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(NBC Philadelphia)   Customer teaches clerk a lesson for selling only cold sausages   (nbcphiladelphia.com) divider line 65
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2012-03-17 09:27:46 AM
So you could call this... a wurst case scenario
 
2012-03-17 10:00:43 AM
Somebody forgot to take her meds.
 
2012-03-17 10:23:03 AM
In Cumberland county?
 
2012-03-17 11:12:17 AM
That sausage really tied her lunch together.
 
2012-03-17 11:13:31 AM
She's really gonna be pissed when she finds out the jail is out of Fruit Loops.
 
2012-03-17 11:13:57 AM
Link is farked.

/I'd banger
 
2012-03-17 11:14:06 AM
At least pepper spray was hot.
 
2012-03-17 11:14:44 AM
From her Facebook page:

"About Brittany:

If yuh Slip biatch I'm on ya Hills!!!! 10 steps a head of u....

Hey what can I say om fly as hell, hardworking and real to those who real with they self I dnt fuc wit bytchs shiat they anit right. Damn Did I mention I be graduating soon from Ccc o yea yhu kno gotta stay focused!!!!! That's all fokes lol!"



Nope... definitely not someone who would be arrested for not being able to have hot sausage inside her.
 
2012-03-17 11:15:02 AM
Dammit... "the" pepper spray...
 
2012-03-17 11:18:19 AM
Y'know, there's a special tag for this...
 
2012-03-17 11:19:40 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com

Angry about the sausage ?
 
2012-03-17 11:19:48 AM
you know, sometimes a lady just needs a large, hot sausage to feel really satisfied.
 
2012-03-17 11:22:56 AM
What a spoiled brat.
 
2012-03-17 11:23:56 AM
RoxtarRyan: From her Facebook page:

"About Brittany:

If yuh Slip biatch I'm on ya Hills!!!! 10 steps a head of u....

Hey what can I say om fly as hell, hardworking and real to those who real with they self I dnt fuc wit bytchs shiat they anit right. Damn Did I mention I be graduating soon from Ccc o yea yhu kno gotta stay focused!!!!! That's all fokes lol!"


Nope... definitely not someone who would be arrested for not being able to have hot sausage inside her.


Insert "WTF am I reading?!" pic here...
 
2012-03-17 11:25:33 AM
My takeaway from this story is that Brittany Glanville really loves a hot wiener!
 
2012-03-17 11:27:42 AM
I have a hot sausage for her.

/if shes hot
 
2012-03-17 11:31:33 AM
MaudlinMutantMollusk: So you could call this... a wurst case scenario

Sausage caper case closed, the weiner loser who acted like a brought will be brought before a judge and grilled.
 
2012-03-17 11:32:20 AM
abhorrent1: I have a hot sausage for her.

/if shes hot


Just because it burns when you pee doesn't count.
 
2012-03-17 11:33:37 AM
Ten minutes, Turkish....
 
2012-03-17 11:34:06 AM
She has some great photos (new window)
 
2012-03-17 11:34:43 AM
To be frank, no wieners will come out of the situation...
 
2012-03-17 11:36:33 AM
Thank God the article included a picture of a sausage. I would have been totally confused reading the story without it.
/Do newspapers do that to kill space?
 
2012-03-17 11:38:23 AM
UsikFark: She has some great photos (new window)

Wow, I was absolutely positive she was white. This just sounded like such a white trash thing to do. This just goes to show, you should never stereotype.
 
2012-03-17 11:43:37 AM
devildog123: UsikFark: She has some great photos (new window)

Wow, I was absolutely positive she was white. This just sounded like such a white trash thing to do. This just goes to show, you should never stereotype.


I had the same thought, until I read that Facebook narrative posted up-thread.
 
2012-03-17 11:45:35 AM
loonatic112358: MaudlinMutantMollusk: So you could call this... a wurst case scenario

Sausage caper case closed, the weiner loser who acted like a brought brat will be brought before a judge and grilled.


i'm not sure what happened there, but i'll blame lack of coffee
 
2012-03-17 11:51:03 AM
How nice.... the cop gave her a food product as a consolation prize.
 
