They're gonna have trouble getting people to be against global warming on days like today.

Fine. As long as we don't have to listen about Kardashian this or that, I'm ok with the planet exploding.

Does this mean the horrible winter they forecast for chicago isn't going to happen?

It's gonna be a shiatty summer for farmers and water reservoirs. All that quadrillions of litres of snow simply isn't there this spring; rivers will be dry, lake beds will be low, produce will be hella expensive due to low yields, and California will burn.

On the plus side, It's 20 farking degrees celcius in Toronto in mid-march, and it doesn't look like that's going to change anytime soon!

There isn't much we can do about global warming now. It's inevitable.

The best we can hope for is to clog up the atmosphere with particulates and block incoming solar energy.

But no enviroweeny is going to go for that, so we're basically screwed. Thanks, libs!

AverageAmericanGuy: There isn't much we can do about global warming now. It's inevitable.

The best we can hope for is to clog up the atmosphere with particulates and block incoming solar energy.

But no enviroweeny is going to go for that, so we're basically screwed. Thanks, libs!

A low level nuclear exchange would do it. A major volcano or two blowing its top would do it as well. My understanding is that unspellable, unpronouncable Icelandic Volcano actually reduce global temperatures in a measurable way last year.

Spring? It's stil farking winter.

Forgot_my_password_again: They're gonna have trouble getting people to be against global warming on days like today.

Talk to me again in July.

It was 80° here in the DC area today. My dog went nuts over a bunch of frogs that covered the sidewalk last week, something I wouldn't usually see until late April/early May.

Climate7

Minarets: Spring? It's stil farking winter.

What winter? We had winter this year?

If winter was like this every year, I wouldn't consider moving. Just kidding, Cleveland is still a hell hole.
/ Hopefully it won't be raining every day this spring/summer/fall like last year.

We have plenty of water here in Chicago. If global warming means mild winders and warm springs for us, but droughts, and devastating, deadly tornadoes for Red States like Georgia, Mississippi and Alabama...

I'm okay with that!

All hail the Farmers Almanac. Eerie how it accurately predicted a snow-filled winter for the Mid-Atlantic.

Seems like the dust bowl cycle from the 1930s. It lasted 6 yrs.

GleeUnit: Can uh... Can Seattle get in on some of that? Doesn't take much to make us happy, but... A little bit would be nice.

Seattle doesn't get a winter in the first place. You keep your cool drizzle, and you gonna LIKE IT.

GleeUnit: Can uh... Can Seattle get in on some of that? Doesn't take much to make us happy, but... A little bit would be nice.

I'd settle for an extra 5 degrees.

Minarets: Spring? It's stil farking winter.

Where have you been. It's been spring for a whole week!

Lexx: AverageAmericanGuy: There isn't much we can do about global warming now. It's inevitable.

The best we can hope for is to clog up the atmosphere with particulates and block incoming solar energy.

But no enviroweeny is going to go for that, so we're basically screwed. Thanks, libs!

A low level nuclear exchange would do it. A major volcano or two blowing its top would do it as well. My understanding is that unspellable, unpronouncable Icelandic Volcano actually reduce global temperatures in a measurable way last year.

So when Israel levels Tehran, we get to have moderate summers?

/hmmm - If only Ahmadinejad was the only Iranian:(

Jocundry: I'm still waiting for winter to start.

"A year passed: winter changed into spring, spring changed into summer, summer changed back into winter, and winter gave spring and summer a miss and went straight on into autumn... until one day... "

Lexx: GleeUnit: Can uh... Can Seattle get in on some of that? Doesn't take much to make us happy, but... A little bit would be nice.

Seattle doesn't get a winter in the first place. You keep your cool drizzle, and you gonna LIKE IT.

Lexx: GleeUnit: Can uh... Can Seattle get in on some of that? Doesn't take much to make us happy, but... A little bit would be nice.

Seattle doesn't get a winter in the first place. You keep your cool drizzle, and you gonna LIKE IT.

Mild winters, mild summers, year-round greenery, beautiful wildflowers, awesome views of lakes and mountains.

Hey, I won't complain.

Sgygus: Nationwide, 577 record temperatures were broken Wednesday.

This proves that global warming is a hoax.

As expected, here comes the Fark lib brigade to shout about how a few warm days prove Man Caused Global Warming beyond a shadow of a doubt. SCIENCE dictates we use all the data, not just those convenient to our ideological predilections.

So what's the weather like elsewhere in the world? In Moscow, it is freezing, and they are expecting SNOW tomorrow.

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In Anchorage? Same thing.

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Viewing the whole picture reveals that it is cold in some places, and warm in others. Sorry Fark libs. You'll have to wait another year if you want to try to prove Global Warming.

Land Ark: All hail the Farmers Almanac. Eerie how it accurately predicted a snow-filled winter for the Mid-Atlantic.

that would be the real higher power outside of the bible that true bible belt farmers read.

I wonder what the tornado season is going to be like. Cool-season weather systems and warm-season temperatures are part of what caused the last one, so starting off early spring like we're already a month into summer isn't a good scenario.

Lexx: GleeUnit: Can uh... Can Seattle get in on some of that? Doesn't take much to make us happy, but... A little bit would be nice.

Seattle doesn't get a winter in the first place. You keep your cool drizzle, and you gonna LIKE IT.

We had snow in Vancouver. I want to punch people.

It's literally been raining sideways here in Seattle for several days now, so arid and fiery hot sounds pretty damn good to me!

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

/loud pipes save lives
//i woke up the whole goddamn neighborhood

Gosling: Minarets: Spring? It's stil farking winter.

What winter? We had winter this year?

That's what the calendar says at least.

miss diminutive: [www.polls.newsvine.com image 640x496]

Prepare to reap the whirlwind, biatches!

;)

Here in the Atlanta it is going to suck. Already in the 80's this week. I am hoping that we can go from summer into the fall around June. and maybe have winter start in Sept and go till next spring to make up the difference.

Precipice:i.

aselene: Viewing the whole picture reveals that it is cold in some places, and warm in others. Sorry Fark libs. You'll have to wait another year if you want to try to prove Global Warming.

No, we're done. We figured out the areas that will be affected least and have bought up all the property there. Everyone else gets to burn. Murders, rapist, all can be forgiven. But ignorance and pride in it shall be meet with death and there is no redemption.

K bye!

While the rest of you got spring, northern California randomly keeps getting a week of winter at a time, then a week of spring, then winter again. The world is farked. It's been colder and rainier in the dying days of winter than it was in the middle of winter.

*cough*

We don't know fark about long range forecasting.

/GFS says we have a cold end of the month.