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(io9)   Arnold Schwarzenegger's Terminator 3 DVD commentary is beautifully insane   (io9.com ) divider line
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2012-03-15 10:43:06 AM  
my SUNGLASSSSSESSSSS.. were DAMMMAGEEED!
 
2012-03-15 10:48:23 AM  
Yowza... I can only take so much of that moron talking before I want to eat my own face. Still, this is commentary for stoners. I can imagine being baked off my arse while listening to Arnie ramble on.
 
2012-03-15 10:51:41 AM  
"...and they almost blew off my finger because they didn't put the explosives in the right place and here this is supposed to be marble, a two inch thick slab of marble and I am punching through it with ease."

What did I just hear?
 
2012-03-15 10:57:25 AM  
His rant on her breasts was beautiful.
 
2012-03-15 11:08:11 AM  

NEYKHUD

 
2012-03-15 11:30:29 AM  
Now let's go get some blowchops.
 
2012-03-15 11:49:38 AM  
When the terminators arrive with all the cool special effects, Arnie is just going on and on about his workout.
 
2012-03-15 12:36:58 PM  
He was really shiatfaced. Good for him. T3 sucked ass though. Like Alien 3, it completely raped Cameron's film. I did however dig The Sarah Connor Chronicles show though.

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2012-03-15 12:41:37 PM  

Mugato: He was really shiatfaced. Good for him. T3 sucked ass though. Like Alien 3, it completely raped Cameron's film. I did however dig The Sarah Connor Chronicles show though.

[i23.photobucket.com image 239x360]


Yes.. completely miss the shiat out that show. Still pissed that it was canceled with about 2347580924758942759843267 things left unresolved.
 
2012-03-15 02:18:24 PM  
Great link but COME ON - stop with the verbatim headlines.
 
2012-03-15 03:18:36 PM  
Claire Danes is just so horrible beyond belief.
 
2012-03-15 03:49:28 PM  

BalugaJoe: Claire Danes is just so horrible beyond belief.


She also has small breasts. "...Some guys like small breasts..."
 
2012-03-15 03:50:36 PM  
Dumb show but she was hot. Oh and lots of bondage.
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2012-03-15 03:55:45 PM  
T3 wasn't on the same level as the first two movies but was still entertaining.

The Sergeant Candy scene is corny as hell but awesome at the same time.

Link (new window)
 
2012-03-15 04:04:34 PM  
More entertaining than i expected, and disappointingly sane.
 
2012-03-15 04:16:49 PM  

9beers: T3 wasn't on the same level as the first two movies but was still entertaining.

The Sergeant Candy scene is corny as hell but awesome at the same time.

Link (new window)


That's fenTAStic
 
2012-03-15 04:21:47 PM  

9beers: T3 wasn't on the same level as the first two movies but was still entertaining.

The Sergeant Candy scene is corny as hell but awesome at the same time.

Link (new window)



Was that Arnie's voice saying "We can fix it"?
 
2012-03-15 04:30:07 PM  

petuniapup: 9beers: T3 wasn't on the same level as the first two movies but was still entertaining.

The Sergeant Candy scene is corny as hell but awesome at the same time.

Link (new window)


Was that Arnie's voice saying "We can fix it"?


Yep.
 
2012-03-15 05:09:16 PM  
"Eat me."

I laughed. Out loud.
 
2012-03-15 06:37:16 PM  

Mugato: He was really shiatfaced. Good for him. T3 sucked ass though. Like Alien 3, it completely raped Cameron's film.


T3 was fine for a film not directed by James Cameron, T4 was a disaster...farking McG.
 
2012-03-15 06:46:19 PM  

Brainwash: T3 was fine for a film not directed by James Cameron, T4 was a disaster...farking McG.


True. How do you fark up a movie that finally gets to the war against the machines? He didn't even have to be innovative. Just give us what we all imagined since 1984. HKs, exoskeletons, skulls being crushed by tanks, phased plasma rifles (preferably in the 40 watt range). But no, instead we get the blandest actor on the planet as the lead and somehow Christian Bale is made to be almost as boring.
 
2012-03-15 06:51:49 PM  
Arnold needs to do commentary tracks for ALL his movies.

Anyone who listened to his hilariously obvious tracks for Conan and Total Recall knows this to be true.
 
2012-03-15 06:52:26 PM  
That was farking fantastic. I love Arnie.
 
2012-03-15 06:56:27 PM  
I have a problem with the deleted "Chief Master Sergeant William Candy" scene. In T2, they're asking Sarah Connor who the hell the big guy with all the guns is. They really want to know who shot up that police station, and later on who shot up that mall. And there's William Candy. You think they wouldn't spot the resemblance?

Also, random person reading this post: that shirt really brings out your eyes. You should wear it more often.
 
2012-03-15 07:08:43 PM  

GreenAdder: You think they wouldn't spot the resemblance?


Well if they did, what would they do about it? You're just talking about the cops, right?
 
2012-03-15 07:20:46 PM  

Mugato: GreenAdder: You think they wouldn't spot the resemblance?

Well if they did, what would they do about it? You're just talking about the cops, right?


I want to see a movie about the police investigating Sgt. Candy.
 
2012-03-15 08:07:18 PM  
He's never been really good at being himself behind the camera or on mic. Like in 'pumping iron' he explains what a 'pump' is, then slowly dissolves into him pumping and coming all day and night.
 
2012-03-15 08:37:41 PM  

LeroyBourne: He's never been really good at being himself behind the camera or on mic. Like in 'pumping iron' he explains what a 'pump' is, then slowly dissolves into him pumping and coming all day and night.


You gotta want that POMP.
 
2012-03-15 08:46:42 PM  
This makes me want to get the Total Recall BluRay. Because Verhoeven is such a nutcase, if he and Arnold both do a commentary it could be gold.
 
