Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Fark)   Happy 7 Million, Fark   (fark.com ) divider line 1450
    More: Cool, French President Nicolas Sarkozy, The Fake Headlines, Happy Birthday, French President, morning-after pills, sex therapist, Pinal County, Religious Right  
•       •       •

9076 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Mar 2012 at 9:00 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



1450 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | » | Last | Show all
 
2012-03-16 11:35:26 PM  

Joliebleu: Screw Hartford, Screw The Civic Center, Screw all things of the Whale.... the Orange Julius is apparently closed... and thus ruins all things I halfway liked about the Whalers.


Wait...the Orange Julius is closed?!
 
2012-03-16 11:35:33 PM  

hng: FARK.

THE.

WHALE.


I love you.
 
2012-03-16 11:36:27 PM  

MissFeasance: Biatches are jealous of our high altitude and reasonably arid climate


That's why the first rule of Mountain Time is: Drink lots of water. The second rule of Mountain Time is: Drink lots of water!
 
2012-03-16 11:36:38 PM  

just kat: jaylectricity: Last post, I do invoke thee.

You're kidding, right?


Yeah, he's just kidding. And so am I.
 
2012-03-16 11:36:44 PM  

orbitalfreak: http://i.imgur.com/CCYFv.png


My God...at that rate of increase, by 2015 Fark will be seeing a million threads per day. I don't think the imagehosts will stand the strain. The processing power alone will have to be faster and involve more complexity than the human brain.


Have you ever thought...um...WE may be the cause of Judgement Day?

/happy 7 million, you maniacs
 
2012-03-16 11:36:48 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: Wait...the Orange Julius is closed?!


I was just given this info, I believe I was lied to and lured to marry a Polak on false pretenses of watching hockey and cruising the mall for a Orange Julius.
 
2012-03-16 11:36:53 PM  
Thanks fark, and especially you, TMLO for making this special. I look forward to 8 million.
 
2012-03-16 11:37:31 PM  
Nice work, TMLO!

www.macrochan.org
 
2012-03-16 11:37:36 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: Wait...the Orange Julius is closed?!


Yeah, and it's been replaced by a Carvel.

At least the Civic Center has the Whale alive in some form.
 
2012-03-16 11:37:43 PM  

MissFeasance: Biatches are jealous of our high altitude and reasonably arid climate


Don't forget our good weed and lack of hurricanes.
 
2012-03-16 11:37:51 PM  
when does the bie start?
 
2012-03-16 11:37:52 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: And on that, I'm outta here for the night.

Glad you all enjoyed, folks, and Happy 7,000,000 threads!


Oh, I had missed these! Bravo, good sir!
 
2012-03-16 11:38:02 PM  
That was fun.
 
2012-03-16 11:38:20 PM  
Congrats everyone!!! Having submitted 1% of these threads I feel like I'm 1% of each of you but not in a narcs ustic way but more of a wwwooooooooo team we did it kind of Kay I love wou guys for totes cray cray teals

Jurbes,

tuffsnake
 
2012-03-16 11:38:21 PM  

Roook: BTW TMLO thanks for ruining the movie for me.

When I'm in the theater and a scene reminds me of this thread and I burst out laughing and make an ass out of myself, I'll be cursing you to the skies.


Damn it! my film going friends already think i'm insane
 
2012-03-16 11:38:32 PM  
i1208.photobucket.comi1208.photobucket.comi1208.photobucket.comi1208.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-16 11:38:35 PM  
Wait! It's over? DAMN YOU TMLO! DAMN YOU!!!!!
 
2012-03-16 11:38:36 PM  

professorkowalski: Go Fast Turn Left: Wait...the Orange Julius is closed?!

Yeah, and it's been replaced by a Carvel.

At least the Civic Center has the Whale alive in some form.


I don't know what's more stunning: The Orange Julius is closed, or that there's still a Carvel to put in there.
 
2012-03-16 11:38:44 PM  

HST's Dead Carcass: MissFeasance: Biatches are jealous of our high altitude and reasonably arid climate

That's why the first rule of Mountain Time is: Drink lots of water. The second rule of Mountain Time is: Drink lots of water!


img.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-16 11:39:10 PM  

orbitalfreak: Timeline for Fark posts at each million.
http://i.imgur.com/CCYFv.png


One of these days I will remember to actually post the img tag.
i.imgur.com
 
2012-03-16 11:39:15 PM  

demonfaerie: I am still waiting for tits.


Here ya go (new window) NSFW
 
2012-03-16 11:39:20 PM  

HST's Dead Carcass:

Aren't you in Japan still? Are you like a Foreign Exchange Student for Mountain Time?


