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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)   Joe Biden runs the entire Pittsburgh St. Patrick's Day Parade, dead lifts 500lbs., eats a side of beef for lunch   (post-gazette.com) divider line 94
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2012-03-18 12:55:28 PM  
Joe Biden pooped in the refrigerator. And he ate the whole wheel of cheese. Heck, I'm not even mad. That's amazing.
 
2012-03-18 01:02:13 PM  
Joe Biden peeled out in my driveway but the rubber from his Trans-Am tires filled the cracks and sealed my blacktop. Heck, I'm not even mad. That's amazing.
 
2012-03-18 01:54:55 PM  
Well I guess he's running for office now.
 
2012-03-18 01:55:39 PM  
I said 'Joe Biden' three times in a row, and Joe Biden appeared and punched me in the face. Heck, I'm not even mad. That's amazing.
 
2012-03-18 01:57:53 PM  
I gotta tell ya, I have an irrational like for Joe Biden. For whatever reason, I can't help but laugh whenever I see him.
 
2012-03-18 02:00:29 PM  
Bin Laden was wrong...
Joe Biden IS prepared.
 
2012-03-18 02:03:42 PM  
Did I ever tell you about the time Joe Biden forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, Biden tears off my clothes and forces me to wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing only a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but Ill be damned if at the end of the quarter my sales hadn't tripled.
 
2012-03-18 02:04:22 PM  
Joe Biden is a son of a biatch. He's a ten-foot tall beast man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.
 
2012-03-18 02:04:30 PM  

Zombie Butler: Well I guess he's running for office now.


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The secret service can't even keep with him, he's faster than a trans am with full nitrous, a six pack and hemi, son.
 
2012-03-18 02:05:46 PM  
The dinosaurs pissed of Joe Biden.


Once.
 
2012-03-18 02:06:01 PM  

foo monkey: Did I ever tell you about the time Joe Biden forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, Biden tears off my clothes and forces me to wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing only a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but Ill be damned if at the end of the quarter my sales hadn't tripled.


Bravo!

/slow clap
 
2012-03-18 02:06:26 PM  
The trilobytes pissed off Joe Biden.

Once.
 
2012-03-18 02:08:05 PM  

Jesus Farking Christ: I gotta tell ya, I have an irrational like for Joe Biden. For whatever reason, I can't help but laugh whenever I see him.



SNL's skit did it for me. I find myself thinking Joe Jamal Biden, and the laughter begins.
 
2012-03-18 02:08:24 PM  
Joe Biden won the VP slot by out drinking Hilary Clinton. She got so wasted she actually slept with her husband.
 
2012-03-18 02:08:53 PM  
Joe Biden gave me this perm. Heck, I'm not even mad. That's amazing!
 
2012-03-18 02:12:02 PM  
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2012-03-18 02:12:41 PM  
This amazing performance is befitting of a proud coal miner's son - the scion of a hard working man who trundled off to the mine day after day to put food on the family table.

Oh wait, that's the story he stole from Neal Kinnock. Maybe he hired Kinnock to do the Pittsburgh gig.
 
2012-03-18 02:13:18 PM  
Biden once hosted the Grammy's and gave every award to Cory Hardt.
 
2012-03-18 02:14:18 PM  

Zombie Butler: Well I guess he's running for office now.


You could say that Joe was just Biden his time.
 
2012-03-18 02:15:24 PM  

Jesus Farking Christ: I gotta tell ya, I have an irrational like for Joe Biden. For whatever reason, I can't help but laugh whenever I see him.


Exactly this.

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/looked for the picture and was going to type that caption, but it came pre-made
 
2012-03-18 02:19:26 PM  
Joe Biden forced me to listen to a Classic Rock station for 5 hours straight
 
2012-03-18 02:24:00 PM  
A down-trodden Steven Spielberg was coming dangerously close to running over budget when filming Raiders of the Lost Ark. Knowing a good thing when he sees it, a charitable Joe Biden donated a few of his pubes to be used as Indiana Jone's bullwhip so they could finish the movie. As he rode off the set on horseback, Biden shouted to Spielberg, "Good luck! Don't Jew anything I wouldn't Jew!" Harrison Ford wept and said it was the most beautiful thing he's ever seen.
 
2012-03-18 02:35:33 PM  
Chuck Norris facts recycled as Joe Biden facts? I can go for that.

There is no head under Joe Biden's hair plugs. Only another fist.
Superman wears Joe Biden pajamas.
Joe Biden's tears cure cancer. Too bad Joe Biden doesn't cry.
 
2012-03-18 02:36:32 PM  
that O'Biden guy sure is a riot
 
2012-03-18 02:38:02 PM  
Joe Biben tore up the entire street I live on with his bare hands, called in a bunch of guys from AT&T to yell them a new asshole, and remedied the T-junction signal reflection/bridge tap problem in the intarwebs tube that leads to my computer. Heck, I'm not even mad. That's amazing.
 
2012-03-18 02:47:56 PM  
Joe Biden ordered a Primanti Bros. sandwich on rye bread - and that's just how they served it to him.
 
2012-03-18 02:49:25 PM  
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2012-03-18 02:54:09 PM  

Jesus Farking Christ: I gotta tell ya, I have an irrational like for Joe Biden. For whatever reason, I can't help but laugh whenever I see him.


