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(Gamma Squad)   Scientists create material which seems to have been exposed to a stronger magnet than exists on earth, but they didn't use any magnets. Your move, Juggalos   (gammasquad.uproxx.com) divider line 37
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2012-03-16 03:48:54 PM
Does this mean faster access to porn?
 
2012-03-16 03:53:10 PM
/space magnets
//That is all.
 
2012-03-16 03:54:30 PM
troll.me

/space magnets
//That is all.
 
2012-03-16 03:54:38 PM
memedepot.com
 
2012-03-16 04:15:00 PM

mat catastrophe: [memedepot.com image 531x513]


I desperately want to "bump" that man's head like a volleyball....

/ it's so round..... so... perfectly... round
 
2012-03-16 04:20:15 PM
The scientists are probably lying, just to make me pissed
 
2012-03-16 04:36:52 PM
Meta-materials for the win.
 
2012-03-16 04:42:37 PM
Poor Juggalos.

It must be hard when the idols you built you life around turn out to be a bunch of clowns ...
 
2012-03-16 04:45:31 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

RIP BUGALOOS
 
2012-03-16 04:48:42 PM

Gordon Bennett: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x364]

RIP BUGALOOS


I remember that show ... the one in pink really filled the sock when I was a young teenager.
 
2012-03-16 04:55:01 PM
991.com
 
2012-03-16 05:09:31 PM

Corporate Self: Poor Juggalos.

It must be hard when the idols you built you life around turn out to be a bunch of clowns ...



I've met my fair share of Juggalos, and let me tell you... they couldn't care less. They're often the type of crowd who actually are proud of that kind of ignorance.
 
2012-03-16 05:09:35 PM
And we linked to the GammaSquad article instead of Ars? Subby, do you have anything to say for yourself?
 
2012-03-16 05:10:44 PM
Screw Juggernaut, what about Magneto? The electrons act as if they have no mass and travel at the speed of light. The implications are quite amazing if you're intelligent enough to understand what this means. Imagine an entire space vehicle made of this material.
 
2012-03-16 05:16:31 PM
What would Milenko do?
 
2012-03-16 05:18:17 PM
They're often the type of crowd who actually are proud of that kind of ignorance.
The one Juggalo I knew thought it was good to be fat. They are a werid people.
 
2012-03-16 05:28:18 PM

Corporate Self: Gordon Bennett: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x364]

RIP BUGALOOS

I remember that show ... the one in pink really filled the sock when I was a young teenager.


gis "confessions from a holiday camp" Caroline Ellis

/you're welcome
 
2012-03-16 05:34:11 PM

whither_apophis: Corporate Self: Gordon Bennett: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x364]

RIP BUGALOOS

I remember that show ... the one in pink really filled the sock when I was a young teenager.

gis "confessions from a holiday camp" Caroline Ellis

/you're welcome


And here we have the absolute perfect "Fark Progression"!

Take note:

Step 1: Interesting and cool scientific breakthrough.

Step 2: Submission on breakthrough contains classic meme reference.

Step 3: Farker applies secondary meme which contains image of a woman

Step 4: A farker has, indeed, 'fapped to that'.

Step 5: Another farker knows where to see that woman's breasts on the Internet.

From a scientific discovery, straight down through humor and to the boobies in 5 actions.
 
2012-03-16 06:02:01 PM

ParagonComplex: Screw Juggernaut, what about Magneto? The electrons act as if they have no mass and travel at the speed of light. The implications are quite amazing if you're intelligent enough to understand what this means. Imagine an entire space vehicle made of this material.


Keep going... :)
 
2012-03-16 06:03:01 PM
fark yeah!

Intelligent Design THAT, God!!
 
2012-03-16 06:13:58 PM

ParagonComplex: Screw Juggernaut, what about Magneto? The electrons act as if they have no mass and travel at the speed of light. The implications are quite amazing if you're intelligent enough to understand what this means. Imagine an entire space vehicle made of this material.



Well, since they built it by hand, atom by atom, with an electron microscope... it might be a while before that craft is spaceworthy...
 
2012-03-16 06:17:51 PM

Ishkur: fark yeah!

Intelligent Design THAT, God!!


Damnit, where's that picture with the four ducks ..

"Let's talk about science"
"Yeah science!"
"I hate religion!"
"Damnit, Bob.."
 
2012-03-16 06:19:07 PM

mark.jms:

From a scientific discovery, straight down through humor and to the boobies in 5 actions.


To keep the threadjack going: I am trying to remember the name of a TV show that was on in the early 80s, I think, about a family that gets stranded on a strange planet. The daughter had lovely large boobies. Help me find this show, Farkers.
 
2012-03-16 06:29:34 PM

Relatively Obscure: Damnit, where's that picture with the four ducks ..


It was a pre-emptive strike. You know they're going to be in here with their watchmaker analogies soon enough....
 
2012-03-16 06:44:35 PM
images.wikia.com?
 
2012-03-16 07:01:29 PM

mark.jms: whither_apophis: Corporate Self: Gordon Bennett: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x364]

RIP BUGALOOS

I remember that show ... the one in pink really filled the sock when I was a young teenager.

gis "confessions from a holiday camp" Caroline Ellis

/you're welcome

And here we have the absolute perfect "Fark Progression"!

