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(Slate)   The voting base that holds all the power in the 2012 election? Single women. GOD HELP US ALL   (slate.com) divider line 427
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2012-03-18 08:49:29 PM  
THAT BLACK DRESS ON PINTREST/FRUITY CAR AIR FRESHENER 2012
 
2012-03-18 08:50:38 PM  
Good.
 
2012-03-18 08:51:04 PM  
TELL ME WHO EVERY GIRL IN YOUR PHONE IS/PUTTING DIESEL IN GAS TANK 2012
 
2012-03-18 08:52:39 PM  
"I'M SO GLAD TO BE MOMMY" STATUS UPDATE/ "MY HUSBAND IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD FOR MAKING DINNER" STATUS UPDATE 2012
 
2012-03-18 08:53:55 PM  
GUIDETTE FRANKENTITS/FLATTERY GETS YOU EVERYWHERE 2012
 
2012-03-18 08:55:39 PM  
Great. I guess this means we're all going to be forced at gunpoint to pay for sluts to have unprotected sex.

IF GOD COULD VOTE, HE'D VOTE REPUBLICAN.

And really, is it not a travesty that we DON'T allow God to vote?
 
2012-03-18 08:55:44 PM  
BIG DICK/IN TOUCH WITH FEELINGS 2012
 
2012-03-18 08:55:49 PM  
FRIEND ZONE THAT NERDY GUY/BIATCH ABOUT BEING SINGLE 2012
 
2012-03-18 08:58:18 PM  
I WANT AN EXPENSIVE WEDDING AT MY CHILDHOOD CHURCH BECAUSE IT'S TRADITION/THE CHURCH CAN'T TELL WOMEN WHAT TO DO WITH THEIR BODIES 2012
 
2012-03-18 08:58:32 PM  
FREE MIMOSA OR GLASS OF WINE AT THE NAIL SALON/FRESH BATTERIES AND HOURS ALONE WITH YOUPORN.COM 2012
 
2012-03-18 08:58:48 PM  
LOW-FAT SALAD DRESSING/SURPRIZE BUTTSECKS 2012
 
2012-03-18 08:59:01 PM  

aselene: IF GOD COULD VOTE, HE'D VOTE REPUBLICAN.


Jesus can't vote, he's an anchor-baby.
 
2012-03-18 09:00:11 PM  

missiv: [www.coolestspringbreak.com image 448x299]
Tell them they can't have birth control pills, keep calling them sluts.
Be the Fool.


what the hell is wrong with #7's face?
 
2012-03-18 09:01:54 PM  
DICK/DICK/DICK/DICK/DICK/DICK/DICK/DICK/DICK/DICK/DICK/DICK/DICK 2012


www.wearysloth.com
 
2012-03-18 09:01:54 PM  
I'll pay all the bills/ I love going on double dates with your friends. 2012
 
2012-03-18 09:01:56 PM  

Bonzo_1116: aselene: IF GOD COULD VOTE, HE'D VOTE REPUBLICAN.


Jesus can't vote, he's an anchor-baby.


cdn.twentytwowords.com
 
2012-03-18 09:04:44 PM  

error 303: Bonzo_1116: aselene: IF GOD COULD VOTE, HE'D VOTE REPUBLICAN.


Jesus can't vote, he's an anchor-baby.

[cdn.twentytwowords.com image 500x588]


WHAR BIRF CERTIFKIT YAHWEH? WHAR?!?
 
2012-03-18 09:07:07 PM  
GUYS WHO DON'T biatch AND CRY ABOUT BEING "FRIENDZONED" BECAUSE THEY ACTUALLY HAVE SOME SELF-CONFIDENCE AND DON'T TAKE DATING ADVICE FROM FARKERS/DOUBLE FUDGE BROWNIES 2012
 
2012-03-18 09:08:20 PM  
RACHEL MADDOW HOLDING A CLASSIC COCKTAIL/CORGI PUPPIES 2012
 
2012-03-18 09:09:51 PM  

aselene: Great. I guess this means we're all going to be forced at gunpoint to pay for sluts to have unprotected sex.


Granted, you're trolling, but don't you see the upside to all those women having more protected sex?
 
2012-03-18 09:10:15 PM  
Beer/Pizza 2012

/ Am I doing it right?
 
2012-03-18 09:11:31 PM  

GAT_00: If it was only up to white men, we'd actually have those permanent Republican majorities. So I'm OK with this.


I don't think you have ever posted on a Fark thread without bringing up race. Funny about that. Another racist lib. Such a bore.
 
2012-03-18 09:11:37 PM  
26.media.tumblr.com/24.media.tumblr.com 2012
 
2012-03-18 09:12:15 PM  
THE MAN YOUR MAN COULD SMELL LIKE / THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD 2012!!


i1126.photobucket.comi1126.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-18 09:12:37 PM  

King Something: MAKES SURE YOU FINISH FIRST/DOESN'T THINK THAT DRESS MAKES YOU LOOK FAT 2012


I voted for this 12 years ago. Better than any basket of baby fuzzy animals. :)

/Still can't for-real vote
 
2012-03-18 09:13:02 PM  
Remember ladies...

lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-03-18 09:13:54 PM  
MAKER'S MARK MANHATTAN, PERFECT/PENCIL SKIRTS 2012
 
2012-03-18 09:14:06 PM  
I thought it was whiny, middle-aged men. They seem to be everywhere.
 
2012-03-18 09:14:20 PM  

Bonzo_1116: MrEricSir: Too bad Cain dropped out, his plan to sleep with all single women in the country 9 times would have helped the GOP.

