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(Bleacher Report)   Tonight on a Very Special Episode of WWE Monday Night Raw, CM Punk will finally sort out his feelings about his alcoholic father, but not until after Chris Jericho drags poor Francis Punk's coffin away behind the Bluesmobile. 9 PM on USA   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 1582
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2012-03-19 08:56:16 AM  
Hopefully Bobby and the Gorilla has an encore performance
 
2012-03-19 09:06:08 AM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Hopefully Bobby and the Gorilla has an encore performance


They better show back up.

And this was way better than the headline I had thought up
 
2012-03-19 09:11:37 AM  
By the way John Cena is on Preston and Steve on WMMR this morning. And BAH GAWD KING I have to agree with him that the 1970 GTO Judge is the greatest muscle car of all time.
 
2012-03-19 09:23:36 AM  
John Cena is hilarious. He's arm wrestling the producer, Casey Boy, and commenting the entire time and he didn't miss a beat or break a sweat. The rest of the crew is dying from laughter.
 
2012-03-19 10:06:03 AM  
Arg...I even had a rap themed headline all worked up for this week!

*shakes tiny fist at subby* :D
 
2012-03-19 10:16:50 AM  
They really need to stop with the TNA greenlights.
 
2012-03-19 10:57:57 AM  
Can't link directly to it from work, but see this Fark thread (new window) from a few days ago for a link to an awesome Muy Thai fight that turned into a WWE match.

Skip to about 0:40 and watch from there.
 
2012-03-19 11:17:24 AM  
Yay other people. JFSP you need to go on iTunes and download the Preston and steve show today to hear Cenas interview.
 
2012-03-19 11:46:08 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: They really need to stop with the TNA greenlights.


I watch TNA... when they let the young guys (because they do have an amazing talent pool) have matches, it's phenomenal.

When I catch WWE, which is rare since my band tends to practice on Mondays, I feel like I watch for a few great promos and the half a match that I will enjoy.
 
2012-03-19 11:48:47 AM  

serpent_sky: Jim from Saint Paul: They really need to stop with the TNA greenlights.

I watch TNA... when they let the young guys (because they do have an amazing talent pool) have matches, it's phenomenal.

.


If people hadn't been saying for the past 5 years it would feel more valid to me.
 
2012-03-19 12:02:10 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: If people hadn't been saying for the past 5 years it would feel more valid to me.


Oh, they need some MAJOR house cleaning, starting with Hogan/Bischoff, and then followed by almost all of the dudes who are well past their prime and in their 40s and beyond. Keep a few around as mentors/stable leaders (Flair being one I'd hold on to forever) and let the remaining roster have the matches they should, and can. I'd never miss an episode.
 
2012-03-19 01:24:00 PM  

serpent_sky: Jim from Saint Paul: If people hadn't been saying for the past 5 years it would feel more valid to me.

Oh, they need some MAJOR house cleaning, starting with Hogan/Bischoff, and then followed by almost all of the dudes who are well past their prime and in their 40s and beyond. Keep a few around as mentors/stable leaders (Flair being one I'd hold on to forever) and let the remaining roster have the matches they should, and can. I'd never miss an episode.


Promoters have and will ride a horse until its dead. Why begin the process of building new stars while the old ones still draw acceptable numbers? I mean, those new guys might get ratings for the quarter hour that are .00000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% lower than usual!

...and this line of thinking is why WCW is dead, and WWE is stuck with half the ratings of a decade ago.
 
2012-03-19 02:00:18 PM  
Cena was in a car accident in Philly. Apparently he is ok though.
 
2012-03-19 02:27:23 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Cena was in a car accident in Philly. Apparently he is ok though.


Well the other car couldn't see him.
 
2012-03-19 02:38:47 PM  
Here for the assuredly epic "you talked about my abusive drunk father, prepare to die" Punk response promo. Everything else, will tolerate.
 
2012-03-19 02:50:20 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Cena was in a car accident in Philly. Apparently he is ok though.

Well the other car couldn't see him.


He no-sold the car crash, gave the car responsible an Attitude Adjustment.
 
2012-03-19 03:02:32 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Jim from Saint Paul: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Cena was in a car accident in Philly. Apparently he is ok though.

