1. The world population is growing uncomfortably high for my liking
2. Smokers make up a good chunk of the population
3. It seems that smokers are largely useless people, hell, they are of the weaker-gened variety.. otherwise, how do you explain their desire to even start smoking? (this applies to anyone under the age of 55)
4. I'd rather not have the Idiocrasy population running around spreading their weak genes and poor choice making habits
5. Poison all cigarettes, immediate death upon smoking...failing death, at LEAST immediate impotency.
6. Take all the finances/materials of the newly dead, and repurpose them
7. Profit!

--it really doesn't matter what the labels say.. morans will still smoke.

I thought they fixed that!

/I miss smoking

Well...shiat.

I'll bet my lung that the CDC is wrong!!!

Damn, but this pack has xXxTreme Electrolytes though so obviously they mean someone else's cigs.

Then outlaw it or shut the fark up, you motherfarking busybodies.

Ennuipoet: What?!? I thought they had Vitamin C in them and stuff!


/Leary steals from Hicks, I steal from Leary
//Circle of Life

"You could have cigarettes that come in a black pack, with a skull and crossbones on the front, called TUMORS, and smokers would still be lining up around the block going 'I can't wait to get my hands on these farking things! I bet you get a tumor as soon as you light up!'"

jj325: Dr.Knockboots: 1. The world population is growing uncomfortably high for my liking
2. Smokers make up a good chunk of the population
3. It seems that smokers are largely useless people, hell, they are of the weaker-gened variety.. otherwise, how do you explain their desire to even start smoking? (this applies to anyone under the age of 55)
4. I'd rather not have the Idiocrasy population running around spreading their weak genes and poor choice making habits
5. Poison all cigarettes, immediate death upon smoking...failing death, at LEAST immediate impotency.
6. Take all the finances/materials of the newly dead, and repurpose them
7. Profit!

--it really doesn't matter what the labels say.. morans will still smoke.

Same goes for fat people

/Thin smoker

And Massholes.

Great use of 54 million tax dollars, these haven't worked in the past they will not work now.

Dr.Knockboots: 1. The world population is growing uncomfortably high for my liking
2. Smokers make up a good chunk of the population
3. It seems that smokers are largely useless people, hell, they are of the weaker-gened variety.. otherwise, how do you explain their desire to even start smoking? (this applies to anyone under the age of 55)
4. I'd rather not have the Idiocrasy population running around spreading their weak genes and poor choice making habits
5. Poison all cigarettes, immediate death upon smoking...failing death, at LEAST immediate impotency.
6. Take all the finances/materials of the newly dead, and repurpose them
7. Profit!

--it really doesn't matter what the labels say.. morans will still smoke.




Wait...you could have a point:


/hot

Mugato: As a non-smoker, who is not an asshole about it even though it's obnoxious, I don't know why smokers haven't switched to the e-cig. shiat, I might even do it. There's a watermelon flavor.

Thinking of trying those Njoy ones, I have yet to find one I like.

Weird I'm so picky about it.

LeroyBourne: My cut-off is $7 bucks a pack. They go that high, I'm done. And considering they're like $9 a pack in places like NYC it's only a matter of time.

Marlboro 100s are 10 bucks where I live. When that happened, I switched to a pipe. It tastes better and is way cheaper. Best decision I ever made.

It's a beautiful day today, I think I'll have a seat in my back yard and enjoy my briar, thank you very much.

toraque: The CDC wants you to know smoking is still bad for you

What about being on fire? Is that okay yet?

Well, it is, as long as you don't smoke, smolder, or give off fumes while alight.

Smokers are good for health care costs and the economy. They tend to die quickly and often right around the age of retirement. It is the non-smokers who tend to require long-term medicines and soak up all the SS money, while they wander around retirement homes doing producing nothing.

Of course, it would be even cheaper to just shoot everyone over the age of 40.

Smokers also pay more taxes than anyone else.

vwarb: I switched to a pipe. It tastes better and is way cheaper. Best decision I ever made.

Finally, another pipe man. Any favorites? I like the sweets. Tinderbox has an awesome Peach Melba. Just like you said, it tastes great and smells fantastic.

My roomate smokes. One night I got home and caught her and her friends smoking inside. Drove me nuts. I dont mind they smoke just outside, I dont care how cold or rainy it is. I dont want my home smelling like stale old cigarettes. Smokers cant smell that non smokers can.

