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(Bleacher Report)   Tonight on a Very Special Episode of WWE Monday Night Raw, CM Punk will finally sort out his feelings about his alcoholic father, but not until after Chris Jericho drags poor Francis Punk's coffin away behind the Bluesmobile. 9 PM on USA   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 1582
    More: Interesting, Chris Jericho, Monday Night Raw, John Cena, Hell in a Cell, Shawn Michaels, Randy Orton, Triple H, CM Punk  
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2012-03-19 10:13:17 PM  
Beat him with nearly an inch of his life?

What?
 
2012-03-19 10:13:27 PM  
Shawn Michaels having difficulty seeing eye-to-eye with HHH here."
 
"Monsoon, sometimes the jokes write themselves."
 
"what... Oh will you stop?"
 
2012-03-19 10:13:45 PM  
Hey! Remember that HBK/Game promo that bored us all?

Here's the cliff's notes version.
 
2012-03-19 10:13:46 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "That was the best Rock promo he's given so far Monsoon"

"He didnt say anything!"

"Exactly!"


Still the only alt I've ever liked.

Fantastic.
 
2012-03-19 10:13:46 PM  

lurch_E_bean: So what was the point of that?

[i10.photobucket.com image 240x180]

Yeah, I don't know either, dude.

/Strap in for 45 minutes of HBK/HHH/Undertaker


I so look forward to Man Mountain Rock's weekly appearances.
 
2012-03-19 10:13:54 PM  
As much as you say Cena doesn't sell, him being able to give Henry an attitude adjustment is much more believable than rock being able to deliver a rock bottom. One involves using almost their entire body to pick him up then throw him down. The other involves a man picking up that same 450 pounds with basically 2 hands
 
2012-03-19 10:14:04 PM  
What message did The Rock send there? That guy you. Just beat? Yeah, I can beat him up after you do too?

Golly gee that's great.
 
2012-03-19 10:14:10 PM  

Fisty Bum: So...why did Mizark just get a Rock Bottom?


Because deep down Rock feels Mark never made Owen feel welcome in the Nation of Domination.
 
2012-03-19 10:14:12 PM  
So the WWE AARP group closes Raw in Philly? Please do what you do best Philly!
 
2012-03-19 10:14:15 PM  

nyrkah1: Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "You Nykrah1 Monsoon?"

"Nope, are you?"

"I don't even know how to pronounce that."

I'm nyrkah1 and I approve of this message.

/it isn't me boys and girls
//try again


IT WAS ME AUSTIN.....IT WAS ME

/not me
 
2012-03-19 10:14:26 PM  
If only going to live WWE events placed you in a lottery to crack Michael Cole upside the head with a steel chair..
 
2012-03-19 10:14:39 PM  

silgryphon: Did you enjoy yourself?


cdn1.hark.com
 
2012-03-19 10:14:55 PM  
Even JOHN CENA must bow to the collective mic time that Hunter, Shawn, and 'Taker require to properly sell their EPIC END OF AN ERA OH MY GOD SQUEEEEEE match.
 
2012-03-19 10:15:04 PM  

eagles95: So the WWE AARP group closes Raw in Philly? Please do what you do best Philly!


CHAIRS IN THE RING! CHAIRS IN THE RING!
 
2012-03-19 10:15:05 PM  

nyrkah1: Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "You Nykrah1 Monsoon?"

"Nope, are you?"

"I don't even know how to pronounce that."

I'm nyrkah1 and I approve of this message.

/it isn't me boys and girls
//try again


Broski!

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-03-19 10:15:27 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: What message did The Rock send there? That guy you. Just beat? Yeah, I can beat him up after you do too?

Golly gee that's great.


You may want to rethink your Cena love.

After Cena's done with them Rock runs in for sloppy seconds.
 
2012-03-19 10:15:40 PM  
Hey! When are you coming back to the prairies, WWE?

I .. I want to show off my sign making skills.
 