Take note:

Step 1: Interesting and cool scientific breakthrough.

Step 2: Submission on breakthrough contains classic meme reference.

Step 3: Farker applies secondary meme which contains image of a woman

Step 4: A farker has, indeed, 'fapped to that'.

Step 5: Another farker knows where to see that woman's breasts on the Internet.

From a scientific discovery, straight down through humor and to the boobies in 5 actions.


Here's the perfect name for this: Six Degrees of Masturbation.

Everything is six or less degrees from internet porn.
 
2012-03-16 07:22:44 PM

IC Stars: mark.jms:

From a scientific discovery, straight down through humor and to the boobies in 5 actions.

To keep the threadjack going: I am trying to remember the name of a TV show that was on in the early 80s, I think, about a family that gets stranded on a strange planet. The daughter had lovely large boobies. Help me find this show, Farkers.



Otherworld? (new window)
 
2012-03-16 07:22:54 PM

mongbiohazard: Corporate Self: Poor Juggalos.

It must be hard when the idols you built you life around turn out to be a bunch of clowns ...


I've met my fair share of Juggalos, and let me tell you... they couldn't care less. They're often the type of crowd who actually are proud of that kind of ignorance.


If the TEA party ever could look past their make up and weed, we would all be serious trouble.
 
2012-03-16 08:41:44 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: Here's the perfect name for this: Six Degrees of Masturbation.
Everything is six ONE or less degrees from internet porn.


FTFY.

/rule 34
//no exceptions
 
2012-03-16 08:44:30 PM
Yeah, creating new materials that never existed before is okay, but
dressing up like a retarded mime is easier.
 
2012-03-16 10:02:50 PM

mark.jms: whither_apophis: Corporate Self: Gordon Bennett: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x364]

RIP BUGALOOS

I remember that show ... the one in pink really filled the sock when I was a young teenager.

gis "confessions from a holiday camp" Caroline Ellis

/you're welcome

And here we have the absolute perfect "Fark Progression"!

Take note:

Step 1: Interesting and cool scientific breakthrough.

Step 2: Submission on breakthrough contains classic meme reference.

Step 3: Farker applies secondary meme which contains image of a woman

Step 4: A farker has, indeed, 'fapped to that'.

Step 5: Another farker knows where to see that woman's breasts on the Internet.

From a scientific discovery, straight down through humor and to the boobies in 5 actions.


not just breasts, full frontal!

/the magnet thing is cool too
 
2012-03-16 10:54:37 PM

whither_apophis: mark.jms: whither_apophis: Corporate Self: Gordon Bennett: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x364]

RIP BUGALOOS

I remember that show ... the one in pink really filled the sock when I was a young teenager.

gis "confessions from a holiday camp" Caroline Ellis

/you're welcome

And here we have the absolute perfect "Fark Progression"!

Take note:

Step 1: Interesting and cool scientific breakthrough.

Step 2: Submission on breakthrough contains classic meme reference.

Step 3: Farker applies secondary meme which contains image of a woman

Step 4: A farker has, indeed, 'fapped to that'.

Step 5: Another farker knows where to see that woman's breasts on the Internet.

From a scientific discovery, straight down through humor and to the boobies in 5 actions.

not just breasts, full frontal!

/the magnet thing is cool too


I was going to call bs until I noticed safe search was on for some reason. Helloooooo :D
 
2012-03-16 10:58:55 PM

Gordon Bennett: IC Stars: mark.jms:

From a scientific discovery, straight down through humor and to the boobies in 5 actions.

To keep the threadjack going: I am trying to remember the name of a TV show that was on in the early 80s, I think, about a family that gets stranded on a strange planet. The daughter had lovely large boobies. Help me find this show, Farkers.


Otherworld? (new window)


Thats it! And I can watch all the episodes on that site. Thank you kind sir.
 
2012-03-17 01:33:32 AM

ParagonComplex: Screw Juggernaut, what about Magneto? The electrons act as if they have no mass and travel at the speed of light. The implications are quite amazing if you're intelligent enough to understand what this means. Imagine an entire space vehicle made of this material.


A General Products hull?
 
2012-03-17 03:05:24 AM

mongbiohazard: ParagonComplex: Screw Juggernaut, what about Magneto? The electrons act as if they have no mass and travel at the speed of light. The implications are quite amazing if you're intelligent enough to understand what this means. Imagine an entire space vehicle made of this material.


Well, since they built it by hand, atom by atom, with an electron microscope... it might be a while before that craft is spaceworthy...


Implications are all the same. This is just the beginning of the technology.
 
2012-03-17 10:16:18 AM
Goddammit now I've got that frigging theme song stuck in my head.
They're in the air and everywhere...
 
2012-03-17 12:01:36 PM

buckler: ParagonComplex: Screw Juggernaut, what about Magneto? The electrons act as if they have no mass and travel at the speed of light. The implications are quite amazing if you're intelligent enough to understand what this means. Imagine an entire space vehicle made of this material.

A General Products hull?


Warranty void if product comes in contact with antimatter.
 
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