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2012-03-17 01:38:46 PM  

Woo! Late to the party, as usual, but congrats, Fark, and great work, TMLO. Sorry I couldn't find you a St. Patrick's Day cat with Tiki Punch, but this one will have to do.

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2012-03-17 01:46:58 PM  
Why does Chrome crash every time I put in my password to post?
 
2012-03-17 01:48:51 PM  

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2012-03-17 01:49:14 PM  

vegaswench: I couldn't find you a St. Patrick's Day cat with Tiki Punch, but this one will have to do.


Fail.

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2012-03-17 01:50:26 PM  

daRog: vegaswench: I couldn't find you a St. Patrick's Day cat with Tiki Punch, but this one will have to do.

Fail.

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Perfect! Thank you, good sir.
 
2012-03-17 01:53:28 PM  

FoxholeAtheist: I've been coming to this place for ten farking years?!?

When I joined Fark, I was single, living in Massachusetts, and didn't have white in my beard.

*sigh*


My ten-year anniversary was last Wednesday.

I, too, had no white in my beard back then.
 
2012-03-17 01:53:51 PM  
Hmm.
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Some Farker (Heamer?) made this, but I forgot to write his name down. Happy 7 million. Is it beer time yet?
 
2012-03-17 02:01:28 PM  
Have you ever laid on the carpet face down naked and left a weenie indent in the carpet?
 
2012-03-17 02:17:23 PM  
i'm not sober enough for this...

back in a bit...
 
2012-03-17 02:19:18 PM  
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2012-03-17 02:22:22 PM  
This thread is disappointing. 3M was EPIC.
 
2012-03-17 02:25:13 PM  

SpeshilEdjukashin: This thread is disappointing. 3M was EPIC.


You could help it along...
 
2012-03-17 02:27:04 PM  

beautifulbob: Landis: Well, here I am. Am I too late?

Nope. Welcome to TF. Enjoy.


Thanks! I always wondered how many red-lights happen in a day. :)
 
2012-03-17 02:27:29 PM  

postnobills: Why does Chrome crash every time I put in my password to post?


There are login problems. Try a different browser.
 
Skr
2012-03-17 02:29:23 PM  
I am part of the 100%
 
2012-03-17 02:31:38 PM  
This thread needs more Wilhelm Scream.
 
2012-03-17 02:32:31 PM  
Damnation! almost missed the party!
 
2012-03-17 02:47:39 PM  
I guess I'll post
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2012-03-17 02:51:05 PM  
Only 5,366,785 since my last green. :-/
 
2012-03-17 02:51:47 PM  
Another million down ..
 
2012-03-17 03:03:49 PM  
In before pagination!
 
2012-03-17 03:11:13 PM  
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2012-03-17 03:24:43 PM  

ARRESTS

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2012-03-17 04:01:04 PM  
Why did I read this whole thread...

LP
 
2012-03-17 04:11:38 PM  
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postnobills: Why does Chrome crash every time I put in my password to post?


Another animated GIF too farking big to post here (new window)

Well, see...you're using Chrome...that's why...
 
2012-03-17 04:13:42 PM  

FoxholeAtheist: I've been coming to this place for ten farking years?!?

When I joined Fark, I was single, living in Massachusetts, and didn't have white in my beard.

*sigh*


You are near to being my Fark twin, I now have gray in my beard also and leering at young chicks is actually leering at young chicks. *SIGHx2*
 
2012-03-17 04:15:20 PM  
Only seven million? MAN THOSE ADMINS ARE SLACKING
 
2012-03-17 04:23:57 PM  

Warchild: [oi44.tinypic.com image 520x395]


Heh!
 
2012-03-17 04:24:29 PM  

ambassador_ahab: My phone doesn't provide enough boobies.


It doesn't? You may not be looking in the right places. What the right place might look like (probably NSFW).
 
2012-03-17 04:24:49 PM  

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2012-03-17 04:27:31 PM  
So can someone who made it past Geometry in HS tell me the percentage of 21 out of 7,000,000?
 
2012-03-17 04:30:47 PM  
How apt that a website full of drunks (NTTAWWT) would hit its 7 millionth thread on St Patrick's Day... Congrats Fark!

/does anyone have a link to the first Fark thread?
 
2012-03-17 04:31:31 PM  

tonguedepressor: So can someone who made it past Geometry in HS tell me the percentage of 21 out of 7,000,000?


Potato.
 
2012-03-17 04:32:02 PM  
TFers drive this thread over 700 comments before it posts to main, and the liters haven't been able to reach 1,000 yet?

Get to work you dirty hippies!
 
2012-03-17 04:34:01 PM  

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2012-03-17 04:35:18 PM  
HA HA HA!!

TMLO THEATER!! OMFG!! LOL!

I haven't LOL'd this hard since Carrot Top accidentally glued that dildo on to Gene Simmons' hand!!!!

OMFG I LOVE YOU TMLO!!!
 
2012-03-17 04:44:06 PM  

daRog: tonguedepressor: So can someone who made it past Geometry in HS tell me the percentage of 21 out of 7,000,000?

Potato.


Well yeah, duhh, but what color?
 
2012-03-17 04:46:53 PM  
OK, OK, I'm here. It took me all day to get here on my phone, between yardwork and 3 trips to the county dump.
Y'all can finally start partying.
But I can't stay all night, I have a shepherds pie, cabbages, guiness, jamison, thing to do, plus tomorrow I'm playing golf.
Many thanks to all my fellow AW's for the fun and laughs over the past decade (?).
And Drew, that seafood restaurant in Homestead is still open any time you're down here - in fact, it's better now than it was then.
Also, I got KY champs in my bracket for the first time evar!
 
2012-03-17 05:01:22 PM  

themeaningoflifeisnot: TFers drive this thread over 700 comments before it posts to main, and the liters haven't been able to reach 1,000 yet?

Get to work you dirty hippies!


LOL
 
2012-03-17 05:02:24 PM  
So, are we getting complimentary Bar Towels and Penis Gourds now?
 
2012-03-17 05:05:43 PM  
ok, I'm here now.
 
2012-03-17 05:09:46 PM  

leftyblonde: ok, I'm here now.


Gifs or it didn't happen
 
2012-03-17 05:09:59 PM  
well hell...
 
2012-03-17 05:10:37 PM  
I'll be back.
 
2012-03-17 05:12:37 PM  
WOOOOT!!

i was a TF for a long time, before someone gives me "liter" bullshiat.

/scent marking 7 millionth thread of Farkin goodness.
 
2012-03-17 05:13:31 PM  

leftyblonde: I'll be back.


Okay then, Ahhnold :)
 
2012-03-17 05:27:34 PM  

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2012-03-17 05:28:28 PM  
Goddamnitsomuch. I was up all night drinking vodka margaritas (shut up, we were out of tequila), and I slept in and nearly missed a TMLO Theater. Curse you, vodka, curse youuuuuuuu.

Oh well, I guess it's now time to

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//epic thread, I post in it
 
2012-03-17 05:30:39 PM  

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2012-03-17 05:32:02 PM  

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