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(The Tennessean)   TN lawmakers embrace UN resolution on sustainable environmental development. Just kidding...they crafted a law banning it because they were afraid the UN was going to institute forced abortions   (tennessean.com) divider line 121
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2012-03-16 01:10:56 PM
"It reads well. It has nice words like sustainability and helping the poor," said state Rep. Glen Casada, R-Franklin. "But what these people want to do is they want to cap the number of people this planet can have."

What is this I don't even...
 
2012-03-16 01:18:14 PM
The retardation... it just keeps coming

/WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!11
 
2012-03-16 01:19:46 PM
The global elites want to reduce world population by 80%. It's admitted openly. I have the documentation. They are putting stuff in our water and blasting us with mind control rays to make us compliant. And don't even get me started on the cancer-causing monkey viruses in the vaccines.

/Alex Jones
//He said all of the above on his radio show just today
 
2012-03-16 01:30:08 PM
i238.photobucket.com

America - This is why you shouldn't celebrate stupidity and ignorance; No matter how much 'street smarts and cred' you got!

/ A co-worker once proudly told me he learned more on the streets than in college. I couldn't simply take him seriously easily anymore.
 
2012-03-16 01:31:03 PM
Just kidding...they crafted a law banning it because they were afraid the UN was going to institute forced abortions

Oh, subby has got to be exaggerating. There's no way they thi-

*reads*

Mother of God...
 
2012-03-16 01:36:07 PM
Is there nothing that republicans cannot find a scary conspiracy in?

Somebody out to start a fwd:fwd:fwd about the smurfs, Avatar, the UN, and the Illuminati.
 
2012-03-16 01:37:14 PM
FFS, Tennessee. You could be pretty awesome if you wanted to be, but nooooooo.
 
2012-03-16 01:56:52 PM
Tennessee is making a strong case for title of America's Dumbest State.

Arizona is going to have to step it up.
 
2012-03-16 01:59:03 PM

Relatively Obscure: FFS, Tennessee. You could be pretty awesome if you wanted to be, but nooooooo.


The let the "Ten I see" joke get to their head.
 
2012-03-16 02:03:30 PM

Aarontology: Tennessee is making a strong case for title of America's Dumbest State.

Arizona is going to have to step it up.


It's a rough call AZ just passed a bill barring women from getting insurance reimbursement for birth control so I think AZ is still hanging on. Both have definitely outpaced FL at this point, though.
 
2012-03-16 02:17:29 PM

brigid_fitch: It's a rough call AZ just passed a bill barring women from getting insurance reimbursement for birth control so I think AZ is still hanging on. Both have definitely outpaced FL at this point, though.


Yeah, that gave them a good lead. But with this zoning laws = forced abortion stuff, they might not hold onto that lead for long.
 
2012-03-16 02:24:32 PM
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Aarontology: Tennessee is making a strong case for title of America's Dumbest State.

Arizona is going to have to step it up.


Oh come on. This is stupid but there isn't anything close to war on women coming from this state.
 
2012-03-16 02:29:15 PM
"It reads well. It has nice words like sustainability and helping the poor," said state Rep. Glen Casada, R-Franklin.

I guarantee this guy just skimmed through it, saw some big words, and then made up a conspiracy about forced abortions.
 
2012-03-16 02:33:47 PM
You keep using words like "Pasghetti" and "Momatoes" You make numerous threatening references to the UN and at the end you repeat the words "Screw Flanders" over and over again.
 
2012-03-16 02:40:19 PM

GAT_00: Oh come on. This is stupid but there isn't anything close to war on women coming from this state.


They're equating zoning restrictions with forced abortions.

The end result of the law isn't nearly as bad as Arizona's laws, but the reasoning behind it is pretty freaking idiotic.
 
2012-03-16 02:41:39 PM
Subby, there's already coding built into every US highway sign designed to give UN troops speedy access to our most critical facilities in the event that "peace keeping" actions are ever required domestically. Is it really such a stretch to believe that the medical band you're given to wear when you enter a hospital contains a tiny transmitter that sends all your medical information to UN medical panels who are charged with carefully tracking population growth and calculating the precise time when their "emergency environmental reductive scalability" agenda is to be put into effect?

