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DO NOT WANT Poster Girl		2012-03-19 03:53:46 AM

Farks hard all night long/Gets the hell out in the AM 2012

gadian		2012-03-19 04:11:45 AM

FirstNationalBastard: gadian: That Guy with the Awesome Chest in those Calvin Kleine Ads / That angry, hot detective from Law & Order: SVU 2012

[hollywoodhatesme.files.wordpress.com image 288x375]

?

Erm, angry yes, hot...ehhhh. I should've been more specific. Mr. I can't keep my shirt on.

vartian		2012-03-19 04:18:28 AM

IBreakdance2NIN: GUYS LEAVE YOU THE F*CK ALONE AT THE BAR WHEN YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO HAVE A BEER AND READ YOUR BOOK IN PEACE, GODDAMN/BABY ANIMALS

Girls takes book to a bar?

bigpete53		2012-03-19 04:19:03 AM

FLUSHABLE TAMPONS/PERIOD FARTS 2012

/my homage to Fondle My Sweaters
//when will sleep ever come?

FirstNationalBastard		2012-03-19 05:06:49 AM

gadian: FirstNationalBastard: gadian: That Guy with the Awesome Chest in those Calvin Kleine Ads / That angry, hot detective from Law & Order: SVU 2012

[hollywoodhatesme.files.wordpress.com image 288x375]

?

Erm, angry yes, hot...ehhhh. I should've been more specific. Mr. I can't keep my shirt on.

4.bp.blogspot.com

Kittypie070		2012-03-19 05:39:53 AM

HALP!! I'M STUCK TO THE VOTING LEVER!

/FirstNationalBastard FTW

Ooshatielf		2012-03-19 06:29:24 AM

quatchi: To crush the GOP, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of their women-haters/ Post coital cuddles & cheescake 2012.

/Fun meme is fun.

You got my vote! :D

Natsumi		2012-03-19 06:35:52 AM

I love this thread!

IBreakdance2NIN		2012-03-19 06:55:00 AM

vartian: IBreakdance2NIN: GUYS LEAVE YOU THE F*CK ALONE AT THE BAR WHEN YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO HAVE A BEER AND READ YOUR BOOK IN PEACE, GODDAMN/BABY ANIMALS

Girls takes book to a bar?

:shrug: I do every time. And inevitably, some drunken idiot is in my face asking a string of questions, including, "How can you concentrate?" "Much better if you f*ck off."

The one person in the whole damn place not looking to get picked up... that's who you pester? Don't get it.

Fifi Le Pew		2012-03-19 06:57:13 AM

UNDERSTANDS THE IMPORTANCE OF THROW PILLOWS/DOES NOT LEAVE DIRTY SOCKS ON THE FLOOR 2012

IBreakdance2NIN		2012-03-19 06:58:32 AM

ffish / Jackson Herring 2012

IBreakdance2NIN		2012-03-19 07:02:06 AM

CAN AIM HIS PISS STREAM PROPERLY INTO AND NOT AROUND THE TOILET/FINDING A SHADE OF FOUNDATION THAT ACTUALLY MATCHES YOUR SKINTONE 2012

IBreakdance2NIN		2012-03-19 07:05:23 AM

GUY BUYS YOU A DRINK AT THE BAR - AND, MIRACLE OF MIRACLES, HE'S NOT A CREEP AND IS ACTUALLY ATTRACTIVE AND NICE TO TALK TO/QUICK-DRYING NAIL POLISH 2012

IBreakdance2NIN		2012-03-19 07:10:04 AM

SCOOPING UP A REALLY CUTE DRESS, ON CLEARANCE, AND IT'S THE LAST ONE IN YOUR SIZE/YOUR WORKPLACE HAS AN EMERGENCY STASH OF TAMPONS FOR THEIR FEMALE EMPLOYEES BECAUSE THE BOSS IS JUST THOUGHTFUL LIKE THAT 2012

IBreakdance2NIN		2012-03-19 07:12:28 AM

CLAIMING THAT IT'S A "FEMALE EMERGENCY" TO THE COP WHO JUST PULLED YOU OVER FOR GOING 77 IN A 65 AND HIM GETTING NERVOUS ENOUGH TO LET YOU OFF WITH A WARNING/AN EVENING HOME ALONE WITH "IN BRUGES", A BOTTLE OF MALBEC, AND SOME BAKED GOAT CHEESE 2012

IBreakdance2NIN		2012-03-19 07:15:54 AM

TRASH-TALKING YOUR OWN LOCAL SPORTS TEAM OF CHOICE WITH CavalierEternal BECAUSE THEY SUCK THIS SEASON AND HE FEELS YOUR PAIN (BUT YOU STILL LOVE THEM ANYWAY, LIKE AN ABUSIVE PARENT)/BIG FLOPPY STRAW HATS IN THE SUMMER 2012

IBreakdance2NIN		2012-03-19 07:22:21 AM

HAVING A CUTE DOG SMALL ENOUGH TO CARRY AROUND IN YOUR PURSE - BUT YOU DON'T, BECAUSE THAT KIND OF RETARDED shiat IS FOR THE PARIS HILTONS OF THE WORLD, NOT TO MENTION EMBARRASSING FOR THE DOG/DOWNLOADING THE GIRL SCOUT COOKIE FINDER APP TO YOUR IPHONE SO YOU CAN GET YOUR SWEET, SWEET DO-SI-DO FIX ANYTIME, ANYWHERE 2012

vartian		2012-03-19 07:29:40 AM

IBreakdance2NIN: The one person in the whole damn place not looking to get picked up... that's who you pester? Don't get it.

