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		Customer teaches clerk a lesson for selling only cold sausages (nbcphiladelphia.com)		65
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MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-03-17 09:27:46 AM

So you could call this... a wurst case scenario

jehovahs witness protection		2012-03-17 10:00:43 AM

Somebody forgot to take her meds.

Flint Ironstag		2012-03-17 10:23:03 AM

In Cumberland county?

Marcus Aurelius		2012-03-17 11:12:17 AM

That sausage really tied her lunch together.

Fissile		2012-03-17 11:13:31 AM

She's really gonna be pissed when she finds out the jail is out of Fruit Loops.

TheShavingofOccam123		2012-03-17 11:13:57 AM

Link is farked.

/I'd banger

cwsfa		2012-03-17 11:14:06 AM

At least pepper spray was hot.

RoxtarRyan		2012-03-17 11:14:44 AM

From her Facebook page:

"About Brittany:

If yuh Slip biatch I'm on ya Hills!!!! 10 steps a head of u....

Hey what can I say om fly as hell, hardworking and real to those who real with they self I dnt fuc wit bytchs shiat they anit right. Damn Did I mention I be graduating soon from Ccc o yea yhu kno gotta stay focused!!!!! That's all fokes lol!"

Nope... definitely not someone who would be arrested for not being able to have hot sausage inside her.

cwsfa		2012-03-17 11:15:02 AM

Dammit... "the" pepper spray...

logic523		2012-03-17 11:18:19 AM

Y'know, there's a special tag for this...

One Bad Apple		2012-03-17 11:19:40 AM

Angry about the sausage ?

coffeecrisp		2012-03-17 11:19:48 AM

you know, sometimes a lady just needs a large, hot sausage to feel really satisfied.

TV's Vinnie		2012-03-17 11:22:56 AM

What a spoiled brat.

TXEric		2012-03-17 11:23:56 AM

RoxtarRyan: From her Facebook page:

"About Brittany:

If yuh Slip biatch I'm on ya Hills!!!! 10 steps a head of u....

Hey what can I say om fly as hell, hardworking and real to those who real with they self I dnt fuc wit bytchs shiat they anit right. Damn Did I mention I be graduating soon from Ccc o yea yhu kno gotta stay focused!!!!! That's all fokes lol!"

Nope... definitely not someone who would be arrested for not being able to have hot sausage inside her.

Insert "WTF am I reading?!" pic here...

Smitty Werben Jagerman-Jensen		2012-03-17 11:25:33 AM

My takeaway from this story is that Brittany Glanville really loves a hot wiener!

abhorrent1		2012-03-17 11:27:42 AM

I have a hot sausage for her.

/if shes hot

loonatic112358		2012-03-17 11:31:33 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: So you could call this... a wurst case scenario

Sausage caper case closed, the ~~weiner~~ loser who acted like a brought will be brought before a judge and grilled.

One Bad Apple		2012-03-17 11:32:20 AM

abhorrent1: I have a hot sausage for her.

/if shes hot

Just because it burns when you pee doesn't count.

cashdaddy		2012-03-17 11:33:37 AM

Ten minutes, Turkish....

UsikFark		2012-03-17 11:34:06 AM

She has some great photos (new window)

OregonVet		2012-03-17 11:34:43 AM

To be frank, no wieners will come out of the situation...

IBelieveYouHaveMyStapler		2012-03-17 11:36:33 AM

Thank God the article included a picture of a sausage. I would have been totally confused reading the story without it.
/Do newspapers do that to kill space?

devildog123		2012-03-17 11:38:23 AM

UsikFark: She has some great photos (new window)

Wow, I was absolutely positive she was white. This just sounded like such a white trash thing to do. This just goes to show, you should never stereotype.

TXEric		2012-03-17 11:43:37 AM

devildog123: UsikFark: She has some great photos (new window)

Wow, I was absolutely positive she was white. This just sounded like such a white trash thing to do. This just goes to show, you should never stereotype.

