FARK.com: (7002320) Tonight on a Very Special Episode of WWE Monday Night Raw, CM Punk will finally sort out his feelings about his alcoholic father, but not until after Chris Jericho drags poor Francis Punk's coffin away behind the Bluesmobile. 9 PM on USA

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		Tonight on a Very Special Episode of WWE Monday Night Raw, CM Punk will finally sort out his feelings about his alcoholic father, but not until after Chris Jericho drags poor Francis Punk's coffin away behind the Bluesmobile. 9 PM on USA (bleacherreport.com)		1582
		More: Interesting, Chris Jericho, Monday Night Raw, John Cena, Hell in a Cell, Shawn Michaels, Randy Orton, Triple H, CM Punk

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silgryphon		2012-03-19 10:32:53 PM

armbar

hobblekitty		2012-03-19 10:33:02 PM

silgryphon: بیش از حد بسیاری از لیمو

Too many lemons?

Fisty Bum		2012-03-19 10:33:11 PM

SharkTrager: Fisty Bum: Metallica earns another $50,000 for a quick 30 second clip of The Memory Remains.

I'm telling you. Lars can be bought cheaper...

I'm not sure I want to know...or maybe I do.

eddievercetti		2012-03-19 10:33:20 PM

moss covered three handled family gredunza

Dr J Zoidberg		2012-03-19 10:33:27 PM

robsul82: Orton still gets pops in smark-heavy cities, not just Philly. He's accepted as some kind of Batman to Cena's Superman and it's pretty silly, considering he's just as generic.

I think people still think of him as like the anti-hero that people love and want to see more of. I don't know if that makes any sense, I am kind of drunk....

I Said		2012-03-19 10:33:38 PM

No, Randy, you dumbf*ck. That was not the question.

robsul82		2012-03-19 10:33:39 PM

I really don't like all the HBOld and Hairpiece Kid jokes, but Goddamn it, he's been dragged down into the sludge with those two. It's sad.

*tear*

FirstNationalBastard		2012-03-19 10:33:45 PM

It's this kind of acting that made Randy Orton the 5th billed in That's What I Am!

Farktologist		2012-03-19 10:33:45 PM

eddievercetti: moss covered three handled family gredunza

Premature gredunza.

Outshined_One		2012-03-19 10:33:53 PM

Come out.

Say your name.

Leave.

Fin.

Dougie AXP		2012-03-19 10:33:54 PM

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Randy Orton hears voices in his head Brain."

"It must be frustrating to constantly have to hear 'you're only here because your dad was a legend's lacky' over and over and over again Monsoon."

"Kind of harsh there Brain."

"So was what he left in my bag in my hotel room last week, Monsoon"

WIN!

hobblekitty		2012-03-19 10:33:57 PM

Morrius: As long as we're talking Bronies, where does one go to watch this show? I don't get the Hub channel. Figure I should see what all the fuss is about.

Ask FirstNationalBastard he knows all about it.

Fisty Bum		2012-03-19 10:34:01 PM

You may not be the Big Red Monster, but you've left many a Big Brown Monster in many a gym bag.

eagles95		2012-03-19 10:34:02 PM

You are the worst promo person in the WWE. Jesus

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls		2012-03-19 10:34:14 PM

eddievercetti: moss covered three handled family gredunza

Well, you came precisely 100 posts too early.

silgryphon		2012-03-19 10:34:19 PM

hobblekitty [TotalFark]

silgryphon: بیش از حد بسیاری از لیمو

Too many lemons?

Limes

TheManofPA		2012-03-19 10:34:28 PM

Damn, I must be trained. I see Orton on tv and feel like I've gotta Orton.

I've had only Reese's PIeces and Chocolate Milk today

HardRocker488		2012-03-19 10:34:30 PM

So the point of that promo was to remind us of his name? Thank God, I was beginning to think his name was Ricky Orton.

robsul82		2012-03-19 10:34:36 PM

"Don't be a bully, kids! Don't handcuff someone to an object and punch the Hell out of them!"

LegacyDL		2012-03-19 10:34:41 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Triple Gagne, Taker's Dong and the Hairpiece Kid in the ring at the same time?
lord, this will prove to be a loooooong, boring promo.

Seeing as how WM is going to be on April 14th according to Taker's calendar they have time to get things right.

I'm just worried that Triple H and Taker won't know who exactly Shawn is looking at when he starts talking.

SharkTrager		2012-03-19 10:34:45 PM

Dougie AXP: SharkTrager: eagles95: SharkTrager: I just discovered that UVerse lets me just turn off the emergency broadcast signal.

Cool....will have to try that.

/duffel bag hidden

In Texas I think we're always under some kind of watch. Flood just got upgraded to warning. Tornado still on watch. Thunderstorm back down to watch.

It just asks if you want to dismiss the message. Click OK and it's gone.

When do you think the drought warnings will hit?

Pretty sure we have those too. Probably extreme heat and hard freeze too.

Fisty Bum		2012-03-19 10:34:51 PM

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: eddievercetti: moss covered three handled family gredunza

Well, you came precisely 100 posts too early.

That's like winning the TV belt.

TheManofPA		2012-03-19 10:35:14 PM

I love the kids in this promo that do not even care but they don't want to look bad on camera so they slowly force their hands up

robsul82		2012-03-19 10:35:18 PM

Randy, I have to say, Hamlet Cena is still worse, but you came dangerously close.

P-Money All $tar		2012-03-19 10:35:30 PM

hobblekitty: silgryphon: بیش از حد بسیاری از لیمو

Too many lemons?

