Lol wippit had you covered. ;)

I_C_Weener: I've never used A-D to judge size. I use Starbucks Cup sizes. Tall, Venti, Grande. The only problem is getting them to hold still long enough for me to measure with the cups.

I_C_Weener: I've never used A-D to judge size. I use Starbucks Cup sizes. Tall, Venti, Grande. The only problem is getting them to hold still long enough for me to measure with the cups.

Protip: remove the hot coffee, first.

SweetSilverBlues: Lol wippit had you covered. ;)

... like a well-fitting bra?

SweetSilverBlues: Lol wippit had you covered. ;)

Isn't that counter to this thread's purpose?

Keigh: I bought a new bra on Sunday so i'm getting a kick...

but seriously. I went to Vicky's and was fitted again. Last time was in August, i was fitted and got a 34D. To hear i was a D cup was 1. surprising and 2. thrilling!!

Sunday i tried on a 34D in a slightly different style, and she ended up putting me in a 32DD! I have never, ever, considered my boobies to be what one would call big, but now I am super happy to be able to claim such a non standard, proprietary and relative term for my titays.

Some women are strange about their boob size. My wife was a 36C before she had our kid. One day, she decided she needed a few bras and she got it in her head she is a B cup. I kept telling her she's a C but she didn't listen. She got 3 new 36B bras and wore them for a week before she relented and gave them to her sister. Now, after she had our kid, she's gained a small amount of weight (not fat or heavy by any standards, just slightly more than before) compared with how she was before the kid. She's stopped breastfeeding for several months and a lot of the weight went to her boobs. She's now convinced she's a C cup, even though her cups runneth over in Ds. Yes, I'm a lucky guy, but what the hell?

By the way, the lady in the article is in England. They have different measurements for cup size over there. A B cup here is a C cup there, C cup here is D cup there.

Crewmannumber6: Um, that BIE, EIP thing? Yeah, me too.

DITTO!

Coconut Tequila: Bras are evil. I technically wear a 36 G, but they're impossible to find unless I order online and I hate not being able to try bras on before I buy them, so the best I can do is like a 38 f, and wear it as tight as possible and moosh the girls a bit. I hate bras and bra shopping, but the "Don't wear a bra" crowd has obviously never had giant tits. If those puppies aren't properly supported you get a hell of a backache.

How you doin'?

Ghastly: Sports bra!


Fits me fine, every time.

It's a Trap!

dotvincent: I_C_Weener: I've never used A-D to judge size. I use Starbucks Cup sizes. Tall, Venti, Grande. The only problem is getting them to hold still long enough for me to measure with the cups.

:(

/espresso.
//Not even a double espresso.

Don't be sad. Small boobs are beautiful too

Ghastly: My penis gives me away every time.

That's not a bug, it's a feature!

dotvincent: I_C_Weener: I've never used A-D to judge size. I use Starbucks Cup sizes. Tall, Venti, Grande. The only problem is getting them to hold still long enough for me to measure with the cups.

:(

/espresso.
//Not even a double espresso.

Well, with that caffeine comes perk, if you know what I mean.

Keigh: I bought a new bra on Sunday so i'm getting a kick...

but seriously. I went to Vicky's and was fitted again. Last time was in August, i was fitted and got a 34D. To hear i was a D cup was 1. surprising and 2. thrilling!!

Sunday i tried on a 34D in a slightly different style, and she ended up putting me in a 32DD! I have never, ever, considered my boobies to be what one would call big, but now I am super happy to be able to claim such a non standard, proprietary and relative term for my titays.

SuperChuck: dotvincent: I_C_Weener: I've never used A-D to judge size. I use Starbucks Cup sizes. Tall, Venti, Grande. The only problem is getting them to hold still long enough for me to measure with the cups.

:(

/espresso.
//Not even a double espresso.

Don't be sad. Small boobs are beautiful too

This is absolutely true. I'm a boob man and I see the awesomeness in small boobs too. Ladies, listen, yeah we men tend to like big boobs (in general, not all of us), but we love boobs of all sizes, even the small ones. A nice little pair of A cup boobs in a tightish t-shirt without a bra, slightly chilly nipples, you bet your ass every one of us wants a bite! They're boobs! They're all awesome!

Catlike Typist: "...according to a new report, eight out of ten of us are wearing badly-fitting bras..."

