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(Daily Mail)   Snooki: "I'm so excited to be a MILF"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 115
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2012-03-16 04:24:46 PM
OK - I really only know about her from FARK posts and one article where a reporter actually asked her questions and she answered him fully in complete sentences and told him the truth - that he's the first reporter who ever asked her anything other than canned questions about tanning or drinking. She was actually talking about what she was doing with her money, how long she expected to last and why she was worried about a co-star who was blowing all his cash up front.

I was wondering after that if she was literally at this point "trolling" everyone and cashing in on her improbability by just living up to her "character".

With this quote I'm pretty sure, Snooki as troll 10/10 : she's laughing all the way to the bank.

Chances are she'll be like any number of women I knew who kept the makeup gun set on whore after the baby but their whole lives became wife/mother/hang with girlfriends pretending to be "Desperate Housewives" but really actually being super conservative PTA moms who wore outrageous clothes and overdressed on "date night" and telling everyone about their wild partying days when they met their overtanned husbands.

//I helped them with their computers.
 
2012-03-16 04:24:55 PM

MaxxLarge: "I'm so excited to be a MILF"

[multimedia.billybrew.com image 330x282]


"-ILF.... I do not think she knows what that acronym means...."
 
2012-03-16 04:25:17 PM
that is a title that must be given, you cannot deem it yourself.
 
2012-03-16 04:27:10 PM
I'd suck on them titties.
 
2012-03-16 04:28:22 PM

soupbone: This was the ONLY time I have ever even remotely considered her attractive.

[p.twimg.com image 368x628]


Are you sure that's her?
 
mhd
2012-03-16 04:30:19 PM
A member of the Moro Islamic Liberation Front?
 
2012-03-16 04:33:07 PM

KaisertheCoyote: soupbone: This was the ONLY time I have ever even remotely considered her attractive.

[p.twimg.com image 368x628]

Are you sure that's her?


Yep. She tweeted it a few months back or something similar. Without makeup, she doesn't look bad.
 
2012-03-16 04:33:49 PM

soupbone: This was the ONLY time I have ever even remotely considered her attractive.


She's actually pretty freaking hot there. Like wouldn't mind waking up to that (as long as she knocks it off with the duck lips) hot.

It's a shame she spackles on the makeup the other 99.9% of the time.

Of course, as soon as she opens her mouth, I'd probably chew my own leg off to get away ...
 
2012-03-16 04:35:24 PM

Boba Chet: "'I'm so excited to be a MILF!"

MILF. MILF... Mother I'd Like to... Mother I'd... I'd...

...

Is she saying she wants to fark herself?


", unintentionally expressing the unspoken wishes of millions of people."

Beat you to it.
 
2012-03-16 04:44:15 PM
Ok, she's got the M part under control. How is she going to make the F part work?
 
2012-03-16 04:47:04 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
www.stickerhog.com
 
2012-03-16 04:51:45 PM
More like a MNWF
 
2012-03-16 04:54:49 PM

Boba Chet: "'I'm so excited to be a MILF!"

MILF. MILF... Mother I'd Like to... Mother I'd... I'd...

...

Is she saying she wants to fark herself?


That's what she can do, certainly.
 
2012-03-16 04:55:28 PM

cgraves67: Ok, she's got the M part under control. How is she going to make the F part work?


Really, it's the "L" part...lots of ugly people (including her, proof being in the pudding, (pun somewhat intended) get the"f" part.
 
2012-03-16 05:01:30 PM
Moron I'd Like to Forget?
 
2012-03-16 05:03:59 PM
Snooki's neon orange face is not appealing.

carrion_luggage: Moron I'd Like to Forget?


Well PLAYED sir!
 
2012-03-16 05:04:54 PM

carrion_luggage: Moron Mongoloid I'd Like to Forget?


Even Better
 
2012-03-16 05:06:38 PM
Mother I Would Not Fark With a Stolen Dick
 
2012-03-16 05:21:14 PM
Moron I'd Like to Fire...out of a cannon...into the sun.
 
2012-03-16 05:21:23 PM
Mangy Idiotic Lowlife Freak?
 
2012-03-16 05:26:27 PM
Snook wants to be Much Identical to LittleBlondeJug's Fark?
 
2012-03-16 05:27:16 PM
Dear Lord,

I know we bother you too much, but if you could perform one of your abortions on her, the world will be better for it and more of us will believe in your existence and power.

Thanks,
Humanity.
 
2012-03-16 05:33:44 PM

oldfarthenry: Manatee I'd like to firebomb?


Dahnkster: Munchkin Impregnated by Lowlife Felcher?


i1126.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-16 05:45:29 PM
I guess she's gonna be excited for a VERY LONG TIME then?
 
2012-03-16 05:52:49 PM
i need mental bleach
 
2012-03-16 06:01:23 PM

soupbone: KaisertheCoyote: soupbone: This was the ONLY time I have ever even remotely considered her attractive.

[p.twimg.com image 368x628]

Are you sure that's her?

Yep. She tweeted it a few months back or something similar. Without makeup, she doesn't look bad.


She looks way thinner in that photo too. If I saw that girl, I would actually hit on her.

I just realized I would hit on Snooki....I think I need to go lay down for a second and think about my life.
 
2012-03-16 06:02:06 PM

KaisertheCoyote: soupbone: KaisertheCoyote: soupbone: This was the ONLY time I have ever even remotely considered her attractive.