I finally asked my doctor about the little oxygen thing they put on your finger. Mine is about 96-98% and they said that is about average. I was asking them is it is ever lower then 90% and the nurse said "Oh yeah. Chronic smokers usually register in the low 80s and I've even seen one in the 70s". That was a major WTF moment for me and I was glad I quit smoking three years ago.

Waste of money, we already know this.

"Tobacco taxes and smoking bans haven't budged the U.S. smoking rate in years."

And here was the only line I really had to read to determine whether this article is worth the read- and they even did me the courtesy of making it the first line.

Spoilers: it isn't.

Tobacco taxes are meant to lower the smoking rate, eh?

/kneeslap

Jake Havechek: Then outlaw it or shut the fark up, you motherfarking busybodies.

*offer only valid for REAL drugs, not alcohol, nicotine, or caffeine. They can only stretch drug war logic so far.

I quit two weeks ago using Chantix, so I'm getting a kick, etc.

/smokers already know it's bad for you, it's an addiction. The more people told me I should quit, the more I wanted to smoke.

It's been 64 days since my last cigarette. Feel better than ever. Wish I'd never tried one to begin with.

Mr. Parker: Great use of 54 million tax dollars, these haven't worked in the past they will not work now.

But haven't smoking rates been collapsing? what evidence do you have that they don't work? Because what I've seen is that cancer deaths, and the money that would go to treat them ( a hell of a lot more than 54 million) have finally started to fall in large part to anti-smoking campaigns from the past.

Linkster: Dr.Knockboots: 1. The world population is growing uncomfortably high for my liking
2. Smokers make up a good chunk of the population
3. It seems that smokers are largely useless people, hell, they are of the weaker-gened variety.. otherwise, how do you explain their desire to even start smoking? (this applies to anyone under the age of 55)
4. I'd rather not have the Idiocrasy population running around spreading their weak genes and poor choice making habits
5. Poison all cigarettes, immediate death upon smoking...failing death, at LEAST immediate impotency.
6. Take all the finances/materials of the newly dead, and repurpose them
7. Profit!

--it really doesn't matter what the labels say.. morans will still smoke.

Thank you Dr. Dickhead!

You'll get over it, stinky :)

So I can expect to see diseased liver ads from drinking when ?

vpb: Well, smokers push up my insurance rates, so it doesn't seem all that stupid.

...and fat people.

SweetSilverBlues: Mugato: As a non-smoker, who is not an asshole about it even though it's obnoxious, I don't know why smokers haven't switched to the e-cig. shiat, I might even do it. There's a watermelon flavor.

Thinking of trying those Njoy ones, I have yet to find one I like.

Weird I'm so picky about it.

I got an eGo-T MEGA last week and a bottle of maple syrup flavored juice. Haven't had an analog since. I highly recommend the switch, even if just for the money savings. I was previously a 1.5 pack a day smoker and now use about .5ml of juice a day. At $15.00 per 30ml bottle it's a huge savings.

soopey: firefaery29: I quit two weeks ago using Chantix, so I'm getting a kick, etc.
.

How many murderous dreams have you had?

No murderous ones. Some really vivid mind bending ones, but no nightmares. I've been on it 3 weeks and I seem to have avoided the especially crazy side-effects. It's honestly been the easiest time I've ever had quitting. Obviously that's not true for everyone who tries Chantix, but it is for me.

Savage Bacon: Ennuipoet: What?!? I thought they had Vitamin C in them and stuff!


/Leary steals from Hicks, I steal from Leary
//Circle of Life

"You could have cigarettes that come in a black pack, with a skull and crossbones on the front, called TUMORS, and smokers would still be lining up around the block going 'I can't wait to get my hands on these farking things! I bet you get a tumor as soon as you light up!'"

Those will make me cool!

jkneeds: SweetSilverBlues: Mugato: As a non-smoker, who is not an asshole about it even though it's obnoxious, I don't know why smokers haven't switched to the e-cig. shiat, I might even do it. There's a watermelon flavor.

Thinking of trying those Njoy ones, I have yet to find one I like.

Weird I'm so picky about it.

I got an eGo-T MEGA last week and a bottle of maple syrup flavored juice. Haven't had an analog since. I highly recommend the switch, even if just for the money savings. I was previously a 1.5 pack a day smoker and now use about .5ml of juice a day. At $15.00 per 30ml bottle it's a huge savings.

I've heard good things about the eGo. Maybe I'll try them instead of the Njoy.

Thanks!