Think about it. Everybody thought the Holocaust was insanity when it was really going on. Nobody believed something that terrible could really happen. But it was. It did. Open your eyes.
 
2012-03-16 02:45:05 PM
Also, they're not sure if the redistribution of wealth is socialist or communist, so they just say it's both to sound extra scary.
 
2012-03-16 02:47:47 PM
This is what 30+ years of allowing our education system to go to shiat has produced... Pathetic.

These people really do think it's still 1955, don't they?
 
2012-03-16 02:47:56 PM

Aarontology: GAT_00: Oh come on. This is stupid but there isn't anything close to war on women coming from this state.

They're equating zoning restrictions with forced abortions.

The end result of the law isn't nearly as bad as Arizona's laws, but the reasoning behind it is pretty freaking idiotic.


But since Tennessee can't effect the UN, this is ultimately pointless and worthless. You're equating bills that specifically restrict rights with a bill that is just stupid and saying they're equally bad.
 
2012-03-16 02:59:52 PM

keylock71: This is what 30+ years of allowing our education system to go to shiat has produced... Pathetic.

These people really do think it's still 1955, don't they?


No, they want to MAKE it 1955 and then KEEP it there

/because everything was perfect then, dontchaknow
 
2012-03-16 03:03:02 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: /because everything was perfect then, dontchaknow


I suppose it wouldn't do any good to point out to them that Happy Days wasn't a documentary, would it?
 
2012-03-16 03:05:37 PM

keylock71: MaudlinMutantMollusk: /because everything was perfect then, dontchaknow

I suppose it wouldn't do any good to point out to them that Happy Days wasn't a documentary, would it?


Ehhhhhhhhh!
 
2012-03-16 03:14:27 PM

GAT_00: But since Tennessee can't effect the UN, this is ultimately pointless and worthless. You're equating bills that specifically restrict rights with a bill that is just stupid and saying they're equally bad.


No, I'm not.

I'm saying the Tennessee legislature is retarded.
 
2012-03-16 03:27:07 PM

Karac: Somebody out to start a fwd:fwd:fwd about the smurfs, Avatar, the UN, and the Illuminati.


Pfft! That's easy.

A real challenge would be George Soros, Clorox Wipes, Vaccines, Restless Leg Syndrome, The Queen, and the Masons.
 
2012-03-16 03:33:02 PM
Neither the House resolution nor the UN plan it opposes are binding, and supporters have not shown a direct link from the plan drafted in Brazil in the early 1990s to decisions made by local governments in Tennessee 20 years later.

Whew! looks like Tennessee really dodged a bullet there.
 
2012-03-16 03:39:10 PM

Pocket Ninja: Subby, there's already coding built into every US highway sign designed to give UN troops speedy access to our most critical facilities in the event that "peace keeping" actions are ever required domestically. Is it really such a stretch to believe that the medical band you're given to wear when you enter a hospital contains a tiny transmitter that sends all your medical information to UN medical panels who are charged with carefully tracking population growth and calculating the precise time when their "emergency environmental reductive scalability" agenda is to be put into effect?

Think about it. Everybody thought the Holocaust was insanity when it was really going on. Nobody believed something that terrible could really happen. But it was. It did. Open your eyes.


Why did I read this in Peter Griffin's voice?
 
2012-03-16 04:10:06 PM
*headdesk*
 
2012-03-16 04:16:31 PM
20 years after it was adopted by the UN...and here I thought TN was much further behind current times than that.

I'm very impressed, Tennessee. VERY impressed.
 
2012-03-16 04:23:06 PM
Hey Drew, can we start working on the new tag that encapsulates this kind of derppy hurrrrrrrr?

Asinine and Dumbass are inadequate for this. If not one that incorporates the confederate flag maybe, say, Moran?
 
2012-03-16 04:43:01 PM

sweetmelissa31: Also, they're not sure if the redistribution of wealth is socialist or communist, so they just say it's both to sound extra scary.


