Not just any hole subby, his mother's hole.

Why you don't you just go home? That's your home! Are you too good for your HOME? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL IRAQI!

It's The Sun. It must be true.

Another one?

Whack a Mole!

I call shenanigans. Where did he go to the bathroom for all those years? He couldnt have just stayed in his hole. Also, don't you need sunlight or you'll die?

/I lived in a basement while going to law school...so i'm getting a kick..

Anyone else notice the article said almost nothing. How did he live other than mother brought him food? Did he ever get outside and so on and on. A completely useless article with almost no information in it.

DreamSnipers: Anyone else notice the article said almost nothing. How did he live other than mother brought him food? Did he ever get outside and so on and on. A completely useless article with almost no information in it.

kinda like this comment

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DreamSnipers: Anyone else notice the article said almost nothing. How did he live other than mother brought him food? Did he ever get outside and so on and on. A completely useless article with almost no information in it.

If Saddam was looking for him, I would think they would check his mothers house.
I don't know how good Saddam's secret police were, but even I know to check the walls and under rugs for false flooring.

Lionel Mandrake: So he stayed in there for nine years after Saddam was captured?

Nobody told him??

That tells me that his mom knew how to keep a joke going.

Bunnyhat: If Saddam was looking for him, I would think they would check his mothers house.
I don't know how good Saddam's secret police were, but even I know to check the walls and under rugs for false flooring.

But she would fool them, saying "My legs are gray, my nose is knackered, my eyes are old and bent. You haven't given us time to hide."

pottie: Lionel Mandrake: So he stayed in there for nine years after Saddam was captured?

Nobody told him??

That tells me that his mom knew how to keep a joke going.

Read the article. It says that he emerged the same year Hussein was captured.

Article was paid for by google to get me to look for something that is longer than a headline.

Daily mail has more.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2116705/Iraqi-political-priso n er-lived-cellar-22-years-hid-Saddam-death-sentence.html

Whoa...stayed up to late.
Link (new window)

Soon.

Actually more like two decades, but soon enough.

IronTom: [img.thesun.co.uk image 532x366]

Is watching you

In before anyone pointing out "he was lucky"?

ADHD Librarian: In before anyone pointing out "he was lucky"?

We lived for three months in a paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six in the morning, clean the paper bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down t' mill, fourteen hours a day, week-in week-out, for sixpence a week, and when we got home our Dad would thrash us to sleep wi' his belt.

nonzero: ADHD Librarian: In before anyone pointing out "he was lucky"?

We lived for three months in a paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six in the morning, clean the paper bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down t' mill, fourteen hours a day, week-in week-out, for sixpence a week, and when we got home our Dad would thrash us to sleep wi' his belt.

Right....
I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah.

But you try and tell the young people of today and they won't believe you. They Won't.

So why did she wait so many years after Saddam was gone to tell it was safe to come out?

The book he wrote was: 101 Things you can do with a cooking pot besides cook.

LaughingRadish: pottie: Lionel Mandrake: So he stayed in there for nine years after Saddam was captured?

Nobody told him??

That tells me that his mom knew how to keep a joke going.

Read the article. It says that he emerged the same year Hussein was captured.

But that ruins the joke

Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark trying to save paper
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Saving up to buy some clothes
Keeps a ten bob note up his nose
Such a mean old man
Such a mean old man

His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops, she's a go-getter
Takes him out to look at the queen
Only place that he's ever been
Always shouts out something obscene
Such a dirty old man
Such a dirty old man

violentsalvation: What an informative article.

I could barely take in all the facts presented by the Sun.

The Fail Online has a tad more info: Link (new window)

Man cave trifecta in play?

surprised no one posted a pic from futurama when fry builds a "shelter" in the dessert.

"Sound of the underground ... his radio"



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Dude, I can't manage to stay in my hole in Minecraft all night. How the heck..

LawyersRock: I call shenanigans. Where did he go to the bathroom for all those years? He couldnt have just stayed in his hole. Also, don't you need sunlight or you'll die?

/I lived in a basement while going to law school...so i'm getting a kick..

Where did he go to the bathroom? It used to be a much deeper hole.