Well the other car couldn't see him.

He no-sold the car crash, gave the car responsible an Attitude Adjustment.


Shoulder blocked the ambulance.
 
2012-03-19 03:03:54 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: FirstNationalBastard: Jim from Saint Paul: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Cena was in a car accident in Philly. Apparently he is ok though.

Well the other car couldn't see him.

He no-sold the car crash, gave the car responsible an Attitude Adjustment.

Shoulder blocked the ambulance.


After the EMT whispered in his ear.
 
2012-03-19 03:04:19 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Cena was in a car accident in Philly.


OR

Oh my god! Is the car ok?! Did Cena hurt it?!
 
2012-03-19 03:05:17 PM  

robsul82: Jim from Saint Paul: FirstNationalBastard: Jim from Saint Paul: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Cena was in a car accident in Philly. Apparently he is ok though.

Well the other car couldn't see him.

He no-sold the car crash, gave the car responsible an Attitude Adjustment.

Shoulder blocked the ambulance.

After the EMT whispered in his ear.


BS. He whispered to the EMT. Botchomania's "everyone talks too much" segment is proof that Cena controls the scene of an accident.
 
2012-03-19 03:08:30 PM  

robsul82: Jim from Saint Paul: FirstNationalBastard: Jim from Saint Paul: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Cena was in a car accident in Philly. Apparently he is ok though.

Well the other car couldn't see him.

He no-sold the car crash, gave the car responsible an Attitude Adjustment.

Shoulder blocked the ambulance.

After the EMT whispered in his ear.


But, did Cena remember to Rise Above State Minimum Coverage??
 
2012-03-19 03:10:12 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: robsul82: Jim from Saint Paul: FirstNationalBastard: Jim from Saint Paul: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Cena was in a car accident in Philly. Apparently he is ok though.

Well the other car couldn't see him.

He no-sold the car crash, gave the car responsible an Attitude Adjustment.

Shoulder blocked the ambulance.

After the EMT whispered in his ear.

BS. He whispered to the EMT. Botchomania's "everyone talks too much" segment is proof that Cena controls the scene of an accident.


Well, it depends on the EMT.
 
2012-03-19 03:13:11 PM  

robsul82: Jim from Saint Paul: robsul82: Jim from Saint Paul: FirstNationalBastard: Jim from Saint Paul: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Cena was in a car accident in Philly. Apparently he is ok though.

Well the other car couldn't see him.

He no-sold the car crash, gave the car responsible an Attitude Adjustment.

Shoulder blocked the ambulance.

After the EMT whispered in his ear.

BS. He whispered to the EMT. Botchomania's "everyone talks too much" segment is proof that Cena controls the scene of an accident.

Well, it depends on the EMT.


Well, we all know it's the EMT's fault if their is no media coverage for this accident, right?
 
2012-03-19 03:14:02 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: FirstNationalBastard: Jim from Saint Paul: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Cena was in a car accident in Philly. Apparently he is ok though.

Well the other car couldn't see him.

He no-sold the car crash, gave the car responsible an Attitude Adjustment.

Shoulder blocked the ambulance.


Yelled at the tractor trailer driver "WHAT, YOU CAN'T SEE ME?!?", then gave him the 5 knuckle shuffle.

Hopefully, I Said will get here with an update soon. However, he did give us the keys to Cena's victory over an automobile once before...

(From the Feb. 6 RAW thread....)

BNT, CeN

i10.photobucket.com

Big Night Tonight, CeNation!

Apparently Cena has reached a higher plane of existence, one where our Real American Hero no longer suffers to fight the likes of mere mortals, but one where he now fights cars and engages in combat on twitter . . . twitter battle . . . twittle. This can only mean one thing: Cena is launching humanities first salvo in the war against the machines. Much like Neo, John Connor, and the Amish, Cena will not sit idly by while machines try to take away all of the freedoms we know and love. And if anyone can defeat them, it's Cena. So long as he remembers his:

Keys to Victory:
Hair Dryers - As we all know, machines will need to charge their energy to be effective. And also well known is the fact that no machine has achieved a level where it can share an energy source with a hair dryer and still be effective. Just plug them in everywhere and turn them all on. Battle won.
Water Bottles - Machines have studied us as much as we've studied them, and John clearly needs to make his 1 weakness into his strongest weapon. You see a machine coming at you, john, pour water on it. 50% fatality rate.
Shoulder Blocks - The human mind is still the worlds greatest computer, and if the greatest minds in pro wrestling can't figure out a way around this, neither can Skynet. Frail items like toasters and radios will take about 3, the stronger items like TV's and Airplanes will take about 5, and this is really your only anti-air weapon. But if that doesn't work:
Attitude Adjustment - No machine can handle a fall from too high up, and dropping even the strongest of iPads from that level should be enough to liberate the asian children who build them.

