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(Yahoo)   Beans, beans, the magical legume. Man killed under tons, while his friends tried to exhume   (news.yahoo.com ) divider line
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2012-03-16 08:53:48 AM  
I seed what you did there Subby.
 
2012-03-16 10:47:20 AM  
bartsblackboard.com
 
2012-03-16 11:53:28 AM  
You know what they say: "Beans, beans, good for the heart. Beans, beans, GREAT for the heart!"
 
2012-03-16 12:57:14 PM  
Beans, beans, I totally forget what comes next...
 
2012-03-16 12:58:59 PM  
Does not scan, but nice try, subby.
 
2012-03-16 01:00:40 PM  
Eh, sorry subby, mine was better: Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot. The more you toot, the better you feel, until you die under pinto bean hill
 
2012-03-16 01:00:52 PM  
The more you exhume, the better you feel...
 
2012-03-16 01:04:26 PM  
I was laughing right up until the spelling error... then you lost me forever Subby
 
2012-03-16 01:07:48 PM  
Crushed to death under a ton of beans. . .You have to admit, that is an unusual way to go.
 
2012-03-16 01:10:10 PM  
Charlie Sheen, Ben Vereen, shrink to the size of a Lima bean.

Not obscure. Or is it?
 
2012-03-16 01:17:36 PM  
They would have been able to rescue him from the icy grasp of death but the victim foolishly insisted on yelling "bean" instead of "fire" when he fell into the vat of beans.
 
2012-03-16 01:17:45 PM  
I think you mean "exhume"
 
2012-03-16 01:35:40 PM  
28.media.tumblr.com

/traded for a telescope
 
2012-03-16 01:38:16 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Eh, sorry subby, mine was better: Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot. The more you toot, the better you feel, until you die under pinto bean hill


Yeah, that's not better at all.
 
2012-03-16 01:50:19 PM  

Noticeably F.A.T.: Contrabulous Flabtraption: Eh, sorry subby, mine was better: Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot. The more you toot, the better you feel, until you die under pinto bean hill

Yeah, that's not better at all.


Well, in a game of crap vs. crap, crap wins.
 
2012-03-16 01:55:25 PM  
Fark Headline Quality Control

You can't have it. Not yours.

-1!!!11ELEVENTY!!!11
 
2012-03-16 01:57:26 PM  
The problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world, but then again, a hill of beans can be a serious problem...
 
2012-03-16 01:58:08 PM  
"Man killed by several Pintos; Ford forced to make another recall."
 
2012-03-16 02:00:50 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Eh, sorry subby, mine was better: Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot. The more you toot, the better you feel, until you die under pinto bean hill


I submitted this with a similar headline. Obviously the mods didn't think mine amounted to a hill of beans.
 
2012-03-16 03:15:54 PM  
guess that practical joke went a little too far?
 
2012-03-16 03:25:09 PM  
"Look, it's clear that the problems of two little people don't amount to a hill of- Oh holy shiat! Look out!"
 
2012-03-16 03:41:57 PM  
I work for this company. Yesterday was a sad day. First fatal accident in company history, and we've been around almost a hundred years.

My thoughts go out to his family.
 
2012-03-16 03:58:54 PM  

offmymeds: Contrabulous Flabtraption: Eh, sorry subby, mine was better: Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot. The more you toot, the better you feel, until you die under pinto bean hill

I submitted this with a similar headline. Obviously the mods didn't think mine amounted to a hill of beans.


ftfy

/take it easy, guys
 
2012-03-16 04:29:55 PM  
Will they still sell the beans where he died? Hmm....haunted beans!
 
2012-03-16 04:48:46 PM  

wambu: Does not scan, but nice try, subby.


Easy to fix.

Beans, beans, the magic legume. A 20-foot mound became a man's tomb.
 
2012-03-16 05:00:29 PM  
Subby's headline had me reminiscing about this quality moment from video game history
 
2012-03-16 05:02:13 PM  
He tried to get on top of it, but he didn't have a legume to stand on..
 
2012-03-16 05:32:26 PM  

dchurch0: I work for this company. Yesterday was a sad day. First fatal accident in company history, and we've been around almost a hundred years.

My thoughts go out to his family.


Their grief will pass.
 
2012-03-16 06:10:59 PM  
Buried 'neath tons of legumes
Raymond Segura's entombed
Though they tried to save him
From beans that had caved in
He ended up being exhumed
 
2012-03-16 06:34:01 PM  

AUAIOMRN: wambu: Does not scan, but nice try, subby.

Easy to fix.

Beans, beans, the magic legume. A 20-foot mound became a man's tomb.


Nicely done.

+1 Internets
 
2012-03-16 07:35:32 PM  
I cheated fate as a child and used to swim in corn cribs. swimming in corn...swimming in corn...someday I'll grow up and waste my time with internet porn. lawd lawd lawd fap.
 
2012-03-16 10:43:48 PM  
i471.photobucket.com

Wanted for questioning
 
2012-03-17 04:27:38 AM  
the musical fruit

Elton John?
 
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