Know what's kinda sad about that? Out of all the clowns still in the race, I'd actually prefer Herman Cain, because at least he's a human. Stupid, and with flaws, yes. But the ones still running are like cyborgs from a shiatty dystopian futurism novel.


His only flaw was running as a Republican. Had he been a Dem, the media would have dug up so much dirt on the women that no one else would dare come out. Look how Clinton was protected and the Kennedys. And even John Edwards until he no longer mattered.
 
2012-03-18 09:15:42 PM  

GAT_00: Cleans The House/Keeps The Seat Down 2012


Cleans the House/AND the Senate 2012
 
2012-03-18 09:17:03 PM  
time to clean the dem-o-rats out

for this

i135.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-18 09:17:50 PM  
HOT YOGA/PARANORMAL-URBAN FANTASY 2012
 
2012-03-18 09:19:03 PM  

Nemo's Brother: Bonzo_1116: MrEricSir: Too bad Cain dropped out, his plan to sleep with all single women in the country 9 times would have helped the GOP.

Know what's kinda sad about that? Out of all the clowns still in the race, I'd actually prefer Herman Cain, because at least he's a human. Stupid, and with flaws, yes. But the ones still running are like cyborgs from a shiatty dystopian futurism novel.

His only flaw was running as a Republican. Had he been a Dem, the media would have dug up so much dirt on the women that no one else would dare come out. Look how Clinton was protected and the Kennedys. And even John Edwards until he no longer mattered.


Yeah, Republican opposition research only works on Republicans.

/yikes.
 
Ehh
2012-03-18 09:20:10 PM  
basemeta: Well, the republicans have pissed that voting block off, so.......

Yeah, exactly. What does the GOP do when faced with an important election that could hinge on the vote of single women? Declare war on them.

big tent!
 
2012-03-18 09:21:01 PM  
BUBBLE BATHS WITH A GOOD BOOK AND AN ABITA ABBEY ALE/BARACK OBAMA NOT TRYING TO GET ALL UP IN MY LADYPARTS, UNLIKE THE REPUBLICANS 2012


Best part????............. forever
 
2012-03-18 09:21:24 PM  

Wyalt Derp: LOW-FAT SALAD DRESSING/SURPRIZE BUTTSECKS 2012


Low fat salad dressing sucks.

So does Pinterest.

/That's right. I went there.
 
2012-03-18 09:22:17 PM  
Good pot/And makeup sex after an argument 2012
 
2012-03-18 09:23:32 PM  
PEANUT/JOSE JALAPENO ON A STICK 2012
 
2012-03-18 09:23:38 PM  

IBreakdance2NIN: BUBBLE BATHS WITH A GOOD BOOK AND AN ABITA ABBEY ALE/BARACK OBAMA NOT TRYING TO GET ALL UP IN MY LADYPARTS, UNLIKE THE REPUBLICANS 2012

Best part????............. forever


You have really good political instincts. Especially about Michael Fassbender's ass.
 
2012-03-18 09:23:44 PM  
29.media.tumblr.com

/hot
 
2012-03-18 09:24:16 PM  

winterwhile: time to clean the dem-o-rats out


Putting the same tired lie in cartoon form. Aren't you cute?

No, wait, that's not the right word.... umm... obnoxious. Aren't you obnoxious!
 
2012-03-18 09:24:55 PM  
MODCLOTH.COM/SEPHORA 2012
 
2012-03-18 09:25:26 PM  
HOT, MUSCULAR REDHEADED SPECIAL FORCES GUY/TEQUILA SHOTS AND HOT MAKEUP SEX AFTER A POLITICAL ARGUMENT WITH SAID HOT, MUSCULAR REDHEADED SPECIAL FORCES GUY 2012


/oh yeah
 
2012-03-18 09:26:54 PM  

bobbette: IBreakdance2NIN: BUBBLE BATHS WITH A GOOD BOOK AND AN ABITA ABBEY ALE/BARACK OBAMA NOT TRYING TO GET ALL UP IN MY LADYPARTS, UNLIKE THE REPUBLICANS 2012

Best part????............. forever

You have really good political instincts. Especially about Michael Fassbender's ass.


Damn straight. :D
 
2012-03-18 09:28:21 PM  

Needlessly Complicated: MODCLOTH.COM/SEPHORA 2012


Well I think I know who I'm voting for.
 
2012-03-18 09:29:16 PM  

winterwhile: time to clean the dem-o-rats out

for this

[i135.photobucket.com image 420x294]


honest question,
That 1,000 dollars to have sex... is that the going rate you are paying these days?
 
2012-03-18 09:29:18 PM  

IBreakdance2NIN: BUBBLE BATHS WITH A GOOD BOOK AND AN ABITA ABBEY ALE


You know a lot of these are things that I like. I'm a bit worried
 
2012-03-18 09:29:56 PM  
not to worry

Obama can't Fark the USA up after 2012

i135.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-18 09:30:23 PM  

bobbette: IBreakdance2NIN: BUBBLE BATHS WITH A GOOD BOOK AND AN ABITA ABBEY ALE/BARACK OBAMA NOT TRYING TO GET ALL UP IN MY LADYPARTS, UNLIKE THE REPUBLICANS 2012

Best part????............. forever

You have really good political instincts. Especially about Michael Fassbender's ass.


Would fark Obama/fark You Obama 2012
 
2012-03-18 09:31:03 PM  

winterwhile: time to clean the dem-o-rats out

for this

[i135.photobucket.com image 420x294]


That is a solid argument that in no way misrepresents the facts. You should send that to as many single women as possible, as it is certain to convince them how correct you are. This will cause a monstrous wave of Santorum support on Election Day. . .

best part...................................forever!!!!!11111!!!
 
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