FTFA:
"The photo was snapped by a passenger on an Atlantis all-gay cruise."

I declare the thread over.

Kittypie070: DUDES!! WE'RE OVER 7000000 THREADS!!

Me, too. I'm totally over it.

by this point, it'd be more surprising if Santorum hadn't had a few gay trysts

Whatever. At least he's not blatantly, in-your-face hideous like that dude with the massive front-butt that Jon Stewart has shown on TDS.

/still can't burn that image away. sure wish he'd warn us first.

I love how he says "they caught me sunbathing" like it's something sinful and wicked.

Meh, Mitch Daniels can body press that flabby altar boy.

The Why Not Guy: I love how he says "they caught me sunbathing" like it's something sinful and wicked.

Vitamin D is pretty slutty.

Is it just me, or is this entirely irrelevant?

I don't see a boat, so can we be sure that Santorum was actually on said all-gay cruise?
Seriously hate to defend the sack of...well, santorum, but this is just a pic of a guy sunbathing.

I'm just thankful that it wasn't Newt.

Admit it! You liked the merchandise!

IMDWalrus: I'm just thankful that it wasn't Newt.

Rule 34 or something.....

I hope I have better pecs than that when I'm their age. Is that possible?

/Has good pecs.
//No pecs, no sex.

Lemme go o-onnn,
Like Santorum in the sun.
Lemme go o-onn
Froth man, I know you're the one.

Ed Grubermann: And this is meaningful in what way, exactly?

Dried poop is hard to get off a chaise lounge?

friday13: Is it just me, or is this entirely irrelevant?

I don't see a boat, so can we be sure that Santorum was actually on said all-gay cruise?
Seriously hate to defend the sack of...well, santorum, but this is just a pic of a guy sunbathing.

You're just pointing out the obvious. Oddly enough, This is the 69th thread after 700000

If I were Rick Santorum, I'd be suggesting this is obscene filth that needs to be prosecuted by the DOJ.

But I'm not, so I'll just gag in the privacy of my own home and try and find something more wholesome as eyebleach, like depraved and disturbingly creative Japanese porn.

Benni K Rok: You're just pointing out the obvious.

The story said the photo was taken by someone on a gay cruise, not that Rick was on that cruise.

Jesus christ, the comments. I haven't seen such impotent rage in a while. Santorum supporters coming out of the woodwork claiming he is not homophobic, misogynistic and just all around hateful. farking listen to what he's saying you farktards. Just because he couches it in religious rhetoric does not protect what he says from being considered hate speech.

"Have you ever...seen a grown man naked?"

/much props to the original Farktographer

FedExPope: Jesus christ, the comments. I haven't seen such impotent rage in a while. Santorum supporters coming out of the woodwork claiming he is not homophobic, misogynistic and just all around hateful. farking listen to what he's saying you farktards. Just because he couches it in religious rhetoric does not protect what he says from being considered hate speech.

0/0

/you blasphemed

Procedural Texture: FTFA:
"The photo was snapped by a passenger on an Atlantis all-gay cruise."

I declare the thread over.

not so fast. that's a pic caption. right under the title...

Here's a picture of Rick Santorum lounging poolside in Puerto Rico. Hot or not, what do you think? [Update: Santorum responds.] posted Mar 16, 2012 3:47pm EDT

/don't check the update, it's got santorum all over it

TsarTom: Oh hell... I guess I will then:



/off to wash hands

I'd hit it...

...with a boat oar!!!

Here all week...

Hey, Santorum voters.

How does it feel to support a frothy mixture of fecal matter and anal lube for president? Does it make you just a bit squeamish?

The man is a homophobic bigot and a religious nut job. So why don't all of you go take a farking hike already. If you so badly want to live in a theocracy, I suggest Saudi Arabia or Syria. Perhaps you'd like it over in that part of the world. The rest of us sane people? We're farking tired of you having all the power in the U.S. government. Even Obama has had to pander to you asshats, pretending like he's more religious than he really is.

They've gerrymandered the system so that gullible fools who they can easily convince and manipulate have all the power. It's sickening. A man like this would not even be a contender in other civilized democracies. He'd be the laughing stock that he actually is. But in America? He can actually be the president. Farking scary is what it is.

I didn't think it was possible to get santorum out of a shirt, I've always thought they were permanently stained and just thrown them away.

Philbb: The Why Not Guy: I love how he says "they caught me sunbathing" like it's something sinful and wicked.

Sunbathing is not sinful or wicked in itself. Sunbathing with your skin showing is sinful and maybe wicked. You should never sunbathe without wearing a shirt and long pants if your body is not in tip top shape.

It's OK, if you don't enjoy it and intend to get pregnant.

The Why Not Guy: Benni K Rok: You're just pointing out the obvious.

The story said the photo was taken by someone on a gay cruise, not that Rick was on that cruise.

Exactly. He's just guiding the boys home to port so they can sodomize him. There's nothing gay about that.

Why does it look like a picture taken in the 60s?

When I'm out walking
I strut my stuff
And I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite
I just might
Stop to check you out

Let me go on like
Santorum in the sun
Let me go on
Big hands, I know you're the one

Body and beats
I stain my sheets
I don't even know why
My girlfriend
She's at the end
She is starting to cry

Let me go on like
Santorum in the sun
Let me go on
Big hands, I know you're the one

When I'm out walking
I strut my stuff
And I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite
I just might
Stop to check you out

When I'm out walking
I strut my stuff
And I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite
I just might
Stop to check you out

Body and beats
I stain my sheets
I don't even know why
My girlfriend
She's at the end
She is starting to cry

When I'm out walking
I strut my stuff
And I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite
I just might
Stop to check you out

Let me go on like
Santorum in the sun
Let me go on
Big hands, I know you're the one

So he has time to lay by a pool...


/falseoutraged!

I love the people who come to threads like this and ask why we're even talking about it/what's the point/blah blah blah. YOU'RE ON FARK.

Gah.

Thread number: 7000069

Makes this story funnier for some reason.

justoneznot: Why does it look like a picture taken in the 60s?

Every picture of Rick Santorum looks like it was taken in the sixties.
In a certain sense, they are.

santorum?

/i barely know him

Link on the Right: Rick Santorum Reacts To Shirtless Photo: "I'm Sure It's Not A Pretty Sight."

I think that's the first funny thing I've heard out of him.

Fuggin Bizzy: I hope I have better pecs than that when I'm their age. Is that possible?

/Has good pecs.
//No pecs, no sex.

No pecs, no sex? You must have a terrible personality.

/or a small penis