I'm orginally from Colorado, and am moving back there come August.
 
2012-03-16 11:39:30 PM  
i40.tinypic.com
 
2012-03-16 11:39:57 PM  

The Bad Astronomer: [farm4.staticflickr.com image 640x624]


WHO FARTED Y'ALL
 
2012-03-16 11:40:10 PM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-03-16 11:40:21 PM  

Unfreakable: And I'm happy to have posted in every single one of these.


And I'm happy that you're happy. ;-D
 
2012-03-16 11:40:28 PM  

Ooshatielf: I'm orginally from Colorado, and am moving back there come August.


And you shall be welcome! You can even where shoes in the house out here, we won't complain.
 
2012-03-16 11:40:59 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
images.wikia.com
2.bp.blogspot.com
aznbadger.files.wordpress.com
c580019.r19.cf2.rackcdn.com
i2.cdn.turner.com
 
2012-03-16 11:41:22 PM  
I was here.

Also, wonderful as always, TMLO!!
 
2012-03-16 11:41:23 PM  

Trillian Astra: basemetal: /i bet you have your own thing going, yeah.......

Not unless you like chubby women.


Trillian Astra, shining like the stars above
She's a girl who we will always love
One day she'll give herself a break
And learn that our love is hers to take.
 
2012-03-16 11:41:34 PM  

T H I S T H R E A D I S A B L A Z E R

 
2012-03-16 11:41:47 PM  

HST's Dead Carcass:
And you shall be welcome! You can even where shoes in the house out here, we won't complain.


It feels weird to me! I can't do that anymore.
 
2012-03-16 11:42:04 PM  
So cash ...
 
2012-03-16 11:42:09 PM  
Seriously upset.
 
2012-03-16 11:42:24 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Another million threads, w00t!

You know what that means, right?

It's time to ring in the occasion with STYLE.


We rung it in with Duke sucking at around the same time. How much more epic can it get?
 
2012-03-16 11:42:32 PM  
woo hoo
I've been here since before half that
 
2012-03-16 11:42:52 PM  

middleoftheday: And the OscFark for choreography goes to... TMLO. Well done.

He must have been sitting there F5ing his face off waiting for thread #7000000.


My money's on a broken finger. I wonder how long he's been working on this theater. I swear I saw him post something the other day about not doing these things anymore, and I audibly gasped. In a bad way. I should've known better.
 
2012-03-16 11:43:12 PM  
I figure this is as good time as any to declare that I love the vast majority of you.


Why yes, I am f*cked out of my tits on painkillers, why do you ask?
 
2012-03-16 11:43:12 PM  

demonfaerie: I am still waiting for tits.


images.cheezburger.com
 
2012-03-16 11:43:41 PM  
www.homiegfunk.com
 
2012-03-16 11:44:08 PM  

Ooshatielf: It feels weird to me! I can't do that anymore.


It's ok, I studied martial arts for so long and was used to taking off my shoes every time I entered a dojo, I still do it at home.
 
2012-03-16 11:44:16 PM  

Joliebleu: Seriously upset.


Come dance with me

My heart's a stereo
It beats for you, so listen close
Hear my thoughts in every note
 
2012-03-16 11:44:38 PM  

techmom: Bathia_Mapes: It's been far too long since we've had TMLO Theatre.

Truth!


This edition of TMLO Theatre is making me laugh so hard that my sides hurt, but I'm not complaining since it's a good pain.
 
2012-03-16 11:44:48 PM  

Marysue: I figure this is as good time as any to declare that I love the vast majority of you.


*E-HUGS*
 
2012-03-16 11:45:14 PM  
7,000,000
 
2012-03-16 11:45:42 PM  

MissFeasance: Come dance with me

My heart's a stereo
It beats for you, so listen close
Hear my thoughts in every note


Try this song, instead... (new window)

/I'm old :(
 
2012-03-16 11:46:09 PM  

themeaningoflifeisnot: 7,000,000


There was supposed to be a gif under that.
 
2012-03-16 11:46:11 PM  

HST's Dead Carcass:

It's ok, I studied martial arts for so long and was used to taking off my shoes every time I entered a dojo, I still do it at home.


it's just cleaner!
 
2012-03-16 11:46:11 PM  
professorkowalski, while that story started off slow, I kinda liked it. The witty ending line however seemed a bit over-the-top. But it serves as a nice start for a book or short story, if you were ever willing to put that much work into it.
 
2012-03-16 11:46:14 PM  
Is this staying in TFD for the night in an effort to dodge... HIM?
 
Displayed 50 of 1450 comments

First | « | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
Advertisement
On Twitter






In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report