2012-03-17 11:52:00 AM
UsikFark: She has some great photos (new window)

What a dog.
 
2012-03-17 11:54:30 AM
i want my sausages

img2.etsystatic.com

love them hot links
 
2012-03-17 11:55:10 AM
COME TAKE A BITE OF MY HOT CHIHUAHUA!!
 
2012-03-17 11:55:20 AM
Useless skank is useless.
 
ecl
2012-03-17 11:55:23 AM
OregonVet: UsikFark: She has some great photos (new window)

What a dog.


She likes it ruff.
 
2012-03-17 11:56:13 AM
TXEric: devildog123: UsikFark: She has some great photos (new window)

Wow, I was absolutely positive she was white. This just sounded like such a white trash thing to do. This just goes to show, you should never stereotype.

I had the same thought, until I read that Facebook narrative posted up-thread.


Her facebook post is just showing how "cultured" she is.
 
2012-03-17 11:56:13 AM
UsikFark: She has some great photos (new window)

I wonder how she likes it.
 
2012-03-17 11:57:13 AM
bwilson27: COME TAKE A BITE OF MY HOT CHIHUAHUA MEAT!!

ftfy
 
ecl
2012-03-17 12:02:44 PM
jehovahs witness protection: TXEric: devildog123: UsikFark: She has some great photos (new window)

Wow, I was absolutely positive she was white. This just sounded like such a white trash thing to do. This just goes to show, you should never stereotype.

I had the same thought, until I read that Facebook narrative posted up-thread.

Her facebook post is just showing how "cultured" she is.I HATE THINKING! Popsicle nazi spreadsheet banana!!!
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2012-03-17 12:03:39 PM
jehovahs witness protection: Somebody forgot to take her meds.

I suspect she was on some kind of "meds."
 
2012-03-17 12:08:53 PM
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-03-17 12:09:07 PM
Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler is jealous.
 
2012-03-17 12:12:29 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-03-17 12:15:04 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

i14.photobucket.com

"I'm a doctor and I want my sausages!"
 
2012-03-17 12:17:24 PM
fustanella: Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler is jealous.

Done in, uh, 38.
 
2012-03-17 12:21:12 PM
TXEric: devildog123: UsikFark: She has some great photos (new window)

Wow, I was absolutely positive she was white. This just sounded like such a white trash thing to do. This just goes to show, you should never stereotype.

I had the same thought, until I read that Facebook narrative posted up-thread.


No, I was still pretty sure, even after that. She just sounded like some white girl who wanted to be "gangsta".
 
2012-03-17 12:24:22 PM
devildog123: TXEric: devildog123: UsikFark: She has some great photos (new window)

Wow, I was absolutely positive she was white. This just sounded like such a white trash thing to do. This just goes to show, you should never stereotype.

I had the same thought, until I read that Facebook narrative posted up-thread.

No, I was still pretty sure, even after that. She just sounded like some white girl who wanted to be "gangsta".


True dat.
 
2012-03-17 12:43:55 PM
Ah nevah sausage a thang.
 
2012-03-17 12:46:21 PM
devildog123: UsikFark: She has some great photos (new window)

Wow, I was absolutely positive she was white. This just sounded like such a white trash thing to do. This just goes to show, you should never stereotype.


My gut reaction was "white trash" too, but it is true that black women have a propensity to violence over food orders.
 
2012-03-17 12:46:21 PM
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Eat me!
 
2012-03-17 12:54:05 PM
UsikFark: She has some great photos (new window)

I barfed.

Rain Shadow brats (or just about anything else they make) FTW!

Seriously, with a big ol' pretzel roll and mustard? I actually had a JONES for the midwest!
 
2012-03-17 01:06:30 PM
I was going to post a screenshot of Kids in The Hall, but I didn't get my coffee today.
So.
Bleh.
 
2012-03-17 01:20:45 PM
I wonder how long she'd been casing the joint.
 
2012-03-17 01:27:46 PM
 
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