I think it is kind of awesome, it just seems like a horrible place to read :)

keylock71		2012-03-19 07:30:20 AM

Well, that's bad news for the GOP...

sweetmelissa31		2012-03-19 07:31:02 AM

Kittypie070: WHAT THE F*CK??/HOLY HELL!! - 2012

Are you male or female/ I'm just curious 2012

Jackson Herring		2012-03-19 07:32:56 AM

IBreakdance2NIN: ffish / Jackson Herring 2012

VICE president? :(

Agent_Stan_Smith_CIA		2012-03-19 07:33:09 AM

http://www.fox.com/americandad/rogersmith2012

That is all.

Jackson Herring		2012-03-19 07:34:20 AM

The Timeless Allure of Tiffany Keys/LAST DAY! 15% OFF Easter Eggs, Ballotins & Baskets

medius		2012-03-19 07:34:20 AM

http://pinterest.com/foodporn 2012

IBreakdance2NIN		2012-03-19 07:34:30 AM

Jackson Herring: IBreakdance2NIN: ffish / Jackson Herring 2012

VICE president? :(

I want you to be my Joe Biden.

Jackson Herring		2012-03-19 07:35:04 AM

IBreakdance2NIN: Jackson Herring: IBreakdance2NIN: ffish / Jackson Herring 2012

VICE president? :(

I want you to be my Joe Biden.

More like Bro Biden *fist bumps*

IBreakdance2NIN		2012-03-19 07:36:31 AM

vartian: IBreakdance2NIN: The one person in the whole damn place not looking to get picked up... that's who you pester? Don't get it.

I think it is kind of awesome, it just seems like a horrible place to read :)

Not at all, usually. I like the neighborhood Irish pubs, not too rowdy except on weekends. Plus I need something to do when I go drinking alone... why not read?

medius		2012-03-19 07:36:40 AM

A/S/L 2012

Jackson Herring		2012-03-19 07:36:48 AM

sweetmelissa31: Kittypie070: WHAT THE F*CK??/HOLY HELL!! - 2012

Are you male or female/ I'm just curious 2012

this is important/people want to know 2016

medius		2012-03-19 07:38:13 AM

BIE / EIP 2012

make me some tea		2012-03-19 07:38:15 AM

IBreakdance2NIN: TEA 2012

Well, I'm flattered but I'm not going to run for President!

Starving Zimbabwe Trillionaire		2012-03-19 07:39:53 AM

Guess that explains the Dems dirty tricks. (new window)

IBreakdance2NIN		2012-03-19 07:40:03 AM

make me some tea: IBreakdance2NIN: TEA 2012

Well, I'm flattered but I'm not going to run for President!

HEINOUS F*CKERY/MOST FOUL 2012

sweetmelissa31		2012-03-19 07:40:14 AM

IBreakdance2NIN: MICHAEL FASSBENDER/MICHAEL FASSBENDER'S NAKED BUTT 2012

I just did a google image search for that/ and I'm not disappointed 2012.

medius		2012-03-19 07:40:25 AM

DICK / SPIRO 1968

IBreakdance2NIN		2012-03-19 07:42:35 AM

sweetmelissa31: IBreakdance2NIN: MICHAEL FASSBENDER/MICHAEL FASSBENDER'S NAKED BUTT 2012

I just did a google image search for that/ and I'm not disappointed 2012.

DIDN'T I TELL Y'ALL/DAT ASS 2012

make me some tea		2012-03-19 07:43:21 AM

IBreakdance2NIN: HEINOUS F*CKERY/MOST FOUL 2012

I throw my support behind this.

medius		2012-03-19 07:45:12 AM

Nip/Tuck 2012

keylock71		2012-03-19 07:49:12 AM

Starving Zimbabwe Trillionaire: Guess that explains the Dems dirty tricks. (new window)

Yes, expanding protection for battered spouses... what a "dirty trick".

Those poor Republicans can't be expected to vote in favor of something like that!

Jackson Herring		2012-03-19 07:55:22 AM

keylock71: Yes, expanding protection for battered spouses... what a "dirty trick".

Those poor Republicans can't be expected to vote in favor of something like that!

The "trick" is that includes brown people.

keylock71		2012-03-19 07:58:15 AM

Jackson Herring: keylock71: Yes, expanding protection for battered spouses... what a "dirty trick".

Those poor Republicans can't be expected to vote in favor of something like that!

The "trick" is that includes brown people.

...and those tricky homosexuals.

They've been known to trick upstanding, christian Republicans in public restrooms, too.

Jackson Herring		2012-03-19 08:01:54 AM

This thread is like, HUMID.

IBreakdance2NIN		2012-03-19 08:02:54 AM

keylock71: Jackson Herring: keylock71: Yes, expanding protection for battered spouses... what a "dirty trick".

Those poor Republicans can't be expected to vote in favor of something like that!

The "trick" is that includes brown people.

...and those tricky homosexuals.

They've been known to trick upwidestanding, christian Republicans in public restrooms, too.

FTFY

ambercat		2012-03-19 08:10:24 AM

CHOCOLATE COVERED PENIS/PENIS COVERED CHOCOLATE 2012

IBreakdance2NIN		2012-03-19 08:17:27 AM

Jackson Herring: This thread is like, HUMID.

...you trying to say something about my vag?

Jackson Herring		2012-03-19 08:35:45 AM

IBreakdance2NIN: Jackson Herring: This thread is like, HUMID.

...you trying to say something about my vag?

I'm just saying this thread has a high dew point, for various reasons