Mugato: "One of the great blessings I've had in every political campaign is people underestimate me, people underestimate what God can do,"

Did he just call himself God? I mean I wouldn't put it past him.

Nah, he just takes God yachting sometimes.

Mugato: "One of the great blessings I've had in every political campaign is people underestimate me, people underestimate what God can do,"

Did he just call himself God? I mean I wouldn't put it past him.

Well, that is what he prefers his dozen child-brides call him.

Mugato: "One of the great blessings I've had in every political campaign is people underestimate me, people underestimate what God can do,"

Did he just call himself God? I mean I wouldn't put it past him.

Isn't that 0bama's line? After all, you guys treat him like the mesiah.

Mearen:

Isn't that 0bama's line? After all, you guys treat him like the mesiah.

Really? Still spouting that tired old line?

What "friends who own gas companies" might look like

it wouldn't surprise me in the least if those words came out of his mouth.

xanadian: Romney, your a idiot, but I'd much rather see you as the nominee than that farkturd Santorum.

Are you joking? Sanatorum would be epic.

+1 subby. Would lol again.

Mugato: Did he just call himself God? I mean I wouldn't put it past him.

He's not God, but he does have weekly lessons on how to be more God-like. I'm not sure what Mitt is charging him.

For some reason I thought the headline said Matt Damon not Mitt Romney and I was very confused for a minute.

Is Mitt a man or is he a messiah?

Mearen: Mugato: "One of the great blessings I've had in every political campaign is people underestimate me, people underestimate what God can do,"

Did he just call himself God? I mean I wouldn't put it past him.

Isn't that 0bama's line? After all, you guys treat him like the mesiah.

0/10.
Way too obvious. At no point in your incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a decent troll. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.

Sueil: For some reason I thought the headline said Matt Damon not Mitt Romney and I was very confused for a minute.

Yeah, Damon already has the female demographic locked up.

"You've got moms that are driving their kids to school and practice after school and other appointments and wonder how they can afford putting gasoline in the car, at the same time putting food on the table night after night,"

And a tax plan to the right of George W's will put more money in the hands of those moms or something. Woman or man you have to be high on crack to support a republican if you are anything other than super rich.

What the fark kind of woman supports this whack-job?

Don't vote with your vagina (it leaves the pencil sticky) but don't vote against it either! Holy fark ladies.

"The non-slut, non-whore, non-baby killing female demographic" - any woman that fits this criteria in the GOP's psychotic eyes is going to vote straight-ticket Republican anyway, aren't they? I can't imagine that their husbands would give them much of a choice.

And how can this be? For he is the Kwisatz Haderach!

Mearen: After all, you guys treat him like the mesiah

Come back wh3n you can spell

You know, I actually did have to RTFA just to make sure he didn't say the quote in the headline. After this debacle?



I really do think it's possible for anything to come out of that man's mouth. He's the gaffiest gaffer to ever gaffe. He's like Dan Quayle on steroids - no, take that back. Herp-aroids, or something.

Mitt Romney wants to save you gas money by stuffing you into a pet-taxi, strapping you to the roof of his car, and delivering you anywhere you want to go at break-neck speed. Free hosing with every purchase.

"You've got moms that are driving their kids to school and practice after school and other appointments and wonder how they can afford putting gasoline in the car, at the same time putting food on the table night after night," Romney told supporters at a pancake breakfast in Moline, Ill.

He feels our pain, and he loves pancakes too!

/Mitt Rmoney 2012.
//Despite his combat endo-skeleton he really is one of us.

Headso: "You've got moms that are driving their kids to school and practice after school and other appointments and wonder how they can afford putting gasoline in the car, at the same time putting food on the table night after night,"

And a tax plan to the right of George W's will put more money in the hands of those moms or something. Woman or man you have to be high on crack to support a republican if you are anything other than super rich.

If they're anything like my Dad's wife, they'll just vote however their husband votes. Because those damn successful African-Americans are bankrupting the country with their welfare checks or something. I don't know, I tried to talk politics with them at the last family event, but everything always went back to how poor people are lazy and "entitlements" and "welfare queens" are the real problems. Pretty masterful deflection; it made it impossible to talk about anything that actually matters.

xanadian: your a idiot

yup. your argh ;-)

Well, he does his own laundry when he stays in hotels, you see.

Again, moderates will ask themselves:

"Do I want Mitt Romney as the Commander in Chief of our military?"

And they're probably going to come up with, "No. I want the guy who caught Bin Laden and finally had the balls to pull us out of Iraq to be in charge of our soldiers. I want the guy who increased veterans' benefits, added decent body armor to the budget, and cut out reliance on the stop-loss program to be making decisions regarding my son/nephew/friends in the military. He may be a bit of a lame duck, but when it comes to military decisions, I trust Obama a hell of a lot more than I trust an out-of-touch, unproven, lifetime billionaire like Romney."

And then someone else will say, "But what about Santorum?"