This will be tough, but we cannot lose Hustle. This will be long, but we cannot lose Loyalty. This will be scary, but we cannot lose Respect. In the name of the Troops, the Children, and the CeNation, Amen.

It should be a great armageddon. I'm really looking forward to it.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRABDABDADBADBADBADO
 
2012-03-19 03:14:26 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Well, we all know it's the EMT's fault if their is no media coverage for this accident, right?


In that case, the EMT totally botched that, crash pics are on TMZ. Cena's car looks totally fine, the Civic in between Cena's truck and the tractor trailer got the worst of it.
 
2012-03-19 03:21:54 PM  

robsul82: Jim from Saint Paul: Well, we all know it's the EMT's fault if their is no media coverage for this accident, right?

In that case, the EMT totally botched that, crash pics are on TMZ. Cena's car looks totally fine, the Civic in between Cena's truck and the tractor trailer got the worst of it.


BRABAABABABABOOOOOO!O
 
2012-03-19 03:27:29 PM  
To be fair, the driver of the Tractor Trailer did honk his horn, look menacing, and go very slowly before the accident happened...

www.fashionshowz.com
 
2012-03-19 03:33:54 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: To be fair, the driver of the Tractor Trailer did honk his horn, look menacing, and go very slowly before the accident happened...

[www.fashionshowz.com image 269x383]


The trailer blew a tire rod.

AGAIN.
 
2012-03-19 03:35:32 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: FirstNationalBastard: To be fair, the driver of the Tractor Trailer did honk his horn, look menacing, and go very slowly before the accident happened...

[www.fashionshowz.com image 269x383]

The trailer blew a tire rod.

AGAIN.


Jim from Saint Paul: FirstNationalBastard: To be fair, the driver of the Tractor Trailer did honk his horn, look menacing, and go very slowly before the accident happened...

[www.fashionshowz.com image 269x383]

The trailer blew a tire rod.

AGAIN.


OW, MY TIE ROD!
 
2012-03-19 03:37:30 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: To be fair, the driver of the Tractor Trailer did honk his horn, look menacing, and go very slowly before the accident happened...

[www.fashionshowz.com image 269x383]


OW, MY QUARTER PANELS!!
 
2012-03-19 03:39:26 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Jim from Saint Paul: FirstNationalBastard: To be fair, the driver of the Tractor Trailer did honk his horn, look menacing, and go very slowly before the accident happened...

[www.fashionshowz.com image 269x383]

The trailer blew a tire rod.

AGAIN.

Jim from Saint Paul: FirstNationalBastard: To be fair, the driver of the Tractor Trailer did honk his horn, look menacing, and go very slowly before the accident happened...

[www.fashionshowz.com image 269x383]

The trailer blew a tire rod.

AGAIN.

OW, MY TIE ROD!


It's not oil, it's Hair Club for Men™.
 
2012-03-19 03:41:04 PM  
The Official fWc List of Gredunza Champions
Becuase Fark you that's why