Errorist Tay

Mind of the North Star		2012-03-19 10:35:48 PM

Kids are such pussies now and days

FirstNationalBastard		2012-03-19 10:35:51 PM

robsul82: I really don't like all the HBOld and Hairpiece Kid jokes, but Goddamn it, he's been dragged down into the sludge with those two. It's sad.

*tear*

I don't want to have to rag on HBK, but look at twho he's hanging out with!

Don't let other people take you down! don't let them define you by words!

...unless someone has a "Steph has saggy puppies" sign, then it's okay to get implants. Tee-hee!

eddievercetti		2012-03-19 10:35:54 PM

"Don't be a bully like Jericho, be a straight edge star!"

SharkTrager		2012-03-19 10:35:55 PM

Fisty Bum: SharkTrager: Fisty Bum: Metallica earns another $50,000 for a quick 30 second clip of The Memory Remains.

I'm telling you. Lars can be bought cheaper...

I'm not sure I want to know...or maybe I do.

Webcam access to the locker room would do it (and I don't mean the Divas).

TheManofPA		2012-03-19 10:36:04 PM

Ok, tough question farkers: How long until we find someone who gets more Heel Heat than Vickie? Not even Cena (chicago exception) gets that loud of boos

Dougie AXP		2012-03-19 10:36:10 PM

Bill Burr is a dick.

silgryphon		2012-03-19 10:36:16 PM

My name is Swagger and I am on ACeth teamth. Hoorath for meth

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-03-19 10:36:17 PM

Shane Douglas has become a depressing attention whore.

Tenor Reaper		2012-03-19 10:36:23 PM

LegacyDL: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Triple Gagne, Taker's Dong and the Hairpiece Kid in the ring at the same time?
lord, this will prove to be a loooooong, boring promo.

Seeing as how WM is going to be on April 14th according to Taker's calendar they have time to get things right.

I'm just worried that Triple H and Taker won't know who exactly Shawn is looking at when he starts talking.

You'll know by the direction his hat is pointing.

/Moss covered 3 handled family gredunzle early post

SharkTrager		2012-03-19 10:36:30 PM

Ass cape!

Dr J Zoidberg		2012-03-19 10:36:30 PM

Unless every student in America gets a personal, and somewhat threatening sit down with Kane and/or the Big Show, you will never stop bullying.

Igor Jakovsky		2012-03-19 10:36:40 PM

vicki is about the only person on this show who can get legit heat.

LegacyDL		2012-03-19 10:36:43 PM

Wtf did they do to my beloved Ziggler. He's like the bastard child of Mr Perfect and Val Venis.

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-03-19 10:36:51 PM

"Oh God Brain, here comes Vicki Gurrero."

"What's wrong with her Monsoon, they say women age like fine wine"

"That broad is aging like milk!"

"Careful with that joke Monsoon, it's an antique!"

TheManofPA		2012-03-19 10:37:09 PM

Ok, who is submitting a "special Raw documentary thread" for next week?

one of those		2012-03-19 10:37:11 PM

#ASSCAPE trending worldwide

verbaltoxin		2012-03-19 10:37:16 PM

Fisty Bum: Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: eddievercetti: moss covered three handled family gredunza

Well, you came precisely 100 posts too early.

That's like winning the TV belt.

After finding it in the trash.

Fisty Bum		2012-03-19 10:37:29 PM

TheManofPA: Ok, tough question farkers: How long until we find someone who gets more Heel Heat than Vickie? Not even Cena (chicago exception) gets that loud of boos

There's no one in the WWE who can generate legit heel heat like she can. It's going to be a while before we get someone to top her.

eagles95		2012-03-19 10:37:38 PM

TheManofPA: Ok, tough question farkers: How long until we find someone who gets more Heel Heat than Vickie? Not even Cena (chicago exception) gets that loud of boos

No one.....no one comes close...her and JBL are the last true heels

TheManofPA		2012-03-19 10:38:06 PM

For WM, try to get an early thread. Do you want me to put together a betting list again (or would the original creator like to do it)?

SharkTrager		2012-03-19 10:38:11 PM

eagles95: TheManofPA: Ok, tough question farkers: How long until we find someone who gets more Heel Heat than Vickie? Not even Cena (chicago exception) gets that loud of boos

No one.....no one comes close...her and JBL are the last true heels

Well, there's Smiths.

robsul82		2012-03-19 10:38:13 PM

FirstNationalBastard: I don't want to have to rag on HBK, but look at twho he's hanging out with!

I know! This feud is REALLY hurting my Shawn mark heart.

FirstNationalBastard: Don't let other people take you down! don't let them define you by words!

...unless someone has a "Steph has saggy puppies" sign, then it's okay to get implants. Tee-hee!

I can't argue with the girl upgrading to DDs because of peer pressure, even if that peer was probably 14 years old. That's just good peer pressure, lol.

TheManofPA		2012-03-19 10:38:45 PM

Damn, gotta Orton, I'll miss the 1004.....will I win the first time at WM in shocking fashion

/no

silgryphon		2012-03-19 10:38:50 PM

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Igor Jakovsky		2012-03-19 10:39:22 PM

SharkTrager: eagles95: TheManofPA: Ok, tough question farkers: How long until we find someone who gets more Heel Heat than Vickie? Not even Cena (chicago exception) gets that loud of boos

No one.....no one comes close...her and JBL are the last true heels

Well, there's Smiths.

he turned dontcha know

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