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2012-03-15 02:22:49 PM
8 votes:
I dunno. If they don't spice this film up with some action it's gonna be a total snoozefest.
2012-03-15 07:13:17 PM
4 votes:

Meethos: ArkAngel: Mugato: Mentat: Hawkeye is the world's greatest marksman. He can pretty much hit anyone with anything.

Yeah I get it. It just seems like Iron Man could achieve the same effect with some laser sighting. He seems like the Aquaman of the group.

He can do it without a highly sophisticated suit of armor. Laser sights also don't take things like wind/distance into effect. Plus it's a lot harder to hide in the Iron Man armor

But he's still just a farking dude with pretty awesome aim on a team with Ironman, Thor, Captain America, and the God Damn Hulk. What in the chocolate hell will badass aim do, that they can't?


I think he's partially deaf, so he helps the team reach compliance with the ADA
2012-03-15 04:24:52 PM
3 votes:

Mentat: CitizenTed: I dunno. If they don't spice this film up with some action it's gonna be a total snoozefest.

It needs Nick Fury fighting a polar bear.


Iron Man should fight a giant spider in the third act.


/Fiercest killers in the insect kingdom.
2012-03-15 02:32:40 PM
3 votes:

CitizenTed: I dunno. If they don't spice this film up with some action it's gonna be a total snoozefest.


It needs Nick Fury fighting a polar bear.
2012-03-15 07:44:01 PM
2 votes:

CarnySaur: I did not know Gwyneth Paltrow was making an appearance. Thanks, Japan!


Tony Stark gets a box delivered to him....
2012-03-15 07:43:23 PM
2 votes:
Wait, I'm confused

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2012-03-15 05:59:14 PM
2 votes:

dahmers love zombie: Wow. Transformers 3.5 looks to be pretty interesting.


No, the working title for Transformers 3.5 is 'Battleship'.
2012-03-16 12:51:30 AM
1 votes:

Nix Nightbird:
Dude! How could you forget Triathlon?!?!

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/Delroy Garrett. He's 3-D Man now.
//Actually, you missed Jocasta. She's important.
///And of course, Spider-Man, but Sony will never give him up.


Same reason why I forgot Rage; poorly written and conceived characters forced on the team to increase diversity need to be forgotten.

Jocasta is actually important, but I don't think she'll be in one of the movies.

My bet for who's going to make the cut for future movies:
Wasp, Hank Pym, Ms. Marvel, She Hulk, Quasar, Black Panther

Maybe get a shot:
Falcon, Living Lightning, Tigra, Captain Marvel

No chance in Hell:
Starfox ("What's your power?" "Emotion Control. I make women and men fall instantly in love with me and take them to bed" "So....Roofie-kenisis?")
2012-03-16 12:26:44 AM
1 votes:

RoyFokker'sGhost: ShawnDoc: Meethos: But he's still just a farking dude with pretty awesome aim on a team with Ironman, Thor, Captain America, and the God Damn Hulk. What in the chocolate hell will badass aim do, that they can't?

Look, they only have so many heroes left that they can use. The rights for any mutant, plus the Fantastic Four and Spiderman family of characters are controlled by other studios. And since 99% of all people in existing in the Marvel Universe are mutants, it doesn't leave much left to pick from.

I fully expect an Avenger's 2, with requisite larger Avenger's team to feature such winners as "Guy in a bear suit", "The Garbage Man", and "The barista who makes a really nice heart shape in the foam".

Partial Avengers List minus mutants (for legal reasons, not racism)

Wasp
Ant-Man/Giant-Man
She Hulk
Luke Cage
Captain Marvel/Photon
Ms. Marvel
Hercules
Starfox
Black Knight
Black Panther
Dr. Druid
Sersi
Wonder Man
Tigra
Vision
Moon Knight
Swordsman
Mantis
Moondragon
Hellcat
Falcon
Mockingbird
Firebird
Quasar
Stingray
Machine Man
Living Lightning
Jack of Hearts
Valkyrie
Iron Fist

I'm sure I'm missing some here


Dude! How could you forget Triathlon?!?!

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/Delroy Garrett. He's 3-D Man now.
//Actually, you missed Jocasta. She's important.
///And of course, Spider-Man, but Sony will never give him up.
2012-03-15 11:29:16 PM
1 votes:

FightDirector: Iczer: Sooooooo... where does one sign up to be a stuntman that has his head between Scarlett's thighs, even if it is only for a couple seconds?

/I ask for a friend...
//yeah, that's it...

Go make friends with Hank Amos or Jon Eusebio (stunt coordinator and fight coordinator for Avengers, respectively). Attend Dave Boushey's stunt school (new window) and get your utility stuntman's certification - it's about $4500 now. Make sure you work with Michael Chin when you're there; he's a Fight Master with the Society of American Fight Directors and he's the guy who does most of the combat work there (other folks do precision driving, falls, wire work, and so forth). It'll help if you join the SAFD and make your way to at least the Advanced Actor/Combatant rank, with at least 2 consecutive Recommended Passes in Unarmed (since you want to do unarmed combat with Ms. Johanssen). There's your basic qualifications. Assuming you go the SAFD route as well, it'll take about 4 years and cost about $7000 all told.

Oh, and go back in time a year or so to when they were actually casting stunt people for the film. That'll help too.

/but being where you describe is totally worth it, in all honesty.


Also, it helps to not spend much time in school, but teach ladies plenty

/and never be with anything less than a nine, so fine
2012-03-15 11:14:39 PM
1 votes:
And still no greenlight for making a Damage Control movie?
2012-03-15 09:08:23 PM
1 votes:

Rush Mountmore: Mugato: Joosus: Mugato: CarnySaur: I did not know Gwyneth Paltrow was making an appearance. Thanks, Japan!

Tony Stark gets a box delivered to him....

I am not sure if this is innuendo or not

The Usual Suspects reference. Steve Buscemi puts her head in a box and sends it to Tom Cruise.

That was Con Air. John Cusak gets the box from John Malkovitch's jail cell.


You're thinking of Battlestar Gallictica. That's the scene on the elevator where Captain Kirk has that fight with Cohane, where he says "Give these people air! And Spock lied, I am your father!". He then has to fight his way back inside the ship and deactivate Hal.
2012-03-15 08:15:26 PM
1 votes:

texdent: TV's Vinnie: 9beers: Why does the Iron Man suit have a triangular light at the beginning and a round one at the end?

Possible spoiler, but Stark has several various suits at his disposal.

I wouldn't really call that a spoiler as it's the same in the comics.


I was being slightly sarcastic.

It's a no-brainer that the movie Marvels are based off of the Ultimates versions. All we need to confirm it is for Tony Stark to say the words "Rumpy-Pumpy".

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2012-03-15 06:28:36 PM
1 votes:
I keep getting a vibe that's it's actually Iron Man 3: Tony and Friends.
2012-03-15 06:22:20 PM
1 votes:
A bloo bloo bloo!
2012-03-15 04:32:03 PM
1 votes:
Wow. Transformers 3.5 looks to be pretty interesting.
2012-03-15 03:03:46 PM
1 votes:

Mentat: CitizenTed: I dunno. If they don't spice this film up with some action it's gonna be a total snoozefest.

It needs Nick Fury fighting a polar bear.


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We already know who wins that fight
2012-03-15 02:24:59 PM
1 votes:
A couple more trailers and we will have seen the whole movie basically.
 
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