And the moderates will laugh. They'll laugh so very, very hard.

does Mitt know ANYONE who isn't a multi-millionaire?

soup: If they're anything like my Dad's wife, they'll just vote however their husband votes. Because those damn successful African-Americans are bankrupting the country with their welfare checks or something. I don't know, I tried to talk politics with them at the last family event, but everything always went back to how poor people are lazy and "entitlements" and "welfare queens" are the real problems. Pretty masterful deflection; it made it impossible to talk about anything that actually matters.

They (as a group, you know "they") would much rather give that money to the job creators. It's like a sacrifice to the alter of the wealthy. They are more deserving than the poor because let's face it, they're rich.

I maintain that the wealthy have cost far more in taxpayer money than the poor and entitled. It's just not as blindingly obvious.

Just_a_Bear: does Mitt know ANYONE who isn't a multi-millionaire?

The guy that washes his cars. He doesn't know his name though.

He should roll back the prices on schooner tuna. You know, till things improve.

Old enough to know better: Mearen:

Isn't that 0bama's line? After all, you guys treat him like the mesiah.

Really? Still spouting that tired old line?

You don't pay attention to Obama supporters much do you?

Well women will certainly need to save money on gas when they have to pay full price for their non-insured birth control.

And seriously, WTF from TFA:

"You've got moms that are driving their kids to school and practice after school and other appointments and wonder how they can afford putting gasoline in the car, at the same time putting food on the table night after night."

Um. Mitt, douche? Some women work, and not just for a "hobby." I hear sometimes they even drive there. In fact if they're that badly off, that hypothetical mom is probably going to have to take a part-time job (even if she doesn't WANT to work) in order to make ends meet. Which is totally easy when you're taking care of a family (sic). But I'm sure giving tax breaks to the wealthy will trickle down to them eventually.

"I have friends who own gas companies and know how you feel"

AKA Society of Petroleum Industry Leaders

theorellior: Old enough to know better: Mearen:

Isn't that 0bama's line? After all, you guys treat him like the mesiah.

Really? Still spouting that tired old line?

I think this is a back-up alt created long ago so it has some built-in plausible deniability. The more it posts the more we can figure out which style it's using, and then we can ID the puppeteer.

There was some dumbass posting some really lame trolleriffic comments yesterday with a fresh-out-the-box login and it was just sad. At least this one gets points for trying.

The account created on that login and the comments it makes, you can just picture that guy signing up or creating an alt to give people shiat about W winning a second term.

/just a little to the left...

Typhoid: And seriously, WTF from TFA:

"You've got moms that are driving their kids to school and practice after school and other appointments and wonder how they can afford putting gasoline in the car, at the same time putting food on the table night after night."

Um. Mitt, douche? Some women work, and not just for a "hobby." I hear sometimes they even drive there.

Mitt on the rising cost of commodities and electricity "You got women trying to afford sammich meat and electricity to power their TVs for soap operas and their vacuums to keep the carpet clean."

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/just a little to the left...

epic lulz

Typhoid: Well women will certainly need to save money on gas when they have to pay full price for their non-insured birth control.

And seriously, WTF from TFA:

"You've got moms that are driving their kids to school and practice after school and other appointments and wonder how they can afford putting gasoline in the car, at the same time putting food on the table night after night."

Um. Mitt, douche? Some women work, and not just for a "hobby." I hear sometimes they even drive there. In fact if they're that badly off, that hypothetical mom is probably going to have to take a part-time job (even if she doesn't WANT to work) in order to make ends meet. Which is totally easy when you're taking care of a family (sic). But I'm sure giving tax breaks to the wealthy will trickle down to them eventually.

You've got your demographics mixed up. See, Mitt was talking to the non-slut, non-whore, non-baby killing female population. You know, the kind that only leaves the kitchen to take care of her children born in wedlock and take care of the house.

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/just a little to the left...

Is that his street name? R-Money in da hizzy!

Headso: Typhoid: And seriously, WTF from TFA:

"You've got moms that are driving their kids to school and practice after school and other appointments and wonder how they can afford putting gasoline in the car, at the same time putting food on the table night after night."

Um. Mitt, douche? Some women work, and not just for a "hobby." I hear sometimes they even drive there.

Mitt on the rising cost of commodities and electricity "You got women trying to afford sammich meat and electricity to power their TVs for soap operas and their vacuums to keep the carpet clean."

On education:
"You got women trying to help their kids with their math and science homework, two, sometimes three nights a week because their husbands have to work so late to put food on the table."

Summer Glau's Love Slave: "You've got moms that are driving their kids to school and practice after school and other appointments and wonder how they can afford putting gasoline in the car, at the same time putting food on the table night after night," Romney told supporters at a pancake breakfast in Moline, Ill.

He feels our pain, and he loves pancakes too!

/Mitt Rmoney 2012.
//Despite his combat endo-skeleton he really is one of us.

Underneath he has a hyperalloy combat chassis. Very tough. But hidden inside that chassis? A heart of gold.