Socialist/communist/Marxist/Maoist all mean the same thing to the Derp Brigade.
 
2012-03-16 04:43:39 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Karac: Somebody out to start a fwd:fwd:fwd about the smurfs, Avatar, the UN, and the Illuminati.

Pfft! That's easy.

A real challenge would be George Soros, Clorox Wipes, Vaccines, Restless Leg Syndrome, The Queen, and the Masons.


You think it would be a challenge to get a teabagger to see a conspiracy in anything involving George Soros? Get to a doctor post-haste, you have brain damage.
 
2012-03-16 05:04:55 PM
This country's going wacko.
 
2012-03-16 05:07:43 PM

Karac: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Karac: Somebody out to start a fwd:fwd:fwd about the smurfs, Avatar, the UN, and the Illuminati.

Pfft! That's easy.

A real challenge would be George Soros, Clorox Wipes, Vaccines, Restless Leg Syndrome, The Queen, and the Masons.

You think it would be a challenge to get a teabagger to see a conspiracy in anything involving George Soros? Get to a doctor post-haste, you have brain damage.


I'll admit that ol' George is a bit of a gimmie, but Soros AND Restless Leg Syndrome? That's going to take some mental gymnastics.
 
2012-03-16 05:51:15 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Karac: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Karac: Somebody out to start a fwd:fwd:fwd about the smurfs, Avatar, the UN, and the Illuminati.

Pfft! That's easy.

A real challenge would be George Soros, Clorox Wipes, Vaccines, Restless Leg Syndrome, The Queen, and the Masons.

You think it would be a challenge to get a teabagger to see a conspiracy in anything involving George Soros? Get to a doctor post-haste, you have brain damage.

I'll admit that ol' George is a bit of a gimmie, but Soros AND Restless Leg Syndrome? That's going to take some mental gymnastics.


George Soros admitted, in a 1998 speech delivered at the international meeting of the Gay & Lesbian Victory Fund (an organization who is funded, in large part, by donations made by Clorox based on the sales of Lavender Scented Clorox Disinfecting Wipes) the liberal agenda to secretly block and defund research aimed at developing the "Gay Vaccine." Researchers, in a joint effort by Trinity Christian College and Lipscomb University said they were only "a few years" away from beginning tests. One of the lead researchers, who agreed to speak only if complete anonymity was guaranteed-due to threats on the safety if his family- stated preliminary results indicated a link between parents who possess the "restless leg syndrome" gene and homosexual tendencies in pre-pubescent boys. 
Please help spread the word of this and also tell members of your congregation to avoid purchase and use of Clorox products in general, and specifically Lavender Scented Clorox Disinfecting Wipes.

Yours in Christ,
Rvd. Dr. Navan Johnson
First United Southern Baptist Church
Pascagoula, MS
 
2012-03-16 05:53:48 PM
Can we cut our loses and lop JesusLand off.
 
2012-03-16 05:54:55 PM

Krymson Tyde: Yours in Christ,
Rvd. Dr. Navan Johnson
First United Southern Baptist Church
Pascagoula, MS


soundsofsolarno.com

"I'm somebody now!!"
 
2012-03-16 05:58:10 PM
Unless my reading comprehension has devolved to a 4th grade reading level, isn't a resolution condemning not necessarily meaning that it is banned?
 
2012-03-16 05:59:22 PM
fark, I left out the Queen and the Masons.
 
2012-03-16 06:00:31 PM
Honestly never thought I'd see the day when people would condemn non-binding "sustainable development policies" or argue against the notion of overpopulation of the earth. Seriously, this depresses me.
 
2012-03-16 06:01:29 PM
You know what we need to do? We need to adopt a resolution condemning the Rodney King riots.

Krymson Tyde: Asinine and Dumbass are inadequate for this. If not one that incorporates the confederate flag maybe, say, Moran?


How about ass-hattery with bat-shiat insane?

We can call it "Bat-hattery"
 
2012-03-16 06:02:46 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: No, they want to MAKE it 1955 and then KEEP it there


They do remember that the 1950s had really high tax rates, right?

