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(Slate)   The voting base that holds all the power in the 2012 election? Single women. GOD HELP US ALL   (slate.com) divider line 427
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2012-03-19 12:11:58 AM
God Is My Co-Pirate: MR. DARCY SWIMMING / JULIA ROBERTS SHOWING UP THOSE biatch SALESGIRLS IN PRETTY WOMAN 2012

I am a longtime supporter of MR. DARCY SWIMMING
 
2012-03-19 12:13:41 AM
LouDobbsAwaaaay: Your Average Witty Fark User: So my vote doesn't count?

Depends. Are you rich?


I'm on Fark. Of course not. But I am white and male. 2/3rds is close enough right?
 
2012-03-19 12:16:25 AM

Dare I say it

Katniss/Haymitch 2012
 
2012-03-19 12:16:39 AM
Happy Hour With Friends Desperate To Hold On To Their Fading Youth/Wooooooooooooo! 2012
 
2012-03-19 12:16:48 AM
Go Fast Turn Left: TheShavingofOccam123: I VOTE WITH MY VAJAYJAY 2012

You'd have to do some kind of handstand or something to operate the levers...


Guys would pay good money to watch the televised (cable, of course) coverage of voting. We might even show up at the voting booth for a change.

There would be a 20 year waiting list to be an election monitor.
 
2012-03-19 12:18:23 AM
Eye Contact/Unrealistically Hot Hunk on the Cover of a Cheap Romance Novel 2012
 
2012-03-19 12:18:38 AM
Erma Bombeck/Channing Tatum 2012
 
2012-03-19 12:19:40 AM
Kotex/Tiffany's 2012
 
2012-03-19 12:19:49 AM
WAILING & GNASHING OF TEETH/ASSKICKING WITH STEEL-TOED RASPBERRY HIGH HEELS 2012
 
2012-03-19 12:20:42 AM
Angelina Jolie's Lips/Charlize Theron's Face 2012!
 
2012-03-19 12:25:49 AM
Paris1127: Kotex/Tiffany's 2012

Speaking of which, why the hell is my local grocery store no longer carrying OB tampons?

F*CK
THEM ALL.
 
2012-03-19 12:35:14 AM
just another single 30-something slut signing in, here to wield my power and vote with my vagina.
 
2012-03-19 12:35:21 AM
Wait a second. If winterwhile is now posting photos, is he finally admitting that he's printboy? And if so, can he have a perma-vacation as well?
 
2012-03-19 12:39:36 AM
Elizabeth WARREN/Tammy DUCKWORTH 2016
 
2012-03-19 12:41:54 AM
Zack Morris/Madonna 1992
 
2012-03-19 12:43:25 AM
TheShavingofOccam123: I VOTE WITH MY VAJAYJAY 2012

VOTING WITH VAGINA/SLIMY ELECTION LEVERS AND WETNAPS FOR ALL 2012
 
2012-03-19 12:43:25 AM
Ishkur: The scene that really stuck out for me is during Sarah's "honeymoon" montage where she's enormously popular and shaking hands with parents of downs children. And there's that one 40-something woman, mother of five, crying into the camera saying that here, for the first time, was someone who actually understood her and her type of people, running for office! The disenfranchised simple homemakers of America. No one ever panders to them because no one has ever needed to (because they usually don't vote or if they do they vote for their husband's party). Their voices are never heard.

That's the part that stuck out for me too. The people, particularly the women from average, ordinary America don't ever see anyone represented in national politics who understands them because they've been there, and so it's understandable that she struck a chord.

Interestingly, Palin also inspired my female students at the university I was teaching at in Vietnam during the election--she represented the possibility that they could have families and reach the highest levels of politics and the idea that they didn't have to choose family or political career.

/If only Palin had stayed in Alaska and gotten more experience and educated herself
//The McCain campaign did her a disservice by putting her in the spotlight when she clearly wasn't ready
 
2012-03-19 12:49:09 AM
Mrtraveler01: winterwhile: not to worry

Obama can't Fark the USA up after 2012

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Idaho, Louisiana, Oklahoma, and Georgia would all vote for Obama over Charlie Manson even though they're strong conservative states?

You failed in logic class didn't you?


Don't mind winterwhile. You know that place way over there past Irrelevance? Yeah, he lives there.
 
2012-03-19 12:49:55 AM
That Guy with the Awesome Chest in those Calvin Kleine Ads / That angry, hot detective from Law & Order: SVU 2012
 
2012-03-19 12:52:26 AM
This thread is awesome.

Seriously, how many of you are drunk?
 
2012-03-19 12:55:23 AM
gadian: That Guy with the Awesome Chest in those Calvin Kleine Ads / That angry, hot detective from Law & Order: SVU 2012

hollywoodhatesme.files.wordpress.com

?
 
2012-03-19 12:55:48 AM
Spanx / Adele's new single 2012
 
2012-03-19 12:56:42 AM
PonceAlyosha: I'm pretty sure Ishkur's tower is the most Ivory. I think he's Nate Silver's fark handle.

I'm Canadian. I have to play both sides against each other or else it's impolite.
 
2012-03-19 12:58:15 AM
RIDING VACUUM CLEANERS / DISHWASHER-SAFE DIVA CUPS 2012
 
2012-03-19 01:01:57 AM
SITTING ON THE WASHING MACHINE/FINDING THE HOT TUB JET 2012
 
2012-03-19 01:05:53 AM
HOT WATER / TEA BAG ON THE SIDE 2012
 
2012-03-19 01:08:20 AM
ARABIAN GOGGLES / WET FARTS ON THE THIGH WHILE SPOONING 2012
 
2012-03-19 01:10:06 AM
HOT GYMNASTIC SEX / GOOD BOOKS 2012
 
2012-03-19 01:12:40 AM
Loose Shoes/Warm Place To Sh...