08/29/11 - Dougie AXP
08/30/11 - Dougie AXP
09/05/11 - FirstNationalBastard
09/12/11 - FirstNationalBastard
09/18/11 - Leader O'Cola
09/19/11 - Master P but not that one
09/26/11 - Teh-Yak
10/02/11 - Jim from Saint Paul
10/03/11 - nyrkah1
10/10/11 - nyrkah1
10/17/11 - Not Eric
10/23/11 - Dougie AXP
10/24/11 - hobblekitty
10/31/11 - HodieTeck
11/07/11 - Eddie T. Head
11/14/11 - silgryphon
11/20/11 - LegacyDL (1004)
11/20/11 - Verbaltoxin (2008)
11/21/11 - Dumb-Ass-Monkey
11/28/11 - Jim from Saint Paul
11/29/11 - Jim from Saint Paul
12/05/11 - Verbaltoxin
12/12/11 - DaFlava737
12/18/11 - Eddie T. Head
12/19/11 - nyrkah1
12/26/11 - Jim from Saint Paul
01/02/12 - silgryphon (1004)
01/02/12 - Ed Becker (2008)
01/09/12 - MagSeven
01/16/12 - No Line For Beer
01/23/12 - silgryphon
01/29/12 - nyrkah1 (1004)
01/29/12 - Dougie AXP (2008)
01/30/12 - nyrkah1
02/06/12 - Igor Jakovsky (1004)
02/09/12 - SharkTrager (2008)
02/13/12 - nyrkah1 (1004)
02/14/12 - SharkTrager (2008)
02/19/12 - FirstNationalBastard
02/20/12 - Dr J Zoidberg (1004)
02/21/12 - FirstNationalBastard (2008)
02/27/12 - nyrkah1 (1004)
03/01/12 - FirstNationalBastard (2008)
03/05/12 - Fisty Bum (1004)
03/06/12 - Title vacated by the office of Zombie Jack Tunney due to the controversial nature of the finish of the bout
03/07/12 - SharkTrager (2008)
03/12/12 - one of those (1004)
03/15/12 - P-Money All $tar (2008)

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-19 03:53:38 PM  
I'm on a bit of a losing streak with that belt.

This community has gone too long without the spinner belt.
 
2012-03-19 03:58:59 PM  
Yo FWC, where you all be? Your bracket's blown up, but this ain't no time for chumps. I'mma grant your next wish, here's a new checklist. Get ready for gredunzas, they ain't a dime a dozen, now you should call your maw, cause it's time for RAW!
------------------

Weekly RAW Checklist
(credit to DougieAXP, I Said and others for the list)



1) I Said/JFSP mark out for John Cena all night
2) http://WWEchampupinthisbiatch.jpg/
3) "Trending worldwide on Twitter!!"
4) SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!
5) Somebody pays their air bill
6) Somebody trolling for the night
7) Somebody wondering why the thread isn't in the Entertainment tab.
8) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
9) Broskis/WWWYKI
10) WE WANT ICE CREAM
11) LetsgoCenaCenaSucks.jpg
12) #LIMESTATUS
13) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"**
14) KellyKellyKellyKellyKelly... / I'm Tripping Balls
15) itsstillrealtomedamnit.jpg
16) http://ricflairwelcometofark.jpg
17) spanishscarfofdoom.jpg
18) 'ARMBRA!' (requires a visual demonstration - images MUST be linked & marked as NSFW, or they WILL be deleted by Mods)
19) YES! YES! YES! YES!
20) FWC member sighting on TV


**Gredunza rules: In case of simulpost, the post marked as 1004 always wins. If gredunza post is botched for any reason, title is vacant until next 1004/2008 post opportunity**
 
2012-03-19 04:03:54 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Yo FWC, where you all be? Your bracket's blown up, but this ain't no time for chumps. I'mma grant your next wish, here's a new checklist. Get ready for gredunzas, they ain't a dime a dozen, now you should call your maw, cause it's time for RAW COUSIN!!


Botched the final rhyme. FTFY.
 
2012-03-19 04:08:51 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Yo FWC, where you all be? Your bracket's blown up, but this ain't no time for chumps. I'mma grant your next wish, here's a new checklist. Get ready for gredunzas, they ain't a dime a dozen, now you should call your maw, cause it's time for RAW COUSIN!!



www.extremein.com

And speaking of...

www.jrsbarbq.com

/executive vice president in charge of flag bearing and sardine procurement
 
2012-03-19 04:17:19 PM  
So the public access station where P$ and I live have a segment called "Blue TV" every Friday and Saturday night where they play a few hours of all kinds of weird, unusual crap. This weekend they played some Kaiju Big Battel. I didn't even know such a thing existed but it is pretty cool. It satisfied both the wrestling fan and the otaku in me, even though it isn't really wrestling or Japanese for that matter.