2012-03-19 10:15:50 PM  
Hell, Cena actually sold for most of that match. He looked woozy delivering the masturbation euphemism.

Until the AA, anyway.
 
2012-03-19 10:15:57 PM  
Wow, whole lot more Cena ball-garglers than I remember in the fWc.
 
2012-03-19 10:16:12 PM  

Dougie AXP: nyrkah1: Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "You Nykrah1 Monsoon?"

"Nope, are you?"

"I don't even know how to pronounce that."

I'm nyrkah1 and I approve of this message.

/it isn't me boys and girls
//try again

Broski!

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 640x360]


i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-19 10:16:33 PM  

TheManofPA: nyrkah1: Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "You Nykrah1 Monsoon?"

"Nope, are you?"

"I don't even know how to pronounce that."

I'm nyrkah1 and I approve of this message.

/it isn't me boys and girls
//try again

IT WAS ME AUSTIN.....IT WAS ME

/not me


i418.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-19 10:16:33 PM  

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: Hell, Cena actually sold for most of that match. He looked woozy delivering the masturbation euphemism.

Until the AA, anyway.


Hey, the man sold for two whole seconds, what do you want, NERDS
 
2012-03-19 10:16:36 PM  

Dr J Zoidberg: As much as you say Cena doesn't sell, him being able to give Henry an attitude adjustment is much more believable than rock being able to deliver a rock bottom. One involves using almost their entire body to pick him up then throw him down. The other involves a man picking up that same 450 pounds with basically 2 hands


Mark helped a LOT with that Rock Bottom by jumping as Rock went up. For a move like the AA, there's not much you can do when all of your weight is on someone's shoulders. You can help him pick you up, but he has to carry you all on his own.

Ever see a flipping piledriver? The guy on the receiving end is doing all the work.
 
2012-03-19 10:16:47 PM  

Dr J Zoidberg: As much as you say Cena doesn't sell, him being able to give Henry an attitude adjustment is much more believable than rock being able to deliver a rock bottom. One involves using almost their entire body to pick him up then throw him down. The other involves a man picking up that same 450 pounds with basically 2 hands


I'm sure Cena can squat 450.
 
2012-03-19 10:16:49 PM  

.
.
.

img.informer.com VS. icons.iconarchive.com VS. cdn.softcns.com

.
.
.

right?
 
2012-03-19 10:17:04 PM  

Owangotang: Wow, whole lot more Cena ball-garglers than I remember in the fWc.


Only the Rock's tired routine could turn us pro-Cena.

/I said it was tired, not that it isn't getting pops.
 
2012-03-19 10:17:06 PM  
Seeing Rock vs Henry there just reminded me that those two are the last two guys from back when wrestling was hardcore. End of an era really.
 
2012-03-19 10:17:16 PM  

Owangotang: Wow, whole lot more Cena ball-garglers than I remember in the fWc.


It's a recent thing. Ask robsul82 about it. He loves Cena now :-)
 
2012-03-19 10:17:24 PM  
Urination break.
 
2012-03-19 10:17:27 PM  
The useless Divas match at WM
 
2012-03-19 10:17:45 PM  
Does this count as a piss break?
 
2012-03-19 10:17:50 PM  
"Maria Menudos is apparently going to be in a divas tag match at Wrestlemania Brain."
 
"That's dangerous Monsoon."
 
"I know! I mean it's hazardous enough to put a no-talent, unskilled, pretty face that doesn't know a wristwatch from a wrist-lock in a tag match, but then to partner her with Maria Menudos... That's just carelessness."
 
2012-03-19 10:18:02 PM  
Eve is now Beth Phoenix's sidekick?
 
2012-03-19 10:18:07 PM  
Eve trumped Natalya as sidekick? BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
2012-03-19 10:18:07 PM  
BAH GAWD, CROSSPROMOTION ON EXTRA!
 
2012-03-19 10:18:08 PM  

Smiths: .
.
.
[img.informer.com image 32x32] VS. [icons.iconarchive.com image 32x32] VS. [cdn.softcns.com image 32x32]
.
.
.

right?