..Because there isn't yet a Victoria's Secret in the UK. And apparently no one involved in this article knows what sister sizes are, or how they work, or what strap extenders are, or how they work, et cetera.

Sister sizes: plenty of bras with different number/letter sizes share the same size cup & wire, such as 32C/34B, 34C/36B, 36D/38C, and so on.


/guess where I work

Hot Topic? :)

Drunk Dragon: [adventureswaitingjustahead.files.wordpress.com image 300x400]

/like a farker

that picture is strange. Madonna has always had those arms? So why do they look alright in that 20 year old photo, but today it makes her look scary?

SuperChuck: LabGrrl: Frankly, we don't just need standard sizing, we need a whole new way of measuring the damn things. Not just strap and cup sizes, but type of boobie, too.

My bff, for example, looks best in something with lateral support. Whereas I need more understory support. If she wore my bras, she'd have Madonna cone boobs, if I wore hers I'd have some sort of weird curved IKEA shelving unit [from the Lüümps line] on my chest.

What we need is a legion of certified boobie inspectors who are experts in defining them by size, shape and texture (and taste). I'll volunteer to start with the research that will be needed to start building the database.

... and just end up with crap that's visually great but feels like shiat. Men need to stay away from bra building.

/men also need to stay away from ob/gyn'ing
//and fashion for real people
///they can stay in fantasy art fashion and fantasy lingerie design

For a luagh I wil go bra shopping with my roomate she gets all pissy when she cant find any in her size (3.5 handfulls). She wil just get madder and madder, but if she finds one that fits you would thing she won the super bowl, world series, stanley cup and NBA championship all at once. Usually she just special orders them online. Now my Aussie friend I stole her bra and used it as a hat she beat me with it.

That coward David Lopan: lennavan: That's a C cup? And one place had her in a D cup? You gotta be shiattin me, she looks like a B cup at the most. I mean I'm not complaining, she's really good lookin, but there's no way she's a C/D.

I can tell you've only seen tits in pornos.

Maybe..... but Lennavan's right, there's no way that chick a D. Possible C depending on how the bra is made, and how well it minimizers her (need more angles)... but I don't buy it. She looks like a B cup to me, too.

Ghastly: TWX: Ghastly: Sports bra!


Fits me fine, every time.

It's a Trap!

My penis gives me away every time.

In this particular case I remembered your story vs. the bouncer. I figured that since others might not have been there for that, fair warning was in order...

Funniest tranny around these parts is a 6'4" tall British guy who comes to the local science fiction conventions. Looks and sounds like if Mr. Humpfries and Benny Hill had a love child with a pituitary disorder...

This thread needs more bra:

hobblekitty: And for those of you suggesting going braless, that only works for the ladies who have a manageable chest size. Large natural breasts are not like small naturals or plastics which remain perky regardless. Gravity is not kind to the large chested lady, because the damn things are heavy. So braless doesn't work. Sorry to disappoint. :-)

^^^^^^^

A myth indeed....

ExperianScaresCthulhu: That coward David Lopan: lennavan: That's a C cup? And one place had her in a D cup? You gotta be shiattin me, she looks like a B cup at the most. I mean I'm not complaining, she's really good lookin, but there's no way she's a C/D.

I can tell you've only seen tits in pornos.

Maybe..... but Lennavan's right, there's no way that chick a D. Possible C depending on how the bra is made, and how well it minimizers her (need more angles)... but I don't buy it. She looks like a B cup to me, too.

Again, british cup sizes are different. B cups there are A cups her, D cups there are C cups here.

How is this still a problem? I'm a guy and I have been hearing about bad fitting bras for years. Just this weekend I was in Kohl's when they broke in over the PA to pimp their bra fitting seminar later that week.

It's like smoking...the awareness part is taken care of. If you are suffering from an ill fitting bra in this day and age it is on you.

Eight out of Ten? That's like, what, 60% of us?

Farty McPooPants: Eight out of Ten? That's like, what, 60% of us?

Ugh, women and math...