Kaiju Big Battel website (new window)

Kaiju wikipedia page (new window)
 
2012-03-19 04:20:32 PM  

hobblekitty: So the public access station where P$ and I live have a segment called "Blue TV" every Friday and Saturday night where they play a few hours of all kinds of weird, unusual crap. This weekend they played some Kaiju Big Battel. I didn't even know such a thing existed but it is pretty cool. It satisfied both the wrestling fan and the otaku in me, even though it isn't really wrestling or Japanese for that matter.

Kaiju Big Battel website (new window)

Kaiju wikipedia page (new window)


Almost as lame as that porn I watched over the weekend that was porn power rangers. By Porn power rangers I don;t mena the pink ranger get's it on with the blue. I mean a guy in a suit get's forcebly screwed by a girl;/guy/thing in another suit.

/DON'T JUDGE ME!!!!
 
2012-03-19 04:22:11 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Yo FWC, where you all be? Your bracket's blown up, but this ain't no time for chumps. I'mma grant your next wish, here's a new checklist. Get ready for gredunzas, they ain't a dime a dozen, now you should call your maw, cause it's time for RAW COUSIN!!

Botched the final rhyme. FTFY.


See, I thought the final rhyme went with 'maw', now 'dozen'. This is why I'm not musically inclined. :(
 
2012-03-19 04:26:48 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Jim from Saint Paul: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Yo FWC, where you all be? Your bracket's blown up, but this ain't no time for chumps. I'mma grant your next wish, here's a new checklist. Get ready for gredunzas, they ain't a dime a dozen, now you should call your maw, cause it's time for RAW COUSIN!!

Botched the final rhyme. FTFY.

See, I thought the final rhyme went with 'maw', now 'dozen'. This is why I'm not musically inclined. :(


I think "dozen" was supposed to be coupled with "gredunza" (which doesn't really rhyme either but I see where he was going with it). I think the fact that it isn't in the proper format is throwing peeps off.

Yo FWC
where you all be?
Your bracket's blown up
but this ain't no time for chumps.
I'mma grant your next wish
here's a new checklist
Get ready for gredunzas
they ain't a dime a dozen
now you should call your maw
cause it's time for RAW
 
2012-03-19 04:29:27 PM  

hobblekitty: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Jim from Saint Paul: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Yo FWC, where you all be? Your bracket's blown up, but this ain't no time for chumps. I'mma grant your next wish, here's a new checklist. Get ready for gredunzas, they ain't a dime a dozen, now you should call your maw, cause it's time for RAW COUSIN!!

Botched the final rhyme. FTFY.

See, I thought the final rhyme went with 'maw', now 'dozen'. This is why I'm not musically inclined. :(

I think "dozen" was supposed to be coupled with "gredunza" (which doesn't really rhyme either but I see where he was going with it). I think the fact that it isn't in the proper format is throwing peeps off.

Yo FWC
where you all be?
Your bracket's blown up
but this ain't no time for chumps.
I'mma grant your next wish
here's a new checklist
Get ready for gredunzas
they ain't a dime a dozen
now you should call your maw
cause it's time for RAW


What do you mean, 'dozen' doesn't rhyme with 'gredunza'?! XD

Thanks for the assist. Obviously, my lyrics are whack.
 
2012-03-19 04:32:47 PM  

hobblekitty: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Jim from Saint Paul: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Yo FWC, where you all be? Your bracket's blown up, but this ain't no time for chumps. I'mma grant your next wish, here's a new checklist. Get ready for gredunzas, they ain't a dime a dozen, now you should call your maw, cause it's time for RAW COUSIN!!

Botched the final rhyme. FTFY.

See, I thought the final rhyme went with 'maw', now 'dozen'. This is why I'm not musically inclined. :(

I think "dozen" was supposed to be coupled with "gredunza" (which doesn't really rhyme either but I see where he was going with it). I think the fact that it isn't in the proper format is throwing peeps off.

Yo FWC
where you all be?
Your bracket's blown up
but this ain't no time for chumps.
I'mma grant your next wish
here's a new checklist
Get ready for gredunzas
they ain't a dime a dozen
now you should call your maw
cause it's time for RAW


I see it. It sounds bad when you say it out loud.

No I dare you, say it out loud.
 