Oh, wait. Sorry, wrong list.
 
2012-03-19 01:18:26 AM
To be fair, this demographic is only an issue because the GOP has already alienated almost every other group to such a degree that bashing them further gets no reaction.
 
2012-03-19 01:22:50 AM
www.itusozluk.com
 
2012-03-19 01:24:13 AM
Mildot: [www.itusozluk.com image 440x555]

trollercoaster.com
 
2012-03-19 01:41:22 AM
KEEP GOV'T OUT OF MY VAGINA\BATE TO XENA EPS 2012


/For all us bis\lesbos out there.
 
2012-03-19 01:43:45 AM
Bieber/Selena 2012
 
2012-03-19 01:46:50 AM
PsiChick: KEEP GOV'T OUT OF MY VAGINA\BATE TO XENA EPS 2012

/For all us bis\lesbos out there.


some things are universal
 
2012-03-19 01:51:22 AM
AKTurkey: PsiChick: KEEP GOV'T OUT OF MY VAGINA\BATE TO XENA EPS 2012

/For all us bis\lesbos out there.

some things are universal


...Straight girls aren't bating to Xena. They're cheering during the fight scenes.
 
2012-03-19 01:55:11 AM
PsiChick: AKTurkey: PsiChick: KEEP GOV'T OUT OF MY VAGINA\BATE TO XENA EPS 2012

/For all us bis\lesbos out there.

some things are universal

...Straight girls aren't bating to Xena. They're cheering during the fight scenes.


You've underestimated the power and allure of Bruce Campbell

www.space-debris.com
 
2012-03-19 01:56:53 AM
Mildot: [www.itusozluk.com image 440x555]

That strategy never really worked on me, especially in an era of unlimited porn.
 
2012-03-19 01:56:59 AM
hubiestubert: Ishkur: winterwhile: anybody can win against Obama

how?

To be fair, it was the rallying cry the last time around too.

How'd that work out, winterwhile? I mean, it was McCain and Our Savior in Chief Sarah Palin, the One vs Empty Suit 0bama, right?

How'd that work out?


That's once.
 
2012-03-19 02:02:27 AM
hubiestubert: this nation was founded by the best and the brightest of their age, men of learning, men of vision, and she pisses all over their legacy and tells folks that "good enough" is a fine value for a nation that went to the Moon, who freed Europe from the Nazis, who has led the tech revolution. She pisses on the promise of this nation, and she does so to cheers.

Well stated. I wish we'd bring back some form of the original electoral college. Our founding fathers knew that Joe Sixpack wasn't going to choose the brightest or best leader, so Joe could pick his well-educated neighbor to act, in a sense, as a proxy. At the very least, I'd like to see each electoral vote count independently so that massive states like CA, NY, and TX don't get so much pull. If CA's public vote is 60/40, then split up the electoral votes that way.
 
2012-03-19 02:08:35 AM
PONIES/DEBBIE CROCKER 2012

BEN & JERRY 2012
 
2012-03-19 02:58:03 AM
Twist2005: PONIES/DEBBIE CROCKER 2012

BEN & JERRY 2012


...the f*ck? Do you mean Betty Crocker, or Little Debbie?

BLUE BELL PECAN PRALINES & CREAM/KENNY POWERS 2012
 
2012-03-19 03:01:01 AM
GEORGIA O'KEEFFE'S THINLY-VEILED VAGINA-LIKE ARTWORK/READING CHARLES BUKOWSKI'S "WOMEN" AND DRINKING WHISKEY WHILE SITTING IN A BAR FULL OF MEN AND GETTING ODD LOOKS 2012
 
2012-03-19 03:03:32 AM
OtherLittleGuy: Miss Stein: CavalierEternal: Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream/Gosling 2012

You misspelled "Bombay Sapphire Martini/Alan Rickman".

In that case, the Republicans should dump Rmoney for Alan Rickman. Now,


(Rickman) Both sides... ... are bad... ... ... vote Republican (/Rickman)
 
2012-03-19 03:12:18 AM
IBreakdance2NIN: IGNORING THE FARK MISOGYNY TROLLS BECAUSE THAT SHIAT GETS OLD AND REPETITIVE/SHOPPING ON ETSY 2012

Gets my vote.

/wrong demographic
 
2012-03-19 03:15:58 AM
BUBBLE BATHS/1979 TRANS AM 6.6L WITH T-TOPS 2012
 
2012-03-19 03:19:30 AM
BUYING KOTEX, ICE CREAM, AND AMMO ALL ON THE SAME SHOPPING TRIP, CHECKING OUT AT THE GUN COUNTER, AND SCARING THE HOLY HELL OUT OF THE MALE CASHIER/FLUFFY BUNNIES 2012
 
2012-03-19 03:23:59 AM
The puppy/minivan scene in Bridesmaids/Tom Hiddleston 2012
 
2012-03-19 03:38:27 AM
HighOnCraic: aselene: Great. I guess this means we're all going to be forced at gunpoint to pay for sluts to have unprotected sex.

Granted, you're trolling, but don't you see the upside to all those women having more protected sex?


"aselene" is a term used by gay men for Vaseline used in place of water based lubes.

So I expect aselene does not care for the ladies

Nttawwt
 
2012-03-19 03:48:20 AM
Biatching about Mariner Baseball (11th year in a row)/filthy underground hip-hop 2012, for this one.

So much chauvinism, guys! Wait, where am I? Fark?

Oh. That's right.

These people know nothing about women.
 
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