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(Slate)   The voting base that holds all the power in the 2012 election? Single women. GOD HELP US ALL   (slate.com) divider line 427
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2012-03-18 07:28:28 PM  
NOT HAVING TO LIE AND SAY "OF COURSE IT'S BIG ENOUGH"/FRANCESCA LIA BLOCK 2012
 
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NEW RIHANNA CD/MAZDA MIATA 2012
 
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MEMORIZED THE ENTIRE KAMA SUTRA/AND THE LYRICS TO EVERY LOVE SONG FROM THE 80s AND 90s 2012
 
2012-03-18 07:32:14 PM  
FANTASIZING ABOUT THE NOW-ADULT ACTORS IN THE "HARRY POTTER" MOVIES WITH LITTLE TO NO SHAME/CUTE NEW HANDBAG 2012
 
2012-03-18 07:32:39 PM  
Does the Ironing/Brings Home Cheesecake Once a Month Because He Knows When I Need It 2012
 
2012-03-18 07:35:10 PM  
MAKES SURE YOU FINISH FIRST/DOESN'T THINK THAT DRESS MAKES YOU LOOK FAT 2012
 
2012-03-18 07:42:05 PM  
Woo, green! Can we get voting enabled?
 
2012-03-18 07:42:15 PM  
DRESSING LIKE A SLUT/BEING OFFENDED WHEN MISTAKEN FOR A SLUT BECAUSE YOU DRESS LIKE A SLUT 2012
 
2012-03-18 07:43:02 PM  

GAT_00: Woo, green! Can we get voting enabled?


I think that's what the Funny and Smrt buttons are for.
 
2012-03-18 07:43:40 PM  

GAT_00: Woo, green! Can we get voting enabled?


"Voting for comments will be enabled when this link posts to regular Fark."
 
2012-03-18 07:45:54 PM  
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2012-03-18 07:46:06 PM  
Gets Along with My Mother/Doesn't Have a Cat Allergy 2012
 
2012-03-18 07:47:29 PM  
CUTE RICH AND CHARMING/ISN'T GAY 2012
 
2012-03-18 07:47:32 PM  

King Something: GAT_00: Woo, green! Can we get voting enabled?

"Voting for comments will be enabled when this link posts to regular Fark."


It switches to funny and best IIRC for full voting. But I still don't think about those.
 
2012-03-18 07:48:34 PM  
This thread offends and amuses me.
 
2012-03-18 07:48:40 PM  
The single woman, or "swingle," as pollsters are now calling her, is already one of the largest voting blocs at 55 million, and that number is growing by almost 1 million voters a year-faster than any other group of voters broken out in the polls.

first off - that's a stupid/insulting nickname and secondly, if this is true then Rush Limbaugh might have just sunk the GOP for the next 10 years.
 
2012-03-18 07:49:00 PM  
XD

I love you guys.
 
2012-03-18 07:49:59 PM  
Tickets to that thing you love/now diamonds
 
2012-03-18 07:50:04 PM  

GAT_00: King Something: GAT_00: Woo, green! Can we get voting enabled?

"Voting for comments will be enabled when this link posts to regular Fark."

It switches to funny and best IIRC for full voting. But I still don't think about those.


"Best" is only available for contest threads (i.e. the Photoshop and caption threads), replacing "Smart" from other types of threads." "Funny" is available in all threads.
 
2012-03-18 07:50:17 PM  

Weaver95: The single woman, or "swingle," as pollsters are now calling her, is already one of the largest voting blocs at 55 million, and that number is growing by almost 1 million voters a year-faster than any other group of voters broken out in the polls.

first off - that's a stupid/insulting nickname and secondly, if this is true then Rush Limbaugh might have just sunk the GOP for the next 10 years.


I look forward to the Lifetime movie about the 2012 election about how a plucky young woman who has been abused by the Republican Party takes a stand and realizes she doesn't need no man telling her how to vote.

/then burns an elephant in her bed.
 
