As soon as they synch their cycles, it's the 7 plagues all over again.

Nice subby, nice.

violentsalvation: dahmers love zombie: One time I rented a car and they upgraded me to some big huge Lincoln. I went to throw my bag in the trunk and almost without thinking I said something like "man, you could fit a couple of hookers in here...". The rental agent guy wasn't sure whether he should be amused or really worried.

I said something very similar when i was shopping for a new car.

My dad said something about the cabinets under the sink in our new trailer being big enough to fit a body. Well don't you just know 8 year old me went to school and wrote that down for some kind of assignment.

I think I'd have to move some coffee out of the freezer.

snuff3r: Gonna need a bigger kitchen.

Gonna need more bathrooms.

the bus was carrying about 45 Brazilian tourists

Wow. And I thought my grandmother managing to fit six of us in a compact car was impressive.

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: As soon as they synch their cycles, it's the 7 plagues all over again.

But they all have perfectly coiffed nether regions.

Well, after they've removed all their pubic hair you'd be surprised how little room is needed.

Maybe it's just me, but I'd think that hearing about kidnappings of foreign tourists repeatedly in an area would sort of dissuade one from being a tourist there.

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None of your damned business, Sam.

buckler: None of your damned business, Sam.

Heh.

/if he calls me hello kitty, I'll plug him

Is that more or less than two gajillion?

I am at a loss, All I saw in the story were two actual kidnapped women, but then again I am tired.

This jokes never gets old.

I'm beginning to think all those whipper-snappers giving me odd looks as I giggle to myself while reading ancient internet jokes .... might be ...too close to my lawn. Get offa my lawn you kids!

A Terrible Human: violentsalvation: dahmers love zombie: One time I rented a car and they upgraded me to some big huge Lincoln. I went to throw my bag in the trunk and almost without thinking I said something like "man, you could fit a couple of hookers in here...". The rental agent guy wasn't sure whether he should be amused or really worried.

I said something very similar when i was shopping for a new car.

My dad said something about the cabinets under the sink in our new trailer being big enough to fit a body. Well don't you just know 8 year old me went to school and wrote that down for some kind of assignment.

I bet your folks got that worried conversation with your teacher. "Little Terrible Human wrote about how he'd like to store bodies in a trailer..."

/We got a similar conversation when our little Savage put the word "suicide" in a sentence.
//Something he saw on a TV commercial and thought it would be funny.
///Had to explain that he can't do that because it scares teachers.

violentsalvation: dahmers love zombie: One time I rented a car and they upgraded me to some big huge Lincoln. I went to throw my bag in the trunk and almost without thinking I said something like "man, you could fit a couple of hookers in here...". The rental agent guy wasn't sure whether he should be amused or really worried.

I said something very similar when i was shopping for a new car.

That's at least as good as asking lots of questions about how easy it is to clean the upholstery, then having the gf climb into the trunk. Of course, you in a for a heap o trouble if she goes missing within a couple of weeks, but hey, fun with car salesmen, right?

Dalek Caan's doomed mistress: the bus was carrying about 45 Brazilian tourists

Wow. And I thought my grandmother managing to fit six of us in a compact car was impressive.

I once rode in a Gremlin with six other teenagers, on an hour trip to the beach.

prekrasno: Dalek Caan's doomed mistress: the bus was carrying about 45 Brazilian tourists

Wow. And I thought my grandmother managing to fit six of us in a compact car was impressive.

I once rode in a Gremlin with six other teenagers, on an hour trip to the beach.

2 door Integra with four other grown men plus ski equipment 5 hrs to and from Sunday River in Maine.

Hell, thy name is riding biatch in the back of an Integra.

So... shall I get things started?

Sad Tag...but they let them free....did i miss something?

bobbydigital20g: Sad Tag...but they let them free....did i miss something?

Subby likes dead girls?

bobbydigital20g: Sad Tag...but they let them free....did i miss something?

Nope, you got it.

thanks for the laugh subby
+2 1/2

godofatheist: I am at a loss, All I saw in the story were two actual kidnapped women, but then again I am tired.

There were 2 Brasilian kidnapped women. Keep repeating that in your head.... you"ll figure it out.

BumpInTheNight: Nice subby, nice.

/golf clap

buckler: Maybe it's just me, but I'd think that hearing about kidnappings of foreign tourists repeatedly in an area would sort of dissuade one from being a tourist there.

Unless you have a kidnapping, rape, beheading and / or violently shot to death fetish...

Mose: So... shall I get things started?

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Yawza! Give those girls a sammich and send them to me. (Bathed or unbathed, makes no difference)

Seriously though, those girls need to have a sammich.

Golfclap for Mr Subby.

buckler: None of your damned business, Sam.

You crack me up, little buddy.

Mose: So... shall I get things started?

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... I'll take the ones on the left.

/left of the SI.com icon...

Golf clap for Subby.

It's Brazilliant!

:whispers: How many is a Brazillion? That's, like, a lot right?

weapon13: buckler: Maybe it's just me, but I'd think that hearing about kidnappings of foreign tourists repeatedly in an area would sort of dissuade one from being a tourist there.

Unless you have a kidnapping, rape, beheading and / or violently shot to death fetish...

They must be disappointed then, because all the kidnappers did was serve tea and biscuits.

/Female Sex Tourism sounds like an awesome band name.

Golf clap. I chortl'd.

dahmers love zombie: One time I rented a car and they upgraded me to some big huge Lincoln. I went to throw my bag in the trunk and almost without thinking I said something like "man, you could fit a couple of hookers in here...". The rental agent guy wasn't sure whether he should be amused or really worried.

Believe me, they'll fit.

you drive off with them in your def O.J., and if there's too many, you give half to masta gee so he can shock the house

Savage Belief: I bet your folks got that worried conversation with your teacher. "Little Terrible Human wrote about how she'd like to store bodies in a trailer..."

Nah I was a weird kid anyways.

capt.hollister: godofatheist: I am at a loss, All I saw in the story were two actual kidnapped women, but then again I am tired.

There were 2 Brasilian kidnapped women. Keep repeating that in your head.... you"ll figure it out.
yeah i was tired makes sense lol good one.