ExperianScaresCthulhu: PvtHike: I'm waiting for Roosevelt vs Predator.

That could work, if the producers put some thought into it.

It would be the exact opposite plot of Predators. A squad of the best Predators from the Predator empire (not really sure what their "nation" is called) crash land on Earth and must work together to survive a menacing moustachioed Teddy Roosevelt as he stalks them from the trees, picking them off one by one and ripping their spines out.

/I'd watch it

Is it also a time travel movie because I see the Washington Monument is finished... and it was completed on February 21, 1885. Aberham Lincoln Time Traveling Vampire Hunter???

Movie looks dumb by the way.

Since you've asked for it;

George Washington: Zombie Killer


Andrew Jackson: Alien Hunter


FDR: Wheelchair Battlemech Ready


/For more historical figure goodness
//like Paul Revere and his midnight ride on a Tron lightcycle

mooseyfate: ExperianScaresCthulhu: PvtHike: I'm waiting for Roosevelt vs Predator.

That could work, if the producers put some thought into it.

It would be the exact opposite plot of Predators. A squad of the best Predators from the Predator empire (not really sure what their "nation" is called) crash land on Earth and must work together to survive a menacing moustachioed Teddy Roosevelt as he stalks them from the trees, picking them off one by one and ripping their spines out.

/I'd watch it

The Predator species doesn't really have a civilization anymore. I'm admittedly not too big into their lore or anything, but from what I've read it seems like they had a civ, but then it collapsed as they became obsessed with the whole "hunt" thing. They basically live in clans with one clan to a ship, and those not wandering around in space live on their now derelict colony worlds in a sort of post-apocalyptic existence. They retain the skills to maintain the very advanced technology they created back when they were more organized(though they only seem to be interested in maintaining what weapon, ship, and surveillance technology helps with their hunts), but they don't really advance anymore, as when one clan, or sometimes even individual, comes up with a useful tweak to their equipment, it never gets shared.

If you wanted to feature a true badass president, it would be Andrew Jackson.
Maybe Jackson vs. Terminator.
Or Alien.

JFK: Clam Hunter.

PvtHike: I'm waiting for Roosevelt vs Predator.

Actually... that'd probably kick ass ;-)

Ya know, movies can suck AND be awesome at the same time.

It will still suck, but it will also still be awesome.

Do you get it? This movie is going to be awesome because it has vampires in it, and like, it's the president of the United States who is killing them. The one with funny beard and hat. It's called Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. Do you get it?

/remember how awesome snakes on a plane was going to be?
//yeah, I remember how that turned out.

Jumpin Jbot: Do you get it? This movie is going to be awesome because it has vampires in it, and like, it's the president of the United States who is killing them. The one with funny beard and hat. It's called Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. Do you get it?

/remember how awesome snakes on a plane was going to be?
//yeah, I remember how that turned out.

I believe that the expectation was that it was going to be so awesomely bad that it would be good.

I'd tell you how it turned out, but I have yet to see it, even though I got the DVD from a $5 discount bin a few months ago.

The creature is driven by rage and pursued by an investigative reporter.

"Mr. Woodward, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry." The creature is wanted for a murder he didn't commit.

Richard Nixon is believed to be dead, and he must let the world think that he is dead, until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him.

Nope, subby, it still looks like a complete waste of time.

From the clip: "It's time we had a nation of our own." - Some Vampire Guy

So, the vampires are a stand-in for the slave states? It could work, and it would certainly have modern political resonance. But I really doubt the movie would handle it in a non-anvil-dropping way.

The book sucked and the movie will suck too. Let me put it this way, at one point in the book Lincoln randomly befriends Edgar Allan Poe. It's stupid.

It'll be dumb but fun.

Well I'll be dipped, re-dipped, tarred and feathered, and sheened to a high gloss -- that looks absolutely farking retarded.

PvtHike: I'm waiting for Roosevelt vs Predator.

That could work, if the producers put some thought into it.

you know what, they need to make "Dick Cheney! Zombie Killer!" where Dick Chaney has to fight off all the dead American Soldiers who didn't get benefits paid out to their N.O.K....

I'm waiting for Roosevelt vs Predator.