topic trainwreck?

Nah. Nipple rings and shine go together like baseball and fishing poles.

You sound like someone who's never gotten her nipple piercing caught on a lure.


Haha on you. I got both of my nipples pierced. :P
 
2012-03-19 03:07:59 PM  

cowgirl toffee: elev8meL8r: cowgirl toffee: knightofargh: cowgirl toffee: knightofargh: cowgirl toffee: ...

/what off topic trainwreck?

Nah. Nipple rings and shine go together like baseball and fishing poles.

You sound like someone who's never gotten her nipple piercing caught on a lure.

Haha on you. I got both of my nipples pierced. :P


And knowing you, it was with fishhooks anyway.
 
2012-03-19 03:08:44 PM  

cowgirl toffee: elev8meL8r: cowgirl toffee: knightofargh: cowgirl toffee: knightofargh: cowgirl toffee: ...

/what off topic trainwreck?

Nah. Nipple rings and shine go together like baseball and fishing poles.

You sound like someone who's never gotten her nipple piercing caught on a lure.

Haha on you. I got both of my nipples pierced. :P


I think this is where someone is supposed to say "Pics or it didn't happen" or somesuch.
 
2012-03-19 03:15:45 PM  

knightofargh: cowgirl toffee: elev8meL8r: cowgirl toffee: knightofargh: cowgirl toffee: knightofargh: cowgirl toffee: ...

...

And knowing you, it was with fishhooks anyway.


AND... I might have bullets dangling from the fishhooks.

/I'm sad for the kid lacking imagination and just having a chain. :/
 
2012-03-19 03:45:32 PM  
+1 "Pics or it didn't happen"
 
2012-03-19 04:06:33 PM  
If you are steeling nipple chains, you are stealing just to be stealing.
 
2012-03-19 04:08:28 PM  

FloydA: QuinnTheFetus: Five percent nation of nippleclamps...


/obscure?

[i105.photobucket.com image 468x285]


5,10,15,20...
 
2012-03-19 04:14:14 PM  
Theft detection system? Let down. I was hoping he took a few steps towards the door befo- AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
 
2012-03-19 04:19:33 PM  
I found the picture in the article educational as well as entertaining.
 
2012-03-19 04:22:13 PM  

JackieRabbit: Okay, but what did he have up his arse?


yogurt up his arse and a popsicle stick in his mouth
 
2012-03-19 04:29:42 PM  

DreamyAltarBoy: FloydA: QuinnTheFetus: Five percent nation of nippleclamps...


/obscure?

[i105.photobucket.com image 468x285]

5,10,15,20...


The People's Republic of lemony fresh.
 
2012-03-19 04:35:53 PM  

FloydA: DreamyAltarBoy: FloydA: QuinnTheFetus: Five percent nation of nippleclamps...


/obscure?

[i105.photobucket.com image 468x285]

5,10,15,20...

The People's Republic of lemony fresh.


The people's republic of chocolaty-o-licious
 
2012-03-19 04:39:27 PM  
Can't it be both?
 
2012-03-19 04:54:43 PM  
Nipple Chain would make a good band name.
 
2012-03-19 05:00:44 PM  
OH MY GOODNESS.

Why did I just GIS "nipple chain?"

/I don't even get half of what I just saw
//I... I... I'm scarred
 
2012-03-19 05:04:40 PM  

DreamyAltarBoy: FloydA: DreamyAltarBoy: FloydA: QuinnTheFetus: Five percent nation of nippleclamps...


/obscure?

[i105.photobucket.com image 468x285]

5,10,15,20...

The People's Republic of lemony fresh.

The people's republic of chocolaty-o-licious


i105.photobucket.com
i105.photobucket.com
i105.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-19 05:05:15 PM  
craftastrophe.net

nipple chain?
 
2012-03-19 07:58:16 PM  

QuinnTheFetus: Five percent nation of nippleclamps...


/obscure?


a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2012-03-19 08:07:05 PM  
www.thelocal.se

When you have grasped them firmly by the nipple chain their hearts and minds just naturally follow.

a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2012-03-19 08:32:59 PM  
We've completely blown a good chance to post many more examples of what a nipple chain is.
 
2012-03-19 09:32:36 PM  

Sticky Hands: When asked why he was stealing, the teen said that he had been having a bad time at home recently and that the reason he stole was to feel a sense of achievement, reported the paper.


I'm not an expert, but isn't there a better way to feel a sense of achievement than to fail spectacularly?


I'd say he needs to spend a few days playing Mass Effect 3, oh wait...

/Marauder Shields 2012!
 
2012-03-19 11:01:26 PM  

Ghastly: QuinnTheFetus: Five percent nation of nippleclamps...


/obscure?

[a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net image 640x577]


goddamit, Ghastly.
 
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