Yes.
 
2012-03-18 02:54:38 PM  
He's sexy and he knows it.
 
2012-03-18 02:55:13 PM  
o.onionstatic.com
 
2012-03-18 03:01:55 PM  
Joe Biden is the reason that there's strawberry in Neopolitan ice cream. They originally just wanted to have chocolate and vanilla in the same box but Biden insisted.
 
2012-03-18 03:02:50 PM  
What would Brian Boitano Joe Biden do?
 
2012-03-18 03:07:45 PM  
Joe Biden is that one drunk uncle you have, who has one too many at Thanksgiving and tells off-color stories/jokes to the kids, but you know he's your wife's favorite uncle, so you keep inviting him anyway because damn it, he's annoying but entertaining.
 
2012-03-18 03:08:35 PM  
Is there even hope for Obama in PA?

Seems like last time the derp started leaching from the brickwork and just wouldn't stop.
 
2012-03-18 03:09:53 PM  
JFK said "we choose to go to the moon", and Joe Biden built the Saturn V with nothing more than a crescent wrench, a hammer, a pair of electrician's pliers, a couple of notes scrawled on cocktail napkins, and a bunch of Schlitz beer cans.
 
2012-03-18 03:16:58 PM  
Joe Biden once painted a tree so happy it made Bob Ross shed a tear of pure joy.
 
2012-03-18 03:30:42 PM  
Joe Biden always has a light.
 
2012-03-18 03:31:09 PM  

wotthefark: Zombie Butler: Well I guess he's running for office now.

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The secret service can't even keep with him, he's faster than a trans am with full nitrous, a six pack and hemi, son.

I especially like the guy in the back. I can almost hear him thinking, "Woa! what made me think I could keep up with JOE BIDEN on only a coffee and a muffin."
 
2012-03-18 03:34:37 PM  

whidbey: Is there even hope for Obama in PA?

Seems like last time the derp started leaching from the brickwork and just wouldn't stop.


Are you kidding me? He won it in 2008 and ther is no way in hell we'd vote for the Mormon. Or Santorum.
 
2012-03-18 03:38:53 PM  

PonceAlyosha: whidbey: Is there even hope for Obama in PA?

Seems like last time the derp started leaching from the brickwork and just wouldn't stop.

Are you kidding me? He won it in 2008 and ther is no way in hell we'd vote for the Mormon. Or Santorum.


I dunno. They sure got bent out of shape about the clinging to guns comment he made that year.

Maybe I missed something, but the same people are there, and in bigger numbers this time.
 
2012-03-18 03:39:27 PM  
Leftists have absolutely no shame, common sense, nor dignity.


You're sucking Biden's tiny dick now too?


Joe Biden is supposed to be your Chuck Norris now. My God, you cannot make this bullshiat up.
 
2012-03-18 03:40:13 PM  

Crude: p.


0/10
 
2012-03-18 03:40:41 PM  

Jesus Farking Christ: I gotta tell ya, I have an irrational like for Joe Biden. For whatever reason, I can't help but laugh whenever I see him.


it's cause he's a real person. he says dumb things sometimes, like most people do. it's cause he doesn't work from a script. he speaks from the heart. i'm of the opinion that we'd be in better shape if we'd elected him president, but it wasn't in the cards for him. especially after that thing where he said obama was a rarity in that he was a well-spoken, clean black man. but i'll tell you this -- biden has my support to the end, because I don't think he could be insincere if he wanted to.
 
2012-03-18 03:46:21 PM  

whidbey: Maybe I missed something, but the same people are there, and in bigger numbers this time.


Just make the sounds of a Krayt dragon and they'll all disappear.
 
2012-03-18 03:46:56 PM  
Joe Biden's Zippo lighter NEVER EVER evaporates its fuel.
 
2012-03-18 03:57:07 PM  
Crud 2012-03-18 03:39:27 PM

Leftists have absolutely no shame, common sense, nor dignity.

Hey look everyone!

Joe Biden found out that Crud said Rush Limbaugh is a LEFTIST!
 
2012-03-18 04:01:14 PM  

theorellior: whidbey: Maybe I missed something, but the same people are there, and in bigger numbers this time.

Just make the sounds of a Krayt dragon and they'll all disappear.


I was thinking of showing up as Jar-Jar Binks.
 
2012-03-18 04:06:51 PM  

Kittypie070: Joe Biden's Zippo lighter NEVER EVER evaporates its fuel.


And he can open and strike it with one hand. ONE HAND
 
2012-03-18 04:07:10 PM  

whidbey: theorellior: whidbey: Maybe I missed something, but the same people are there, and in bigger numbers this time.

Just make the sounds of a Krayt dragon and they'll all disappear.

I was thinking of showing up as Jar-Jar Binks.


Or you could just kill them all, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and you could slaughter them like animals.
 
2012-03-18 04:09:51 PM  

theorellior: whidbey: theorellior: whidbey: Maybe I missed something, but the same people are there, and in bigger numbers this time.

Just make the sounds of a Krayt dragon and they'll all disappear.

I was thinking of showing up as Jar-Jar Binks.

Or you could just kill them all, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and you could slaughter them like animals.


If I had ten divisions of those men, then our troubles here would be over very quickly.
 
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