I had the same thought, until I read that Facebook narrative posted up-thread.

loonatic112358		2012-03-17 11:45:35 AM

loonatic112358: MaudlinMutantMollusk: So you could call this... a wurst case scenario

Sausage caper case closed, the weiner loser who acted like a ~~brought~~ brat will be brought before a judge and grilled.

i'm not sure what happened there, but i'll blame lack of coffee

Phocas		2012-03-17 11:51:03 AM

How nice.... the cop gave her a food product as a consolation prize.

OregonVet		2012-03-17 11:52:00 AM

UsikFark: She has some great photos (new window)

What a dog.

KrispyKritter		2012-03-17 11:54:30 AM

i want my sausages

img2.etsystatic.com

love them hot links

bwilson27		2012-03-17 11:55:10 AM

COME TAKE A BITE OF MY HOT CHIHUAHUA!!

Hawnkee		2012-03-17 11:55:20 AM

Useless skank is useless.

ecl		2012-03-17 11:55:23 AM

OregonVet: UsikFark: She has some great photos (new window)

What a dog.

She likes it ruff.

jehovahs witness protection		2012-03-17 11:56:13 AM

TXEric: devildog123: UsikFark: She has some great photos (new window)

Wow, I was absolutely positive she was white. This just sounded like such a white trash thing to do. This just goes to show, you should never stereotype.

I had the same thought, until I read that Facebook narrative posted up-thread.

Her facebook post is just showing how "cultured" she is.

Marcus Aurelius		2012-03-17 11:56:13 AM

UsikFark: She has some great photos (new window)

I wonder how she likes it.

UsikFark		2012-03-17 11:57:13 AM

bwilson27: COME TAKE A BITE OF MY HOT CHIHUAHUA MEAT!!

ftfy

ecl		2012-03-17 12:02:44 PM

jehovahs witness protection: TXEric: devildog123: UsikFark: She has some great photos (new window)

Wow, I was absolutely positive she was white. This just sounded like such a white trash thing to do. This just goes to show, you should never stereotype.

I had the same thought, until I read that Facebook narrative posted up-thread.

~~Her facebook post is just showing how "cultured" she is.~~I HATE THINKING! Popsicle nazi spreadsheet banana!!!

Pud		2012-03-17 12:03:39 PM

jehovahs witness protection: Somebody forgot to take her meds.

I suspect she was on some kind of "meds."

jtown		2012-03-17 12:08:53 PM

fustanella		2012-03-17 12:09:07 PM

Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler is jealous.

BigLuca		2012-03-17 12:12:29 PM

thamike		2012-03-17 12:15:04 PM

"I'm a doctor and I want my sausages!"

Secret Polish Boyfriend		2012-03-17 12:17:24 PM

fustanella: Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler is jealous.

Done in, uh, 38.

devildog123		2012-03-17 12:21:12 PM

TXEric: devildog123: UsikFark: She has some great photos (new window)

Wow, I was absolutely positive she was white. This just sounded like such a white trash thing to do. This just goes to show, you should never stereotype.

I had the same thought, until I read that Facebook narrative posted up-thread.

No, I was still pretty sure, even after that. She just sounded like some white girl who wanted to be "gangsta".

TXEric		2012-03-17 12:24:22 PM

devildog123: TXEric: devildog123: UsikFark: She has some great photos (new window)

Wow, I was absolutely positive she was white. This just sounded like such a white trash thing to do. This just goes to show, you should never stereotype.

I had the same thought, until I read that Facebook narrative posted up-thread.

No, I was still pretty sure, even after that. She just sounded like some white girl who wanted to be "gangsta".

True dat.

Larva Lump		2012-03-17 12:43:55 PM

Ah nevah sausage a thang.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom		2012-03-17 12:46:21 PM

devildog123: UsikFark: She has some great photos (new window)

Wow, I was absolutely positive she was white. This just sounded like such a white trash thing to do. This just goes to show, you should never stereotype.

My gut reaction was "white trash" too, but it is true that black women have a propensity to violence over food orders.

GungFu		2012-03-17 12:46:21 PM

Eat me!

Allen. The end.		2012-03-17 12:54:05 PM

UsikFark: She has some great photos (new window)

I barfed.

Rain Shadow brats (or just about anything else they make) FTW!

Seriously, with a big ol' pretzel roll and mustard? I actually had a JONES for the midwest!