Bra fittings can be a big shock.
CSS: I used to be a 36C, then I got a job where telecommuted for several years, so I was enjoying option #1 along with T-shirts, warmup pants and no shoes.
Then I got a new job and had to buy new bras along with new work clothes ones. I figured I'd gone up to a 38 or 40D, and was shocked when the fitter told me
that I was a 40G or H, depending on the brand of bra. And of course, if they're that big, they're expensive too. I figure if I gotta spend that much on a bra, they
should at least be comfortable. But no. I had to settle for one that didn't dig or chafe. I prefer no bra, but it doesn't look professional, and without it, the boobs
and the tummy all merge into this huge monoboob. Not Attractive, and losing weight isn't helping, it just makes the monoboob lower.
/CSS

SweetSilverBlues: cig-mkr: Pwnchubr: [www.btinternet.com image 360x526]
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I see future severe back problems for this girl.

If that's what you see when you look at that picture, you're not an old guy, you're legally dead.

Not so far, I check the obituaries every day and haven't seen me yet.

Keigh: I bought a new bra on Sunday so i'm getting a kick...

but seriously. I went to Vicky's and was fitted again. Last time was in August, i was fitted and got a 34D. To hear i was a D cup was 1. surprising and 2. thrilling!!

Sunday i tried on a 34D in a slightly different style, and she ended up putting me in a 32DD! I have never, ever, considered my boobies to be what one would call big, but now I am super happy to be able to claim such a non standard, proprietary and relative term for my titays.

You sound enchesticled

DjangoStonereaver: cig-mkr: Pwnchubr: [www.btinternet.com image 360x526]
[thefashionabledentist.com image 550x413]
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I see future severe back problems for this girl.
[www.btinternet.com image 360x526]

That's porn star Tiffany Towers.

Since that picture was taken (probably in the mid- to late-90s) she's had her
mega implants removed and gone down to what I believe are approximately
36Ds:

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Still pretty, though.

So there is too much of a good thing ?

Bookmark in hopes people quit talking and start making this place the Sears Catalog ladies underwear section.

No BIE required. A fine young Farkette already provided me with all I need for now.

SchadenFraud: Bra fittings can be a big shock.
CSS: I used to be a 36C, then I got a job where telecommuted for several years, so I was enjoying option #1 along with T-shirts, warmup pants and no shoes.
Then I got a new job and had to buy new bras along with new work clothes ones. I figured I'd gone up to a 38 or 40D, and was shocked when the fitter told me
that I was a 40G or H, depending on the brand of bra. And of course, if they're that big, they're expensive too. I figure if I gotta spend that much on a bra, they
should at least be comfortable. But no. I had to settle for one that didn't dig or chafe. I prefer no bra, but it doesn't look professional, and without it, the boobs
and the tummy all merge into this huge monoboob. Not Attractive, and losing weight isn't helping, it just makes the monoboob lower.
/CSS
Ha, I like your username.
_/eip

So, did this thread get abandoned for the Kate Upton thread or what?

eip

cig-mkr: SweetSilverBlues: cig-mkr: Pwnchubr: [www.btinternet.com image 360x526]
[thefashionabledentist.com image 550x413]
[www.ellitefashion.com image 640x806]

I see future severe back problems for this girl.

If that's what you see when you look at that picture, you're not an old guy, you're legally dead.

Not so far, I check the obituaries every day and haven't seen me yet.

Counterpoint: If you were dead, you're eyes wouldn't work so you wouldn't be able to see yourself in the obituary. Chessmate.

SchadenFraud: I prefer no bra, but it doesn't look professional, and without it, the boobs and the tummy all merge into this huge monoboob. Not Attractive, and losing weight isn't helping, it just makes the monoboob lower.

False. Braless is always nicer looking. Don't be so hard on your boobs. They sound wonderful.

AbbeySomeone: Bra fitters, how do they work?

Like absolute shiat. My bra fails all tests.

/Which I've suspected for a while, but after getting five reassurances that this is how it's supposed to fit...
//And these things are damned expensive, too.

Keigh: I bought a new bra on Sunday so i'm getting a kick...

but seriously. I went to Vicky's and was fitted again. Last time was in August, i was fitted and got a 34D. To hear i was a D cup was 1. surprising and 2. thrilling!!

Sunday i tried on a 34D in a slightly different style, and she ended up putting me in a 32DD! I have never, ever, considered my boobies to be what one would call big, but now I am super happy to be able to claim such a non standard, proprietary and relative term for my titays.