Right.

/post marked as funny
 
2012-03-19 10:18:14 PM  

LegacyDL: If only going to live WWE events placed you in a lottery to crack Michael Cole upside the head with a steel chair..


Actually they have something better.

"The Michael Cole Chair-Shot and Obstacle Course Challenge!"

Crack Cole upside the head with a chair, and the game is ON!

You'll have the entire arena for your playground as you dodge wreslters, security, and the police in an effort to escape!

Ever see "Running Man"? Well Schwartzenf*ck took these people on 1-on-1. What a p*ssy!

Greatest work out of your life AND the chance to be a hero to millions!

Do YOU have what it takes?
 
2012-03-19 10:18:15 PM  

nyrkah1: It's a recent thing. Ask robsul82 about it. He loves Cena now :-)


Oh yeah, I can't wait until the bubble is popped in two weeks and we can get back to normal.
 
2012-03-19 10:18:26 PM  
One of those ladies have to end up in porn one day.
 
2012-03-19 10:18:29 PM  
Whoa, did I just see continuity among the Divas?
 
2012-03-19 10:18:30 PM  
Wow, I wonder how hard they had to instruct that audience to act like they even knew who Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly KellyKelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly was?
 
2012-03-19 10:18:30 PM  
how are you "good"

I'm good!

let's talk wrestlemania

yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


Chelsea Handler rejected this crap. more power to her.
....

sigh...

big piss break
 
2012-03-19 10:18:50 PM  
There's the wrestlemania piss break
 
2012-03-19 10:18:51 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Eve trumped Natalya as sidekick? BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Unless Nattie is ringside at Mania, I call bullshait!
 
2012-03-19 10:19:02 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: lurch_E_bean: So what was the point of that?

[i10.photobucket.com image 240x180]

Yeah, I don't know either, dude.

/Strap in for 45 minutes of HBK/HHH/Undertaker

I so look forward to Man Mountain Rock's weekly appearances.


I love me some Man Mountain Rock. I was scared when he wasn't in his usual spot in the Brakus Wrestlecrap induction.
 
2012-03-19 10:19:05 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Maria Menudos is apparently going to be in a divas tag match at Wrestlemania Brain."
 
"That's dangerous Monsoon."
 
"I know! I mean it's hazardous enough to put a no-talent, unskilled, pretty face that doesn't know a wristwatch from a wrist-lock in a tag match, but then to partner her with Maria Menudos... That's just carelessness."


Officially the best alt on Fark.
 
2012-03-19 10:19:12 PM  

Morrius: Dr J Zoidberg: As much as you say Cena doesn't sell, him being able to give Henry an attitude adjustment is much more believable than rock being able to deliver a rock bottom. One involves using almost their entire body to pick him up then throw him down. The other involves a man picking up that same 450 pounds with basically 2 hands

Mark helped a LOT with that Rock Bottom by jumping as Rock went up. For a move like the AA, there's not much you can do when all of your weight is on someone's shoulders. You can help him pick you up, but he has to carry you all on his own.
verbaltoxin: Dr J Zoidberg: As much as you say Cena doesn't sell, him being able to give Henry an attitude adjustment is much more believable than rock being able to deliver a rock bottom. One involves using almost their entire body to pick him up then throw him down. The other involves a man picking up that same 450 pounds with basically 2 hands

I'm sure Cena can squat 450.


Ever see a flipping piledriver? The guy on the receiving end is doing all the work.


That's my point I see what Cena did as MUCH more believable
 
2012-03-19 10:19:23 PM  
King Kong Bundy...

WRESTLEMANIA 2 WAS IN 1986, DUMBASS!
 
2012-03-19 10:19:28 PM  
This is now a pony thread.

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-03-19 10:20:03 PM  
BOTCHING THE YEAR WRESTLEMANIA 2 HAPPENED IS WHY YOU MAKE RATINGS DROP AND WHY YOU AREN'T GETTING PUSHED!!
 
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