2012-03-15 09:30:04 PM  

Mugato: This makes me want to get the Total Recall BluRay. Because Verhoeven is such a nutcase, if he and Arnold both do a commentary it could be gold.


That's exactly what you get on the DVD, a Verhoeven/Arnold commentary.

AND IT'S *AWESOME.*
 
2012-03-15 09:36:40 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Mugato: This makes me want to get the Total Recall BluRay. Because Verhoeven is such a nutcase, if he and Arnold both do a commentary it could be gold.

That's exactly what you get on the DVD, a Verhoeven/Arnold commentary.

AND IT'S *AWESOME.*


Sweet. When I was a kid I rented the laser disk* of Basic Instinct and Paul was pretty batshiat in that. Of course I didn't rent it for the commentary but it still was pretty funny.

*see kids, a "laser disk" was an album** sized precursor to the DVD
**an "album"....nevermind
 
2012-03-15 11:42:05 PM  

Brainwash: Mugato: He was really shiatfaced. Good for him. T3 sucked ass though. Like Alien 3, it completely raped Cameron's film.

T3 was fine for a film not directed by James Cameron, T4 was a disaster...farking McG.


Oh yeah - I honestly forget there was a T4
 
2012-03-16 12:20:48 AM  
 
2012-03-16 12:33:58 AM  

MrEricSir: This is his best commentary track.


That's about the only thing that could ever make dubstep tolerable.
 
2012-03-16 06:39:29 AM  
Wait... that was real? I thought it was fake... funny, but fake. Please tell me you're not joking when you all say it's real...
 
2012-03-16 07:22:34 AM  

danduran: Wait... that was real? I thought it was fake... funny, but fake. Please tell me you're not joking when you all say it's real...


It's not crazy enough to be fake but just crazy enough to be real.
 
2012-03-16 07:23:12 AM  
....Arnold's actual words that is, not the visuals or editing
 
2012-03-16 12:38:39 PM  

Pawn takes the King: Mugato: He was really shiatfaced. Good for him. T3 sucked ass though. Like Alien 3, it completely raped Cameron's film. I did however dig The Sarah Connor Chronicles show though.

[i23.photobucket.com image 239x360]

Yes.. completely miss the shiat out that show. Still pissed that it was canceled with about 2347580924758942759843267 things left unresolved.


I just want to know if the hispanic girl was a machine.
 
2012-03-16 03:17:34 PM  

jeanwearinfool: Pawn takes the King: Mugato: He was really shiatfaced. Good for him. T3 sucked ass though. Like Alien 3, it completely raped Cameron's film. I did however dig The Sarah Connor Chronicles show though.

[i23.photobucket.com image 239x360]

Yes.. completely miss the shiat out that show. Still pissed that it was canceled with about 2347580924758942759843267 things left unresolved.

I just want to know if the hispanic girl was a machine.



Yeah, they actually had a good thing going with that show. When I first heard about it I didn't think they would have enough of a story to go on but the story was pretty damned good and didn't rely on Arnold. It actually lasted longer than I thought it would.
 
2012-03-16 03:24:45 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Arnold needs to do commentary tracks for ALL his movies.

Anyone who listened to his hilariously obvious tracks for Conan and Total Recall knows this to be true.


This, especially his Conan one where it sounds like he's seeing the film for the first time in his life.

"Oh, that was cool"
"Ha Ha, that's funny"
"Wow, I'm totally getting laid all over the place in this movie!"
 
2012-03-17 01:34:11 AM  

Bag of Hammers: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Arnold needs to do commentary tracks for ALL his movies.

Anyone who listened to his hilariously obvious tracks for Conan and Total Recall knows this to be true.

This, especially his Conan one where it sounds like he's seeing the film for the first time in his life.

"Oh, that was cool"
"Ha Ha, that's funny"
"Wow, I'm totally getting laid all over the place in this movie!"


I like where he starts talking about how he had sex with every female actor in the movie.

"I had sex with her."
*15 minutes later*
"I had sex with her."
*10 minutes later*
"I had sex with her."

Arnold is great, because you can tell he's drinking when he's doing the commentary - so it starts out somewhat sane and ends up with him near slurring his words, making hilarious statements.
 
2012-03-17 06:26:48 PM  

DeathByGeekSquad: I like where he starts talking about how he had sex with every female actor in the movie.

"I had sex with her."
*15 minutes later*
"I had sex with her."
*10 minutes later*
"I had sex with her."

Arnold is great, because you can tell he's drinking when he's doing the commentary - so it starts out somewhat sane and ends up with him near slurring his words, making hilarious statements.


Oh, the dude *has* to be sloshed during the Conan commentary.


Bag of Hammers: This, especially his Conan one where it sounds like he's seeing the film for the first time in his life.

"Oh, that was cool"
"Ha Ha, that's funny"
"Wow, I'm totally getting laid all over the place in this movie!"


THAT'S what's so magical about it.

If he's not pointing out the blatantly obvious, he's seeing the movie as if through fresh eyes.

It's... endearing, for lack of a better word.


Mugato: Sweet. When I was a kid I rented the laser disk* of Basic Instinct and Paul was pretty batshiat in that. Of course I didn't rent it for the commentary but it still was pretty funny.

*see kids, a "laser disk" was an album** sized precursor to the DVD
**an "album"....nevermind


You're in for a treat with the Total Recall track.

Right from the beginning, it starts out with the Pegasus for the Tri-Star logo:

"HI, DIZ IZ ME, AHNULD SCHWAHZENEGGAH, AHND AH'M DA HORSE AHND AH'M RUNNEENG TOWAHRDZ DA SCREEN THERE"
 
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