FARK.com: (7002320) Tonight on a Very Special Episode of WWE Monday Night Raw, CM Punk will finally sort out his feelings about his alcoholic father, but not until after Chris Jericho drags poor Francis Punk's coffin away behind the Bluesmobile. 9 PM on USA

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		Tonight on a Very Special Episode of WWE Monday Night Raw, CM Punk will finally sort out his feelings about his alcoholic father, but not until after Chris Jericho drags poor Francis Punk's coffin away behind the Bluesmobile. 9 PM on USA (bleacherreport.com)		1582
		More: Interesting, Chris Jericho, Monday Night Raw, John Cena, Hell in a Cell, Shawn Michaels, Randy Orton, Triple H, CM Punk

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desertgeek		2012-03-19 09:13:27 PM

What the fark did Punk say there!? Holy shiat.

HardRocker488		2012-03-19 09:13:28 PM

I think that second time he said something to the effect of "You're full of shiat and that's exactly what I'm going to beat out of you at Wrestlemania"

Dougie AXP		2012-03-19 09:13:34 PM

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Are we still on the air?"

Whoever you are, we love you.

Rock/Cena documentary? farking seriously.

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls		2012-03-19 09:13:41 PM

The second extended bleep was "You're full of shiat, and that's exactly what I'm going to beat out of you."

FirstNationalBastard		2012-03-19 09:13:41 PM

penguin31: Audio completely cuts out, at a non-lip-reading angle, and the crowd goes bonkers afterward.

Well, I think I know the *implication* of what he said, at least.

WWE Ice Cream bars are back, and are on sale right now at the concession stand?

verbaltoxin		2012-03-19 09:13:47 PM

FirstNationalBastard: verbaltoxin: Jericho is going to show Punk several doctored photos of his sister and Jericho together, and them promise to show the centerfold at Wrestlemania.

It's been 10 years, we can recycle that storyline right? I mean the Francis Punk one is from 2009.

10 years? More liie 20 for Flair and Savage.

JERICHO!!! _______________________ YOU _______________ _______________________ AND ___________________ OUT OF YOU!

WWE MAD LIBS!

*Sigh* yeah, it has been 20. 1992 was underrated for wrestling. Flair vs Savage, Rude vs Sting and Steamboat, the greatest WarGames ever....

I'd drink, but I'm straightedge.

FrostyTheDJ		2012-03-19 09:13:48 PM

Fisty Bum: Igor Jakovsky: Fisty Bum: MagSeven: Someone with more wit than I should do a Pinky and The Brain

That's why we have the ever delightful Bobby_and_The_Gorilla.

I already read his posts in their voices

Speaking of The Brain, I watched his Hall of Fame induction the other day. Pure comedy gold. Even after recovering from cancer, he owned that room.

Do yourself a favour and watch it. (new window)

thanks for making me cry :) that was fantastic and entirely too short!

Morrius		2012-03-19 09:14:32 PM

Oh hey, 3 stooges movie. Think it'll be any good?

silgryphon		2012-03-19 09:14:46 PM

FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]

verbaltoxin: Jericho is going to show Punk several doctored photos of his sister and Jericho together, and them promise to show the centerfold at Wrestlemania.

It's been 10 years, we can recycle that storyline right? I mean the Francis Punk one is from 2009.

10 years? More liie 20 for Flair and Savage.

JERICHO!!! __Screw_____________________ YOU _________ wanna______ _________fark____________ AND ___________________ OUT OF YOU!

WWE MAD LIBS!

Fisty Bum		2012-03-19 09:14:48 PM

FirstNationalBastard: penguin31: Audio completely cuts out, at a non-lip-reading angle, and the crowd goes bonkers afterward.

Well, I think I know the *implication* of what he said, at least.

WWE Ice Cream bars are back, and are on sale right now at the concession stand?

There is no way WWE would even allow the possibility of that to get out to the general public. All knowledge of the ice cream bars must be destroyed. Down the memory holes at Titan Tower.

desertgeek		2012-03-19 09:14:51 PM

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: The second extended bleep was "You're full of shiat, and that's exactly what I'm going to beat out of you."

That's what I was thinking it was on the 2nd cut out. Who's got the 1st one?

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-03-19 09:14:59 PM

"Kane is coming out next Brain, you know, he's a libertarian"

"I thought he was a Capricorn Monsoon."

Jim from Saint Paul		2012-03-19 09:15:15 PM

Morrius: Oh hey, 3 stooges movie. Think it'll be any good?

Trailer was the funniest thing about the whole bit. Guaranteed.

verbaltoxin		2012-03-19 09:15:16 PM

UP NEXT: JUST SAY NO TO FIAT HAMBURGERS, BIG SHOW!

HardRocker488		2012-03-19 09:15:57 PM

Bet all the parents of the young kids at the arena loved that.

/They'll get over it.

TheManofPA		2012-03-19 09:16:05 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Morrius: Oh hey, 3 stooges movie. Think it'll be any good?

Trailer was the funniest thing about the whole bit. Guaranteed.