2012-03-19 04:37:56 PM  
Here's a corrected version

Yo FWC
where you all be?
Your bracket's blown up, your team's been bumped
but this ain't no time for jobbers and chumps.
I'mma grant your next wish upside your head with a fist
so here's a new FWC thread checklist
Get ready for gredunzas
they're more well known than George Dzundza
now you should call your maw
cause it's time for RAW
 
2012-03-19 04:42:51 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: hobblekitty: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Jim from Saint Paul: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Yo FWC, where you all be? Your bracket's blown up, but this ain't no time for chumps. I'mma grant your next wish, here's a new checklist. Get ready for gredunzas, they ain't a dime a dozen, now you should call your maw, cause it's time for RAW COUSIN!!

Botched the final rhyme. FTFY.

See, I thought the final rhyme went with 'maw', now 'dozen'. This is why I'm not musically inclined. :(

I think "dozen" was supposed to be coupled with "gredunza" (which doesn't really rhyme either but I see where he was going with it). I think the fact that it isn't in the proper format is throwing peeps off.

Yo FWC
where you all be?
Your bracket's blown up
but this ain't no time for chumps.
I'mma grant your next wish
here's a new checklist
Get ready for gredunzas
they ain't a dime a dozen
now you should call your maw
cause it's time for RAW

I see it. It sounds bad when you say it out loud.

No I dare you, say it out loud.


Hey now, I at least get half credit for trying. :D


/right?
 
2012-03-19 04:43:37 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Here's a corrected version

Yo FWC
where you all be?
Your bracket's blown up, your team's been bumped
but this ain't no time for jobbers and chumps.
I'mma grant your next wish upside your head with a fist
so here's a new FWC thread checklist
Get ready for gredunzas
they're more well known than George Dzundza
now you should call your maw
cause it's time for RAW


Much better. your new title - Rap Impresario :).
 
2012-03-19 04:45:10 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: FirstNationalBastard: Here's a corrected version

Yo FWC
where you all be?
Your bracket's blown up, your team's been bumped
but this ain't no time for jobbers and chumps.
I'mma grant your next wish upside your head with a fist
so here's a new FWC thread checklist
Get ready for gredunzas
they're more well known than George Dzundza
now you should call your maw
cause it's time for RAW

Much better. your new title - Rap Impresario :).


Watching Law and Order from the beginning paid off... George Dzundza may be the only thing that rhymes with "gredunza".
 
2012-03-19 05:33:20 PM  
Sup my peeps
 
2012-03-19 05:51:53 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Here's a corrected version

Yo FWC
where you all be?
Your bracket's blown up, your team's been bumped
but this ain't no time for jobbers and chumps.
I'mma grant your next wish upside your head with a fist
so here's a new FWC thread checklist
Get ready for gredunzas
they're more well known than George Dzundza
now you should call your maw
cause it's time for RAW


I'm from the Dr Suess way of rhyming. Everything should sound like that if they rap.

/best kind of sneeches on beaches
 
2012-03-19 06:11:01 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: FirstNationalBastard: Here's a corrected version

Yo FWC
where you all be?
Your bracket's blown up, your team's been bumped
but this ain't no time for jobbers and chumps.
I'mma grant your next wish upside your head with a fist
so here's a new FWC thread checklist
Get ready for gredunzas
they're more well known than George Dzundza
now you should call your maw
cause it's time for RAW

I'm from the Dr Suess way of rhyming. Everything should sound like that if they rap.

/best kind of sneeches on beaches


Do they have stars on thars?
 
2012-03-19 06:35:34 PM  
And introducing next our challenger...hailing from Hamilton, Ontario, Canada...Fisty Bum!

♫♪♫
He's just a common man...lurking threads and posting spam.
He's just a common man...tries to be witty when he can.

Hey, he's the FWC thread dreeeeeaaam.
Hey, he's the FWC thread dreeeeeaaam.

If you're a Cena mark,
Peep or Broski, that's alright.
TF'er with a heart of gold,
The Gredunza is is his goal.

Hey, he's the FWC thread dreeeeeaaam.

Hey, he's the FWC threaaaaaaaaaad dreeeeeaaam!
♫♪♫

/Evenin' FWC. I have entrance music now.
 
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