**checks profile** "not what one would call big" I don't think that means what you think it means.

ajt167: cig-mkr: SweetSilverBlues: cig-mkr: Pwnchubr: [www.btinternet.com image 360x526]
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I see future severe back problems for this girl.

If that's what you see when you look at that picture, you're not an old guy, you're legally dead.

Not so far, I check the obituaries every day and haven't seen me yet.

Counterpoint: If you were dead, you're eyes wouldn't work so you wouldn't be able to see yourself in the obituary. Chessmate.

SchadenFraud: I prefer no bra, but it doesn't look professional, and without it, the boobs and the tummy all merge into this huge monoboob. Not Attractive, and losing weight isn't helping, it just makes the monoboob lower.

False. Braless is always nicer looking. Don't be so hard on your boobs. They sound wonderful.

Citation(s) needed.

likefunbutnot: Are you poor nudity-deprived bastards who apparently don't know how to work a web browsers even remotely aware that Reddit has a whole message board devoted to boobies in thread?

BIE isn't a myth but if you just want to see random internet chicks take crummy cell phone or webcam pictures it's a lot easier to go to reddit's attention whoring sections than it is to pester the chicks who are actually cool enough to hang around on Fark.

There's a separate one if you like girls who have eaten the correct number of sammiches and I believe there are also boards devoted to weeners and various kinds of homogay if someone were so inclined as to look.

Furthermore, I'd like to direct the BIE beggars to the existence of Tumblr. If you' can't find random naked chicks on Tumblr someone should just take the internet away from you.

In closing, begging for BIE is pathetic and you people can do better than that.

Nice to meet you.

/Yea, check my profile.

SearchN: likefunbutnot: Are you poor nudity-deprived bastards who apparently don't know how to work a web browsers even remotely aware that Reddit has a whole message board devoted to boobies in thread?

BIE isn't a myth but if you just want to see random internet chicks take crummy cell phone or webcam pictures it's a lot easier to go to reddit's attention whoring sections than it is to pester the chicks who are actually cool enough to hang around on Fark.

There's a separate one if you like girls who have eaten the correct number of sammiches and I believe there are also boards devoted to weeners and various kinds of homogay if someone were so inclined as to look.

Furthermore, I'd like to direct the BIE beggars to the existence of Tumblr. If you' can't find random naked chicks on Tumblr someone should just take the internet away from you.

In closing, begging for BIE is pathetic and you people can do better than that.

Nice to meet you.

/Yea, check my profile.

I was wondering when you'd get here. And not a moment too soon. This thing seems to be fizzing out.

This thread is more about begging for BIE than actually helping out the millions of suffering women out there. You should all be ashamed.

Well, most of you.

ManRay: This thread is more about begging for BIE than actually helping out the millions of suffering women out there. You should all be ashamed.

Well, most of you.

No, we are helping by offering various suggestions regarding comfortable support to those that need it. Of course, visual aid may be necessary in order to provide a proper suggestion for each individual instance.

MoronLessOff: SearchN: likefunbutnot: Are you poor nudity-deprived bastards who apparently don't know how to work a web browsers even remotely aware that Reddit has a whole message board devoted to boobies in thread?

BIE isn't a myth but if you just want to see random internet chicks take crummy cell phone or webcam pictures it's a lot easier to go to reddit's attention whoring sections than it is to pester the chicks who are actually cool enough to hang around on Fark.

There's a separate one if you like girls who have eaten the correct number of sammiches and I believe there are also boards devoted to weeners and various kinds of homogay if someone were so inclined as to look.

Furthermore, I'd like to direct the BIE beggars to the existence of Tumblr. If you' can't find random naked chicks on Tumblr someone should just take the internet away from you.

In closing, begging for BIE is pathetic and you people can do better than that.

Nice to meet you.

/Yea, check my profile.

I was wondering when you'd get here. And not a moment too soon. This thing seems to be fizzing out.

So I take it that's a request for a kick start? OK.

grumpyguru: Has anyone told you that you remind them of the movie "It's Pat"?

Not since 1993 when that reference was actually topical.

If any ladies care to show of their bras, my E is in my P

likefunbutnot: grumpyguru: Has anyone told you that you remind them of the movie "It's Pat"?

Not since 1993 when that reference was actually topical.

You say this like anyone SAW that movie.

well i know where im spending my afternoon.

brb time for a grilled cheese n bacon sandwich and a smoke.

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