My my not an erect nipple!

The only thing that helped that awful show "Friends" in the ratings is for almost the entire last season, Aniston and Cox wore thin shirts and had rock hard nipples the entire time.

No sex please, we're American. Psychotic violence only.

/Ass: The feature-length sequel to the hit series, Nipple.

Why would you ban a commercial with something as wonderful as Kate Upton running followed by her bending over and stretching?

WHY????

nipples were not erect...I had to study this video over and over again for evidence,,i might come back to it in an hour or two to check again

FlashHarry: the spot in question. very safe for work. (new window) unless you work for a total asshole.

Or have a job with speakers on your computer and your co-workers hear, "You lousy cock sucker, I'll rip your farkuing wings off!" from your station.

Isn't that the best way to make sure your ad gets seen?

Make something which expressly isn't fit for air?

Also, no nips in the vid.

"Ratings-starved HBO"?

But but but......I thought "Game of Thrones" was supposed to be THE BESTEST MOST AWESOMEST SERIES IN THE HISTORY OF EVAR?????

So, I should bookmark, b/c of the riveting discussion that will ensue over whether this commercial hand any intellectual integrity, or if it was obscene.

Right...that's why I'm booking marking a KATE UPTON thread.

/Saw video 7 times in 10 minutes with audio off, and didn't see any erect nipples. Son, I am disappoint.

She needs to see a doctor about that mole on her lip.
http://www.afraidtoask.com/skinCA/skinwarning.html

Kurmudgeon: She needs to see a doctor about that mole on her lip.
http://www.afraidtoask.com/skinCA/skinwarning.html

Why? Has it changed color or shape?

She needs an arts endowment so she and I can make the perfect gif of her bare breasts bouncing and swaying... this would be my contribution to humanity... this is how I attain imortality...

gopher321: Neeeeeples...

*cue Ren and Stimpy pics*

Erect nipples? No sir, I don't think I need any. But I'll tell you what, do you have any erect walrus protectors?

/Call the police

She's got Hayley Mills face on well Kate Uptons body.

My nipples explode with delight!

TV's Vinnie: "Ratings-starved HBO"?

But but but......I thought "Game of Thrones" was supposed to be THE BESTEST MOST AWESOMEST SERIES IN THE HISTORY OF EVAR?????

Sometimes after an awesome steak, I indulge in a sinful dessert, all the while sitting at the same table.

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: She needs an arts endowment

I dunno, she seems to be pretty well endowed already.

TV's Vinnie: "Ratings-starved HBO"?

But but but......I thought "Game of Thrones" was supposed to be THE BESTEST MOST AWESOMEST SERIES IN THE HISTORY OF EVAR?????

It might well be. It also hasn't been on since June.

So the commercial gets banned for what is normally shown on Baywatch in every farking episode?

Have we regressed socially in this country?

animated gif that fark says is too big to post inline... so I'll just leave this link here (new window). SFW... no nudity... or (gasp) nipples.

It might be for safety reasons, those things look dangerous.

Deftoons: So the commercial gets banned for what is normally shown on Baywatch in every farking episode?

Have we regressed socially in this country?

yes and it's only going to get worse... look at the GOP candidates trying to out retro-fundi-conservative one another... and someone out there is voting for them!!!!! I expect more of these fundi types in local and state politics enacting their ridiculous backwards laws for at least the next 8-10 years.

also... go back and review any episode of Charlie's Angels or the classic Battle of the Network Stars.. no really go ahead and review them...

Erect nipples?

It's more likely than you think!

facisto: TV's Vinnie: "Ratings-starved HBO"?

But but but......I thought "Game of Thrones" was supposed to be THE BESTEST MOST AWESOMEST SERIES IN THE HISTORY OF EVAR?????

It might well be. It also hasn't been on since June.

But it's on again April 1st and from what I hear zombie Ned makes an appearance.

Wait, who actually banned this? The FEC or something?

Deftoons: So the commercial gets banned for what is normally shown on Baywatch in every farking episode?

Have we regressed socially in this country?

Yep.

No Smoking, No Drinking, No Loving.

Killing is still ok, though.

Lolthien: Wait, who actually banned this? The FEC or something?

Two networks. Obviously because of the language.

I don't see any nipple.


Daily Fail is full of shiat.

Eh, just means there will be more "Burn Notice" watched in the Bluelens house. Fiona always has those thing poking for screen time.

And I will do my viewing and seeking out the of the Kate nips to the intertubes.

God I miss the 70's and the braless, jiggle TV. Even the 80s. When I was a kid, i used to watch battle of the network stars to see the pokies during the water events . Charlies Angels? Bonnie Franklin? Oh how we have failed this generation.

Deftoons: So the commercial gets banned for what is normally shown on Baywatch in every farking episode?

Have we regressed socially in this country?

Are you seriously asking that question? Just look at what is trying to be passed in state legislatures recently, the right wing angst against contraception. This list could go on for a LONG time.

As a country, we have regressed a little bit. Politically there is a LOT of pressure to not just regress but straight up go backwards in time about a century.

I made the effort to look away from her boobage and I noticed homegirl does not have any hips. Damn shame.

Another Government Employee: Deftoons: So the commercial gets banned for what is normally shown on Baywatch in every farking episode?

Have we regressed socially in this country?

Yep.

No Smoking, No Drinking, No Loving.

Killing is still ok, though.

you know, modern countries that have more smoking and more drinking and more loving have less killing.

This reminds me of a quote from QI (Quite Interesting) which I hope is genuine and not apocryphal. When Tomb Raider 2 came out, some pokies had to be airbrushed out of the posters because "...nipples are not suitable for children."

For a joke to be funny, there should be an element of truth to it, so this headline fails outright.