The trailer makes me hate myself for having the TV on.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-03-19 09:16:20 PM

will there be any mention of the fact that the last time they were in the ring together, they were tag partners?

HardRocker488		2012-03-19 09:16:36 PM

Kane got the jobber entrance?

styckx		2012-03-19 09:16:41 PM

Kane w/ the 1/2 jobber entrance!

robsul82		2012-03-19 09:16:48 PM

JOBBER ENTRANCES ARE NOT IN THE CONSTITUTION BIG SHOW

Tenor Reaper		2012-03-19 09:16:49 PM

But I thought the end of an era was in April.

Fisty Bum		2012-03-19 09:16:49 PM

So...Kane gets a quasi-jobber entrance now?

silgryphon		2012-03-19 09:16:50 PM

Kane gets the jobber entrance. Wtf

P-Money All $tar		2012-03-19 09:16:54 PM

penguin31: Audio completely cuts out, at a non-lip-reading angle, and the crowd goes bonkers afterward.

Well, I think I know the *implication* of what he said, at least.

I could read the lips on the SKY Score stream...

Dougie AXP		2012-03-19 09:16:57 PM

Kane with a partial Jobber entrance...lame.

SHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

I miss the bromance.

verbaltoxin		2012-03-19 09:16:58 PM

Kane didn't get the jobber entrance, he just took the privately-owned one that isn't available to basic cable subscribers. It's much better.

lurch_E_bean		2012-03-19 09:17:04 PM

LOL, Rock vs. Cena hour long special next week before Raw?

I cannot adequately express my feelings in 250kB or less (new window).

FirstNationalBastard		2012-03-19 09:17:12 PM

give into hate! welders are an important part of our society, but should have the option of not associating with unions!

LegacyDL		2012-03-19 09:17:13 PM

Morrius: silgryphon: Kane vs Bigshow? why why why

Randy Orton needs something to run in on.

I still don't understand how they have Kane and Randy Orton going at each other while Show and Cody Rhodes have their feud.

It would make more sense if they swapped it and made it Orton vs Cody.

KellyKellyKelly		2012-03-19 09:17:18 PM

WWE Creative @WWE_Creative
And the first blown spot of the night goes to the guy working our censor button #RAWTonight

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-03-19 09:17:35 PM

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Kane is coming out next Brain, you know, he's a libertarian"

"I thought he was a Capricorn Monsoon."

dude, i love you.

TheManofPA		2012-03-19 09:17:38 PM

For your NFL fans, the Dolphins have found their QB of the future. Missing out on Manning worked.

CODY RHODES KNEEPAD HOUR!

lurch_E_bean		2012-03-19 09:17:41 PM

SHOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!

You know what that means!

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eddievercetti		2012-03-19 09:17:56 PM

Cody with another moment?

Fisty Bum		2012-03-19 09:18:03 PM

verbaltoxin: Kane didn't get the jobber entrance, he just took the privately-owned one that isn't available to basic cable subscribers. It's much better.

LET THE FREE MARKET DECIDE WHAT KIND OF ENTRANCE I HAVE

Jim from Saint Paul		2012-03-19 09:18:05 PM

So you all realize that at the event they still get their full musical entrance, right?

silgryphon		2012-03-19 09:18:07 PM

What great wrestlemania moment will cody make fun of show about

MagSeven		2012-03-19 09:18:16 PM

WhoaOAOOOH!

Dougie AXP		2012-03-19 09:18:46 PM

Cody actually displayed the belt?

What title is that anyway?

KellyKellyKelly		2012-03-19 09:18:46 PM

HardRocker488: Bet all the parents of the young kids at the arena loved that.

/They'll get over it.

It's Philly. They brought infants to ECW, fer christ's sake.

TheManofPA		2012-03-19 09:18:48 PM

Woah, Kane-Show rivalry WM style.

And this thread needs more: SSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

eddievercetti		2012-03-19 09:18:51 PM

Okay then, ALL THE MOMENTS!

lurch_E_bean		2012-03-19 09:19:22 PM

Dougie AXP		2012-03-19 09:19:30 PM

KellyKellyKelly: HardRocker488: Bet all the parents of the young kids at the arena loved that.

/They'll get over it.

It's Philly. They brought infants to ECW, fer christ's sake.

HEY!....

I got nothing.

Gunny Highway		2012-03-19 09:19:40 PM

silgryphon: Kane gets the jobber entrance. Wtf

I like it.

SharkTrager		2012-03-19 09:19:43 PM

Dougie AXP: Cody actually displayed the belt?

What title is that anyway?

Inter-gender world champion.

silgryphon		2012-03-19 09:19:43 PM

I choke you, you choke me

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-03-19 09:20:00 PM

"The Big Show has had about as much luck at Wrestlemania..."

"As you have with nutri-system, Monsoon."

FirstNationalBastard		2012-03-19 09:20:05 PM

Gunny Highway: silgryphon: Kane gets the jobber entrance. Wtf

I like it.

If Undertaker got the Jobber entrance, they would have to air an infomercial.