If you want to find a historical period that fits the GOP agenda, you need to go back to about the 12th century, before Magna Carta and before the plague put an end to serfdom.
 
2012-03-16 06:04:44 PM
I thought this was just the subby using a bit of hyperbole and perhaps satire. But no, they REALLY SAID THOSE THINGS. WTF is wrong with these clowns? A nonbinding UN resolution is going to lead to forced abortions exactly how??
 
2012-03-16 06:09:53 PM

Pocket Ninja: Subby, there's already coding built into every US highway sign designed to give UN troops speedy access to our most critical facilities in the event that "peace keeping" actions are ever required domestically. Is it really such a stretch to believe that the medical band you're given to wear when you enter a hospital contains a tiny transmitter that sends all your medical information to UN medical panels who are charged with carefully tracking population growth and calculating the precise time when their "emergency environmental reductive scalability" agenda is to be put into effect?

Think about it. Everybody thought the Holocaust was insanity when it was really going on. Nobody believed something that terrible could really happen. But it was. It did. Open your eyes.


Your posts were funnier when reality wasn't backing them up. Now, people will think your being serious since you sound 'just like the neighbor.'
 
2012-03-16 06:11:42 PM
Dear US, this is Africa.

WHAT! THE! FARK! Over.
 
2012-03-16 06:14:01 PM
Oh ****** hell, JUST LEAVE ALREADY!

Please secede, you are free to go, declare your indy-pendence from big evil libural fed guberment already. GO, GET THE FARK OUT. LEAVE, ADIOS AMIGOS.

Go create your libertarian conservative heaven to show us elite east cost snob liberals just how wrong we all are. Go prove to us that your pathetic god given ideology is such miracles. Why I bet your standards of living would plummet sky rocket within 2 years of independence.

So I guess it is time to move out, go strike it out on your own and be all boostrappy and stuff. Just please f**king leave this union.
 
2012-03-16 06:18:12 PM

sweetmelissa31: "It reads well. It has nice words like sustainability and helping the poor," said state Rep. Glen Casada, R-Franklin.

I guarantee this guy just skimmed through it, saw some big words, and then made up a conspiracy about forced abortions.


5 bucks says he never saw a word of it and is simply parroting some wingnut talking point email.
 
2012-03-16 06:20:09 PM

Pocket Ninja: Subby, there's already coding built into every US highway sign designed to give UN troops speedy access to our most critical facilities in the event that "peace keeping" actions are ever required domestically. Is it really such a stretch to believe that the medical band you're given to wear when you enter a hospital contains a tiny transmitter that sends all your medical information to UN medical panels who are charged with carefully tracking population growth and calculating the precise time when their "emergency environmental reductive scalability" agenda is to be put into effect?

Think about it. Everybody thought the Holocaust was insanity when it was really going on. Nobody believed something that terrible could really happen. But it was. It did. Open your eyes.


It's called TACMAR and this is what they really believe .

Sadly it's been in decline since the Clinton years, but it's still my favorite whack-a-doodle theory.
 
Ehh
2012-03-16 06:20:12 PM
What is it with the Tea Party crowd and the U.N.? I mean, do evil supervillains spend their time trying to talk things over in an old building in New York? Evil supervillains do worse things than take turns giving long speeches and ignoring parking tickets. Yet the Tea Party crowd thinks the U.N. is going to take over any minute. The U.N. couldn't take over Williamsburg.

WTF, America?
 
2012-03-16 06:21:03 PM
There is no peak wingnut. It is impossible to achieve.
 
2012-03-16 06:21:57 PM

Ehh: What is it with the Tea Party crowd and the U.N.? I mean, do evil supervillains spend their time trying to talk things over in an old building in New York? Evil supervillains do worse things than take turns giving long speeches and ignoring parking tickets. Yet the Tea Party crowd thinks the U.N. is going to take over any minute. The U.N. couldn't take over Williamsburg.

WTF, America?


The UN couldn't take over my farking Garage if i was only armed with an armadillo and a Mime with a skin rash.
 
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