[p.twimg.com image 368x628]

Are you sure that's her?

Yep. She tweeted it a few months back or something similar. Without makeup, she doesn't look bad.

She looks way thinner in that photo too. If I saw that girl, I would actually hit on her.

I just realized I would hit on Snooki....I think I need to go lay down for a second and think about my life.


Just make sure you have lotion and tissues handy.
 
2012-03-16 06:02:07 PM
Headline made me vomit in my mouth a little.
 
2012-03-16 06:06:09 PM

soupbone: This was the ONLY time I have ever even remotely considered her attractive.

[p.twimg.com image 368x628]


Came her to say something similar. She's kinda farkable without makeup on.
 
2012-03-16 06:09:37 PM
Has anyone, I mean ANYONE bothered to tell this naval-orange, sniping, jersey-juking whore that she'll never be a MILF? Anyone?
 
2012-03-16 06:16:01 PM
I'm sorry, but "mutilate" does not start with an F. She wasn't even an OLILF (Oompa Loompa yadda yadda).

Why hasn't some crazy fan dispatched with her in the worst way out of obsessive love?

And women - yes, you, because "reality TV" is your fault - STOP WATCHING shiat LIKE THIS!!!
 
2012-03-16 06:25:37 PM

SmellsLikePoo: She has NOTHING going for her.


She's worth about $2 million.
 
2012-03-16 06:45:33 PM

shoegaze99: She's worth about $2 million.


Yeah, she strikes me as a responsible person. That won't be spent on parties and medical procedures in the next 2 years.
 
2012-03-16 06:55:42 PM

shoegaze99: SmellsLikePoo: She has NOTHING going for her.

She's worth about $2 million.


$1.5 million - she's going partying in Cancun this weekend.
 
2012-03-16 07:00:12 PM
But she's GORGEOUS now! No more "grenade"!

Can't she wait 'til after her C-section to consider herself a MILF?
 
2012-03-16 07:09:38 PM
lifeandgossip.com

www.music-juice.com
 
2012-03-16 07:15:21 PM

Boba Chet: "'I'm so excited to be a MILF!"

MILF. MILF... Mother I'd Like to... Mother I'd... I'd...

...

Is she saying she wants to fark herself?


I've been saying the whole Jersey Shore cast could do that from the beginning.
 
2012-03-16 07:20:41 PM
i40.tinypic.com
 
2012-03-16 07:30:43 PM

alkhemy: Not if she was the last person on earth...


If she was the last person on earth she'd be here and you wouldn't.
 
2012-03-16 07:34:39 PM

FirstNationalBastard: KaisertheCoyote: soupbone: KaisertheCoyote: soupbone: This was the ONLY time I have ever even remotely considered her attractive.

[p.twimg.com image 368x628]

Are you sure that's her?

Yep. She tweeted it a few months back or something similar. Without makeup, she doesn't look bad.

She looks way thinner in that photo too. If I saw that girl, I would actually hit on her.

I just realized I would hit on Snooki....I think I need to go lay down for a second and think about my life.

Just make sure you have lotion and tissues handy.


Her personality would be so offputting though that I don't think it's a legit worry for any sane human being.
 
2012-03-16 07:41:40 PM
Meh, I've done worse.

/Standards have increased lately
//Oh, who am I kidding...
 
2012-03-16 07:49:26 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: nakedcritic: Hey GOP - still opposed to birth control?

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So, vote RONPAULblican?
 
2012-03-16 08:10:01 PM

the_vegetarian_cannibal: [lifeandgossip.com image 432x650]

[www.music-juice.com image 460x736]


I'm not sure if I should report those pics to the modmins for breaking the "disturbing, grotesque" terms in the FArQ.
 
2012-03-16 08:16:13 PM
Monstrosity I'd like to forcemeat.
 
2012-03-16 08:43:43 PM

aspAddict: Meh, I've done worse.

/Standards have increased lately
//Oh, who am I kidding...


I completely believe every word you're saying, so... not me? ;) NOT Just kidding. Not really. Ah, i'm just yankin' yer chain. But not. I keed.
 
2012-03-16 10:07:18 PM

KaisertheCoyote: I just realized I would hit on Snooki....I think I need to go lay down for a second and think about my life.


I think you're ok - you'd hot on NIcole Pilozzi, but not Snooki - the character she plays. Sorta' like Cheryl Hines/Dallas Royce.
 
2012-03-16 10:07:25 PM
3 words.......................

Fist, Angry, God
 
2012-03-16 10:15:15 PM
I'm gonna throw this out there...

Fastest Child Protective Services advocate assigned ever. I'm guessing she gets one assigned at second trimester.
 
2012-03-16 10:35:42 PM
DAMMIT.

THE MILF RULE.

It's simple, kids: You cannot be a MILF until your child is old enough to have friends who want to f√ck you.

That's it. It does not mean you're a mother, and anybody would like to f√ck you. If it did, then all MILF would mean is "cute woman who had a baby". But it doesn't mean that. It means "Attractive older woman that still appeals to an adolescent."

Generally speaking, unless you had kids when you were in your young teens, you cannot be a MILF until you're in your 30s, and probably not until you're around 40 in many cases.

A 20-something with a child who has yet to reach puberty is not a MILF; She's a "hot mom".

The "I" in "Mother I'd Like to F√ck" is the mother's teenage child's friend.
 
2012-03-16 11:39:32 PM
funny4me.com
 
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