2012-03-18 07:50:51 PM  
HAVING A GAY BEST FRIEND WITH AWESOME TASTE IN EVERYTHING/HERBAL TEA 2012
 
2012-03-18 07:50:51 PM  

Weaver95: The single woman, or "swingle," as pollsters are now calling her, is already one of the largest voting blocs at 55 million, and that number is growing by almost 1 million voters a year-faster than any other group of voters broken out in the polls.

first off - that's a stupid/insulting nickname and secondly, if this is true then Rush Limbaugh might have just sunk the GOP for the next 10 years.


I'm not sure about that. The bitter harpies jealous of the sluts aren't happy about others getting that much sex.
 
2012-03-18 07:51:19 PM  

Shostie: Häagen-Dazs/Weepy Romantic Comedy 2012


CavalierEternal said it better, earlier, and in a funnier manner:

CavalierEternal: Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream/Gosling 2012

 
2012-03-18 07:51:36 PM  
BEYONCE SONGS ABOUT FEMALE EMPOWERMENT/CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGH 2012
 
2012-03-18 07:51:51 PM  

Anyway, back to the funny.


ZUCCHINI/HEAT-ACTIVATED LUBRICANT 2012
 
2012-03-18 07:52:13 PM  

St_Francis_P: Those sluts?


What do you call a woman who has a lot of sex?

HER NAME!

Whores do it for the money.
Sluts do it because they like it.

/haven't got a problem with either.
 
2012-03-18 07:52:56 PM  
I like how people keep saying that the GOP might gain control of the Senate and strengthen their grip on the House.
 
2012-03-18 07:53:17 PM  
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2012-03-18 07:53:38 PM  
I love this thread.
 
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2012-03-18 07:59:08 PM  
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2012-03-18 07:59:09 PM  
SHUTS UP WHEN YOU GIVE HIM THE LOOK / DOESNT TALK BACK WHEN YOU'RE ANGRY

2012
 
2012-03-18 07:59:46 PM  
Bwa-ha-ha-ha!!! Can't wait to take my seven cats to the polling place and vote for whatever the hell I want. You suckers!!

John Barrowman decides he's heterosexual after all and that he really prefers older fat women/Whatever 2012
 
2012-03-18 08:01:27 PM  
Lilly Pulitzer/Bruno Mars 2012
 
2012-03-18 08:01:41 PM  
What is with the left's constant obsession with group vote dynamics?

I am always hearing about the:
Jewish vote
black vote
white vote
Evangelical vote
women vote
Latino vote
Single vote,
Soccer moms
Nascar dads

Do people vote as individuals anymore, or do they search endlessly for what group they fit into and how they should vote accordingly?
 
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2012-03-18 08:07:10 PM  

o5iiawah: Do people vote as individuals anymore, or do they search endlessly for what group they fit into and how they should vote accordingly?


It's the other way around mostly. You can track how certain groups tend to vote (not always). People are fairly predictable. Also, it isn't "the left" that groups voters... mostly it's pollsters and they work for anyone with money.
 
2012-03-18 08:07:10 PM  

o5iiawah: What is with the left's constant obsession with group vote dynamics?

I am always hearing about the:
Jewish vote
black vote
white vote
Evangelical vote
women vote
Latino vote
Single vote,
Soccer moms
Nascar dads

Do people vote as individuals anymore, or do they search endlessly for what group they fit into and how they should vote accordingly?


lol!

Soccer mom - "The term came into widespread use near the time of the 1996 Republican National Convention.[5] The first use of the term in a news article about that election appeared in the July 21, 1996 edition of The Washington Post.[7] E. J. Dionne, the article's author, quoted Alex Castellanos (at the time a senior media advisor to Bob Dole) suggesting that Bill Clinton was targeting a voting demographic whom Castellanos called the "soccer mom."
 
2012-03-18 08:07:14 PM  
Pintrist/ posting your entire sad life on Facebook 2012
 
2012-03-18 08:07:52 PM  
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2012-03-18 08:09:13 PM  
RED WINE/BACK RUBS 2012
 
2012-03-18 08:09:37 PM  
www.coolestspringbreak.com
Tell them they can't have birth control pills, keep calling them sluts.
Be the Fool.
 
2012-03-18 08:10:33 PM  
CUTE GUYS WITH CATS/FEMINIST RYAN GOSLING 2012
 
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